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Video Games Played: BF3, Fifa 12, Dirt Showdown, GTA IV, Tera
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Date Signed Up:11/24/2011
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#22 - You'd be surprised at the amount of guys who think them forcin… 32 minutes ago on Rape 0
#42 - Picture 44 minutes ago on "actually happened" 0
#6 - Also being fat is something they can change, but short guys ar…  [+] (13 new replies) 16 hours ago on Hypocrisy The Picture +313
User avatar #273 - cdmin (3 hours ago) [-]
wrong, there are medical ways to get people taller. but not everyone has the money to do so.
#250 - BloodyTurds (4 hours ago) [-]
naw man, you can get your knees done
White chick reference
#225 - asmodeu (5 hours ago) [-]
They can always get a negroplasty.
#202 - rakogoki (6 hours ago) [-]
#147 - anonymous (8 hours ago) [-]
Same with dong size. U get what U get And I got Shit.
#128 - shrolen (9 hours ago) [-]
Just hang upside down for a while.
#88 - anonymous (10 hours ago) [-]
well guys tend to avoid girls taller than them too. and that's not something a girl can change.
#161 - hansenthirtysix (8 hours ago) [-]
Im not even gonna lie I would go for a taller chick if it meant that potentially my kids could be taller than I am and Im average at 5'9
User avatar #10 - irishalbino (16 hours ago) [-]
Yeah man. It blows.
User avatar #28 - dovahben (12 hours ago) [-]
Wear boots with thick soles or boots with heels.
#72 - anonymous (11 hours ago) [-]
thats like when women wear those push up bras and shit
User avatar #119 - irishalbino (9 hours ago) [-]
If they lie, why can't we?
#172 - vymastenaochechula (7 hours ago) [-]
cause it's pathetic, you take those boots to a date, everything goes well, she asks you to come in and as you take your shoes off she laughs in your face for wearing high heels
#24 - lol I didn't know it was a man, I just thought she was a reall… 12/20/2014 on Oh boy! 0
#20 - Cool, I might try some. I was raised in a time when Manga VHS … 12/20/2014 on It's a conspiracy 0
#61 - I've never noticed this before..but that kinda looks like a ma… 12/19/2014 on Facebook Notifications. 0
#11 - Oh. That sounds kinda ****** . 12/19/2014 on Attack on tie-tan +2
#10 - I don't bother with answering with pics, I'm too old for that …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on Attack on tie-tan 0
#32 - anonymous (12/20/2014) [-]
Please, to the left of this text, mentally insert your favorite "read nigga read" gif with the text overwritten as "contextualize nigga contextualize".
#6 - Can someone explain, without getting all giddy and fanboy, why…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/19/2014 on Attack on tie-tan +2
User avatar #20 - donatelo (12/20/2014) [-]
it was good at the beginning since it was a relatively new and fresh idea...but ever since it got insanely popular they decided to lengthen the whole storyline, so now there is filler passing off as the storyline in the manga. its weird, sicne manga doesnt have filler yet it feels like filler.

anyway, it kind of sucks ever since they decided to lengthen in midproduction.
User avatar #17 - finblob (12/19/2014) [-]
no loli
no typical anime style ching chong dookie pookie wookie
action
stebbity steb
drama
horror
big naked men crushing people
#33 - thisxshitxisxhard (12/20/2014) [-]
ching chong dookie mentioned i have a gif for that
User avatar #13 - whitie (12/19/2014) [-]
Well I personally like how there are some things left up to interpretation and how the show depicts realistic human responses in a mythological world, other anime's are full of tropes and alternate between carefree fun, and dramatically sad at random, but SNK stays realistic, there's no superweapon that's going to magically save tens of thousands of lives, there's no cavalry coming, goku isn't running down snake way and no one is building an atom bomb any time soon, its just an up-hill struggle where your armies only strength is its expendability and toll that takes on the soldiers in it, also in most animes's there is no knowledge barrier, it varies from show to show, but generally speaking the show doesn't withhold information from you, in some cases you know what's going on better than the characters, SNK ( the abbreviation for attack on titan), has a strong mystery element to it, no one knows what these titans are or where they came from, or why they eat people, but the viewer is told that they will get answers, the basement of his old house is the hinge of the plot, and its very publicized that the mysteries will be answered there, so the entire journey is a challenge to you as the viewer to fill in the details as you progress, and see how your guess matches up, to the final reveal,

I'm not 100% caught up with the manga (iI'm only a little ahead of the TV show) so i don't know what the big reveal is, or if they've even gotten to that point yet, but that is what either makes or breaks the show, a mystery show with a bad mystery will always crash and burn regardless of how detailed the buildup was, so I wouldn't want to rate it until I finish it, but from what I've seen so far I would give it an 8/10, good quality animation and captivating, but not the best show I've seen

If you're looking for a good anime to watch I would definitely recommend the best anime I've ever finished : code geass, it has the most satisfying ending of any tv show or movie I've seen
#8 - anonymous (12/19/2014) [-]
cool action
slish slash slosh
there is no 3000 year old loli in a bikini holding a 300. caliber sniper rifle 3 times bigger than her trying to kill a boy in a love triangle like other weaboo animus.
User avatar #10 - cuntism (12/19/2014) [-]
I don't bother with answering with pics, I'm too old for that fad, so please feel to imagine a picture of the pulp fiction "english motherfucker" screengrab in place of this text.
#32 - anonymous (12/20/2014) [-]
Please, to the left of this text, mentally insert your favorite "read nigga read" gif with the text overwritten as "contextualize nigga contextualize".
User avatar #7 - gildemoono (12/19/2014) [-]
I'd say that most of the charm is that it is an actually pretty realistic depiction of a struggle. They set the story up so that these big bad titans on the other side of the wall appear to be the worst shit ever and are basically the embodiment of fear. Then when they finally show up, it doesn't resort to the trope of a protagonist that just wipes the floor with them "Oh goody the terrifying titans are being bitch slapped by our conveniently power protagonist." What we get is about a dozen episodes of humans getting their shit fucked and the main cast are left either running, having mental breakdowns, or dead before they manage to get even a foothold to fight back with. Its still tropey, don't get me wrong, but its definitely a head above their peers.
User avatar #11 - cuntism (12/19/2014) [-]
Oh.

That sounds kinda shitty.
#89 - I DEMAND DOUBLE CONES 12/19/2014 on Coneheads +1
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User avatar #23 - fourtwentt ONLINE (04/29/2014) [+] (7 replies)
stickied by cuntism
So how about you explain it instead of being a cunt about it
User avatar #50 - tomahawkkit (09/03/2014) [-]
niger
User avatar #51 to #50 - cuntism ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Are you saying I'm from Niger or are you too stupid to spell ****** ?
User avatar #53 to #52 - cuntism ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
Ah, thanks for clearing that up.
User avatar #45 - connorjay (08/30/2014) [-]
So cuntsm is just speaking your mind with no regard to peoples feelings?
User avatar #46 to #45 - cuntism ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
That's one way to look at it. However, it's more stop being gentle with people and protecting their feelings. It came up like 10 years ago but now in the time of tumblr and triggers etc. it's more relevant now than ever.

Basically stop telling people nothing is their fault and giving them excuses to sue for everything. If they spill hot coffee on themselves when the cup said hot, then tough **** , if something offends them, then so ******* what, grow up, you're an adult and the world doesn't owe you a god damn thing. We are breeding people who have never actually experienced anything troubling and dealt with it, they've been supported, cuddled, and told it's never their fault.

Stand up and be a cunt to them, tell them what wimps they are, tell them they have nothing coming to them, tell them you don't give a **** about what offends them.

It doesn't apply to groups as such, and it's not about stamping on anyone's beliefs. Although religion is a total crock of **** , if someone finds a way to better lead their life, then so be it, as long as it doesn't interfere with other peoples.

There was a brief thing in the UK where a very small number of muslims, mostly young pompous little ***** who were entitled brats, refused to even handle pork and alcohol when they worked in a supermarket as it infringed their religious beliefs. Not unwrapped stuff, packaged up. Even the muslim council told em to stop being so stupid. Also, burkas, no it's not your religious right to have a fully hidden face while driving, it's not a religious garment it's a subculture one, but even if it was, you're free to practice your religion but not while it interferes with your host country
User avatar #47 to #46 - connorjay (08/30/2014) [-]
I like it.
You hate everyone equally. That's whats needed. As long as you don't discriminate I'm happy.

I agree with the whole "shut the **** up". I hate that people are now blaming everything on genetics and hiding behind something because they know it can't (apart from in theory atm) be changed. Like Obesity, anger, and such.
Ditto to their beliefs, like your example at the bottom. The whole burning poppies angered me, but the burning Korans (Qur'ans?) angered me more. Being a cunt doesn't stop people being cunts (2 wrongs don't make a right).

Anyway, Hi.
User avatar #48 to #47 - cuntism ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
I only hate people who deserve it. Basically spongers, whingers, people who have never had a job and don't intend to, people who think they're too good to do something, fascists (SJWs especially) and hypocrites.

And Arsenal/Arsenal fans. ******* scum ;)
User avatar #49 to #48 - connorjay (08/31/2014) [-]
Haha I'm not a huge football fan, but my dad raised me with Man Utd...
Sort of feeling that now...
User avatar #44 - monkeysniper (08/29/2014) [-]
I saw the rant you made. It was beautiful and you are officially my favorite person for turning rants into an art form.
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User avatar #39 to #38 - cuntism ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
Deleted this post because I don't want a reminder every time I look at my profile
User avatar #37 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
You don't seem like a cunt, I agree with the people below. People on the hating and religion board are cunts. Some members of the hating board literally wake up each day toccomplain about something. People. 2014. With the nature, friends, family, games and sex we have. Complaining. Shig.

Oh and the religion board? Totally unaccepting towards new ideas and constantly berating either Jews, atheists, pagans, Muslims, other faiths for their ideas and thoughts. I even got some guy say he hated me because I had some idea about the earth being a superorganism. I mean, it would make sense considering ourselves. We have homeostasis and lots of bacterium in our colon. The earth has weather homeostasis which it tries to protect through earthquakes and whirlwinds to get rid of humans whom have an overal negative effect on the environment right now. The earth can't reproduce unless reproducing means abiogenesis.

So yeah this got a little long but I like and trust you so
User avatar #41 to #37 - cuntism ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
I completely missed this post, sorry mate I don't want you to think I was being ignorant.

Had to go back and check out what you were talking about, completely forgot about my foray onto the boards ha.

Religion is hard enough to tackle in person. In real life people try to keep a level of decorum, but when it comes to religion, they can and most probably will lose their cool...however on the net people have no filter, given an opportunity they will be turbodouches, throw in arguing against a belief that they think isn't actually a belief, but a cold hard fact (hey they have several million others who are also aware of this fact, so you're obviously a ******* moron), and you have a recipe for people just being as atrocious as they can possibly be.

Also what you propose isn't really offensive in any way shape or form...it is less a belief and more a way of picturing something, it's how you choose to see the world. Hell I think it's quite a clever way to look at it
User avatar #42 to #41 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Thanks man. Yeah, well I guess you put 'me' ouot of business becaause you perfectly explained how it is xD
User avatar #43 to #42 - cuntism ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Glad I could help ha
User avatar #33 - decay (07/03/2014) [-]
Hey, I've seen you around funnyjunk and I just wanted to say you seem like a pretty cool guy.
User avatar #34 to #33 - cuntism ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
aww thanks dude <3

most ppl assume i'm a troll or a dick because of my name, they think it has something to do with me being..well, a cunt ha
User avatar #35 to #34 - decay (07/03/2014) [-]
Nah, you seem like a stand up guy.
User avatar #36 to #35 - cuntism ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
cheers buddy =)
User avatar #31 - steelcrasher ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
I agree on you about the joshlol, the same **** could be said about every "known" faggot on this site.
User avatar #13 - vassia (07/09/2012) [-]
Hey mate, do you play football?
User avatar #14 to #13 - cuntism ONLINE (07/09/2012) [-]
Used to, broke my back last year and kept going back to work without letting it heal properly so my spine fused wrong, so for the next 2 years I have to have it broken at the bad fuse, then physio, then broken..until it stops fusing wrong.

Had to give up sports until its done
User avatar #15 to #14 - vassia (07/09/2012) [-]
Oh **** man.. Can't imagine myself without sports.. I play as a goalie :D
User avatar #16 to #15 - cuntism ONLINE (07/09/2012) [-]
Defender/defensive midfield depending where I'm needed. I try to stick to defense though where possible, I'm not very quick on the turn around and prefer using my bulk for blocking haha.
User avatar #17 to #16 - vassia (07/09/2012) [-]
But it usually leads to a foul xD
User avatar #18 to #17 - cuntism ONLINE (07/09/2012) [-]
Ha I don't mean I just throw myself at them, I do have a little bit of talent :P

Not much mind, but the lads I play with aren't soft touches, it's usually a rough game anyway.

*played with ;(
User avatar #19 to #18 - vassia (07/09/2012) [-]
You're from the UK right?

I'm from Lebanon, people here are Football fanatics, you're actually counted as a faggot if you don't know/watch football...
User avatar #20 to #19 - cuntism ONLINE (07/09/2012) [-]
Yeah I live right near Man United ground
#1 - anonymous (07/03/2012) [-]
you look like a fag dude....i could ******* wreck you. i swear to god i could destroy you in a fist fight
User avatar #2 to #1 - cuntism ONLINE (07/03/2012) [-]
LOL threatening people over the internet anonymously, is there any greater proof of manliness ?

Oh and btw I did boxing for 8 years, so even with my ****** up back I'd still **** you up...
#3 to #2 - anonymous (07/03/2012) [-]
lmao you scrawny little faggot. you couldn't do **** . i've ****** knocked peeple out cold in less then 10 seconds. i'm literally one of the best fighters in the world. better stop talking **** you fukin bitch
User avatar #4 to #3 - cuntism ONLINE (07/03/2012) [-]
Dear lord you're terrible at trolling
#5 to #4 - anonymous (07/03/2012) [-]
dear lord you suck at talking **** .
User avatar #6 to #5 - cuntism ONLINE (07/03/2012) [-]
Never bothered to practice, I leave it to pathetic little ***** who use it to pretend they're something they're not.

Look this is pointless, you're either trolling, which I'm not biting to, or you're bored and you think this will illicit a response from me.

End of the day you're probably on another continent, and even if you lived close to me as soon as it came down to actually putting your words to action you'd never do it.

I've been in plenty of fights, won my fair share, lost a few too, but the only time I've been knocked out is when I was jumped by 3 squaddies and got slammed in the face with a metal serving tray.

So give it a rest will ya, it's getting you no where
#7 to #6 - anonymous (07/03/2012) [-]
well you caveman-looking ************ just tell me where to ******* meet you. i'm in norcal
User avatar #8 to #7 - cuntism ONLINE (07/04/2012) [-]
Well I assume you're also fabulously wealthy and own your own fleet of jets, so take one of them to Old Trafford in England and we'll have some fun.

You'll have to give me 12h notice though, I'm on fentanyl for a back injury which makes me pretty much impervious to pain, so when you're all ****** up you can't use it an as excuse.

I won't hold my breath though, you can't even reveal your user info so you're obviously some kid.
#9 to #8 - anonymous (07/04/2012) [-]
first off, i dont have an account on here. secondly, your ******* gay for living in england. third, i could be over there in like a week.
User avatar #10 to #9 - cuntism ONLINE (07/04/2012) [-]
Well there you go then, fly to manchester airport I'll even come meet you there.

Looking forward to it! xxx
#11 to #10 - anonymous (07/04/2012) [-]
aight dawg. but when we fight there aint gonna be no rules. ima beat you down.
User avatar #12 to #11 - cuntism ONLINE (07/04/2012) [-]
Okie dokie then cya next week, I'll make sure to clear my schedule for my hospital stay
#21 to #12 - mxl (07/10/2012) [-]
Lol this is funny as 						****					 :D Manchester dude, ur awesome ♥
Lol this is funny as **** :D Manchester dude, ur awesome ♥
User avatar #22 to #21 - cuntism ONLINE (07/10/2012) [-]
Hahaha thanks man, at first I was like er....k ?

I'm stil convinced it was someone thinking they were trolling me.,

Problem is I'm obsessed with people taking me the wrong way, it's easy to control IRL but on the internet it's less about what you say and more about how people interpret it in conjunction with their online personas, so I tend to go a little long-winded just to articulate, even in conversations with people who I think are being tards.

Unfortunately it's a thought out response that everyone asscociates with me caring/being trolled and no amount of logic ever sways it haha.

(er case in point, this reply I've spent 10mins on)
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