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cylys

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:10/20/2011
Last Login:3/11/2012
Location:Arizona
FunnyJunk Career Stats
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Comment Thumbs: 6320 total,  7132 ,  812
Content Level Progress: 62% (31/50)
Level 110 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 111 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 19% (19/100)
Level 263 Comments: Pure Win → Level 264 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:5
Content Views:31276
Times Content Favorited:52 times
Total Comments Made:1724
FJ Points:8159
Favorite Tags: OC (5) | Zach (2)
*Insert how awesome I am here coupled with several obvious reasons why I am not, actually, awesome*

Blah blah Videogames. Blah blah gay. Blah blah blah Animus. Blah Clever.

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#9 - What if the girl was actually a succubus that fed on the death…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/10/2012 on ouch +11
#28 - somethingcooler (03/11/2012) [-]
In the end I'll need about tree-fiddy
#24 - linkerchins (03/11/2012) [-]
#21 - mcinoid (03/11/2012) [-]
Dude...
#11 - lwminlaa (03/11/2012) [-]
**lwminlaa rolls 574,766,632**
but heres some random numbers
#7 - If we are in the land of what if, what if the girl's vagina ha…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/10/2012 on ouch +13
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#8 - gjtz (03/10/2012) [-]
What if the man was actually a transformer and when he ejaculated he launched a jizz nuke into the upper layers of the atmosphere, and when it detonated it spread from the stratosphere to the Thermopause, blocking every bit of light from the sun causing every species of plant, animal, fungi and eubacteria to go extinct, allowing the archaebacteria to evolve using the jizz as a cartilage-like structure and external skin, making jizz fish that evolve into lizards, all the way up the evolutionary chain, to us, sitting right here at our computers? Check. Fucking. Mate.
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#9 - cylys (03/10/2012) [-]
What if the girl was actually a succubus that fed on the death of the entire world and the energy that that rebirth fucking made and now she sits on her throne in the bowels of hell, feeding on the souls of the men that the jizz created, biding her time until finally she amassed enough power to implode the fucking universe, bringing everything to an end just as was written in the book of Grob'g'lyykma before the grand singing of the world. CHECK FUCKING MATE.
#28 - somethingcooler (03/11/2012) [-]
In the end I'll need about tree-fiddy
#24 - linkerchins (03/11/2012) [-]
#21 - mcinoid (03/11/2012) [-]
Dude...
#11 - lwminlaa (03/11/2012) [-]
**lwminlaa rolls 574,766,632**
but heres some random numbers
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2012 on my own drawings 0
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#21 - Where is the funny? I can't seem to find it... 02/28/2012 on I hate it when. . . +5
#198 - FACTOID: Herakles is Greek for "Hera's Glory" 02/28/2012 on herkules +2
#197 - It's Herakles In the Greek meaning "Hera's Glory"  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2012 on herkules -4
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#208 - elbrysobrony (02/28/2012) [-]
Ironically, he was born from an affair Zeus had, and Herakles was the target of many assassination attempts at the hands of Hera herself.
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#215 - herecomesjohnny (02/28/2012) [-]
that's nice, i remember third grade too
#84 - And then you try it for yourself and you're hooked forever. 02/28/2012 on disgusting +7
#17 - I know the ****** that made this animation. zombiezephyr… 02/27/2012 on why can't i stop watching this 0
#2 - I pikachu while you're alone and naked... Vulnerable...  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2012 on I'm Not Gonna Raichu a Love... +2
#4 - anorselegend (02/27/2012) [-]
#131 - Good.... GOOOD!!!! Friends? :D  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2012 on thems fighting words -1
#133 - warzon (02/27/2012) [-]
of course although us hard boiled folk do stick together we should stick together tighter...
like candy corn(What?)