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dachief

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Date Signed Up:1/13/2012
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#2304
Highest Content Rank:#250
Highest Comment Rank:#709
Content Thumbs: 23167 total,  26183 ,  3016
Comment Thumbs: 17207 total,  19323 ,  2116
Content Level Progress: 68.99% (690/1000)
Level 219 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 220 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 52.7% (527/1000)
Level 314 Comments: Wizard → Level 315 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:8
Content Views:1076739
Times Content Favorited:1834 times
Total Comments Made:4816
FJ Points:31244
Favorite Tags: are (2) | You (2)

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latest user's comments

#1 - Comment deleted 22 hours ago on The smell 0
#29 - How the everloving **** does your **** keep getting unblocked?… 22 hours ago on Screen Cleaners +1
#76 - Skillz off the charts. 23 hours ago on german engineering +1
#74 - Your initial post starts with 'Why' and ends with '??'. This i…  [+] (2 new replies) 23 hours ago on german engineering 0
#75 - itsjustabaitbro (23 hours ago) [-]
You think I can't tell that's photoshopped?
Nice try, though.
#76 - dachief (23 hours ago) [-]
Skillz off the charts.
#72 - That's why she's after the Bat-D.  [+] (2 new replies) 23 hours ago on hawke girl and wonder women. +19
#96 - retailwerker (21 hours ago) [-]
Can some one please post the video that this picture is from? It makes me laugh so much!
#109 - youxbarstard (19 hours ago) [-]
#70 - If you're sincerely asking these questions, then you're simply…  [+] (4 new replies) 23 hours ago on german engineering 0
#73 - itsjustabaitbro (23 hours ago) [-]
Hmph, nice try; but I wasn't asking any questions.
I caught you blue handed.
#74 - dachief (23 hours ago) [-]
Your initial post starts with 'Why' and ends with '??'. This is the basic format for a question. You lose, law breaker.
#75 - itsjustabaitbro (23 hours ago) [-]
You think I can't tell that's photoshopped?
Nice try, though.
#76 - dachief (23 hours ago) [-]
Skillz off the charts.
#59 - Aside from being a bad baiter, you're also a bad liar. Anythin…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/29/2016 on german engineering 0
#60 - itsjustabaitbro (07/29/2016) [-]
Well, I'm not baiting or lying...
So I don't see how I could be bad at it if I'm not even doing it.
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#70 - dachief (23 hours ago) [-]
If you're sincerely asking these questions, then you're simply stupid. Otherwise, you're in denial of baiting. Either way, your posts make little sense.
#73 - itsjustabaitbro (23 hours ago) [-]
Hmph, nice try; but I wasn't asking any questions.
I caught you blue handed.
#74 - dachief (23 hours ago) [-]
Your initial post starts with 'Why' and ends with '??'. This is the basic format for a question. You lose, law breaker.
#75 - itsjustabaitbro (23 hours ago) [-]
You think I can't tell that's photoshopped?
Nice try, though.
#76 - dachief (23 hours ago) [-]
Skillz off the charts.
#63 - funpunk (07/29/2016) [-]
Bait is RIGHT IN YOUR NAME AND I WILL FUCK YOU LIKE A STUCK PIG IF YOU CONTINUE THESE SHENANIGANS.
#71 - tenpoundpom (23 hours ago) [-]
<-- you right now mate
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#72 - funpunk (23 hours ago) [-]
I know it's bait, I'm just having a bit of fun.
#64 - itsjustabaitbro (07/29/2016) [-]
I don't see a bait in my name though...
#66 - funpunk (23 hours ago) [-]
But can you see the bait on my dick?
#5 - Black dinoMYTE! 07/29/2016 on WE WUZ ROCKETS +1
#24 - Shut it, retard.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2016 on eat the whole ass +24
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#25 - lapsushominum (07/28/2016) [-]
Hey you don't have green thumbs, you can't do that
#27 - anon (07/28/2016) [-]
He does now
#134 - **dachief used "*roll picture*"** **dachief rolled image *… 07/28/2016 on Roll to be a black guy 0