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Date Signed Up:10/03/2012
Last Login:10/20/2014
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Content Thumbs: 11120 total,  12373 ,  1253
Comment Thumbs: 2712 total,  3114 ,  402
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Level 210 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 211 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 21% (21/100)
Level 225 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 226 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:12
Content Views:349027
Times Content Favorited:835 times
Total Comments Made:441
FJ Points:6546

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#181 - Do me ;) 10/16/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 12 0
#155 - Can't afford a razor til the first, mate. I ought to just spri…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2014 on Would you rate wifi over... +1
#200 - breastestvillainy (03/18/2014) [-]
Don't listen to that homosexual.
You look like a fine lovechild of Macaulay Culkin and Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

Post that on that pretty people post on funnyjunk if you have not already.
User avatar #161 - volksworgen (03/18/2014) [-]
Buy safety razor, aquire baby face.



Nigga it ain't pretty, Trust me bby.
#146 - I thought I was the only one who owned one of those head massagers...  [+] (7 new replies) 03/18/2014 on Would you rate wifi over... +3
User avatar #222 - aerosol (03/18/2014) [-]
I got one of those but the box said orgasmatron on it. Needles to say that was an interesting Christmas...
#295 - kimjongfine (03/19/2014) [-]
Needles to say
User avatar #296 - aerosol (03/19/2014) [-]
Fuck...
User avatar #151 - mathes (03/18/2014) [-]
shave you dirty ape
User avatar #155 - daerkxp (03/18/2014) [-]
Can't afford a razor til the first, mate. I ought to just spring for a real one instead of those disposables.
#200 - breastestvillainy (03/18/2014) [-]
Don't listen to that homosexual.
You look like a fine lovechild of Macaulay Culkin and Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

Post that on that pretty people post on funnyjunk if you have not already.
User avatar #161 - volksworgen (03/18/2014) [-]
Buy safety razor, aquire baby face.



Nigga it ain't pretty, Trust me bby.
#187 - Hate it when I forget to login 03/18/2014 on Rare Mental Disorders 0
#127 - My face before I finished reading the rest of your comment 01/23/2014 on Feels Inbound 0
#45 - Picture 12/21/2013 on Wheel of Death +47
#36 - Jesus Christ that is incredible.. Also friendly Chris…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/21/2013 on Wheel of Death +123
#114 - fucktheusername (12/21/2013) [-]
Anal*
User avatar #52 - largilloquent (12/21/2013) [-]
but the last person on my list is my dad
#43 - retepraamrod (12/21/2013) [-]
Thanks. My family shopping list went from full to complete.
#45 - daerkxp (12/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #131 - shumdek (12/21/2013) [-]
Is your fiancee thai?
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#61 - cazabrow phuckinthingsucks 12/15/2013 on Cold War Era spy tools +6
#13 - Reminded me of this  [+] (4 new replies) 12/15/2013 on slaaaaam +31
#34 - greatgranpapy (12/15/2013) [-]
What the hell is happening?
User avatar #38 - rockamekishiko (12/15/2013) [-]
taking paris hilton up his ass
User avatar #30 - orrisic (12/15/2013) [-]
Enjoy your ban
User avatar #33 - redthumbmaster (12/15/2013) [-]
Still going for this, huh?
#43 - Go to flag moderator page and search for his name you'll see it  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2013 on Cold War Era spy tools +4
User avatar #59 - cazabrow (12/15/2013) [-]
howdya get there?
User avatar #57 - phuckinthingsucks (12/15/2013) [-]
wait what? there's a place for all the flagged images
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User avatar #25 - GabeAsher (05/09/2013) [-]
Hey there, I was just wondering, do you still play items?
If you don't, would it be ok if I had yours? :D

I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask anyways :)
User avatar #26 to #25 - daerkxp (05/09/2013) [-]
I probably should because I don't play it anymore but I'm selfish so convince me
#27 to #26 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
Because I could provide an endless supply of funny pictures?

Maybe because I'm a tall, dark, handsome stranger.

Or you could do it just for the **** of it, it's really all up to you, it has always been, and it will always be all your choice, YOU are the master of your own destiny, do as you please my lord!
User avatar #28 to #27 - daerkxp (05/10/2013) [-]
Tell you what, is there any 5 in particular you are especially interested in? I might just **** it and give them all to you but I'd probably do that
User avatar #30 to #28 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
Nope, nothing in particular, just whatever I guess haha
User avatar #29 to #28 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
let me check real quick
User avatar #14 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
Thanks for the friend request. I accepted, but I should not that this is "hopefully" a temporary account.
User avatar #15 to #14 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
This is going to sound like a stupid question but your main is Marker right? It would jsut make sense from your name
User avatar #16 to #15 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
We should probably keep this conversation to one comment thread.
User avatar #17 to #16 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
But where's the adventure to that?
User avatar #18 to #17 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
Touché.

Anyway, yes, that's it, but yeah, DJ 4DM1N's being an ass about it.
User avatar #19 to #18 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
How skilled are you with hacking? Maybe you could just steal your own account back. Of course you probably would have done that already but just out of curiosity.
User avatar #20 to #19 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
No such luck. The best I got to trying was a Firefox extension called Fireforce, but the 10 time login limit doesn't make it as successful as I'd hoped.
User avatar #21 to #20 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
And you didn't have the account linked to any type of recovery e-mail?
User avatar #22 to #21 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
Oh I did, he changed it.
User avatar #23 to #22 - daerkxp (04/25/2013) [-]
Ah. Well, hacking the recovery e-mail if it's discoverable could be easier. Not certainly but probably.
User avatar #24 to #23 - markertemp (04/25/2013) [-]
I wish it were that simple......
User avatar #11 - paradox (04/11/2013) [-]
im gonna accept your friend request anyway but im just curious. why did you friend me?
#12 to #11 - daerkxp (04/11/2013) [-]
Cool name, funny posts, and I am a friend whore. Also picture slightly related
User avatar #13 to #12 - paradox (04/11/2013) [-]
well in that case thank you. youll get my number sooner or later. so ill just give it to you now 4 14 75 0 40 91. no bull **** that is my honest to goodness number.
#10 - daerkxp (02/06/2013) [-]
Hey there good looking
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User avatar #7 to #6 - daerkxp (01/29/2013) [-]
An old fan of yours.
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User avatar #9 to #8 - daerkxp (01/29/2013) [-]
No worries
#2 - trevorsta (01/02/2013) [-]
You have one of the best profile picture, Dali is one of my favourite artists
User avatar #4 to #2 - daerkxp (01/02/2013) [-]
*know about
2nd appreciate
#3 to #2 - daerkxp (01/02/2013) [-]
Thank you, I always appreciate another person who actually knows who he is. He is my favorite artist, but nobody seems to appreciate him.
#5 to #3 - trevorsta (01/02/2013) [-]
My pleasure, Same here, its not just the art he created that fascinates me is the story behind most of his art, like your profile picture, its a bust of him that is melting because he was depressed after he lost his wife and he needs support in his life, that is the reason for the supports all over his face, and he needed something in his life to lift him up, that's why he has so many paintings with wooden supports
#1 - daltonmullens (10/20/2012) [-]
i would like the amanda todd pictures if you have them, dmullen15@yahoo. com
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