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Date Signed Up:10/03/2012
Last Login:10/20/2014
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Content Thumbs: 11120 total,  12373 ,  1253
Comment Thumbs: 2712 total,  3114 ,  402
Content Level Progress: 23.8% (119/500)
Level 210 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 211 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 21% (21/100)
Level 225 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 226 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:12
Content Views:349027
Times Content Favorited:835 times
Total Comments Made:441
FJ Points:6546

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#89 - Picture 01/12/2013 on TL;DR 0
#499 - **daerkxp rolled a random image posted in comment #2396756 …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2013 on Deal with it +1
User avatar #504 - silasdg (01/12/2013) [-]
That's a pretty good download speed for religion. Upload is a bit lacking though.
#84 - "Roll Two"  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2013 on TL;DR +5
#94 - Womens Study Major (01/12/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 72** replace your " with * take mine and a thumb for trying though.
#199 - **daerkxp rolled a random image posted in comment #157 at Why ** 01/12/2013 on Dickhead +1
#73 - **daerkxp rolled a random image posted in comment #21143 at… 01/12/2013 on Grandma 0
#98 - **daerkxp rolled a random comment #2918750 posted by lilin… 01/12/2013 on Wut? +1
#1 - Don't, you will have the worst ******* trip ever 01/12/2013 on Watch while high -1
#144 - Comment deleted 01/11/2013 on Daniel Radcliffe 0
#142 - **daerkxp rolls 40** free blowjobs if you can find me 01/11/2013 on Daniel Radcliffe +1
#412 - Picture 01/07/2013 on Truth +1
#48 - Did somebody say minor's outfit? 01/05/2013 on Title is weed 0
#222 - Try www.blurity.com. I've never tried it, but I've heard it's decent. 01/05/2013 on Not cool at all 0
#215 - I like your thinking. 01/05/2013 on Not cool at all +2
#214 - Just retype it on paint or something, unless the picture gets …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2013 on Not cool at all 0
#219 - bigrog (01/05/2013) [-]
it did. damn
User avatar #222 - daerkxp (01/05/2013) [-]
Try www.blurity.com. I've never tried it, but I've heard it's decent.
#213 - No. 01/05/2013 on Not cool at all +1
#187 - No worries bro 01/05/2013 on Don Glover 0
#185 - I can almost read that.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/05/2013 on Don Glover +3
User avatar #197 - plerp (02/16/2013) [-]
"We're grown ups now. We have grown up problems.
#186 - modernwish (01/05/2013) [-]
I thought it would come out wider ok
#187 - daerkxp (01/05/2013) [-]
No worries bro
#1 - inb4 front page 01/04/2013 on yeah! 4 +30
#140 - **daerkxp rolls 10** Why not. 01/04/2013 on just this way +1
#106 - Comment deleted 01/04/2013 on New genre 0
#1102 - I got this. 01/04/2013 on father of the year nominated +8
#171 - Picture 01/03/2013 on Bro u need a light 0
#170 - **daerkxp rolled a random image posted in comment #2322159 …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2013 on Bro u need a light +1
#175 - newposterintown (01/03/2013) [-]
**newposterintown rolled a random image posted in comment #97 at Best Answer ** Bad luck dude.
#171 - daerkxp (01/03/2013) [-]
#445 - Picture 01/03/2013 on watch out, we got a badass... -5
#7 - **daerkxp rolls 176** Oh well.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/03/2013 on Having an art "degree". +2
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User avatar #9 - goodnighthelena (01/03/2013) [-]
**goodnighthelena rolls 724**
User avatar #8 - jonnyp (01/03/2013) [-]
**jonnyp rolls 730,086,707**
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User avatar #25 - GabeAsher (05/09/2013) [-]
Hey there, I was just wondering, do you still play items?
If you don't, would it be ok if I had yours? :D

I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask anyways :)
User avatar #26 to #25 - daerkxp (05/09/2013) [-]
I probably should because I don't play it anymore but I'm selfish so convince me
#27 to #26 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
Because I could provide an endless supply of funny pictures?

Maybe because I'm a tall, dark, handsome stranger.

Or you could do it just for the **** of it, it's really all up to you, it has always been, and it will always be all your choice, YOU are the master of your own destiny, do as you please my lord!
User avatar #28 to #27 - daerkxp (05/10/2013) [-]
Tell you what, is there any 5 in particular you are especially interested in? I might just **** it and give them all to you but I'd probably do that
User avatar #30 to #28 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
Nope, nothing in particular, just whatever I guess haha
User avatar #29 to #28 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
let me check real quick
User avatar #14 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
Thanks for the friend request. I accepted, but I should not that this is "hopefully" a temporary account.
User avatar #15 to #14 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
This is going to sound like a stupid question but your main is Marker right? It would jsut make sense from your name
User avatar #16 to #15 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
We should probably keep this conversation to one comment thread.
User avatar #17 to #16 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
But where's the adventure to that?
User avatar #18 to #17 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
Touché.

Anyway, yes, that's it, but yeah, DJ 4DM1N's being an ass about it.
User avatar #19 to #18 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
How skilled are you with hacking? Maybe you could just steal your own account back. Of course you probably would have done that already but just out of curiosity.
User avatar #20 to #19 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
No such luck. The best I got to trying was a Firefox extension called Fireforce, but the 10 time login limit doesn't make it as successful as I'd hoped.
User avatar #21 to #20 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
And you didn't have the account linked to any type of recovery e-mail?
User avatar #22 to #21 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
Oh I did, he changed it.
User avatar #23 to #22 - daerkxp (04/25/2013) [-]
Ah. Well, hacking the recovery e-mail if it's discoverable could be easier. Not certainly but probably.
User avatar #24 to #23 - markertemp (04/25/2013) [-]
I wish it were that simple......
User avatar #11 - paradox (04/11/2013) [-]
im gonna accept your friend request anyway but im just curious. why did you friend me?
#12 to #11 - daerkxp (04/11/2013) [-]
Cool name, funny posts, and I am a friend whore. Also picture slightly related
User avatar #13 to #12 - paradox (04/11/2013) [-]
well in that case thank you. youll get my number sooner or later. so ill just give it to you now 4 14 75 0 40 91. no bull **** that is my honest to goodness number.
#10 - daerkxp (02/06/2013) [-]
Hey there good looking
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User avatar #7 to #6 - daerkxp (01/29/2013) [-]
An old fan of yours.
#8 to #7 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #9 to #8 - daerkxp (01/29/2013) [-]
No worries
#2 - trevorsta (01/02/2013) [-]
You have one of the best profile picture, Dali is one of my favourite artists
User avatar #4 to #2 - daerkxp (01/02/2013) [-]
*know about
2nd appreciate
#3 to #2 - daerkxp (01/02/2013) [-]
Thank you, I always appreciate another person who actually knows who he is. He is my favorite artist, but nobody seems to appreciate him.
#5 to #3 - trevorsta (01/02/2013) [-]
My pleasure, Same here, its not just the art he created that fascinates me is the story behind most of his art, like your profile picture, its a bust of him that is melting because he was depressed after he lost his wife and he needs support in his life, that is the reason for the supports all over his face, and he needed something in his life to lift him up, that's why he has so many paintings with wooden supports
#1 - daltonmullens (10/20/2012) [-]
i would like the amanda todd pictures if you have them, dmullen15@yahoo. com
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