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Date Signed Up:1/13/2012
Last Login:8/30/2014
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#47 - Picture 06/19/2014 on strangers 0
#59 - Picture 06/19/2014 on AYE AYE CAPTAIN 0
#71 - **dachief rolled image ** That's awful, mane, I feel for you… 06/19/2014 on Summer is coming +3
#118 - Have you perhaps had a doctor check out your thyroid? Thyroid … 06/19/2014 on this guy is a fucking champion 0
#176 - I call bull. I live in East Dallas county, and there's a guy d… 06/19/2014 on Loud, Crazy, and Packing... +2
#170 - Actually, you're right on the money. Throw in lots of peo…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2014 on Loud, Crazy, and Packing... +3
#235 - greatgranpapy (06/19/2014) [-]
I'm from Houston m'self, you?
User avatar #216 - bestfoxgirl (06/19/2014) [-]
Yay

Now I want to visit Texas.
#248 - dachief (06/19/2014) [-]
Come on down! Bring your family; we'll have a barbeque.
#112 - I'm speaking of the last 2000-ish years or so. While …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/18/2014 on fin 0
User avatar #118 - ispn (06/18/2014) [-]
Humans have been the cause of ~200 species.... No sorry Subspecies to go extinct. Did you know small cats alone have been the cause of ~150 sub species to go extinct, and large cats are at about ~350. Natural causes have probably caused ~15,000 subspecies to go extinct in the last 2000 years. Humans ain't got shit on Mother Nature.
User avatar #113 - Ottovan (06/18/2014) [-]
Nature, baby.

Lions won't stop hunting certain species cus' they "don't want them to die out."

They see a tasty animal that is the last of it's kind, they won't think twice about hunting the bastard down...
#129 - drizztrocks (06/18/2014) [-]
But what sets us apart is that we have a thinking mind. They don't. We know better. If we ended the entire career of every cow, how would we get cow beef? I want some steak nigga. And I ain't wantin no gay horse steak either.
#109 - I see what you did there.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2014 on fin 0
#150 - anonymous (06/18/2014) [-]
I sea what you did there.*
#193 - anonymous (06/18/2014) [-]
dont be such a beach, anon
#108 - This 'nature' you're referring to happens to be the human race…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/18/2014 on fin +10
User avatar #214 - flawlessandeternal (06/18/2014) [-]
In fact, we're probably the SOLE reason the Dodos are extinct.
User avatar #110 - Ottovan (06/18/2014) [-]
%99 of all life that ever existed on Earth is extinct.

We aren't THAT fucking special... Ye's we've killed a few, but not most.
User avatar #114 - nudybooty (06/18/2014) [-]
Currently we are having the 3rd worse mass extinction in history. The 1st and 2nd were because of climate change, other animals and loads more factors. It's pretty sad that the only reason why there is a mass extinction happening right now is only because of humans
User avatar #116 - Ottovan (06/18/2014) [-]
Sad but true
User avatar #112 - dachief (06/18/2014) [-]
I'm speaking of the last 2000-ish years or so.

While it's true that many have gone extinct on their own, we have decimated plenty of creatures that would still be around if we hadn't come into contact with them.

Humans are not special, as you say, but we are a destructive lot.
User avatar #118 - ispn (06/18/2014) [-]
Humans have been the cause of ~200 species.... No sorry Subspecies to go extinct. Did you know small cats alone have been the cause of ~150 sub species to go extinct, and large cats are at about ~350. Natural causes have probably caused ~15,000 subspecies to go extinct in the last 2000 years. Humans ain't got shit on Mother Nature.
User avatar #113 - Ottovan (06/18/2014) [-]
Nature, baby.

Lions won't stop hunting certain species cus' they "don't want them to die out."

They see a tasty animal that is the last of it's kind, they won't think twice about hunting the bastard down...
#129 - drizztrocks (06/18/2014) [-]
But what sets us apart is that we have a thinking mind. They don't. We know better. If we ended the entire career of every cow, how would we get cow beef? I want some steak nigga. And I ain't wantin no gay horse steak either.
#107 - He's no longer the last of his species; his species is officia… 06/18/2014 on fin 0
#37 - My spanish teacher was always late to unlock the classroom doo… 06/17/2014 on your quest 0
#60 - Picture 06/17/2014 on dat ass +9
#106 - HEAD FOR THE HILLS!!! their stubby legs won't make it 06/17/2014 on DUCK STAMPEDE!!!! 0
#41 - Picture 06/16/2014 on A finger for a fossil 0
#40 - >TFW he could've resurrected our lord and savior. 06/16/2014 on A finger for a fossil +15
#27 - Picture 06/16/2014 on dalek relaxatio +7
#26 - Picture 06/16/2014 on dalek relaxatio 0
#142 - WHITE PRIDE, SITEWIDE!! 06/16/2014 on Colored 0
#104 - Let the Shreking begin. 06/16/2014 on it does what? +2
#103 - Our tanks should be friends. 06/16/2014 on it does what? +4
#31 - Picture 06/16/2014 on 4chin +3
#22 - There's a flag for that.... 06/15/2014 on Feminazi justice! +32
#207 - >mfw this post 06/15/2014 on Repost comp part3 0
#79 - And then drank them, apparently. 06/15/2014 on female funnyjunkers 0
#29 - Picture 06/14/2014 on Catch Phrase +5
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User avatar #19 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #20 to #19 - dachief ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
k.
#17 - boldzero (10/12/2012) [-]
I doubt I have anything you want but I want that pony
User avatar #18 to #17 - dachief ONLINE (10/12/2012) [-]
It's been traded, sorry, dude.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - dachief ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
Are you now?
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#12 - anonymous (08/24/2012) [-]
I saw your content on frontpage today, CONGRATULATIONS!!

Nah jk you're a stupid cunt. in fact, that content was so idiotic that i felt the need to go on your profile and tell you how ******* stupid you, and it, are.
User avatar #13 to #12 - dachief ONLINE (08/24/2012) [-]
Okay, I love you too.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - dachief ONLINE (08/13/2012) [-]
Yay! Megs is always welcome here!
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User avatar #4 to #3 - dachief ONLINE (08/13/2012) [-]
Dem eyebrows.
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User avatar #6 to #5 - dachief ONLINE (08/13/2012) [-]
Dem Teeef
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#8 to #7 - dachief ONLINE (08/13/2012) [-]
Teeth, teeth. I can't grammar today.
Teeth, teeth. I can't grammar today.
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#10 to #9 - dachief ONLINE (08/13/2012) [-]
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