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Date Signed Up:1/13/2012
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Content Ranking:#3024
Comment Ranking:#1446
Highest Content Rank:#250
Highest Comment Rank:#709
Content Thumbs: 23167 total,  26180 ,  3013
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Content Level Progress: 68.79% (688/1000)
Level 219 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 220 Content: Mind Blower
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Level 314 Comments: Wizard → Level 315 Comments: Wizard
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#5 - **dachief used "*roll 1, 0000001-1000000*"** **dachief roll… 7 hours ago on LETS DO THIS SHIT +1
#117 - Old age. 05/25/2016 on Rest well, Dewey. 0
#51 - This hurts my heart a little. I had to put my 16 year old cat …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/24/2016 on Rest well, Dewey. +23
#95 - myreadyassyolk (05/24/2016) [-]
Last night the family cat died. He was 15. Rip pumpkin.
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#96 - myreadyassyolk (05/24/2016) [-]
He's not dead btw. This is just the only picture I have on my phone.
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#94 - yourereadingthis (05/24/2016) [-]
Aw man, my condolences. What happened?
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#117 - dachief (05/25/2016) [-]
Old age.
#76 - razerdude (05/24/2016) [-]
you make me very sad
#59 - drunkasaurus (05/24/2016) [-]
#56 - iamthebestever (05/24/2016) [-]
Sorry buddy. Shes in a better place now.
#50 - Comment deleted 05/24/2016 on Rest well, Dewey. 0
#216 - Fruit. Pineapples, cantelope, waternelon, strawberries and I t… 05/23/2016 on american drinking "culture" +3
#87 - I am drunk.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2016 on Robin Williams 0
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#90 - obviousmanperson (05/20/2016) [-]
Drunkard
#85 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2016 on Robin Williams 0
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#86 - obviousmanperson (05/20/2016) [-]
I am obvious
#87 - dachief (05/20/2016) [-]
I am drunk.
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#90 - obviousmanperson (05/20/2016) [-]
Drunkard
#82 - I am sad.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/20/2016 on Robin Williams 0
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#83 - obviousmanperson (05/20/2016) [-]
I am bait
#85 - dachief (05/20/2016) [-]
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#86 - obviousmanperson (05/20/2016) [-]
I am obvious
#87 - dachief (05/20/2016) [-]
I am drunk.
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#90 - obviousmanperson (05/20/2016) [-]
Drunkard
#78 - Picture 05/20/2016 on Robin Williams 0
#74 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 05/20/2016 on Robin Williams 0
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#80 - obviousmanperson (05/20/2016) [-]
You are angry
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#82 - dachief (05/20/2016) [-]
I am sad.
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#83 - obviousmanperson (05/20/2016) [-]
I am bait
#85 - dachief (05/20/2016) [-]
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#86 - obviousmanperson (05/20/2016) [-]
I am obvious
#87 - dachief (05/20/2016) [-]
I am drunk.
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#90 - obviousmanperson (05/20/2016) [-]
Drunkard
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#58 - shekelnator (01/23/2016) [-]
t. syrianassassin
#57 - hitlerisgod (09/10/2015) [-]
#56 - syrianassassinsoul (06/16/2015) [-]
life
#41 - syrianassassinsoul (05/15/2015) [-]
#42 to #41 - dachief (05/15/2015) [-]
Burn them all.
#44 to #43 - dachief (05/15/2015) [-]
#46 to #45 - dachief (05/15/2015) [-]
I prefer my Jews lightly toasted.
#48 to #47 - dachief (05/15/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#50 to #49 - dachief (05/15/2015) [-]
#51 to #50 - syrianassassinsoul (05/15/2015) [-]
gib skype
gib skype
#52 to #51 - dachief (05/15/2015) [-]
I hab no skype
#53 to #52 - syrianassassinsoul (05/15/2015) [-]
you should make one so i can invite you to a jew hating group
#54 to #53 - dachief (05/15/2015) [-]
I'm invited? Lemme see what I can do.
#55 to #54 - syrianassassinsoul (05/15/2015) [-]
yup
#40 - isolovegames ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
Post Tumbl-cunt stories here.
#28 - syrianassassin (01/27/2015) [-]
#29 to #28 - dachief (01/27/2015) [-]
#30 to #29 - syrianassassin (01/27/2015) [-]
they say Benis leaning left or right decide if you are a right side or left side.

if you are straight you are a faggot!
#31 to #30 - dachief (01/27/2015) [-]
Mine leans to the Reich.
#32 to #31 - syrianassassin (01/27/2015) [-]
more like mien..

too bad im leftist
#33 to #32 - dachief (01/27/2015) [-]
How could I have missed that opportunity?
#34 to #33 - syrianassassin (01/27/2015) [-]
fuhrer is griet with Islamic Gommunism
#35 to #34 - dachief (01/27/2015) [-]
kek
kek
#36 to #35 - syrianassassin (01/27/2015) [-]
good goy

now to bed tomorrow we talk.


bye bye
#37 to #36 - dachief (01/27/2015) [-]
Sleep well, friend.
#38 to #37 - syrianassassin (01/27/2015) [-]
i will goy

AND DONT FORGET MUH 6^10 SHEKELION!
#39 to #38 - dachief (01/27/2015) [-]
Nevar forget.
#27 - syrianassassin (01/20/2015) [-]
#23 - syrianassassin (11/15/2014) [-]
#24 to #23 - dachief (11/16/2014) [-]
YOU LIVE!
#25 to #24 - syrianassassin (11/16/2014) [-]
yeah i am m8
#26 to #25 - dachief (11/18/2014) [-]
So what happened back there? I bet it was the jews.
#22 - syrianassassin (09/15/2014) [-]
#21 - Das (08/12/2014) [-]
******
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