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#478 - iNKLING They have a feeling, they hae a tickling, they have a …  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on title 0
User avatar #479 - admiralen (4 hours ago) [-]
how would they know thats what the feeling means
lots of transsexuals who have the operation regret it afterwards since they find that the sexchange wasnt the answer they were looking for
#35 - I know it's a circle jerk. BUUUUUUUT. This is rape. …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2015 on Fat rape +1
#38 - fresighto (06/29/2015) [-]
No, it's either rape or coercion, which under your particular law might or might not be rape. If not its still a sex crime, and a felony.
#4 - ******* 06/29/2015 on Jeopardy 0
#39 - For the same reason a lot of people don't know how horrific th… 06/29/2015 on inb4 op is racist -1
#85 - Koeningseggs cost a ******* bomb. Putting aside their l…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2015 on wtf rich kids 0
User avatar #88 - itsmewaffle (06/29/2015) [-]
True. Too bad the bugatti probably won't even make it that far before being crashed by some pompous retard that can barely drive.
#82 - Oh **** n/m it's a lambo, ha. I recently watched a Koen… 06/29/2015 on wtf rich kids 0
#80 - I think I've made a mistake. I only took a quick glance at the…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/29/2015 on wtf rich kids 0
User avatar #122 - anorselegend (06/29/2015) [-]
It's a Lamborghini Gallardo, judging by the wheels, which are the Apollo wheels, I'd put it around 2009. The wheels cost about 2k second hand, my guess around 5k or 6k as a factory option. And judging by the front bumper, that could actually be the LP-560-4 Spyder.

Also, the tires are most likely a Pirelli probably P-Zero or the like which are around 1k-2k for a set.

Also, I'm not sure where you're getting the info about Koenigsegg's tires. The Agera R uses Michelin Pilot Supersports, the CCX, and CCXR also use Pilot Super Sports and Super Sports 2. Maybe you mean the One:1, but they still use a special Michelin Cup 2 tire for that.

Most of their wheels are forged alloy, aluminium, with their newest models being the exceptions, with carbon fiber wheels which cost about 15k-18k.
User avatar #135 - anorselegend (06/29/2015) [-]
Actually, I should correct myself. Koenigsegg's carbon fiber wheels have been an option since the CCX and the 'forged alloy' is indeed magnesium, not aluminum. However, iirc, magnesium wheels cost somewhere between 1k-3k per wheel. I am not, however, certain of that number.
User avatar #83 - itsmewaffle (06/29/2015) [-]
That's a Lamborghini Gallardo, from the general shape and the badge on the rim. Even then i'm fairly certain a Koenigsegg's doesn't cost that much either.
User avatar #85 - cuntism (06/29/2015) [-]
Koeningseggs cost a fucking bomb. Putting aside their limited runs, pushing up price, they use unique materials and building methods

The tires are more expensive than the ones that go on the Veyron (which cost 18k per 20k miles)
User avatar #88 - itsmewaffle (06/29/2015) [-]
True. Too bad the bugatti probably won't even make it that far before being crashed by some pompous retard that can barely drive.
#76 - Stuff doesn't need a definitive, you can have smaller problems… 06/29/2015 on title 0
#75 - I'm disagreeing, strongly. Yes there is a large instance of pe…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/29/2015 on title +17
User avatar #179 - admiralen (22 hours ago) [-]
how would one know they feel like a chick
theyve never been a chick thus they cant know what it feels like to be one
User avatar #478 - cuntism (4 hours ago) [-]
iNKLING They have a feeling, they hae a tickling, they have a fucking tickling sensation so minute that it's like a satellite orbiting earth complaining about the 1/1000th yard itch (if you got that reference AND computed the scale down to both time and size you have too much time on your hands but msg fernando rumdebum on facebook to get a leech account on torrentleech with the well known quote if you know it but don't want the invite that's OK play anyway)
User avatar #479 - admiralen (4 hours ago) [-]
how would they know thats what the feeling means
lots of transsexuals who have the operation regret it afterwards since they find that the sexchange wasnt the answer they were looking for
User avatar #150 - sircool (06/29/2015) [-]
isn't the suicide rate of post-op peps 60%? That's not "majority" dealing with it.
User avatar #426 - itsnotfunny (13 hours ago) [-]
Remember, correlation does not imply causation.
#427 - sircool (13 hours ago) [-]
...except dude said "Majority who do it have stuck with it". That's just false info.
User avatar #428 - itsnotfunny (13 hours ago) [-]
True, but I am just sayin that we need to remember that logical fallacy, because it is sadly forgotten by everyone.
#167 - Rascal (23 hours ago) [-]
Suicide rates for trans people are just ridiculously high in general. Between Gender Dysphoria, Depression, Anxiety Disorders, and the natural chance of other Mental Health Conditions (Schizophrenia, OCD, etc.) suicide episode rates for trans people are somewhere between 35%-65%, and it can't really be a solid number due to the fact that a lot of times, people that are trans and commit suicide aren't "out" about it. For individuals that are post-op, suicide rates are definitely higher than the general population, but theorized and kinda soft proven, but not definitive because of last issue around trans numbers to be lower than pre-op.
#146 - Rascal (06/29/2015) [-]
I feel like an elf. Should I maybe mutilate my body as well to be something I'm not? Don't you think that indulging the mentally ill is dangerous? Wanting to mutilate your body because you don't like how you feel is mental illness no matter which way you look at it. You can slap on nice title for your condition. You can join a support group full of mentally ill people like yourself. You can even make it illegal for people to criticize or judge your mental capacity to make decisions due to political correctness BUT you're still mentally ill by all medical definitions and standards for wanting to mutilate your body.
User avatar #358 - DiAnonLord (15 hours ago) [-]
there is a diference between feeling like a chick and wanting to go through a medical operation to change your gender and trying to hack you dick off with a meat cleaver. Every crazy person with their craziness. You can't make a general statement about the mental capability of trans people because they are all different, some are mentally able and some are not, some will try and cut their dick off, some will go through surgery and some will commit suicide among other options
#7 - I almost wish I was a closet gay just so I could claim to have…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2015 on Plot Twist +2
#9 - sensuallobster (06/29/2015) [-]
I guess it sounds better than being openly hungry for clam.


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User avatar #23 - fourtwentt (04/29/2014) [+] (7 replies)
stickied by cuntism
So how about you explain it instead of being a cunt about it
#60 - Rascal (02/13/2015) [-]
User avatar #61 to #60 - cuntism ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
K..why did you post that here ?

1. I've been stabbed, not shot - shot AT, never hit.
2. The soppy statement is true for me, I'm a widower, but if a bitch said that to me I'd punch her in the throat
#54 - jiltist ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Well? Would you date a transwoman?
User avatar #55 to #54 - cuntism ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Hmm. I dunno. Pre op definitely not. Post op...it's a tough one. I dunno if I'd even be attracted to em. I've only ever seen a very few trannys who are what you would say are attractive, but that's when they are loaded down in make up and I don't really like girls who look markedly different after taking make up off.

Trans folk tend to always still have some...mannish features

I'd have sex with one and not care about it if that counts ha, like if it came up in conversation, the idea of having sex with a post op transwoman isn't something that would bother me.

Also I probably wouldn't date them because I'm really not up for the social stigma that goes with it. You can interpret that any way you want, but I'm just not willing to deal with other people's prejudices and insults over who I'm dating.
#56 to #55 - jiltist ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Am- am I pretty?
User avatar #58 to #56 - cuntism ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
I can't tell if you're a tranny who's asking, or some faggy kid who is obsessed with anime
#59 to #58 - jiltist ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
A-atashi wa mo... shindeiru.
#57 to #56 - jiltist ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
K-kawaii deshou?
User avatar #50 - tomahawkkit (09/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #51 to #50 - cuntism ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Are you saying I'm from Niger or are you too stupid to spell ****** ?
User avatar #53 to #52 - cuntism ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
Ah, thanks for clearing that up.
User avatar #45 - connorjay (08/30/2014) [-]
So cuntsm is just speaking your mind with no regard to peoples feelings?
User avatar #46 to #45 - cuntism ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
That's one way to look at it. However, it's more stop being gentle with people and protecting their feelings. It came up like 10 years ago but now in the time of tumblr and triggers etc. it's more relevant now than ever.

Basically stop telling people nothing is their fault and giving them excuses to sue for everything. If they spill hot coffee on themselves when the cup said hot, then tough **** , if something offends them, then so ******* what, grow up, you're an adult and the world doesn't owe you a god damn thing. We are breeding people who have never actually experienced anything troubling and dealt with it, they've been supported, cuddled, and told it's never their fault.

Stand up and be a cunt to them, tell them what wimps they are, tell them they have nothing coming to them, tell them you don't give a **** about what offends them.

It doesn't apply to groups as such, and it's not about stamping on anyone's beliefs. Although religion is a total crock of **** , if someone finds a way to better lead their life, then so be it, as long as it doesn't interfere with other peoples.

There was a brief thing in the UK where a very small number of muslims, mostly young pompous little ***** who were entitled brats, refused to even handle pork and alcohol when they worked in a supermarket as it infringed their religious beliefs. Not unwrapped stuff, packaged up. Even the muslim council told em to stop being so stupid. Also, burkas, no it's not your religious right to have a fully hidden face while driving, it's not a religious garment it's a subculture one, but even if it was, you're free to practice your religion but not while it interferes with your host country
User avatar #47 to #46 - connorjay (08/30/2014) [-]
I like it.
You hate everyone equally. That's whats needed. As long as you don't discriminate I'm happy.

I agree with the whole "shut the **** up". I hate that people are now blaming everything on genetics and hiding behind something because they know it can't (apart from in theory atm) be changed. Like Obesity, anger, and such.
Ditto to their beliefs, like your example at the bottom. The whole burning poppies angered me, but the burning Korans (Qur'ans?) angered me more. Being a cunt doesn't stop people being cunts (2 wrongs don't make a right).

Anyway, Hi.
User avatar #48 to #47 - cuntism ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
I only hate people who deserve it. Basically spongers, whingers, people who have never had a job and don't intend to, people who think they're too good to do something, fascists (SJWs especially) and hypocrites.

And Arsenal/Arsenal fans. ******* scum ;)
User avatar #49 to #48 - connorjay (08/31/2014) [-]
Haha I'm not a huge football fan, but my dad raised me with Man Utd...
Sort of feeling that now...
User avatar #44 - monkeysniper (08/29/2014) [-]
I saw the rant you made. It was beautiful and you are officially my favorite person for turning rants into an art form.
#38 - Rascal Comment deleted by cuntism [-]
User avatar #39 to #38 - cuntism ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
Deleted this post because I don't want a reminder every time I look at my profile
User avatar #37 - cognosceteipsum (08/06/2014) [-]
You don't seem like a cunt, I agree with the people below. People on the hating and religion board are cunts. Some members of the hating board literally wake up each day toccomplain about something. People. 2014. With the nature, friends, family, games and sex we have. Complaining. Shig.

Oh and the religion board? Totally unaccepting towards new ideas and constantly berating either Jews, atheists, pagans, Muslims, other faiths for their ideas and thoughts. I even got some guy say he hated me because I had some idea about the earth being a superorganism. I mean, it would make sense considering ourselves. We have homeostasis and lots of bacterium in our colon. The earth has weather homeostasis which it tries to protect through earthquakes and whirlwinds to get rid of humans whom have an overal negative effect on the environment right now. The earth can't reproduce unless reproducing means abiogenesis.

So yeah this got a little long but I like and trust you so
User avatar #41 to #37 - cuntism ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
I completely missed this post, sorry mate I don't want you to think I was being ignorant.

Had to go back and check out what you were talking about, completely forgot about my foray onto the boards ha.

Religion is hard enough to tackle in person. In real life people try to keep a level of decorum, but when it comes to religion, they can and most probably will lose their cool...however on the net people have no filter, given an opportunity they will be turbodouches, throw in arguing against a belief that they think isn't actually a belief, but a cold hard fact (hey they have several million others who are also aware of this fact, so you're obviously a ******* moron), and you have a recipe for people just being as atrocious as they can possibly be.

Also what you propose isn't really offensive in any way shape or form...it is less a belief and more a way of picturing something, it's how you choose to see the world. Hell I think it's quite a clever way to look at it
User avatar #42 to #41 - cognosceteipsum (08/27/2014) [-]
Thanks man. Yeah, well I guess you put 'me' ouot of business becaause you perfectly explained how it is xD
User avatar #43 to #42 - cuntism ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Glad I could help ha
User avatar #33 - decay (07/03/2014) [-]
Hey, I've seen you around funnyjunk and I just wanted to say you seem like a pretty cool guy.
User avatar #34 to #33 - cuntism ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
aww thanks dude <3

most ppl assume i'm a troll or a dick because of my name, they think it has something to do with me being..well, a cunt ha
User avatar #35 to #34 - decay (07/03/2014) [-]
Nah, you seem like a stand up guy.
User avatar #36 to #35 - cuntism ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
cheers buddy =)
User avatar #31 - steelcrasher ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
I agree on you about the joshlol, the same **** could be said about every "known" faggot on this site.
User avatar #13 - vassia (07/09/2012) [-]
Hey mate, do you play football?
User avatar #14 to #13 - cuntism ONLINE (07/09/2012) [-]
Used to, broke my back last year and kept going back to work without letting it heal properly so my spine fused wrong, so for the next 2 years I have to have it broken at the bad fuse, then physio, then broken..until it stops fusing wrong.

Had to give up sports until its done
User avatar #15 to #14 - vassia (07/09/2012) [-]
Oh **** man.. Can't imagine myself without sports.. I play as a goalie :D
User avatar #16 to #15 - cuntism ONLINE (07/09/2012) [-]
Defender/defensive midfield depending where I'm needed. I try to stick to defense though where possible, I'm not very quick on the turn around and prefer using my bulk for blocking haha.
User avatar #17 to #16 - vassia (07/09/2012) [-]
But it usually leads to a foul xD
User avatar #18 to #17 - cuntism ONLINE (07/09/2012) [-]
Ha I don't mean I just throw myself at them, I do have a little bit of talent :P

Not much mind, but the lads I play with aren't soft touches, it's usually a rough game anyway.

*played with ;(
User avatar #19 to #18 - vassia (07/09/2012) [-]
You're from the UK right?

I'm from Lebanon, people here are Football fanatics, you're actually counted as a faggot if you don't know/watch football...
User avatar #20 to #19 - cuntism ONLINE (07/09/2012) [-]
Yeah I live right near Man United ground
#1 - Rascal (07/03/2012) [-]
you look like a fag dude....i could ******* wreck you. i swear to god i could destroy you in a fist fight
User avatar #2 to #1 - cuntism ONLINE (07/03/2012) [-]
LOL threatening people over the internet anonymously, is there any greater proof of manliness ?

Oh and btw I did boxing for 8 years, so even with my ****** up back I'd still **** you up...
#3 to #2 - Rascal (07/03/2012) [-]
lmao you scrawny little faggot. you couldn't do **** . i've ****** knocked peeple out cold in less then 10 seconds. i'm literally one of the best fighters in the world. better stop talking **** you fukin bitch
User avatar #4 to #3 - cuntism ONLINE (07/03/2012) [-]
Dear lord you're terrible at trolling
#5 to #4 - Rascal (07/03/2012) [-]
dear lord you suck at talking **** .
User avatar #6 to #5 - cuntism ONLINE (07/03/2012) [-]
Never bothered to practice, I leave it to pathetic little ***** who use it to pretend they're something they're not.

Look this is pointless, you're either trolling, which I'm not biting to, or you're bored and you think this will illicit a response from me.

End of the day you're probably on another continent, and even if you lived close to me as soon as it came down to actually putting your words to action you'd never do it.

I've been in plenty of fights, won my fair share, lost a few too, but the only time I've been knocked out is when I was jumped by 3 squaddies and got slammed in the face with a metal serving tray.

So give it a rest will ya, it's getting you no where
#7 to #6 - Rascal (07/03/2012) [-]
well you caveman-looking ************ just tell me where to ******* meet you. i'm in norcal
User avatar #8 to #7 - cuntism ONLINE (07/04/2012) [-]
Well I assume you're also fabulously wealthy and own your own fleet of jets, so take one of them to Old Trafford in England and we'll have some fun.

You'll have to give me 12h notice though, I'm on fentanyl for a back injury which makes me pretty much impervious to pain, so when you're all ****** up you can't use it an as excuse.

I won't hold my breath though, you can't even reveal your user info so you're obviously some kid.
#9 to #8 - Rascal (07/04/2012) [-]
first off, i dont have an account on here. secondly, your ******* gay for living in england. third, i could be over there in like a week.
User avatar #10 to #9 - cuntism ONLINE (07/04/2012) [-]
Well there you go then, fly to manchester airport I'll even come meet you there.

Looking forward to it! xxx
#11 to #10 - Rascal (07/04/2012) [-]
aight dawg. but when we fight there aint gonna be no rules. ima beat you down.
User avatar #12 to #11 - cuntism ONLINE (07/04/2012) [-]
Okie dokie then cya next week, I'll make sure to clear my schedule for my hospital stay
#21 to #12 - mxl (07/10/2012) [-]
Lol this is funny as 			****		 :D Manchester dude, ur awesome ♥
Lol this is funny as **** :D Manchester dude, ur awesome ♥
User avatar #22 to #21 - cuntism ONLINE (07/10/2012) [-]
Hahaha thanks man, at first I was like er....k ?

I'm stil convinced it was someone thinking they were trolling me.,

Problem is I'm obsessed with people taking me the wrong way, it's easy to control IRL but on the internet it's less about what you say and more about how people interpret it in conjunction with their online personas, so I tend to go a little long-winded just to articulate, even in conversations with people who I think are being tards.

Unfortunately it's a thought out response that everyone asscociates with me caring/being trolled and no amount of logic ever sways it haha.

(er case in point, this reply I've spent 10mins on)
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