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dachief

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Date Signed Up:1/13/2012
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Content Ranking:#3028
Comment Ranking:#1460
Highest Content Rank:#250
Highest Comment Rank:#709
Content Thumbs: 23167 total,  26180 ,  3013
Comment Thumbs: 16616 total,  18685 ,  2069
Content Level Progress: 68.79% (688/1000)
Level 219 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 220 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 1.5% (15/1000)
Level 314 Comments: Wizard → Level 315 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:8
Content Views:1075920
Times Content Favorited:1835 times
Total Comments Made:4552
FJ Points:30779
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#128 - Sauce is for covering up badly cooked meat. Dry rub for life. 02/25/2016 on dank WebM compilation (pt 79) +1
#127 - Picture 02/25/2016 on dank WebM compilation (pt 79) +12
#86 - Good for you. 02/25/2016 on Racism in schools 0
#167 - Working on a bottle of Serpent's Bite right now. Much better chilled. 02/25/2016 on Thumbs up if you like whiskey 0
#804 - **dachief used "*roll picture*"** **dachief rolled image *… 02/25/2016 on *roll for our next president* 0
#476678 - So much sketti 02/25/2016 on TINDER DATE WITH ADMIN 0
#40 - Japan. Apparently it's a 144 year old wisteria. Neat 02/24/2016 on Not the porn you were... +3
#93 - Nice one, Phil. 02/24/2016 on (Warning) R18 Comic - Bunny... 0
#21 - Kid in the yellow seat is outta here. 02/24/2016 on bepis +4
#79 - McBurd is McBack! Rejoice! 02/23/2016 on Casting Couch +11
#78 - I truly don't understand the diaper fetish yo. How could…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2016 on Casting Couch +1
#151 - slenderwolf (02/24/2016) [-]
I think it's because being a baby means you can fuck off all the time and have someone look after you and coddle you 24/7. Don't know about the shit part, but I've been told the one diaper furry who shat himself at a convention was so badly ostracized he just stopped going to conventions because everyone at every con for hundreds of miles knew who he was and didn't want anything to do with him.
#4 - The second one got me 02/23/2016 on Dank Webm Compilation 69/420 +6
#6 - I wish I were an attack helicopter. I'd fwupfwupfwupfwup all u…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2016 on Tri-gendered +1
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#22 - shamblerdk (02/22/2016) [-]
pfff... what happens there is simply the camera shutter being in sync with the helicopters main rotor. SCIENCED, BITCH.
#38 - What I want to know is why she left the second bag in the drop slot. 02/20/2016 on Lays Pooping Machine +4
#41 - I am content. 02/19/2016 on /pol/s new meme +7
#39 - I thought that was a bacon body pillow. I am disappoint.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/19/2016 on /pol/s new meme +7
#40 - classicgold (02/19/2016) [-]
Happy now?
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#41 - dachief (02/19/2016) [-]
I am content.
#487 - Picture 02/19/2016 on Riding spinners mode 0
#22 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2016 on Pterodactyl +29
#66 - anon (02/17/2016) [-]
Laughed so fucking hard at this. Thank you.
#21 - Dinosaurs have dreams too!  [+] (2 new replies) 02/16/2016 on Pterodactyl +21
#22 - dachief (02/16/2016) [-]
#66 - anon (02/17/2016) [-]
Laughed so fucking hard at this. Thank you.
#26 - Thank 02/16/2016 on Willamete Valley Skninwalker 0
#91 - Here's hoping the kebabs for the kebabs are made from kebabs. 02/16/2016 on facts with sources 0
#59 - Furries, man. 02/15/2016 on (untitled) +3
#71 - U wot m8 02/15/2016 on Ordering coffee +1
#6 - Why is it that the world's most venomous snakes are the most a… 02/15/2016 on snakes man +9
#190 - Picture 02/15/2016 on Europeans are asleep, post... 0
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#58 - shekelnator (01/23/2016) [-]
t. syrianassassin
#57 - hitlerisgod (09/10/2015) [-]
#56 - syrianassassinsoul (06/16/2015) [-]
life
#41 - syrianassassinsoul (05/15/2015) [-]
#42 to #41 - dachief (05/15/2015) [-]
Burn them all.
#44 to #43 - dachief (05/15/2015) [-]
#46 to #45 - dachief (05/15/2015) [-]
I prefer my Jews lightly toasted.
#48 to #47 - dachief (05/15/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#50 to #49 - dachief (05/15/2015) [-]
#51 to #50 - syrianassassinsoul (05/15/2015) [-]
gib skype
gib skype
#52 to #51 - dachief (05/15/2015) [-]
I hab no skype
#53 to #52 - syrianassassinsoul (05/15/2015) [-]
you should make one so i can invite you to a jew hating group
#54 to #53 - dachief (05/15/2015) [-]
I'm invited? Lemme see what I can do.
#55 to #54 - syrianassassinsoul (05/15/2015) [-]
yup
#40 - isolovegames (02/26/2015) [-]
Post Tumbl-cunt stories here.
#28 - syrianassassin (01/27/2015) [-]
#29 to #28 - dachief (01/27/2015) [-]
#30 to #29 - syrianassassin (01/27/2015) [-]
they say Benis leaning left or right decide if you are a right side or left side.

if you are straight you are a faggot!
#31 to #30 - dachief (01/27/2015) [-]
Mine leans to the Reich.
#32 to #31 - syrianassassin (01/27/2015) [-]
more like mien..

too bad im leftist
#33 to #32 - dachief (01/27/2015) [-]
How could I have missed that opportunity?
#34 to #33 - syrianassassin (01/27/2015) [-]
fuhrer is griet with Islamic Gommunism
#35 to #34 - dachief (01/27/2015) [-]
kek
kek
#36 to #35 - syrianassassin (01/27/2015) [-]
good goy

now to bed tomorrow we talk.


bye bye
#37 to #36 - dachief (01/27/2015) [-]
Sleep well, friend.
#38 to #37 - syrianassassin (01/27/2015) [-]
i will goy

AND DONT FORGET MUH 6^10 SHEKELION!
#39 to #38 - dachief (01/27/2015) [-]
Nevar forget.
#27 - syrianassassin (01/20/2015) [-]
#23 - syrianassassin (11/15/2014) [-]
#24 to #23 - dachief (11/16/2014) [-]
YOU LIVE!
#25 to #24 - syrianassassin (11/16/2014) [-]
yeah i am m8
#26 to #25 - dachief (11/18/2014) [-]
So what happened back there? I bet it was the jews.
#22 - syrianassassin (09/15/2014) [-]
#21 - Das (08/12/2014) [-]
******
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