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Date Signed Up:1/13/2012
Last Login:12/19/2014
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Content Ranking:#4268
Comment Ranking:#2813
Highest Content Rank:#250
Highest Comment Rank:#1377
Content Thumbs: 22153 total,  25113 ,  2960
Comment Thumbs: 9398 total,  11169 ,  1771
Content Level Progress: 92.8% (928/1000)
Level 218 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 219 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 98% (98/100)
Level 286 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 287 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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#28 - That frog cute as **** , though. 09/25/2014 on thank you tiny frog of... +4
#27 - Party hard.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2014 on yfw +1
#29 - Vancer (09/25/2014) [-]
#10 - I'm a little disappointed that it's not one of those little ta… 09/25/2014 on How Punny 0
#23 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 09/25/2014 on yfw +7
#26 - AvidGamerShkunk (09/25/2014) [-]
We are the Party.
The Gnazi Party
#35 - wetharmonica (09/26/2014) [-]
Don't be stupid,
Be a smarty;
Come and join the
Gnazi Party
#27 - dachief (09/25/2014) [-]
Party hard.
#29 - Vancer (09/25/2014) [-]
#25 - AvidGamerShkunk has deleted their comment.
#34 - I bet you felt like **** when you realised.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2014 on Sounds about right +1
User avatar #35 - subaqueousreach (09/25/2014) [-]
Yep, fortunately it wasn't a major spoiler, just a little one. Still sucked though.
#143 - Dropping payload. 09/25/2014 on WWII Pacific Theater in a... +1
#95 - Picture 09/24/2014 on FJ on Tumblr +2
#94 - My flock of tanks are ready and rarin' to go.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2014 on FJ on Tumblr 0
#230 - smokekusheveryday (09/25/2014) [-]
i'll bring some friends
#80 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2014 on An honest mistake +1
#115 - ashadowguy (09/24/2014) [-]
not as good as mine
#66 - Damn it's good to be white. 09/24/2014 on Late 1950s parents +1
#37 - I take it you never got the blue ribbon. 09/24/2014 on Science Fair 0
#36 - That's awesome! your project, that is What in the worl… 09/24/2014 on Science Fair 0
#267 - NO I just met that cool dude and now he's gone?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2014 on An FJ User Died Tonight 0
User avatar #305 - diabolicgnome (09/24/2014) [-]
what did you say?
#28 - Picture 09/24/2014 on Science Fair +2
#27 - That's funny, cuz I did maybe three hours of work on mine and …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/24/2014 on Science Fair 0
User avatar #37 - dachief (09/24/2014) [-]
I take it you never got the blue ribbon.
User avatar #29 - tinglyturtletaint (09/24/2014) [-]
One time I tried to make a model hover car with magnets and metal, didn't work. Suddenly I was at the science fair with nothing but blank posterboard, magnets and clay. Made the clay into a hill, put a magnet on top, wrote "MAGNET VOLCANO- Hypotheis: magnets will repel and this will look like a volcano, Experiment: try to make the volcano, Result: It looked like a volcano, Conclusion: It looked like a volcano because of how magnets work."
I walked away to go to the restroom, came back to a third place ribbon. Public school is a sad place.
User avatar #36 - dachief (09/24/2014) [-]
That's awesome! your project, that is What in the world won first if yours only got third?
#1145 - We need more DJ Admin parties! Show the 4channers what a good … 09/24/2014 on let's hear your site... +1
#21 - I can dig it. 09/23/2014 on admin vocaroo time +4
#35 - Picture 09/22/2014 on Deadpool thread now! 0
#146 - Picture 09/22/2014 on Girls on 4chan fighting back 0
#73 - Probs in the ship kitchen, just hadn't had a chance to get to …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on Popeye Animation Test 0
User avatar #78 - fitemeirlbro (09/22/2014) [-]
but he normally pulls it pout of his chest
#71 - Did you see any spinach in that clip?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Popeye Animation Test 0
User avatar #72 - mikhailovych (09/22/2014) [-]
Exactly
Where was it? That's normally his go to reaction whenever bad guys show up
User avatar #73 - dachief (09/22/2014) [-]
Probs in the ship kitchen, just hadn't had a chance to get to it just yet.
User avatar #78 - fitemeirlbro (09/22/2014) [-]
but he normally pulls it pout of his chest
#70 - This actually looks great. too bad the guy who voices Spo… 09/22/2014 on Popeye Animation Test 0
#51 - 10/10 Alice cosplay 09/22/2014 on 4chan as of late 0
#142 - I don't know whether to thumb up for funny or down for stupidity.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on Stupidity hurts more and more 0
#143 - warioteam (09/22/2014) [-]
#45 - Picture 09/22/2014 on Admins response to SJWs... +2
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#24 to #23 - dachief ONLINE (11/16/2014) [-]
YOU LIVE!
#25 to #24 - syrianassassin ONLINE (11/16/2014) [-]
yeah i am m8
#26 to #25 - dachief ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
So what happened back there? I bet it was the jews.
User avatar #20 to #19 - dachief ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
k.
#17 - boldzero (10/12/2012) [-]
I doubt I have anything you want but I want that pony
User avatar #18 to #17 - dachief ONLINE (10/12/2012) [-]
It's been traded, sorry, dude.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - dachief ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
Are you now?
#16 to #15 - strifypinkystar **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#12 - anonymous (08/24/2012) [-]
I saw your content on frontpage today, CONGRATULATIONS!!

Nah jk you're a stupid cunt. in fact, that content was so idiotic that i felt the need to go on your profile and tell you how ******* stupid you, and it, are.
User avatar #13 to #12 - dachief ONLINE (08/24/2012) [-]
Okay, I love you too.
#1 - tahusauras **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2 to #1 - dachief ONLINE (08/13/2012) [-]
Yay! Megs is always welcome here!
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User avatar #4 to #3 - dachief ONLINE (08/13/2012) [-]
Dem eyebrows.
#5 to #4 - tahusauras **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #6 to #5 - dachief ONLINE (08/13/2012) [-]
Dem Teeef
#7 to #6 - tahusauras **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#8 to #7 - dachief ONLINE (08/13/2012) [-]
Teeth, teeth. I can't grammar today.
Teeth, teeth. I can't grammar today.
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#10 to #9 - dachief ONLINE (08/13/2012) [-]
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