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dachief

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Date Signed Up:1/13/2012
Last Login:9/05/2015
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#2553
Highest Content Rank:#250
Highest Comment Rank:#709
Content Thumbs: 23062 total,  26053 ,  2991
Comment Thumbs: 13606 total,  15524 ,  1918
Content Level Progress: 61.4% (614/1000)
Level 219 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 220 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 48.6% (243/500)
Level 311 Comments: Wizard → Level 312 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:9
Content Views:1060073
Times Content Favorited:1843 times
Total Comments Made:3920
FJ Points:28408
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#78 - Picture 04/05/2015 on Riddle me this -1
#62 - Picture 04/04/2015 on Back window wiper +7
#39 - Still love Cyriak. 04/04/2015 on Zombie cat +1
#265 - Seems like the kind of person who's never been told 'no' in he… 04/03/2015 on Crazy neighbor freaked out... +4
#264 - Picture 04/03/2015 on Crazy neighbor freaked out... +1
#542 - On a scale of 1-10, how itchy is the back of your hand?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/03/2015 on My Friends Call Me Frankenhand +1
#581 - anon (04/03/2015) [-]
0
User avatar #557 - megayoming (04/03/2015) [-]
12/10
#91 - I'm not liking the future we've created. 03/30/2015 on Padre de familia +1
#62 - Picture 03/29/2015 on RIP +7
#252 - Have a smooth gif of smooth jif. 03/29/2015 on GIF or JIF? +10
#81 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2015 on All pilots after... +4
#101 - midrak (03/29/2015) [-]
#80 - Comment deleted 03/29/2015 on All pilots after... 0
#206 - It's good, but I rage so hard. 03/28/2015 on nice meme lardass 0
#226 - Not arguing your point, as it's an excellent one, but here's a…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on Fat Shaming Friday Comp 3 0
#244 - huva (03/28/2015) [-]
Yeah getting someone to realize they need to get thinner is difficult. I never had to, ive always known i should get thinner. Well, atleast since i was like, 11. She probably lacks motivation.
#218 - Show 'em up by becoming fit. 03/28/2015 on Fat Shaming Friday Comp 3 0
#217 - Or you could decide you've had enough of the fat **** l… 03/28/2015 on Fat Shaming Friday Comp 3 0
#195 - I don't like to share my bed. Big whoop, want to fight about it? 03/28/2015 on nice meme lardass +1
#192 - Anti-hernia belt? Good choice. 03/28/2015 on nice meme lardass +1
#191 - The show that picture is from makes me rage and I don't know why.  [+] (6 new replies) 03/28/2015 on nice meme lardass 0
#203 - octagon (03/28/2015) [-]
yeah i used to know someone that couldnt watch it either because the abundance of child death pissed them off too much. Its one of my all time favorites though.
#227 - gigabowzer (03/28/2015) [-]
OP, if you be so kind as to give us the wondrous and mysterious sauce?
User avatar #254 - octagon (03/29/2015) [-]
Higurashi no naku koro ni - 1st season
Higurashi no naku koro ni KAI - Second season

You need both seasons to fully understand whats happening. You will be in a MAJOR WTF state for the first season. But its an enjoyable ride
User avatar #224 - shikurukato (03/28/2015) [-]
Whats the name of the show?
User avatar #255 - octagon (03/29/2015) [-]
Higurashi no naku koro ni - 1st season
Higurashi no naku koro ni KAI - Second season
User avatar #206 - dachief (03/28/2015) [-]
It's good, but I rage so hard.
#79 - You realize that this also means The Stig is out of work too.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2015 on Damn +10
User avatar #145 - hellwain (03/26/2015) [-]
Clarkson is actualy The Stig. He has 1 actor that shows up in the studio and next to him when needed but he himself is the one who drives as The Stig.
User avatar #83 - bendingtimeisgood (03/26/2015) [-]
Now he'll roam the earth, racing cars wherever he's needed.
#184 - They probably just kept adding oil as the level dropped. 03/25/2015 on 84,000 miles without an oil... 0
#189 - You're a little late to the party. 03/22/2015 on How progressive! 0
#212 - But I want a tiny man I can pick up and bench... I'll hav…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2015 on Under 6 feet +1
User avatar #233 - venomousvalentine (03/22/2015) [-]
I'm only 120 lbs
#16 - Picture 03/19/2015 on Don't worry about that +5
#93 - I liked you at one point....what happened man? 03/19/2015 on ooooooooooh 0
#28 - And so, the offensive line begins its march forward. 03/19/2015 on burning feminists +1

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User avatar #56 - syrianassassinsoul (06/16/2015) [-]
life
#42 to #41 - dachief (05/15/2015) [-]
Burn them all.
#46 to #45 - dachief (05/15/2015) [-]
I prefer my Jews lightly toasted.
#51 to #50 - syrianassassinsoul (05/15/2015) [-]
gib skype
gib skype
#52 to #51 - dachief (05/15/2015) [-]
I hab no skype
#53 to #52 - syrianassassinsoul (05/15/2015) [-]
you should make one so i can invite you to a jew hating group
#54 to #53 - dachief (05/15/2015) [-]
I'm invited? Lemme see what I can do.
User avatar #40 - isolovegames (02/26/2015) [-]
Post Tumbl-cunt stories here.
#30 to #29 - syrianassassin (01/27/2015) [-]
they say Benis leaning left or right decide if you are a right side or left side.

if you are straight you are a faggot!
User avatar #31 to #30 - dachief (01/27/2015) [-]
Mine leans to the Reich.
#32 to #31 - syrianassassin (01/27/2015) [-]
more like mien..

too bad im leftist
#33 to #32 - dachief (01/27/2015) [-]
How could I have missed that opportunity?
#34 to #33 - syrianassassin (01/27/2015) [-]
fuhrer is griet with Islamic Gommunism
#35 to #34 - dachief (01/27/2015) [-]
kek
kek
#36 to #35 - syrianassassin (01/27/2015) [-]
good goy

now to bed tomorrow we talk.


bye bye
User avatar #37 to #36 - dachief (01/27/2015) [-]
Sleep well, friend.
User avatar #38 to #37 - syrianassassin (01/27/2015) [-]
i will goy

AND DONT FORGET MUH 6^10 SHEKELION!
User avatar #39 to #38 - dachief (01/27/2015) [-]
Nevar forget.
#24 to #23 - dachief (11/16/2014) [-]
YOU LIVE!
#26 to #25 - dachief (11/18/2014) [-]
So what happened back there? I bet it was the jews.
User avatar #21 - Das (08/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #19 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #20 to #19 - dachief (06/22/2014) [-]
k.
#17 - boldzero (10/12/2012) [-]
I doubt I have anything you want but I want that pony
User avatar #18 to #17 - dachief (10/12/2012) [-]
It's been traded, sorry, dude.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - dachief (09/01/2012) [-]
Are you now?
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#12 - anon (08/24/2012) [-]
I saw your content on frontpage today, CONGRATULATIONS!!

Nah jk you're a stupid cunt. in fact, that content was so idiotic that i felt the need to go on your profile and tell you how ******* stupid you, and it, are.
User avatar #13 to #12 - dachief (08/24/2012) [-]
Okay, I love you too.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - dachief (08/13/2012) [-]
Yay! Megs is always welcome here!
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User avatar #4 to #3 - dachief (08/13/2012) [-]
Dem eyebrows.
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User avatar #6 to #5 - dachief (08/13/2012) [-]
Dem Teeef
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#8 to #7 - dachief (08/13/2012) [-]
Teeth, teeth. I can't grammar today.
Teeth, teeth. I can't grammar today.
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