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Date Signed Up:10/03/2012
Last Login:8/14/2014
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#190 - I'm almost average  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2013 on don't believe the hype +2
User avatar #201 - alphagex (12/09/2013) [-]
is not the blue on the outside that counts,is the blue on the inside that count-Alphagex
#29 - My eyes 12/08/2013 on such 3D, much cool, wow +3
#8 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2013 on Perfect Growth Scale.. 0
#18 - yutdollacwwwthree (12/07/2013) [-]
you took the bait son
#29 - What was it?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2013 on Medieval Art +3
User avatar #46 - asasqw (12/06/2013) [-]
It was the baby Jesus cannibalizing his mother's breasts
#22 - Anyone got dat sauce 12/02/2013 on GTA 5 real life +3
#689 - Crazy Chimp Attack 12/02/2013 on Mine's Maximum Thong Assault +4
#5 - What are you hiding OP? 12/01/2013 on Don't Regret +32
#90 - Who took this picture 11/29/2013 on Badass Dutch Fighter +3
#161 - I liked your post alot, so much I had to come back and give it… 11/16/2013 on Lip Plates +5
#6 - What were you referring to when you said that 11/15/2013 on butisit's profile 0
#59 - Then she looks him straight in the eyes, and whispers "No…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/15/2013 on this...THIS is good +54
#69 - xxmemesxx (11/15/2013) [-]
i was about to thumb down then i got the joke

it means blowjob haha
#73 - xxmemesxx (11/15/2013) [-]
someone finally thumbed me up!
#2 - Imagine the practice it'd take to manipulate that stick in per… 11/07/2013 on I don't even +47
#178 - **daerkxp rolls 3** 11/07/2013 on Choose your knight +3
#263 - He likes dick  [+] (3 new replies) 10/26/2013 on Because I Can't Control My... +6
User avatar #270 - bikester (10/26/2013) [-]
I know, it just doesn't click, how dogs can be gay too
#309 - pridefulmatthew (10/26/2013) [-]
Because it isnt a choice to be gay, even for dogs..
User avatar #280 - hotschurl (10/26/2013) [-]
homosexuality exists in most mammals, in some species more than others. Giraffes for example have more homosexual intercourse than heterosexual.
#246 - His name is Ace. He's my homosexual Labrador mix that I love m…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/26/2013 on Because I Can't Control My... +8
User avatar #260 - bikester (10/26/2013) [-]
how is he homosexual?
User avatar #263 - daerkxp (10/26/2013) [-]
He likes dick
User avatar #270 - bikester (10/26/2013) [-]
I know, it just doesn't click, how dogs can be gay too
#309 - pridefulmatthew (10/26/2013) [-]
Because it isnt a choice to be gay, even for dogs..
User avatar #280 - hotschurl (10/26/2013) [-]
homosexuality exists in most mammals, in some species more than others. Giraffes for example have more homosexual intercourse than heterosexual.
#27 - But what if I have like 30 coins to save? Don't get me wrong I… 10/06/2013 on Coin saver +2
#5 - Second Cleverbot post in a row. No complaints here 10/05/2013 on wittymachine +5
#86 - Somebody please Photoshop this eagle into an Olympic swimming match.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/03/2013 on Animal facts +24
#109 - ajweston (10/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #134 - drinktogetdrunk (10/03/2013) [-]
You glorious bastard. You've made your country proud.
User avatar #90 - niggersare (10/03/2013) [-]
YES
#4220 - **daerkxp rolls 141,061,724** 09/27/2013 on FUNNYJUNK RECORDS 0
#4219 - **daerkxp rolls 255,262,382** 09/27/2013 on FUNNYJUNK RECORDS 0
#74 - That's pretty cool, I wonder how that works 09/23/2013 on title +2
#146 - I actually appreciate that, I'm happy to top off my vocabulary… 09/23/2013 on yes +3
#22 - erulelord I feel like this is something you'd appreciate  [+] (3 new replies) 09/23/2013 on title +2
#69 - erulelord (09/23/2013) [-]
HAHA, yeah I love things like this!
side note, I dont know if it still works or you have seen it before, chances are you saw this before but just to make sure, ill show you.
Just drag the picture. I always wanted to know how they make these things
User avatar #74 - daerkxp (09/23/2013) [-]
That's pretty cool, I wonder how that works
User avatar #70 - erulelord (09/23/2013) [-]
OK its doesnt work when you drag it anymore but if you click it, itll work perfect!
#111 - Relevant to gangbangtime 's post 09/20/2013 on Nope Nope Noipe 0
#45 - Let's just take a moment to appreciate the lightbulb 09/20/2013 on I cant even +2
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User avatar #25 - GabeAsher (05/09/2013) [-]
Hey there, I was just wondering, do you still play items?
If you don't, would it be ok if I had yours? :D

I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask anyways :)
User avatar #26 to #25 - daerkxp (05/09/2013) [-]
I probably should because I don't play it anymore but I'm selfish so convince me
#27 to #26 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
Because I could provide an endless supply of funny pictures?

Maybe because I'm a tall, dark, handsome stranger.

Or you could do it just for the **** of it, it's really all up to you, it has always been, and it will always be all your choice, YOU are the master of your own destiny, do as you please my lord!
User avatar #28 to #27 - daerkxp (05/10/2013) [-]
Tell you what, is there any 5 in particular you are especially interested in? I might just **** it and give them all to you but I'd probably do that
User avatar #30 to #28 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
Nope, nothing in particular, just whatever I guess haha
User avatar #29 to #28 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
let me check real quick
User avatar #14 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
Thanks for the friend request. I accepted, but I should not that this is "hopefully" a temporary account.
User avatar #15 to #14 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
This is going to sound like a stupid question but your main is Marker right? It would jsut make sense from your name
User avatar #16 to #15 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
We should probably keep this conversation to one comment thread.
User avatar #17 to #16 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
But where's the adventure to that?
User avatar #18 to #17 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
Touché.

Anyway, yes, that's it, but yeah, DJ 4DM1N's being an ass about it.
User avatar #19 to #18 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
How skilled are you with hacking? Maybe you could just steal your own account back. Of course you probably would have done that already but just out of curiosity.
User avatar #20 to #19 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
No such luck. The best I got to trying was a Firefox extension called Fireforce, but the 10 time login limit doesn't make it as successful as I'd hoped.
User avatar #21 to #20 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
And you didn't have the account linked to any type of recovery e-mail?
User avatar #22 to #21 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
Oh I did, he changed it.
User avatar #23 to #22 - daerkxp (04/25/2013) [-]
Ah. Well, hacking the recovery e-mail if it's discoverable could be easier. Not certainly but probably.
User avatar #24 to #23 - markertemp (04/25/2013) [-]
I wish it were that simple......
User avatar #11 - paradox (04/11/2013) [-]
im gonna accept your friend request anyway but im just curious. why did you friend me?
#12 to #11 - daerkxp (04/11/2013) [-]
Cool name, funny posts, and I am a friend whore. Also picture slightly related
User avatar #13 to #12 - paradox (04/11/2013) [-]
well in that case thank you. youll get my number sooner or later. so ill just give it to you now 4 14 75 0 40 91. no bull **** that is my honest to goodness number.
#10 - daerkxp (02/06/2013) [-]
Hey there good looking
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User avatar #7 to #6 - daerkxp (01/29/2013) [-]
An old fan of yours.
#8 to #7 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #9 to #8 - daerkxp (01/29/2013) [-]
No worries
#2 - trevorsta (01/02/2013) [-]
You have one of the best profile picture, Dali is one of my favourite artists
User avatar #4 to #2 - daerkxp (01/02/2013) [-]
*know about
2nd appreciate
#3 to #2 - daerkxp (01/02/2013) [-]
Thank you, I always appreciate another person who actually knows who he is. He is my favorite artist, but nobody seems to appreciate him.
#5 to #3 - trevorsta (01/02/2013) [-]
My pleasure, Same here, its not just the art he created that fascinates me is the story behind most of his art, like your profile picture, its a bust of him that is melting because he was depressed after he lost his wife and he needs support in his life, that is the reason for the supports all over his face, and he needed something in his life to lift him up, that's why he has so many paintings with wooden supports
#1 - daltonmullens (10/20/2012) [-]
i would like the amanda todd pictures if you have them, dmullen15@yahoo. com
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