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Date Signed Up:10/03/2012
Last Login:5/16/2014
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Content Thumbs: 11119 total,  12372 ,  1253
Comment Thumbs: 2712 total,  3114 ,  402
Content Level Progress: 23.8% (119/500)
Level 210 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 211 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 21% (21/100)
Level 225 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 226 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:12
Content Views:348664
Times Content Favorited:838 times
Total Comments Made:440
FJ Points:6546

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#125 - Bonnie is a lying bitch 02/05/2013 on Close-ups +3
#68 - Read Bonnie as Bane at first, almost thumbed 02/05/2013 on People of Supwer Bowl! 0
#888 - Picture 02/04/2013 on TEST - PLS IGNORE +22
#247 - I actually tried to find someone to give credit, wasn't able t… 02/04/2013 on Statistics don't lie -1
#186 - Picture 02/04/2013 on You fucking swine +3
#193 - I think you're the first person to roll dubz on any of my content ^_^  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2013 on Statistics don't lie +15
#198 - soullessking (02/04/2013) [-]
You are welcome good sir
#133 - Posted a colorblind friendly version below 02/03/2013 on Statistics don't lie +3
#97 - My bad. As I said before, I've had a few haha 02/03/2013 on Statistics don't lie +1
#82 - Picture 02/03/2013 on Statistics don't lie +5
#64 - Way to search  [+] (2 new replies) 02/03/2013 on Statistics don't lie +7
User avatar #95 - rhiaanor (02/03/2013) [-]
i believe its his
User avatar #97 - daerkxp (02/03/2013) [-]
My bad. As I said before, I've had a few haha
#62 - No problem bro :3 pic unrelated 02/03/2013 on Statistics don't lie +3
#54 - Hope this helps, sorry if it's a little messy I've had a few i…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/03/2013 on Statistics don't lie +113
#146 - austton (02/03/2013) [-]
#94 - rhiaanor has deleted their comment.
#63 - devout feminist (02/03/2013) [-]
This guy deserves credit!
#64 - daerkxp (02/03/2013) [-]
Way to search
User avatar #95 - rhiaanor (02/03/2013) [-]
i believe its his
User avatar #97 - daerkxp (02/03/2013) [-]
My bad. As I said before, I've had a few haha
User avatar #55 - codygroh (02/03/2013) [-]
thanks!
#62 - daerkxp (02/03/2013) [-]
No problem bro :3

pic unrelated
#1071 - Picture 02/03/2013 on This guy knows his shit. +1
#2 - Where does it say your friends have no knowledge? If you've ev…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2013 on Statistics don't lie +35
User avatar #15 - teakill (02/03/2013) [-]
once i did find out my friend is watching porn, it was when i said him come play a game and he said wait i m coming... most awkward conversation on skype ever made
#161 - **daerkxp rolls 3,971** 02/03/2013 on Retards, Retards Everywhere +1
#39 - Masturbation  [+] (4 new replies) 02/03/2013 on Mum, you so silly. +3
User avatar #41 - rodm (02/03/2013) [-]
Elaborate...
User avatar #44 - theroflcer (02/03/2013) [-]
Something to wear - Jeans
Something to play with - Penis

The pocket ends were cut out which means he can put his hands down his pocket and start playing with it.
User avatar #45 - rodm (02/03/2013) [-]
I find it rather hard to fap in jeans
User avatar #57 - heeveejeevees (02/03/2013) [-]
must be that you have a small sinep.
#26 - Mfw username  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2013 on Mum, you so silly. +13
#27 - bagofmeth (02/03/2013) [-]
Took me a solid 5 seconds to come up with this beaut
Work of genius, aint she?
#20 - What the zoobidey flip-flop-bop did you just say about me, you…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/03/2013 on Mum, you so silly. +50
#24 - bagofmeth (02/03/2013) [-]
flippity
#26 - daerkxp (02/03/2013) [-]
Mfw username
#27 - bagofmeth (02/03/2013) [-]
Took me a solid 5 seconds to come up with this beaut
Work of genius, aint she?
#66 - That's a lot of people. 02/02/2013 on I have an Idea +2
#64 - **daerkxp rolled a random image posted in comment #345 at …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2013 on I have an Idea +2
User avatar #66 - daerkxp (02/02/2013) [-]
That's a lot of people.
#156 - That is literally the best idea I have heard all year. Pic unrelated 01/31/2013 on Pokedex phone +5
#26 - Uncensored picture for those courageous enough to click  [+] (2 new replies) 01/31/2013 on Well I didn't notice that +5
User avatar #35 - DCat (01/31/2013) [-]
You're so fucking hardcore, man.
#30 - KingTroll (01/31/2013) [-]
you make me feel so bad
#12 - Comment deleted 01/31/2013 on Spocle 0
#142 - **daerkxp rolled a random image posted in comment #192270 a… 01/30/2013 on 12 Childhood Plotholes +1
#785 - OMFG OP I LOVE YOU FOR THIS 01/30/2013 on this kept me entertained... +1
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User avatar #25 - GabeAsher (05/09/2013) [-]
Hey there, I was just wondering, do you still play items?
If you don't, would it be ok if I had yours? :D

I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask anyways :)
User avatar #26 to #25 - daerkxp (05/09/2013) [-]
I probably should because I don't play it anymore but I'm selfish so convince me
#27 to #26 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
Because I could provide an endless supply of funny pictures?

Maybe because I'm a tall, dark, handsome stranger.

Or you could do it just for the **** of it, it's really all up to you, it has always been, and it will always be all your choice, YOU are the master of your own destiny, do as you please my lord!
User avatar #28 to #27 - daerkxp (05/10/2013) [-]
Tell you what, is there any 5 in particular you are especially interested in? I might just **** it and give them all to you but I'd probably do that
User avatar #30 to #28 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
Nope, nothing in particular, just whatever I guess haha
User avatar #29 to #28 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
let me check real quick
User avatar #14 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
Thanks for the friend request. I accepted, but I should not that this is "hopefully" a temporary account.
User avatar #15 to #14 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
This is going to sound like a stupid question but your main is Marker right? It would jsut make sense from your name
User avatar #16 to #15 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
We should probably keep this conversation to one comment thread.
User avatar #17 to #16 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
But where's the adventure to that?
User avatar #18 to #17 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
Touché.

Anyway, yes, that's it, but yeah, DJ 4DM1N's being an ass about it.
User avatar #19 to #18 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
How skilled are you with hacking? Maybe you could just steal your own account back. Of course you probably would have done that already but just out of curiosity.
User avatar #20 to #19 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
No such luck. The best I got to trying was a Firefox extension called Fireforce, but the 10 time login limit doesn't make it as successful as I'd hoped.
User avatar #21 to #20 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
And you didn't have the account linked to any type of recovery e-mail?
User avatar #22 to #21 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
Oh I did, he changed it.
User avatar #23 to #22 - daerkxp (04/25/2013) [-]
Ah. Well, hacking the recovery e-mail if it's discoverable could be easier. Not certainly but probably.
User avatar #24 to #23 - markertemp (04/25/2013) [-]
I wish it were that simple......
User avatar #11 - paradox (04/11/2013) [-]
im gonna accept your friend request anyway but im just curious. why did you friend me?
#12 to #11 - daerkxp (04/11/2013) [-]
Cool name, funny posts, and I am a friend whore. Also picture slightly related
User avatar #13 to #12 - paradox (04/11/2013) [-]
well in that case thank you. youll get my number sooner or later. so ill just give it to you now 4 14 75 0 40 91. no bull **** that is my honest to goodness number.
#10 - daerkxp (02/06/2013) [-]
Hey there good looking
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User avatar #7 to #6 - daerkxp (01/29/2013) [-]
An old fan of yours.
#8 to #7 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #9 to #8 - daerkxp (01/29/2013) [-]
No worries
#2 - trevorsta (01/02/2013) [-]
You have one of the best profile picture, Dali is one of my favourite artists
User avatar #4 to #2 - daerkxp (01/02/2013) [-]
*know about
2nd appreciate
#3 to #2 - daerkxp (01/02/2013) [-]
Thank you, I always appreciate another person who actually knows who he is. He is my favorite artist, but nobody seems to appreciate him.
#5 to #3 - trevorsta (01/02/2013) [-]
My pleasure, Same here, its not just the art he created that fascinates me is the story behind most of his art, like your profile picture, its a bust of him that is melting because he was depressed after he lost his wife and he needs support in his life, that is the reason for the supports all over his face, and he needed something in his life to lift him up, that's why he has so many paintings with wooden supports
#1 - daltonmullens (10/20/2012) [-]
i would like the amanda todd pictures if you have them, dmullen15@yahoo. com
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