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Date Signed Up:6/29/2011
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#76 - Yes I'm going to penetrate him with my nonexistent dick cause …  [+] (2 replies) 06/17/2014 on England's Gift 0
#161 - trickytrickster (06/18/2014) [-]
Woah hey now. I didn't agree to any butt secks.
#77 - markonj (06/17/2014) [-]
Strap on maybe?
#67 - South or north? I'm Southwestern  [+] (4 replies) 06/17/2014 on England's Gift 0
#74 - markonj (06/17/2014) [-]
r u guys gonna fuck also post pics
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#76 - cyannat (06/17/2014) [-]
Yes I'm going to penetrate him with my nonexistent dick cause he lives by me
#161 - trickytrickster (06/18/2014) [-]
Woah hey now. I didn't agree to any butt secks.
#77 - markonj (06/17/2014) [-]
Strap on maybe?
#64 - Yeah probs.  [+] (6 replies) 06/17/2014 on England's Gift 0
#66 - trickytrickster (06/17/2014) [-]
Western suburbs reporting in.
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#67 - cyannat (06/17/2014) [-]
South or north? I'm Southwestern
#74 - markonj (06/17/2014) [-]
r u guys gonna fuck also post pics
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#76 - cyannat (06/17/2014) [-]
Yes I'm going to penetrate him with my nonexistent dick cause he lives by me
#161 - trickytrickster (06/18/2014) [-]
Woah hey now. I didn't agree to any butt secks.
#77 - markonj (06/17/2014) [-]
Strap on maybe?
#61 - Ah Midwest buddy haha It was always really popular around me (…  [+] (8 replies) 06/17/2014 on England's Gift 0
#63 - trickytrickster (06/17/2014) [-]
WELL IN MY BURBS OF CHICAGO IT'S NOT.

You probably live like within a 5 mile radius of my house.
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#64 - cyannat (06/17/2014) [-]
Yeah probs.
#66 - trickytrickster (06/17/2014) [-]
Western suburbs reporting in.
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#67 - cyannat (06/17/2014) [-]
South or north? I'm Southwestern
#74 - markonj (06/17/2014) [-]
r u guys gonna fuck also post pics
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#76 - cyannat (06/17/2014) [-]
Yes I'm going to penetrate him with my nonexistent dick cause he lives by me
#161 - trickytrickster (06/18/2014) [-]
Woah hey now. I didn't agree to any butt secks.
#77 - markonj (06/17/2014) [-]
Strap on maybe?
#58 - Well we do the same with the Union Jack.  [+] (10 replies) 06/17/2014 on England's Gift +1
#60 - trickytrickster (06/17/2014) [-]
Are you talking in Europe or in America? I have seen the Union Jack maybe 1 time for every 15 American flags I see. Maybe. In America...I don't think I really ever see the Union Jack, but I'm from the Midwest. Maybe it's just the countries I've visited or lived in.
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#61 - cyannat (06/17/2014) [-]
Ah Midwest buddy haha It was always really popular around me (burbs of chicago)
#63 - trickytrickster (06/17/2014) [-]
WELL IN MY BURBS OF CHICAGO IT'S NOT.

You probably live like within a 5 mile radius of my house.
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#64 - cyannat (06/17/2014) [-]
Yeah probs.
#66 - trickytrickster (06/17/2014) [-]
Western suburbs reporting in.
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#67 - cyannat (06/17/2014) [-]
South or north? I'm Southwestern
#74 - markonj (06/17/2014) [-]
r u guys gonna fuck also post pics
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#76 - cyannat (06/17/2014) [-]
Yes I'm going to penetrate him with my nonexistent dick cause he lives by me
#161 - trickytrickster (06/18/2014) [-]
Woah hey now. I didn't agree to any butt secks.
#77 - markonj (06/17/2014) [-]
Strap on maybe?
#23 - Rice is a carb. And bread has the healthy long-link carbs that…  [+] (6 replies) 04/21/2014 on What is this? 0
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#25 - godtherapist (04/21/2014) [-]
Long grain, brown rice contains 2.6 g of protein per 100 g.

Fruits and vegetables should be the main staple of your diet. Leafy greens should be the primary source of your food intake with coloured vegetables, and then fruits being next.
#35 - hurzg (04/21/2014) [-]
Black flour contains 20g protein in 100g flour (dry substance). Rice has high glycemic index.
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#39 - godtherapist (04/21/2014) [-]
Black flour is made of BEANS.
#41 - hurzg (04/21/2014) [-]
No it's a mix of whole rye, whole wheat, soy beans and roasted malt flour. Whole wheat is the majority. I'm from Turkey, and it's called the 'village meal flour'. Or something like that. I might not be %100 right with the terms. Can you even make bread with solely bean flour?
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#42 - godtherapist (04/21/2014) [-]
Yes you can but that is not the point I was making. The point is that you can't stick high protein BEANS into a flour and say "Look at how good flour is for you."

That is like me taking chocolate covered protein bar and saying "Look how much protein is in Chocolate!"
#18 - >carbs are base of food pyramid and diet. >protien s…  [+] (20 replies) 04/21/2014 on What is this? 0
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#28 - eriko (04/21/2014) [-]
You probably shouldn't follow a pyramid that keeps changing
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#20 - godtherapist (04/21/2014) [-]
You need carbohydrates and you need protein.

Bread and Eggs are neither the most efficient or only way to get those things.

Best source of carbohydrates are fruits and vegetables and the best source of short protein is rice and beans and the best source of long proteins is meat and fish.

You could live off of a diet comprised completely of Potatoes and Whole Fat milk. Potatoes contain every essential nutrient and vitamin except for B12 and Omega 3 which you get from the whole fat milk.
#46 - carbohydrates (04/21/2014) [-]
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#54 - godtherapist (04/21/2014) [-]
carbohydrates
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carbohydrates
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cabohydrates
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#61 - godtherapist (04/21/2014) [-]
carbohydrates
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#63 - godtherapist (04/21/2014) [-]
carbohydrates
#64 - carbohydrates (04/21/2014) [-]
godtherapist
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#23 - cyannat (04/21/2014) [-]
Rice is a carb. And bread has the healthy long-link carbs that the body needs while fruits have sugars, which are important but unhealthy. Eggs are an excellent source of protien and are eaten for that reason. You can't survive on fruits and vegetables alone, hence why bread and rice and things like that are important. Same with eggs.
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#25 - godtherapist (04/21/2014) [-]
Long grain, brown rice contains 2.6 g of protein per 100 g.

Fruits and vegetables should be the main staple of your diet. Leafy greens should be the primary source of your food intake with coloured vegetables, and then fruits being next.
#35 - hurzg (04/21/2014) [-]
Black flour contains 20g protein in 100g flour (dry substance). Rice has high glycemic index.
User avatar
#39 - godtherapist (04/21/2014) [-]
Black flour is made of BEANS.
#41 - hurzg (04/21/2014) [-]
No it's a mix of whole rye, whole wheat, soy beans and roasted malt flour. Whole wheat is the majority. I'm from Turkey, and it's called the 'village meal flour'. Or something like that. I might not be %100 right with the terms. Can you even make bread with solely bean flour?
User avatar
#42 - godtherapist (04/21/2014) [-]
Yes you can but that is not the point I was making. The point is that you can't stick high protein BEANS into a flour and say "Look at how good flour is for you."

That is like me taking chocolate covered protein bar and saying "Look how much protein is in Chocolate!"