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#102 - Except that's not at all what they are.  [+] (10 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Lacist! +1
User avatar #103 - sanguinesolitude (12/03/2014) [-]
So a man walks into a bar, and sits down. He starts a conversation with an old guy next to him. The old guy has obviously had a few. He says to the man:
"You see that dock out there? Built it myself, hand crafted each piece, and it's the best dock in town! But do they call me "McGregor the dock builder"? No! And you see that bridge over there? I built that, took me two months, through rain, sleet and scoarching weather, but do they call me "McGregor the bridge builder"? No! And you see that pier over there, I built that, best pier in the county! But do they call me "McGregor the pier builder"? No!"
The old guy looks around, and makes sure that nobody is listening, and leans to the man, and he says:
"but you suck one dick..."
#104 - anonymous (12/03/2014) [-]
I'm confused at what point you're making here. Are you trying to say that every woman who isn't a virgin is a dirty filthy whore regardless of whether or not they take money or take anything from the person they had sex with?
User avatar #106 - sanguinesolitude (12/03/2014) [-]
no, i am saying have sex with one dude for money and you are a prostitute. In a joking fashion.

this is funnyjunk, y so serious
#107 - anonymous (12/03/2014) [-]
But they don't do that. Not for over 50 years and even before that not many people did it. And sorry man, this just so happens to be one of those few things I have a serious interest in. I've been studying the Geisha/maiko culture for two years now.
#108 - sanguinesolitude (12/03/2014) [-]
yes yes no longer are they prostitutes. Geez i was just trying to make a joke.

oh well. take my thumbs for your burning geisha passion and anonymous white samurai-ing
#109 - anonymous (12/03/2014) [-]
Well unfortunately not many people who will see what you wrote will see it as a joke, they'll take it as fact, that's why the misconception of "Geisha are prostitutes" has held on so deeply in people's minds, despite the overwhelming evidence that that's not the case. Someone reads it some place and believes it then continues to pass it off as fact for the next person to read and take as fact and the cycle continues. And hey, thanks for those thumbs, I'll cherish them on my non-profile for years to come. As a bonus, here's a pic of one of my favorite Geiko. Geiko Kimika.
User avatar #110 - sanguinesolitude (12/03/2014) [-]
well weren't oiran traditionally high class prostitutes? I mean sure they aren't anymore, but they also are pretty much just a preserved tradition kept as a novelty. Kind of like a living history museum.

So basically you are saying "the jamestown virginia settlers did not die of dysentry at an alarming rate, because the reinactors who portray them have modern healthcare"
obviously i am being facetious, but judging a traditional role based on it's modern preserved format is just odd.
#111 - anonymous (12/03/2014) [-]
Yes, Oiran were prostitutes, they also knew some dances and could play some games but they didn't have nearly as much training as Geisha do, and they don't exist anymore. The only thing that continues to exist about them is the form of the actresses who do a reenactment at the edo village in Kyoto, though exactly where I have no idea. Modern Geisha aren't merely reinactors, they're professionals who's culture has only changed what was absolutely necessary to change. They can't leave and return into the lifestyle as they choose like reinactors can, it's a lifestyle that is all encompassing and incredibly difficult not many maiko who start their training make it to geiko status. I hope I understand your comment well enough.
User avatar #112 - sanguinesolitude (12/03/2014) [-]
that's kinda cool. It isn't my interest, but i can see what you find interesting about it.
i learned something today. thanks mystery anon
#114 - anonymous (12/03/2014) [-]
Hey no problem, man. You might be interested to know that there is a close... cultural cousin to the oiran that still exist. They're called Tayuu, even back in the day they were well educated. The big part of their profession were the arts and a small part was sex, but with westernization instead of disbanding completely, they instead removed the sexual part of their job and kept the arts, which is why they still exist today (Though their numbers are small.) They're very secretive and actually no man is allowed to touch them. You can't just request their company, you must know someone who is a well respected patron to them, that patron will communicate your desire to be entertained by them, and then they will decide if they wish to entertain you or not. Here's a picture of one, there are less than 10 left today. Her name is Kikugawa tayuu-san and those ornaments are in her real hair, they get their hair done in the complicated style every time they preform.
#170 - It basically means that you got upset from reading/seeing some… 07/07/2014 on Check your privilege +1
#119 - I completely agree with you. This **** is absolut… 07/02/2014 on Two years have passed and... 0
#172 - I'm pretty sure this was posted here before it was posted on t… 07/02/2014 on Sky 0
#48 - I... don't think that's how things work.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2014 on interesting medical facts 0
User avatar #49 - satansferret (07/02/2014) [-]
not with that attitude
#81 - I used to work at an amusement place and befriended the mainte…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2014 on Bitches man. +1
User avatar #82 - spceinvdr (07/02/2014) [-]
Thats pretty sweet, but im not going to go around and make friends with random dudes so i can call them in on favors/jew them out. But if you worked there its different, I understand what you mean. Im kinda close to these guys that own a local guitar shop. I love to restore them, and theyve always done me right. I've seen some cool stuff/ gotten some good stuff from those guys, theyre awesome.
#24 - Well, just try not to go into it thinking "this show is a… 07/01/2014 on The truth about black... 0
#23 - But I can't say that you're going to enjoy it as much as I do.… 07/01/2014 on The truth about black... 0

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#58 - njhahahahaha (05/10/2014) [-]
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#43 - dubstepforme (10/17/2013) [-]
Because of reasons
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#44 to #43 - curbed (10/17/2013) [-]
Why for you do dis? D;
Why for you do dis? D;
#42 - njhahahahaha (06/04/2013) [-]
So... how about dem comics?
User avatar #40 - Izen (05/14/2013) [-]
hey
#41 to #40 - curbed (05/14/2013) [-]
Hello. I see you rolled me. Just be gentle, kay?
User avatar #39 - njhahahahaha (04/07/2013) [-]
You're a fan of Diary of Anne Frank aren't you?
Oh and I see you're on Tumblr
User avatar #37 - cantfindausername (04/05/2013) [-]
How's the Tumblr stuff going?
#38 to #37 - curbed (04/05/2013) [-]
Eh, I can't get into that site. But whatever, thanks for all your help!
#29 to #28 - curbed (03/13/2013) [-]
Fuuuuck...
User avatar #30 to #29 - njhahahahaha (03/13/2013) [-]
So you wanted to talk to me about Doctor Who...
#31 to #30 - curbed (03/13/2013) [-]
Did you watch it?
User avatar #32 to #31 - njhahahahaha (03/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, a few episodes. It's pretty good. I want some slightly psychic paper
#33 to #32 - curbed (03/13/2013) [-]
Lol who are you watching? ^^ I'm watching Smith, but Tennant is of course my favorite~
User avatar #34 to #33 - njhahahahaha (03/13/2013) [-]
I don't know. The guy with the leather jacket who travels around with Rose
#35 to #34 - curbed (03/13/2013) [-]
That's eccleston, he's pretty good, but I don't think he's better than smith and tennant
User avatar #36 to #35 - njhahahahaha (03/13/2013) [-]
Well I wouldn't know. I haven't seen any other Doctors. How long does he stick around?
User avatar #27 - njhahahahaha (02/23/2013) [-]
So I watched an episode of Doctor Who...
User avatar #10 - njhahahahaha (02/18/2013) [-]
I didn't know you liked TWD. That's awesome!
#11 to #10 - curbed (02/18/2013) [-]
I freaking love that show! Daryl all the way <3
User avatar #12 to #11 - njhahahahaha (02/18/2013) [-]
Do you read the comics too?
#13 to #12 - curbed (02/18/2013) [-]
Nah, I don't have the comics.
User avatar #14 to #13 - njhahahahaha (02/19/2013) [-]
you want me to link you to them?
#15 to #14 - curbed (02/19/2013) [-]
You're trying to kill my college semester aren't you? D;
User avatar #16 to #15 - njhahahahaha (02/19/2013) [-]
You can read it to the kids!
You just have to leave out all the gore and sex and swearing!
#17 to #16 - curbed (02/19/2013) [-]
So basically the entire series? XD Oh and I'm actually exposing the 3 year old I babysit to Doctor Who through story telling. I'm pretty proud of myself ^^
User avatar #18 to #17 - njhahahahaha (02/19/2013) [-]
It's got the first 90 issues I think. After that there's 17 more and still updating. Just let me know when you're done and I'll find you the rest
http://kat.ph/the-walking-dead-comics-1-90-t5955139.html
#19 to #18 - curbed (02/19/2013) [-]
You... you really are trying to make me fail this semester aren't you?
#21 to #20 - curbed (02/19/2013) [-]
I knew it! You son of a bitch...
#22 to #21 - njhahahahaha (02/19/2013) [-]
But I know you're not mad.
#23 to #22 - curbed (02/19/2013) [-]
how could I ever be mad at you? &lt;3   
Oh speaking of my related gif, have you watched Doctor Who?
how could I ever be mad at you? <3
Oh speaking of my related gif, have you watched Doctor Who?
#25 to #24 - njhahahahaha (02/19/2013) [-]
Eventually.
Eventually.
#26 to #25 - curbed (02/19/2013) [-]
I can't wait for you to see it~~
#8 - njhahahahaha (02/14/2013) [-]
Happy Valentine's Day
-Norbert
#9 to #8 - curbed (02/15/2013) [-]
Daw thanks pookie!! <3
User avatar #2 - njhahahahaha (08/31/2012) [-]
Are you as bored as I am?
#3 to #2 - curbed (08/31/2012) [-]
Pretty much... I haven't slept for two days... this is the third night... I'm not sure how this is going to go.
User avatar #4 to #3 - njhahahahaha (08/31/2012) [-]
Wanna chat on skype?
#6 to #4 - curbed (08/31/2012) [-]
Wait, what's your skype name?
#5 to #4 - curbed (08/31/2012) [-]
Sure
#1 - njhahahahaha (08/26/2012) [-]
Hmm could've sworn I already commented on here. Oh well. Have this gif
Hmm could've sworn I already commented on here. Oh well. Have this gif
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