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Date Signed Up:10/03/2012
Last Login:5/16/2014
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Content Thumbs: 11119 total,  12372 ,  1253
Comment Thumbs: 2712 total,  3114 ,  402
Content Level Progress: 23.8% (119/500)
Level 210 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 211 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 21% (21/100)
Level 225 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 226 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:12
Content Views:348692
Times Content Favorited:836 times
Total Comments Made:440
FJ Points:6546

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#66 - Level 222 skillet 09/19/2013 on lvl +2
#12 - False. Pic related, the real JB 09/15/2013 on Youtube... +5
#239 - Picture 09/06/2013 on did you know +3
#6 - This made me laugh so hard I spilled my coffee all over my lap…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2013 on Puns everywhere +1
User avatar #17 - navywannabe (07/18/2013) [-]
Have fun with the...
Fire crotch.
#10 - Wow the light bulb really dropped the ball on this one 07/18/2013 on Dog 0
#11 - Sauce on that gif?:3  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2013 on Wanted 0
#16 - daleoo (07/18/2013) [-]
That's Mr Bean aka Rowan Atkinson. The episode is one where he stays at a hotel (can't remember the name, but it was my favourite when I was younger)
#12 - dagyo (07/18/2013) [-]
#78 - I feel like an asshole now that the title is showing 07/18/2013 on When my gf dumped me +1
#76 - Credit to JNS this was posted on my content 6 months ago  [+] (6 new replies) 07/18/2013 on When my gf dumped me +1
User avatar #156 - JNS (07/18/2013) [-]
I posted that 6 months ago? I don't remember doing that
User avatar #158 - JNS (07/18/2013) [-]
oooh, they content ... right -- that part I remember.
i thought you were saying I posted that picture.

yeah, I had fun making that gif
User avatar #79 - vladturtu (07/18/2013) [-]
Sorry,I didn't know who created this, I just found it on the internet
User avatar #160 - JNS (07/18/2013) [-]
really, where?

it made it off of fj?
User avatar #162 - vladturtu (07/18/2013) [-]
My brother posted a link of this GIF on my facebook. I think it was from tumblr or imgur. Not sure
User avatar #78 - daerkxp (07/18/2013) [-]
I feel like an asshole now that the title is showing
#62 - 19 in November (;  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2013 on fruga's profile 0
#63 - fruga (07/13/2013) [-]
Huh I would have guessed slightly older based on the first one I saw;)
You look like you are in pretty good shape in this one...
#60 - Hey, I got your message.(x I just thought I'd give you another…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2013 on fruga's profile 0
#61 - fruga (07/01/2013) [-]
Thanks You are cute ;)
How old are you?
#62 - daerkxp (07/01/2013) [-]
19 in November (;
#63 - fruga (07/13/2013) [-]
Huh I would have guessed slightly older based on the first one I saw;)
You look like you are in pretty good shape in this one...
#51 - When I was 14, my sister and her friend, both 16 at the time r…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/13/2013 on Nice +7
#61 - anonymous (06/13/2013) [-]
Were they hot?
#53 - dakka (06/13/2013) [-]
Definitely exist, my sister would have me masturbate in front of her friends and seriously caused a bad case of incest fetishism
#69 - houseofbrick (06/13/2013) [-]
I think I have just the anime for you, then. Make sure to watch Bakemonogatari first to understand the plot of this. Nise isn't as good as Bake, but is a lot more fanservice-y and visually/auditorily-intense.
#63 - anonymous (06/13/2013) [-]
that doesn't sound so bad
unless they're ugly
fuck that
#54 - iamphoenix (06/13/2013) [-]
I'm not even sure how to respond to that.
#294 - pjflash 06/08/2013 on The only way i can run... +3
#86 - Keep your head up man. Things will get better. Take this pictu…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2013 on paradox's profile 0
User avatar #87 - paradox (05/21/2013) [-]
Thanks man.
#1204 - The unsiren. Alright. 05/18/2013 on Mine is The Faceless... 0
#17 - Picture 05/15/2013 on Google +8
#1073 - Am I too late? Here, take my thumbs. Thumbing until my sleepin… 05/14/2013 on Uploaded As Anon +30
#76 - North Korea 05/13/2013 on 10 interesting facts about... +1
#4 - Teenage girls. 05/12/2013 on Emoticons 0
#7 - Am I the only one who actually heard the voices? 05/12/2013 on A better version 0
#33 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Why I Love Goku 0
#67 - mikelan (05/12/2013) [-]
#65 - greenstrongworld (05/12/2013) [-]
Here ya go.
#11 - "I'm gonna serve you a Cleavland Steamer, and fornicate." 05/10/2013 on Sharing +1
#13 - This is what I thought a large fry was until I was 8 years old… 05/10/2013 on Large Fry +1
#31 - And now we know why 05/10/2013 on Super Girl 0
#28 - Tell you what, is there any 5 in particular you are especially…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2013 on daerkxp's profile 0
User avatar #30 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
Nope, nothing in particular, just whatever I guess haha
User avatar #29 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
let me check real quick
#26 - I probably should because I don't play it anymore but I'm self…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/09/2013 on daerkxp's profile 0
#27 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
Because I could provide an endless supply of funny pictures?

Maybe because I'm a tall, dark, handsome stranger.

Or you could do it just for the fuck of it, it's really all up to you, it has always been, and it will always be all your choice, YOU are the master of your own destiny, do as you please my lord!
User avatar #28 - daerkxp (05/10/2013) [-]
Tell you what, is there any 5 in particular you are especially interested in? I might just fuck it and give them all to you but I'd probably do that
User avatar #30 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
Nope, nothing in particular, just whatever I guess haha
User avatar #29 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
let me check real quick
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User avatar #25 - GabeAsher (05/09/2013) [-]
Hey there, I was just wondering, do you still play items?
If you don't, would it be ok if I had yours? :D

I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask anyways :)
User avatar #26 to #25 - daerkxp (05/09/2013) [-]
I probably should because I don't play it anymore but I'm selfish so convince me
#27 to #26 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
Because I could provide an endless supply of funny pictures?

Maybe because I'm a tall, dark, handsome stranger.

Or you could do it just for the fuck of it, it's really all up to you, it has always been, and it will always be all your choice, YOU are the master of your own destiny, do as you please my lord!
User avatar #28 to #27 - daerkxp (05/10/2013) [-]
Tell you what, is there any 5 in particular you are especially interested in? I might just fuck it and give them all to you but I'd probably do that
User avatar #30 to #28 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
Nope, nothing in particular, just whatever I guess haha
User avatar #29 to #28 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
let me check real quick
User avatar #14 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
Thanks for the friend request. I accepted, but I should not that this is "hopefully" a temporary account.
User avatar #15 to #14 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
This is going to sound like a stupid question but your main is Marker right? It would jsut make sense from your name
User avatar #16 to #15 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
We should probably keep this conversation to one comment thread.
User avatar #17 to #16 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
But where's the adventure to that?
User avatar #18 to #17 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
Touché.

Anyway, yes, that's it, but yeah, DJ 4DM1N's being an ass about it.
User avatar #19 to #18 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
How skilled are you with hacking? Maybe you could just steal your own account back. Of course you probably would have done that already but just out of curiosity.
User avatar #20 to #19 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
No such luck. The best I got to trying was a Firefox extension called Fireforce, but the 10 time login limit doesn't make it as successful as I'd hoped.
User avatar #21 to #20 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
And you didn't have the account linked to any type of recovery e-mail?
User avatar #22 to #21 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
Oh I did, he changed it.
User avatar #23 to #22 - daerkxp (04/25/2013) [-]
Ah. Well, hacking the recovery e-mail if it's discoverable could be easier. Not certainly but probably.
User avatar #24 to #23 - markertemp (04/25/2013) [-]
I wish it were that simple......
User avatar #11 - paradox (04/11/2013) [-]
im gonna accept your friend request anyway but im just curious. why did you friend me?
#12 to #11 - daerkxp (04/11/2013) [-]
Cool name, funny posts, and I am a friend whore. Also picture slightly related
User avatar #13 to #12 - paradox (04/11/2013) [-]
well in that case thank you. youll get my number sooner or later. so ill just give it to you now 4 14 75 0 40 91. no bull shit that is my honest to goodness number.
#10 - daerkxp (02/06/2013) [-]
Hey there good looking
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User avatar #7 to #6 - daerkxp (01/29/2013) [-]
An old fan of yours.
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User avatar #9 to #8 - daerkxp (01/29/2013) [-]
No worries
#2 - trevorsta (01/02/2013) [-]
You have one of the best profile picture, Dali is one of my favourite artists
User avatar #4 to #2 - daerkxp (01/02/2013) [-]
*know about
2nd appreciate
#3 to #2 - daerkxp (01/02/2013) [-]
Thank you, I always appreciate another person who actually knows who he is. He is my favorite artist, but nobody seems to appreciate him.
#5 to #3 - trevorsta (01/02/2013) [-]
My pleasure, Same here, its not just the art he created that fascinates me is the story behind most of his art, like your profile picture, its a bust of him that is melting because he was depressed after he lost his wife and he needs support in his life, that is the reason for the supports all over his face, and he needed something in his life to lift him up, that's why he has so many paintings with wooden supports
#1 - daltonmullens (10/20/2012) [-]
i would like the amanda todd pictures if you have them, dmullen15@yahoo. com
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