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dachief

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Date Signed Up:1/13/2012
Last Login:7/28/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#3674
Highest Content Rank:#250
Highest Comment Rank:#709
Content Thumbs: 23062 total,  26053 ,  2991
Comment Thumbs: 13131 total,  15027 ,  1896
Content Level Progress: 61.4% (614/1000)
Level 219 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 220 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 78.8% (394/500)
Level 310 Comments: Wizard → Level 311 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:9
Content Views:1059743
Times Content Favorited:1843 times
Total Comments Made:3816
FJ Points:28059
Favorite Tags: are (2) | You (2)

latest user's comments

#243 - Lamp; wish for the ability to make anything I will to come true. 02/09/2015 on You can only choose one 0
#26 - 2spooky 02/09/2015 on Best glory hole +1
#64 - I was unaware of what an Iggy was. I was assuming it had some…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2015 on Iggy at the Grammys +1
User avatar #76 - thunderkrux (02/09/2015) [-]
When people talk about Iggy, I think of Iggy Pop, not whoever the fuck this is
#30 - Instructions not clear, dick caught in ceiling fan.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2015 on The real superman +31
#55 - lankanboy (02/10/2015) [-]
#48 - Picture 02/09/2015 on Rendering 90%.... 0
#48 - Dude always reminds me of General Blue. 02/09/2015 on Wen your scared of needles 0
#58 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2015 on Sunny Street +3
#77 - valigar (02/09/2015) [-]
#71 - The relevance is uncanny. 02/09/2015 on Get Dat Booty +7
#103 - And here's some A to go with that T.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2015 on Jesus Christ 0
#119 - tarnis (02/09/2015) [-]
#102 - Comment deleted 02/08/2015 on Jesus Christ 0
#101 - Donger resuscitation go!  [+] (2 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Jesus Christ 0
#103 - dachief (02/08/2015) [-]
And here's some A to go with that T.
#119 - tarnis (02/09/2015) [-]
#52 - Nice rack 10/10 would bang. 02/08/2015 on A deer being a deer 0
#84 - Pound town. 02/08/2015 on shingeki no interviews -1
#46 - Wish I could train my cockatiel to do that, but there is a res…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Parrot racing a motorcycle +1
User avatar #56 - lolwtfbbqryan (02/08/2015) [-]
pellet guns are a bitch.
User avatar #75 - volksworgen (02/08/2015) [-]
Killing raptors is illegal is a bitch.
User avatar #84 - theshinypen (03/14/2015) [-]
Lol there are no raptors stupid. The ice age killed them all come back when youre enlightened by euforic intellectuals like myself
User avatar #76 - lolwtfbbqryan (02/08/2015) [-]
shhhh
#84 - Picture 02/08/2015 on Caturday +11
#31 - God bless this man.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Burn compilation +71
#59 - anon (02/08/2015) [-]
To be fair everyone uses autotune. I'm in the industry. Even if artists don't want it or think they need it, producers push for it, or secretly fix things up with it.
User avatar #120 - IGotThis (02/08/2015) [-]
Im also in the industry. Wherever you're from, your engineers sound like asshats. Where I'm mixing, If you've got the voice, you put it on the record. Also, you're probably referring to the garage engineers that learned everything they know from that one time they helped a shitty metalcore band in the studio for a week.
User avatar #106 - merrymarvelite (02/08/2015) [-]
Maybe that's one reason I like more independent artists like Miracle of Sound or Ninja Sex Party.
#137 - Fiction (02/08/2015) [-]
#108 - I hope they bring back Sir Killalot.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2015 on [HEAVY BREATHING] +4
#172 - jwagswashere (02/08/2015) [-]
Or the Sgt

#16 - This dude is cooler and blacker than my president.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/07/2015 on This is why I Love the... -8
#26 - anon (02/07/2015) [-]
that guy's a monster who ruined his country and starved his people. not cool
User avatar #31 - shixma (02/07/2015) [-]
He also let settlers run farmers out their homes.
I used to live in Zimbabwe and unfortunately we were farmers, some of our friends were even killed by settlers. I'm now living in the UK with what money I still have, luckily I have an Irish passport because of my parents so no problems with things like VISAs.
#22 - Picture 02/07/2015 on Oh, Bother.. +17
#206 - a wise guy, eh?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2015 on Lets 8-bit FJ (well lets... +1
User avatar #209 - ivviism (02/07/2015) [-]
Meh, it was easy.
#17 - You should have em-bare-assed yourselves. 02/07/2015 on Big news +2
#203 - I would ask for a pixel avatar, but I'd probably not use it. W…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/07/2015 on Lets 8-bit FJ (well lets... 0
#205 - ivviism (02/07/2015) [-]
Well, it is technically pixelated now...
#206 - dachief (02/07/2015) [-]
a wise guy, eh?
User avatar #209 - ivviism (02/07/2015) [-]
Meh, it was easy.
#229 - M<e and my two brothers were always in some **** . 02/07/2015 on FJ, describe your childhood... 0
#26 - k  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2015 on Funny Junk Movie Night! 0
User avatar #27 - undeadwill (02/06/2015) [-]
#129 - But the stupid burns! 02/06/2015 on Plot twist +1

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User avatar #56 - syrianassassinsoul (06/16/2015) [-]
life
#42 to #41 - dachief (05/15/2015) [-]
Burn them all.
#46 to #45 - dachief (05/15/2015) [-]
I prefer my Jews lightly toasted.
#51 to #50 - syrianassassinsoul (05/15/2015) [-]
gib skype
gib skype
#52 to #51 - dachief (05/15/2015) [-]
I hab no skype
#53 to #52 - syrianassassinsoul (05/15/2015) [-]
you should make one so i can invite you to a jew hating group
#54 to #53 - dachief (05/15/2015) [-]
I'm invited? Lemme see what I can do.
User avatar #40 - isolovegames (02/26/2015) [-]
Post Tumbl-cunt stories here.
#30 to #29 - syrianassassin (01/27/2015) [-]
they say Benis leaning left or right decide if you are a right side or left side.

if you are straight you are a faggot!
User avatar #31 to #30 - dachief (01/27/2015) [-]
Mine leans to the Reich.
#32 to #31 - syrianassassin (01/27/2015) [-]
more like mien..

too bad im leftist
#33 to #32 - dachief (01/27/2015) [-]
How could I have missed that opportunity?
#34 to #33 - syrianassassin (01/27/2015) [-]
fuhrer is griet with Islamic Gommunism
#35 to #34 - dachief (01/27/2015) [-]
kek
kek
#36 to #35 - syrianassassin (01/27/2015) [-]
good goy

now to bed tomorrow we talk.


bye bye
User avatar #37 to #36 - dachief (01/27/2015) [-]
Sleep well, friend.
User avatar #38 to #37 - syrianassassin (01/27/2015) [-]
i will goy

AND DONT FORGET MUH 6^10 SHEKELION!
User avatar #39 to #38 - dachief (01/27/2015) [-]
Nevar forget.
#24 to #23 - dachief (11/16/2014) [-]
YOU LIVE!
#26 to #25 - dachief (11/18/2014) [-]
So what happened back there? I bet it was the jews.
User avatar #21 - Das (08/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #19 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #20 to #19 - dachief (06/22/2014) [-]
k.
#17 - boldzero ONLINE (10/12/2012) [-]
I doubt I have anything you want but I want that pony
User avatar #18 to #17 - dachief (10/12/2012) [-]
It's been traded, sorry, dude.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - dachief (09/01/2012) [-]
Are you now?
#16 to #15 - strifypinkystar **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#12 - anon (08/24/2012) [-]
I saw your content on frontpage today, CONGRATULATIONS!!

Nah jk you're a stupid cunt. in fact, that content was so idiotic that i felt the need to go on your profile and tell you how ******* stupid you, and it, are.
User avatar #13 to #12 - dachief (08/24/2012) [-]
Okay, I love you too.
#1 - tahusauras **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2 to #1 - dachief (08/13/2012) [-]
Yay! Megs is always welcome here!
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User avatar #4 to #3 - dachief (08/13/2012) [-]
Dem eyebrows.
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User avatar #6 to #5 - dachief (08/13/2012) [-]
Dem Teeef
#7 to #6 - tahusauras **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#8 to #7 - dachief (08/13/2012) [-]
Teeth, teeth. I can't grammar today.
Teeth, teeth. I can't grammar today.
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