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daerkxp

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Date Signed Up:10/03/2012
Last Login:3/03/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#6707
Highest Content Rank:#326
Highest Comment Rank:#1179
Content Thumbs: 11121 total,  12374 ,  1253
Comment Thumbs: 3003 total,  3407 ,  404
Content Level Progress: 23.8% (119/500)
Level 210 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 211 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 96% (96/100)
Level 226 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 227 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:12
Content Views:349186
Times Content Favorited:835 times
Total Comments Made:454
FJ Points:6721

latest user's comments

#21 - nigerian fag here. please send money for confirmation.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2015 on Germans +249
#117 - anonexplains (03/02/2015) [-]
Person who has worked with Nigerians before confirms.

Thanks, gave me a good laugh.
User avatar #73 - zaucroya (03/02/2015) [-]
nigerian prince here. plz give me bank account information so i may send money and confirmation.
User avatar #66 - demicus (03/02/2015) [-]
Made me laugh more than the content! :3
#90 - Like callmecrisco, I'm happy someone else thought of Dumbo imm… 03/02/2015 on This post is going... 0
#61 - Do you need me to be more Pacific?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on casual gamer girlfriend +3
#62 - zerokylin (02/19/2015) [-]
That'd be very Kelpful
#851 - Attempt 2 at looking "Gangsta"  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on Be vain and post your... +3
User avatar #932 - phanactis (02/19/2015) [-]
Looks like 2 times was the charm for you
#59 - Salmon had to do it eventually  [+] (3 new replies) 02/19/2015 on casual gamer girlfriend +3
#60 - zerokylin (02/19/2015) [-]
Water you talking about?
#61 - daerkxp (02/19/2015) [-]
Do you need me to be more Pacific?
#62 - zerokylin (02/19/2015) [-]
That'd be very Kelpful
#57 - I guess you sure cod me red handed  [+] (5 new replies) 02/19/2015 on casual gamer girlfriend +3
#58 - zerokylin (02/19/2015) [-]
Awmg you're Krill-in' me friend xDD
#59 - daerkxp (02/19/2015) [-]
Salmon had to do it eventually
#60 - zerokylin (02/19/2015) [-]
Water you talking about?
#61 - daerkxp (02/19/2015) [-]
Do you need me to be more Pacific?
#62 - zerokylin (02/19/2015) [-]
That'd be very Kelpful
#55 - I very whale did  [+] (7 new replies) 02/19/2015 on casual gamer girlfriend +3
#56 - zerokylin (02/19/2015) [-]
You Shore as hell did
#57 - daerkxp (02/19/2015) [-]
I guess you sure cod me red handed
#58 - zerokylin (02/19/2015) [-]
Awmg you're Krill-in' me friend xDD
#59 - daerkxp (02/19/2015) [-]
Salmon had to do it eventually
#60 - zerokylin (02/19/2015) [-]
Water you talking about?
#61 - daerkxp (02/19/2015) [-]
Do you need me to be more Pacific?
#62 - zerokylin (02/19/2015) [-]
That'd be very Kelpful
#49 - I sea what you did there  [+] (9 new replies) 02/19/2015 on casual gamer girlfriend +5
#54 - zerokylin (02/19/2015) [-]
You did that on Porpoise didn't you?
#55 - daerkxp (02/19/2015) [-]
I very whale did
#56 - zerokylin (02/19/2015) [-]
You Shore as hell did
#57 - daerkxp (02/19/2015) [-]
I guess you sure cod me red handed
#58 - zerokylin (02/19/2015) [-]
Awmg you're Krill-in' me friend xDD
#59 - daerkxp (02/19/2015) [-]
Salmon had to do it eventually
#60 - zerokylin (02/19/2015) [-]
Water you talking about?
#61 - daerkxp (02/19/2015) [-]
Do you need me to be more Pacific?
#62 - zerokylin (02/19/2015) [-]
That'd be very Kelpful
#7 - Courtney Love killed Kurt Cobain. 02/16/2015 on Last pictures of... 0
#6 - Had to come back and thumb because title 02/16/2015 on This baby has a bright future +1

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User avatar #25 - GabeAsher (05/09/2013) [-]
Hey there, I was just wondering, do you still play items?
If you don't, would it be ok if I had yours? :D

I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask anyways :)
User avatar #26 to #25 - daerkxp (05/09/2013) [-]
I probably should because I don't play it anymore but I'm selfish so convince me
#27 to #26 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
Because I could provide an endless supply of funny pictures?

Maybe because I'm a tall, dark, handsome stranger.

Or you could do it just for the **** of it, it's really all up to you, it has always been, and it will always be all your choice, YOU are the master of your own destiny, do as you please my lord!
User avatar #28 to #27 - daerkxp (05/10/2013) [-]
Tell you what, is there any 5 in particular you are especially interested in? I might just **** it and give them all to you but I'd probably do that
User avatar #30 to #28 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
Nope, nothing in particular, just whatever I guess haha
User avatar #29 to #28 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
let me check real quick
User avatar #14 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
Thanks for the friend request. I accepted, but I should not that this is "hopefully" a temporary account.
User avatar #15 to #14 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
This is going to sound like a stupid question but your main is Marker right? It would jsut make sense from your name
User avatar #16 to #15 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
We should probably keep this conversation to one comment thread.
User avatar #17 to #16 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
But where's the adventure to that?
User avatar #18 to #17 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
Touché.

Anyway, yes, that's it, but yeah, DJ 4DM1N's being an ass about it.
User avatar #19 to #18 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
How skilled are you with hacking? Maybe you could just steal your own account back. Of course you probably would have done that already but just out of curiosity.
User avatar #20 to #19 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
No such luck. The best I got to trying was a Firefox extension called Fireforce, but the 10 time login limit doesn't make it as successful as I'd hoped.
User avatar #21 to #20 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
And you didn't have the account linked to any type of recovery e-mail?
User avatar #22 to #21 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
Oh I did, he changed it.
User avatar #23 to #22 - daerkxp (04/25/2013) [-]
Ah. Well, hacking the recovery e-mail if it's discoverable could be easier. Not certainly but probably.
User avatar #24 to #23 - markertemp (04/25/2013) [-]
I wish it were that simple......
User avatar #11 - paradox (04/11/2013) [-]
im gonna accept your friend request anyway but im just curious. why did you friend me?
#12 to #11 - daerkxp (04/11/2013) [-]
Cool name, funny posts, and I am a friend whore. Also picture slightly related
User avatar #13 to #12 - paradox (04/11/2013) [-]
well in that case thank you. youll get my number sooner or later. so ill just give it to you now 4 14 75 0 40 91. no bull **** that is my honest to goodness number.
#10 - daerkxp (02/06/2013) [-]
Hey there good looking
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User avatar #7 to #6 - daerkxp (01/29/2013) [-]
An old fan of yours.
#8 to #7 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #9 to #8 - daerkxp (01/29/2013) [-]
No worries
#2 - trevorsta (01/02/2013) [-]
You have one of the best profile picture, Dali is one of my favourite artists
User avatar #4 to #2 - daerkxp (01/02/2013) [-]
*know about
2nd appreciate
#3 to #2 - daerkxp (01/02/2013) [-]
Thank you, I always appreciate another person who actually knows who he is. He is my favorite artist, but nobody seems to appreciate him.
#5 to #3 - trevorsta (01/02/2013) [-]
My pleasure, Same here, its not just the art he created that fascinates me is the story behind most of his art, like your profile picture, its a bust of him that is melting because he was depressed after he lost his wife and he needs support in his life, that is the reason for the supports all over his face, and he needed something in his life to lift him up, that's why he has so many paintings with wooden supports
#1 - daltonmullens (10/20/2012) [-]
i would like the amanda todd pictures if you have them, dmullen15@yahoo. com
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