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Date Signed Up:12/19/2010
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#28 - Comment deleted 02/02/2016 on Unpopular opinion right now. 0
#5 - Picture 01/24/2016 on Flowers from Avatar +1
#6 - Why are we writing dialogues in smartphone chats? wh…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/24/2016 on witty cunt +6
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#7 - aguni (01/24/2016) [-]
Creepy Text Theatre with SASHA GREY It's from a video where they read out nasty Tindr conversations, or some app like that.
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#18 - drekinn (01/24/2016) [-]
I love how she actually thinks we care about THAT movie she starred in.
#4 - wtf tumblr.. this is fake it is the same picture. the…  [+] (15 new replies) 01/23/2016 on LIght -36
#48 - numbmind (01/23/2016) [-]
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#46 - Zaxplab (01/23/2016) [-]
You don't think it could have lit up without moving?
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#44 - themurrey (01/23/2016) [-]
Or you know the picture is cropped.
#34 - anon (01/23/2016) [-]
Please keep your autism in check, thanks.
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#33 - ilikethisusername (01/23/2016) [-]
so you're saying that Fireflies are fake?
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#26 - demcupcakes (01/23/2016) [-]
how autistic do you have to be to even try and disprove something like this?
#19 - triene (01/23/2016) [-]
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#18 - icameheretotroll (01/23/2016) [-]
or maybe they were doing that fast-picture taking thing where the phone takes several pictures really fast and the bug was flickering
#16 - anon (01/23/2016) [-]
If you look at the bricks on the left you can see the camera has moved a tiny bit. So, no.
#17 - anon (01/23/2016) [-]
Also if you look at the brick covered by the thumb it isn't in the same position in both pictures, indicating slight movement of the hand.
#11 - anon (01/23/2016) [-]
you would be surprised how still you can be when there is a bug on your hand...

but seriously your only case is that noone can stay that still?

fucking weak sauce
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#12 - tenju (01/23/2016) [-]
Besides, the fire fly changed position
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#7 - radiohazard (01/23/2016) [-]
'sides, shouldn't fireflies only light up in the dark?
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#63 - thegrimpoe (01/24/2016) [-]
their circadian rhythm starts at about 6-7 pm, most come out at 9 though
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#10 - heartlessrobot (01/23/2016) [-]
They light up in the evening, when it starts to get dark.
When it's late, they go away.
#16 - in germany we call it mecces, too.. it's not the official name…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on Australia +1
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#19 - ljxjlos (01/03/2016) [-]
"Zur goldenen Möwe"
#6 - when i'm done with all "i wish no wishes anymore" 01/01/2016 on Genies +5
#9 - yeah, right.. the only interesting point of that post…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/30/2015 on liar +101
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#130 - makethingsworse (12/31/2015) [-]
Yeah, but she needed to say something pretentious and artsy or it wouldn't be art.

ART: 10% what you actually did
90% how you talk about what you did and how you and everyone else are better people for doing it
#108 - jacobpicardy (12/31/2015) [-]
yeah but if she did that then she couldn't qualify for a faggot hipster now could she? can't have that, no no...
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#90 - danniegurl (12/31/2015) [-]
The project actually was about filming beauty, and as she did it, she realized the reactions were much more interesting.
#13 - its an irrational fear for some conspiracy theorists.. …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2015 on 27-12-2015 0
#30 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
Actually that's not quite true for asteroids. Contrary to what you might think, it's actually pretty hard to locate them, because the only way to see them at all in most cases is to be looking in their direction when they pass in front of a star. It's like trying to look for black holes, but without the benefit of being able to look for radiological emissions.
#43 - I live in Cuxhaven (Germany). We have an Island 15 Kilometer (…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2015 on a lil water..a lot of water +18
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#63 - elgolas (12/27/2015) [-]
the Severn estuary has the biggest and fastest tide in the world behind the Nile
#26 - so a woman reported missing was found in her house..  [+] (3 new replies) 12/23/2015 on Kissass facts 2 +89
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#110 - Deavas (12/24/2015) [-]
Huh she must be Osama bin Laden
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#46 - komandantmirkoo (12/24/2015) [-]
the article i found (i'm croatian) says she was actually dead for 35 years.

she was a total recluse and a bit of a loon, so no one suspected she might have died. also she was apparently saying she was going on a trip / moving away so that also might be a reason nobody found her.

people who knew her said she was both very private and timid, but also very aggressive and not liked much by the other neighbours.

someone kept paying her electricity bills up until 3 months before her body was found, and there were no gas bills since gas wasn't used there for 35 years
#123 - skebaba (12/24/2015) [-]
Possibly the murderer???? Perfect way to hide a crime for a long time.