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daerkxp

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:10/03/2012
Last Login:4/19/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#6461
Highest Content Rank:#326
Highest Comment Rank:#1179
Content Thumbs: 11121 total,  12374 ,  1253
Comment Thumbs: 3003 total,  3407 ,  404
Content Level Progress: 23.8% (119/500)
Level 210 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 211 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 96% (96/100)
Level 226 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 227 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:12
Content Views:349252
Times Content Favorited:835 times
Total Comments Made:457
FJ Points:6721

latest user's comments

#59 - Then she looks him straight in the eyes, and whispers "No…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/15/2013 on this...THIS is good +54
#69 - xxmemesxx (11/15/2013) [-]
i was about to thumb down then i got the joke

it means blowjob haha
#73 - xxmemesxx (11/15/2013) [-]
someone finally thumbed me up!
#2 - Imagine the practice it'd take to manipulate that stick in per… 11/07/2013 on I don't even +47
#178 - **daerkxp rolls 3** 11/07/2013 on Choose your knight +3
#263 - He likes dick  [+] (3 new replies) 10/26/2013 on Because I Can't Control My... +6
User avatar #270 - bikester (10/26/2013) [-]
I know, it just doesn't click, how dogs can be gay too
#309 - pridefulmatthew (10/26/2013) [-]
Because it isnt a choice to be gay, even for dogs..
User avatar #280 - hotschurl (10/26/2013) [-]
homosexuality exists in most mammals, in some species more than others. Giraffes for example have more homosexual intercourse than heterosexual.
#246 - His name is Ace. He's my homosexual Labrador mix that I love m…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/26/2013 on Because I Can't Control My... +8
User avatar #260 - bikester (10/26/2013) [-]
how is he homosexual?
User avatar #263 - daerkxp (10/26/2013) [-]
He likes dick
User avatar #270 - bikester (10/26/2013) [-]
I know, it just doesn't click, how dogs can be gay too
#309 - pridefulmatthew (10/26/2013) [-]
Because it isnt a choice to be gay, even for dogs..
User avatar #280 - hotschurl (10/26/2013) [-]
homosexuality exists in most mammals, in some species more than others. Giraffes for example have more homosexual intercourse than heterosexual.
#27 - But what if I have like 30 coins to save? Don't get me wrong I… 10/06/2013 on Coin saver +2
#5 - Second Cleverbot post in a row. No complaints here 10/05/2013 on wittymachine +5
#86 - Somebody please Photoshop this eagle into an Olympic swimming match.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/03/2013 on Animal facts +24
#109 - ajweston (10/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #134 - drinktogetdrunk (10/03/2013) [-]
You glorious bastard. You've made your country proud.
User avatar #90 - niggersare (10/03/2013) [-]
YES
#4220 - **daerkxp rolls 141,061,724** 09/27/2013 on FUNNYJUNK RECORDS 0
#4219 - **daerkxp rolls 255,262,382** 09/27/2013 on FUNNYJUNK RECORDS 0
#74 - That's pretty cool, I wonder how that works 09/23/2013 on title +2
#146 - I actually appreciate that, I'm happy to top off my vocabulary… 09/23/2013 on yes +3
#22 - erulelord I feel like this is something you'd appreciate  [+] (3 new replies) 09/23/2013 on title +2
#69 - erulelord (09/23/2013) [-]
HAHA, yeah I love things like this!
side note, I dont know if it still works or you have seen it before, chances are you saw this before but just to make sure, ill show you.
Just drag the picture. I always wanted to know how they make these things
User avatar #74 - daerkxp (09/23/2013) [-]
That's pretty cool, I wonder how that works
User avatar #70 - erulelord (09/23/2013) [-]
OK its doesnt work when you drag it anymore but if you click it, itll work perfect!
#111 - Relevant to gangbangtime 's post 09/20/2013 on Nope Nope Noipe 0
#45 - Let's just take a moment to appreciate the lightbulb 09/20/2013 on I cant even +2
#66 - Level 222 skillet 09/19/2013 on lvl +2
#12 - False. Pic related, the real JB 09/15/2013 on Youtube... +5
#239 - Picture 09/06/2013 on did you know +3
#6 - This made me laugh so hard I spilled my coffee all over my lap…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2013 on Puns everywhere +1
User avatar #17 - navywannabe (07/18/2013) [-]
Have fun with the...
Fire crotch.
#10 - Wow the light bulb really dropped the ball on this one 07/18/2013 on Dog 0
#11 - Sauce on that gif?:3  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2013 on Wanted 0
#16 - daleoo (07/18/2013) [-]
That's Mr Bean aka Rowan Atkinson. The episode is one where he stays at a hotel (can't remember the name, but it was my favourite when I was younger)
#12 - dagyo (07/18/2013) [-]
#78 - I feel like an asshole now that the title is showing 07/18/2013 on When my gf dumped me +1
#76 - Credit to JNS this was posted on my content 6 months ago  [+] (6 new replies) 07/18/2013 on When my gf dumped me +1
User avatar #156 - JNS (07/18/2013) [-]
I posted that 6 months ago? I don't remember doing that
User avatar #158 - JNS (07/18/2013) [-]
oooh, they content ... right -- that part I remember.
i thought you were saying I posted that picture.

yeah, I had fun making that gif
User avatar #79 - vladturtu (07/18/2013) [-]
Sorry,I didn't know who created this, I just found it on the internet
User avatar #160 - JNS (07/18/2013) [-]
really, where?

it made it off of fj?
User avatar #162 - vladturtu (07/18/2013) [-]
My brother posted a link of this GIF on my facebook. I think it was from tumblr or imgur. Not sure
User avatar #78 - daerkxp (07/18/2013) [-]
I feel like an asshole now that the title is showing
#62 - 19 in November (;  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2013 on fruga's profile 0
#63 - fruga (07/13/2013) [-]
Huh I would have guessed slightly older based on the first one I saw;)
You look like you are in pretty good shape in this one...
#60 - Hey, I got your message.(x I just thought I'd give you another…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2013 on fruga's profile 0
#61 - fruga (07/01/2013) [-]
Thanks You are cute ;)
How old are you?
#62 - daerkxp (07/01/2013) [-]
19 in November (;
#63 - fruga (07/13/2013) [-]
Huh I would have guessed slightly older based on the first one I saw;)
You look like you are in pretty good shape in this one...

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User avatar #25 - GabeAsher (05/09/2013) [-]
Hey there, I was just wondering, do you still play items?
If you don't, would it be ok if I had yours? :D

I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask anyways :)
User avatar #26 to #25 - daerkxp ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
I probably should because I don't play it anymore but I'm selfish so convince me
#27 to #26 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
Because I could provide an endless supply of funny pictures?

Maybe because I'm a tall, dark, handsome stranger.

Or you could do it just for the **** of it, it's really all up to you, it has always been, and it will always be all your choice, YOU are the master of your own destiny, do as you please my lord!
User avatar #28 to #27 - daerkxp ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
Tell you what, is there any 5 in particular you are especially interested in? I might just **** it and give them all to you but I'd probably do that
User avatar #30 to #28 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
Nope, nothing in particular, just whatever I guess haha
User avatar #29 to #28 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
let me check real quick
User avatar #14 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
Thanks for the friend request. I accepted, but I should not that this is "hopefully" a temporary account.
User avatar #15 to #14 - daerkxp ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
This is going to sound like a stupid question but your main is Marker right? It would jsut make sense from your name
User avatar #16 to #15 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
We should probably keep this conversation to one comment thread.
User avatar #17 to #16 - daerkxp ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
But where's the adventure to that?
User avatar #18 to #17 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
Touché.

Anyway, yes, that's it, but yeah, DJ 4DM1N's being an ass about it.
User avatar #19 to #18 - daerkxp ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
How skilled are you with hacking? Maybe you could just steal your own account back. Of course you probably would have done that already but just out of curiosity.
User avatar #20 to #19 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
No such luck. The best I got to trying was a Firefox extension called Fireforce, but the 10 time login limit doesn't make it as successful as I'd hoped.
User avatar #21 to #20 - daerkxp ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
And you didn't have the account linked to any type of recovery e-mail?
User avatar #22 to #21 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
Oh I did, he changed it.
User avatar #23 to #22 - daerkxp ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
Ah. Well, hacking the recovery e-mail if it's discoverable could be easier. Not certainly but probably.
User avatar #24 to #23 - markertemp (04/25/2013) [-]
I wish it were that simple......
User avatar #11 - paradox (04/11/2013) [-]
im gonna accept your friend request anyway but im just curious. why did you friend me?
#12 to #11 - daerkxp ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Cool name, funny posts, and I am a friend whore. Also picture slightly related
User avatar #13 to #12 - paradox (04/11/2013) [-]
well in that case thank you. youll get my number sooner or later. so ill just give it to you now 4 14 75 0 40 91. no bull **** that is my honest to goodness number.
#10 - daerkxp ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
Hey there good looking
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User avatar #7 to #6 - daerkxp ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
An old fan of yours.
#8 to #7 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #9 to #8 - daerkxp ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
No worries
#2 - trevorsta (01/02/2013) [-]
You have one of the best profile picture, Dali is one of my favourite artists
User avatar #4 to #2 - daerkxp ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
*know about
2nd appreciate
#3 to #2 - daerkxp ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
Thank you, I always appreciate another person who actually knows who he is. He is my favorite artist, but nobody seems to appreciate him.
#5 to #3 - trevorsta (01/02/2013) [-]
My pleasure, Same here, its not just the art he created that fascinates me is the story behind most of his art, like your profile picture, its a bust of him that is melting because he was depressed after he lost his wife and he needs support in his life, that is the reason for the supports all over his face, and he needed something in his life to lift him up, that's why he has so many paintings with wooden supports
#1 - daltonmullens (10/20/2012) [-]
i would like the amanda todd pictures if you have them, dmullen15@yahoo. com
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