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#27 - Picture 04/16/2014 on It's been a long day. +1
#33 - Because he was tasty. 04/16/2014 on milhouse is best house 0
#188 - Ah, the military; serving up long-distance death since ever.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2014 on Well this is slightly... 0
User avatar #195 - TheHutchie (04/16/2014) [-]
That would make a great TV series.

The ad can say this: "From bows and arrows, all the way up to theoretical space bombardment; all the ways militaries can fuck you up at long distances"
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#30 - It's all good, man. Math has never been my strongest subj… 04/16/2014 on Fuckin Exams +1
#27 - Not sure if paper maths are any different, but I don't l… 04/16/2014 on Fuckin Exams +1
#26 - It's hard to be arrogant about being failed because the teache…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Fuckin Exams +1
User avatar #29 - assrocket (04/16/2014) [-]
Paper maths and calculator maths are exactly the same, man.
Mathematics is just a collection of ideas and processes. It exists entirely in your head. The paper and calculator are just tools for recording the process and making it easier to evaluate once you've come to a conclusion.

If your teacher didn't explain the maths, then your teacher's a cunt, and I'm sorry for having a spaz. That's the entire point of their job. You're not there to get friendly with a calculator. Or with paper, for that matter.
User avatar #30 - dachief (04/16/2014) [-]
It's all good, man.
Math has never been my strongest subject, and the bad math teachers I had kind of ruined my grade school learning experience.

Ironically, science was my best subject. Go figure.
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#22 - mfw my teachers would never accept that I could do the work in…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Fuckin Exams -1
#24 - assrocket (04/16/2014) [-]
Damn, yo. Don't be so damn arrogant

Even if you're able to get the right answer to 100 questions, if you can't explain your math, it means you don't fully understand it. When I say 'fully understand', I mean you know the processes required of you to work out the answer and you can explain why those processes work. When the teacher asks you to 'explain your answer', your explanation proves that you not only understand the question, but also the mathematics required to find the answer, and the manner in which the mathematics work.

It's like this: Your teacher asks you to spell 'thermodynamics'.
And you're like 'cool, I got this. I remember my teacher writing it on the board. First, the 't', then the 'h'....'
Yeah? You know what the end result should look like, and know the order of the letters. BUT...
You teacher's wants you to explain that shit. 'How did you get your answer?'
If you can't explain that 'th' makes a 'ttthhhhhhhh' noise, or that the word 'thermodynamics' is derived from two words: 'thermo' and 'dynamics', it shows that you don't actually understand the word. You don't understand why you can't use a 'z' instead of an 's' or why you can't add 'ing' to the end.
Do you feel me?
It's not enough to understand the question. You need to know the maths.


They're not just failing you 'because they can'. Don't be stupid.
MFW People complain about 'showing their work'. Fuckheads.

User avatar #27 - dachief (04/16/2014) [-]
Not sure if paper maths are any different, but I don't let it bother me.
#26 - dachief (04/16/2014) [-]
It's hard to be arrogant about being failed because the teachers taught us on $100 calculators and did not show us the proper 'on paper' formulae and how to work them out, then tested us on our 'on paper' maths without the use of the tools we learned on.
it was only two teachers, but still
User avatar #29 - assrocket (04/16/2014) [-]
Paper maths and calculator maths are exactly the same, man.
Mathematics is just a collection of ideas and processes. It exists entirely in your head. The paper and calculator are just tools for recording the process and making it easier to evaluate once you've come to a conclusion.

If your teacher didn't explain the maths, then your teacher's a cunt, and I'm sorry for having a spaz. That's the entire point of their job. You're not there to get friendly with a calculator. Or with paper, for that matter.
User avatar #30 - dachief (04/16/2014) [-]
It's all good, man.
Math has never been my strongest subject, and the bad math teachers I had kind of ruined my grade school learning experience.

Ironically, science was my best subject. Go figure.
User avatar #25 - assrocket (04/16/2014) [-]
I said 'thermo', but I don't actually think it's a word.
I don't know what the word I should have used is, but that'll do for now.
#137 - **dachief rolled image ** MFW  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on WTF 0
#138 - pikapoopie (04/15/2014) [-]
that gif cant be real who would even do that

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#17 - boldzero (10/12/2012) [-]
I doubt I have anything you want but I want that pony
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It's been traded, sorry, dude.
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