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tfw going to Bali in less than a month and I'm using my time on FJ instead of trying to look good in a swimsuitcomment
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#2413 - ghettograndpa (02/25/2015) [-]
Testing emotes from a really old foreign 						******					 MMO    
   
took me a bit too long to export these
Testing emotes from a really old foreign ****** MMO

took me a bit too long to export these
User avatar #2412 - cunninglinguist (02/24/2015) [-]
JINGLEFORTH IS A GELATINOUS SACK OF ****
#2409 - ifuckedyoursister (02/23/2015) [-]
Mfw you tried avoiding me when I saw you at the park last weekend
#2399 - jingleforth (02/22/2015) [-]
mfw you're going to Georgia to visit cameldick but a ***** can't visit her bf

********* 0tm8 ********************
#2380 - cameldwarf (02/20/2015) [-]
Be in Atlanta by April 22, we're going to go to a concert.
Be in Atlanta by April 22, we're going to go to a concert.
#2381 to #2380 - cunninglinguist (02/20/2015) [-]
Are you asking me out?
User avatar #2408 to #2381 - ifuckedyoursister (02/23/2015) [-]
Isn't that what you want
#2382 to #2381 - cameldwarf (02/20/2015) [-]
I just want someone to go with me "(
#2383 to #2382 - cunninglinguist (02/20/2015) [-]
So not me specifically. You just don't want to be alone
So not me specifically. You just don't want to be alone
#2384 to #2383 - cameldwarf (02/20/2015) [-]
You were my first choice
#2385 to #2384 - cunninglinguist (02/20/2015) [-]
I'll take it. And when I do get there, you better 						*******					 entertain me.
I'll take it. And when I do get there, you better ******* entertain me.
User avatar #2387 to #2385 - cameldwarf (02/20/2015) [-]
You should entertain ME
User avatar #2388 to #2387 - cunninglinguist (02/20/2015) [-]
Why, do I OWE you entertainment?
#2389 to #2388 - cameldwarf (02/20/2015) [-]
I am offering to pay for your ticket to go see my second favorite band.
#2390 to #2389 - cunninglinguist (02/20/2015) [-]
Are you serious?   
   
Because yes, I'll entertain you
Are you serious?

Because yes, I'll entertain you

#2391 to #2390 - cameldwarf (02/20/2015) [-]
it is possible
it is possible
User avatar #2393 to #2392 - cameldwarf (02/20/2015) [-]
Its Breaking Benjamin, btw.
User avatar #2394 to #2393 - cunninglinguist (02/20/2015) [-]
I figured, actually. *pride intensifies*
#2395 to #2394 - cameldwarf (02/20/2015) [-]
How did you know?
How did you know?
User avatar #2396 to #2395 - cunninglinguist (02/20/2015) [-]
I took note. You did want to name your son Benjamin.
#2386 to #2385 - cameldwarf (02/20/2015) [-]
Why should I entertain YOU?
Why should I entertain YOU?
#2376 - iamaleks (02/18/2015) [-]
Ay miss Angela Roxx =P
Just saw a comment of yours while I was lurking the frontpage

Do you remember me? We used to skype quite a lot a couple of years ago.
How have you been?

Alex
User avatar #2377 to #2376 - cunninglinguist (02/19/2015) [-]
With that picture, I kind of do .... Fred Durst lookalike Aleks?



PACHELBEL?
#2378 to #2377 - iamaleks (02/19/2015) [-]
ahahahah YEAH! You do remember

The Fred Durst thingy is kinda new D:
User avatar #2379 to #2378 - cunninglinguist (02/19/2015) [-]
How could I possibly forget you? :3

Noo, you told me before, that's how you described yourself.
#2397 to #2379 - iamaleks (02/20/2015) [-]
T--T-That's how I described myself?
**** , Alzheimer's already?
On the bright side I get to know new people everyday, like you.
Hey, who are you?
User avatar #2398 to #2397 - cunninglinguist (02/21/2015) [-]
Yeah, because you refused to show yourself on camera!

haha I'm glad you remembered me :3
#2401 to #2398 - iamaleks (02/23/2015) [-]
How could I forget about you?
Well, Alzheimer's duuh.
So if I'm Fred Durst, who are you?
User avatar #2402 to #2401 - cunninglinguist (02/23/2015) [-]
***** I am Angela Roxx
#2403 to #2402 - iamaleks (02/23/2015) [-]
why can't I be that awesome?
User avatar #2404 to #2403 - cunninglinguist (02/23/2015) [-]
There can be only one.
How are you?? I've missed yowass.
How's that bluewaffle music coming along?
#2405 to #2404 - iamaleks (02/23/2015) [-]
blue waffle?? dude cmon D: eww
I missed you too, but then you've mentioned the blue waffle and now I feel sick. Thanks!
I'm doing fine thanks, didn't get any sleep today yet. How about you?
User avatar #2406 to #2405 - cunninglinguist (02/23/2015) [-]
Bluelipz? was it? Don't call me dude, dude, c'mon. You know this.
Y U NO SLEEP
#2410 to #2406 - iamaleks (02/23/2015) [-]
I'll call you dude and you'll love it, okay??
Dunno, maybe because there wasn't you here with me?

ha-haa-ha-ha
User avatar #2375 - plataeiou (02/18/2015) [-]
ayyy
#2367 - fappening (02/13/2015) [-]
Happy Valentines Day!    
   
Here is a kiss for you ;)
Happy Valentines Day!

Here is a kiss for you ;)
#2368 to #2367 - cunninglinguist (02/14/2015) [-]
Happy Valentine's Day, Tony! :3   
   
Here's a kitty eating a banana
Happy Valentine's Day, Tony! :3

Here's a kitty eating a banana
#2365 - fappening (02/13/2015) [-]
pre valentines day kiss
pre valentines day kiss
#2366 to #2365 - cunninglinguist (02/13/2015) [-]
ugh so cute
ugh so cute
#2361 - cameldwarf (02/12/2015) [-]
hi
hi
#2363 to #2362 - cameldwarf (02/12/2015) [-]
have you really been expecting me?
#2364 to #2363 - cunninglinguist (02/12/2015) [-]
No, but it's always a pleasant surprise.
No, but it's always a pleasant surprise.
User avatar #2358 - ifuckedyoursister (02/09/2015) [-]
Plans for Valentine's Day?
#2353 - cameldwarf (02/08/2015) [-]
mfw you ignore me
#2356 to #2353 - cunninglinguist (02/09/2015) [-]
I don't ignore you, I'm sorry. My FJ just glitched and I couldn't comment on anything but statuses and respond to PMs
#2352 - cameldwarf (02/08/2015) [-]
WASSUUPP BISSHH no offense
#2355 to #2352 - cunninglinguist (02/09/2015) [-]
left my valentines cards folder on my other computer, but take this.

Hello
#2351 - scottmc (02/07/2015) [-]
So, ever make that trip to Japan?
User avatar #2354 to #2351 - cunninglinguist (02/09/2015) [-]
nope, not yet

you remembered me, I'm touched.
#2348 - anonexplains (02/07/2015) [-]
Are you dj angela from RX?
#2349 to #2348 - cunninglinguist (02/07/2015) [-]
depends... who's asking?   
   
   
   
   
   
yes   
   
   
how'd you find me
depends... who's asking?





yes


how'd you find me
#2336 - jingleforth (02/04/2015) [-]
Mfw today

I loved that vid of yours, you looked so good
#2337 to #2336 - cunninglinguist (02/04/2015) [-]
Mfw that navy seals copy pasta vid you made   
   
   
boy, I always look good.   
   
   
jk bby. ur not too shabby urself
Mfw that navy seals copy pasta vid you made


boy, I always look good.


jk bby. ur not too shabby urself
#2338 to #2337 - jingleforth (02/04/2015) [-]
Just making vids for my princess is all, I had fun making it.

I know you didn't expect me to make it, but I actually thought you meant it so I made it.

Hope the other 3 vids and 2 recordings helped you out a bit while I was gone. <3

I love you so much ;-;
#2339 to #2338 - cunninglinguist (02/04/2015) [-]
It made me smile a lot I love that copypasta and I love you so it was perf
#2340 to #2339 - jingleforth (02/04/2015) [-]
If anybody's perfect it's you.

Sorry I didn't get my letter to you sooner, this weekend for SURE. I put a lot of effort into it, hope you enjoy it.

Will also send you a few things like Penguin + another plushie

It will be nice to hear from you.

Today was amazing, you were cute as **** , and I know those vids and recordings probably made you so happy ;-; So it's fine, later tonight I'll just do the usual stuff until you fall asleep. Which won't take long because damn, you fall asleep so fast on me "And so on the 34th day they both...Oh, you're sleeping, I literally just started the story 2 minutes ago"

It's nice to see you rest well, honey. I'll do that every night if you want <3
#2341 to #2340 - cunninglinguist (02/04/2015) [-]
mfw I wake up and you're no longer there   
   
I'll try to send out my card soon as well, but I gotta finish it. Its 						*******					 huge (ehehe) so it'll take some effort to fill up.    
   
Always well rested, thanks very much. Pls be there for me every night for the rest of 5ever
mfw I wake up and you're no longer there

I'll try to send out my card soon as well, but I gotta finish it. Its ******* huge (ehehe) so it'll take some effort to fill up.

Always well rested, thanks very much. Pls be there for me every night for the rest of 5ever
User avatar #2342 to #2341 - jingleforth (02/04/2015) [-]
I will <3 On weekends and such you seriously sleep for over 9 hours. Nice to hear that

I'll be here every night, don't worry. Can't wait you to get your letter, looked so amazing. I'm gonna work on maybe sending some other things (nothing big, don't worry)

And it'll be great. I couldn't do anything narcissistic like get a framed picture of me and send it to you or anything, lel. And perishables might not make it. Oh well, my letter and those 2 special things will suffice, but don't be surprised if some other small things make it through as well.

<3
#2333 - ifuckedyoursister (02/03/2015) [-]
WE'RE IN LAIYA, COME JOIN US
#2334 to #2333 - cunninglinguist (02/03/2015) [-]
Tell Mark to put some clothes on
#2335 to #2334 - ifuckedyoursister (02/03/2015) [-]
Because we will be fully clothed on the beach, right?   
   
   
besides, the bastard likes to show off. Y u so repulsed? He's pretty jacked. No homo to my bro
Because we will be fully clothed on the beach, right?


besides, the bastard likes to show off. Y u so repulsed? He's pretty jacked. No homo to my bro
#2343 to #2335 - cunninglinguist (02/04/2015) [-]
Haha trudat but uhh. It just makes me uncomfortable haha he's alright, I'm not exactly repulsed by him
Haha trudat but uhh. It just makes me uncomfortable haha he's alright, I'm not exactly repulsed by him
#2345 to #2343 - ifuckedyoursister (02/05/2015) [-]
How is this not a panty-dropping face



just get married already, jeez. You'll have cute kids.
#2347 to #2345 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
Stop pushing it, its never going to happen.
#2346 to #2345 - ifuckedyoursister (02/05/2015) [-]
what about that back... you like backs, don't you?
#2374 to #2346 - cunninglinguist (02/17/2015) [-]
Only plebs wear jeans on the beach.
Only plebs wear jeans on the beach.
User avatar #2407 to #2374 - ifuckedyoursister (02/23/2015) [-]
I can't believe you actually went back to this just to comment. Almost 2 weeks later.
User avatar #2344 to #2343 - ifuckedyoursister (02/05/2015) [-]
That comment had no effort put in it whatsoever
User avatar #2319 - plataeiou (01/31/2015) [-]
Komusta ka?
User avatar #2320 to #2319 - cunninglinguist (01/31/2015) [-]
I'm alright, how are you, nicky?
User avatar #2321 to #2320 - plataeiou (01/31/2015) [-]
Never better! But a wee tired.
User avatar #2322 to #2321 - cunninglinguist (01/31/2015) [-]
Good to know

I'm quite tired too, had a long day. Aren't you heading off to bed? Or going back to bed? (I don't know what time it is there)
User avatar #2323 to #2322 - plataeiou (01/31/2015) [-]
It's 10:40 A.M. =p
User avatar #2325 to #2323 - cunninglinguist (01/31/2015) [-]
where are you from again? its 11:43pm over here.
User avatar #2326 to #2325 - plataeiou (01/31/2015) [-]
Florida =3
User avatar #2327 to #2326 - cunninglinguist (01/31/2015) [-]
HOW FUN! :3 I used to come over every couple of years with the fambam. DIDNEY
User avatar #2328 to #2327 - plataeiou (01/31/2015) [-]
DIDNEY WURL
#2314 to #2310 - cunninglinguist (01/31/2015) [-]
Try harder.   
   
   
   
Also, I know that feel, son.
Try harder.



Also, I know that feel, son.
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