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cyborgturtle

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:6/04/2013
Last Login:11/28/2013
Location:Victoria Australia
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Content Level Progress: 45.8% (458/1000)
Level 222 Content: Mind Blower → Level 223 Content: Mind Blower
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Level 201 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 202 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:12
Content Views:964568
Times Content Favorited:1382 times
Total Comments Made:963
FJ Points:23493
Favorite Tags: Bananas (4) | are (3) | fucking (3)
I am the Giant Banana King Overlord, i force my children laborers to build a giant cats eye from pure gold.

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#29 - * ID10T 11/26/2013 on ID10T +1
#23 - I will be back tomorrow to ask more questions.  [+] (1 reply) 11/25/2013 on What are some more ideas... 0
#24 - mochabearwelch (11/25/2013) [-]
I'll be waiting.
#21 - What is the exact distance between earth and jupiter?, **** ca…  [+] (3 replies) 11/25/2013 on What are some more ideas... 0
#22 - mochabearwelch (11/25/2013) [-]
628,743,036 million km at their closest
928,081,020 million km at their farthest
or.. from 4.2 AU to 6.2 AU (Astronomical Units) and it's only 12:30 pm for me.
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#23 - cyborgturtle (11/25/2013) [-]
I will be back tomorrow to ask more questions.
#24 - mochabearwelch (11/25/2013) [-]
I'll be waiting.
#19 - Why does uncle jimmy touch me?  [+] (5 replies) 11/25/2013 on What are some more ideas... 0
#20 - mochabearwelch (11/25/2013) [-]
because you obviously wanted it in those yoga pants.
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#21 - cyborgturtle (11/25/2013) [-]
What is the exact distance between earth and jupiter?, fuck capitals. Its 5 30 am
#22 - mochabearwelch (11/25/2013) [-]
628,743,036 million km at their closest
928,081,020 million km at their farthest
or.. from 4.2 AU to 6.2 AU (Astronomical Units) and it's only 12:30 pm for me.
User avatar
#23 - cyborgturtle (11/25/2013) [-]
I will be back tomorrow to ask more questions.
#24 - mochabearwelch (11/25/2013) [-]
I'll be waiting.
#17 - Yes, how much does the sun weigh?  [+] (7 replies) 11/25/2013 on What are some more ideas... 0
#18 - mochabearwelch (11/25/2013) [-]
1.989E30 kg
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#19 - cyborgturtle (11/25/2013) [-]
Why does uncle jimmy touch me?
#20 - mochabearwelch (11/25/2013) [-]
because you obviously wanted it in those yoga pants.
User avatar
#21 - cyborgturtle (11/25/2013) [-]
What is the exact distance between earth and jupiter?, fuck capitals. Its 5 30 am
#22 - mochabearwelch (11/25/2013) [-]
628,743,036 million km at their closest
928,081,020 million km at their farthest
or.. from 4.2 AU to 6.2 AU (Astronomical Units) and it's only 12:30 pm for me.
User avatar
#23 - cyborgturtle (11/25/2013) [-]
I will be back tomorrow to ask more questions.
#24 - mochabearwelch (11/25/2013) [-]
I'll be waiting.
#14 - Oh, thats nice honey got any proof though?  [+] (9 replies) 11/25/2013 on What are some more ideas... 0
#15 - mochabearwelch (11/25/2013) [-]
Here's me on break. It's the only photo of me in the terrible tomorrowland uniform. I have others of me on my off days in the park though. so yes. I have proof. any other questions?
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#17 - cyborgturtle (11/25/2013) [-]
Yes, how much does the sun weigh?
#18 - mochabearwelch (11/25/2013) [-]
1.989E30 kg
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#19 - cyborgturtle (11/25/2013) [-]
Why does uncle jimmy touch me?
#20 - mochabearwelch (11/25/2013) [-]
because you obviously wanted it in those yoga pants.
User avatar
#21 - cyborgturtle (11/25/2013) [-]
What is the exact distance between earth and jupiter?, fuck capitals. Its 5 30 am
#22 - mochabearwelch (11/25/2013) [-]
628,743,036 million km at their closest
928,081,020 million km at their farthest
or.. from 4.2 AU to 6.2 AU (Astronomical Units) and it's only 12:30 pm for me.
User avatar
#23 - cyborgturtle (11/25/2013) [-]
I will be back tomorrow to ask more questions.
#24 - mochabearwelch (11/25/2013) [-]
I'll be waiting.

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