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Tried that KFC double down dog today. I feel somewhat disgusted by myself, yet quite accomplished.comment
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#269 - Tom Bergeron 10 hours ago on When mom isn't home 0
#719 - That was a good pick-me-up. Thank you, based freedomreturns. …  [+] (2 new replies) 13 hours ago on freedomreturns's profile 0
#721 - jingleforth (4 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #720 - freedomreturns (13 hours ago) [-]
Nah, I do this to make people happy, That's all I need.
Anytime.
#717 - Please say 'Angela, you are the most beautiful thing to ever g…  [+] (4 new replies) 13 hours ago on freedomreturns's profile 0
#719 - cunninglinguist (13 hours ago) [-]
That was a good pick-me-up. Thank you, based freedomreturns.



I'll make you one if you wish, just let me know what you want and when
#721 - jingleforth (4 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #720 - freedomreturns (13 hours ago) [-]
Nah, I do this to make people happy, That's all I need.
Anytime.
#715 - mfw vocaroo from you  [+] (6 new replies) 13 hours ago on freedomreturns's profile 0
User avatar #717 - cunninglinguist (13 hours ago) [-]
Please say 'Angela, you are the most beautiful thing to ever grace this earth.' in the most romantic way you can
#719 - cunninglinguist (13 hours ago) [-]
That was a good pick-me-up. Thank you, based freedomreturns.



I'll make you one if you wish, just let me know what you want and when
#721 - jingleforth (4 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #720 - freedomreturns (13 hours ago) [-]
Nah, I do this to make people happy, That's all I need.
Anytime.
#1518 - Gimme dat pillow talk. In your best British accent  [+] (1 new reply) 14 hours ago on 9 mods you'll WANT to marry +2
#2331 - my gif ****** up 01/31/2015 on cunninglinguist's profile 0
#2330 - Whoa, slow down there, tiger.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2015 on cunninglinguist's profile 0
User avatar #2331 - cunninglinguist (01/31/2015) [-]
my gif fucked up
#2327 - HOW FUN! :3 I used to come over every couple of years with the…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2015 on cunninglinguist's profile 0
User avatar #2328 - plataeiou (01/31/2015) [-]
DIDNEY WURL
#2325 - where are you from again? its 11:43pm over here.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/31/2015 on cunninglinguist's profile 0
User avatar #2326 - plataeiou (01/31/2015) [-]
Florida =3
User avatar #2327 - cunninglinguist (01/31/2015) [-]
HOW FUN! :3 I used to come over every couple of years with the fambam. DIDNEY
User avatar #2328 - plataeiou (01/31/2015) [-]
DIDNEY WURL
#2324 - Haha. I've been slightly more lenient when it comes to impress…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/31/2015 on cunninglinguist's profile 0
#2329 - ifuckedyoursister (01/31/2015) [-]
Lowered your standards? Is that why you have more boytoys now, as compared to when you were the I-don't-want-to-socialize Angela?



Otherwise, you'd never get a man you think is good enough
#2330 - cunninglinguist (01/31/2015) [-]
Whoa, slow down there, tiger.
User avatar #2331 - cunninglinguist (01/31/2015) [-]
my gif fucked up

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User avatar #2319 - plataeiou (01/31/2015) [-]
Komusta ka?
User avatar #2320 to #2319 - cunninglinguist (01/31/2015) [-]
I'm alright, how are you, nicky?
User avatar #2321 to #2320 - plataeiou (01/31/2015) [-]
Never better! But a wee tired.
User avatar #2322 to #2321 - cunninglinguist (01/31/2015) [-]
Good to know

I'm quite tired too, had a long day. Aren't you heading off to bed? Or going back to bed? (I don't know what time it is there)
User avatar #2323 to #2322 - plataeiou (01/31/2015) [-]
It's 10:40 A.M. =p
User avatar #2325 to #2323 - cunninglinguist (01/31/2015) [-]
where are you from again? its 11:43pm over here.
User avatar #2326 to #2325 - plataeiou (01/31/2015) [-]
Florida =3
User avatar #2327 to #2326 - cunninglinguist (01/31/2015) [-]
HOW FUN! :3 I used to come over every couple of years with the fambam. DIDNEY
User avatar #2328 to #2327 - plataeiou (01/31/2015) [-]
DIDNEY WURL
#2314 to #2310 - cunninglinguist (01/31/2015) [-]
Try harder.   
   
   
   
Also, I know that feel, son.
Try harder.



Also, I know that feel, son.
#2306 - cameldwarf (01/31/2015) [-]
my hour this
User avatar #2307 to #2306 - cameldwarf (01/31/2015) [-]
this week*
#2302 - ifuckedyoursister (01/30/2015) [-]
found this on Mark's hard drive, the creep



its cute though. you two sure looked happy. Kinda miss seeing that
User avatar #2304 to #2302 - cunninglinguist (01/30/2015) [-]
Also, ******* lol that ****** haircut. He should be thankful for puberty
User avatar #2309 to #2304 - ifuckedyoursister (01/31/2015) [-]
Hahahaha trudat. I show him his old pics a lot and it irritates him. I'm honestly surprised your jaw didn't drop when you first saw him after so many years
User avatar #2313 to #2309 - cunninglinguist (01/31/2015) [-]
Not gunna lie, I was slightly impressed. But not enough to have my jaw drop.
User avatar #2316 to #2313 - ifuckedyoursister (01/31/2015) [-]
You? Impressed? HA, I'll extend the compliment to him.



we all know impressing you means having to fit your finger through a needle hole
User avatar #2324 to #2316 - cunninglinguist (01/31/2015) [-]
Haha. I've been slightly more lenient when it comes to impressing myself. Lowered my standards a bit, thought it might be unfair to people who try. And you gotta give it to him, he tried.



atleastyoutried.jpg
#2329 to #2324 - ifuckedyoursister (01/31/2015) [-]
Lowered your standards? Is that why you have more boytoys now, as compared to when you were the I-don't-want-to-socialize Angela?   
   
   
   
Otherwise, you'd never get a man you think is good enough
Lowered your standards? Is that why you have more boytoys now, as compared to when you were the I-don't-want-to-socialize Angela?



Otherwise, you'd never get a man you think is good enough
#2330 to #2329 - cunninglinguist (01/31/2015) [-]
Whoa, slow down there, tiger.
Whoa, slow down there, tiger.
#2303 to #2302 - cunninglinguist (01/30/2015) [-]
why you gotta bring that 						****					 up, bro?
why you gotta bring that **** up, bro?
#2291 to #2290 - cunninglinguist (01/29/2015) [-]
My anaconda don't want none unless you're God's son, hon
#2296 to #2295 - cameldwarf (01/29/2015) [-]
damn i just went back to 2007
User avatar #2297 to #2296 - cunninglinguist (01/29/2015) [-]
I love these Jesus things. They make me blow more air out of my nose than usual
#2298 to #2297 - cameldwarf (01/29/2015) [-]
you would enjoy church
#2299 to #2298 - cunninglinguist (01/29/2015) [-]
been there, done that. No thanks
#2301 to #2300 - cunninglinguist (01/29/2015) [-]
hahaha what the 						****
hahaha what the ****
User avatar #2287 - cognosceteipsum (01/28/2015) [-]
Is your name a wordplay of cunningilus or however it's spelled?
User avatar #2288 to #2287 - cunninglinguist (01/28/2015) [-]
should be a play at words, yes. At first glance you think its lewd but then you realize its just clever.


at least that's what I was going for
User avatar #2286 - ifuckedyoursister (01/28/2015) [-]
I went to your office earlier to drop Mark off for your meeting, and you weren't there, you ****
User avatar #2289 to #2286 - cunninglinguist (01/28/2015) [-]
Oh I'm sorry, I forgot I was supposed to take into consideration that one day you'd randomly come to my office and not go out at all
#2281 - ifuckedyoursister (01/25/2015) [-]
Do you have any idea how sexy you looked lawyer-ing up to those cunts yesterday?    
   
   
   
   
almost got an erection   
   
   
   
   
Anyway, I'll pick you up from your place in a bit. Lemme just try to convince Mark that I'm not out to see you xD
Do you have any idea how sexy you looked lawyer-ing up to those cunts yesterday?




almost got an erection




Anyway, I'll pick you up from your place in a bit. Lemme just try to convince Mark that I'm not out to see you xD
#2283 to #2281 - cunninglinguist (01/25/2015) [-]
hell yea   
   
   
   
thanks for the BK
hell yea



thanks for the BK
User avatar #2274 - jingleforth (01/22/2015) [-]
ur the most beautifulest gurl in d worl
User avatar #2275 to #2274 - cunninglinguist (01/22/2015) [-]
You're the most handsome guy in the world, nobody can compare <3
User avatar #2276 to #2275 - jingleforth (01/22/2015) [-]
I know I am, that's why we're just so perfect for each other. We will have beautiful babies, I will plant my seed in you
















kek
User avatar #2277 to #2276 - cunninglinguist (01/22/2015) [-]
I'll let you

I've been thinking about names for my children, OUR children.

I do realize you wanted to name our first born son "Jack" or "Alexander"

And we can do that. But I want a daughter
#2284 to #2279 - cunninglinguist (01/26/2015) [-]
hahaha I'm sorry, I can't say
User avatar #2278 to #2277 - jingleforth (01/22/2015) [-]
Yes, I want our son to be named Jack, but we can have it your way
your way or the highway
because you're a princess


and because I'm your man slave and I need to follow whatever my mistress says
#2260 to #2259 - ifuckedyoursister (01/22/2015) [-]
Hey, it's Mark. How's it going?
#2261 to #2260 - cunninglinguist (01/22/2015) [-]
Don't 						****					 with me, pls go
Don't **** with me, pls go
User avatar #2262 to #2261 - ifuckedyoursister (01/22/2015) [-]
I'm not ******* with you.



unless you want me to?
#2263 to #2262 - cunninglinguist (01/22/2015) [-]
Always the charmer, aren't you.    
   
   
Either way, pls go.
Always the charmer, aren't you.


Either way, pls go.
User avatar #2264 to #2263 - ifuckedyoursister (01/22/2015) [-]
You haven't heard from me in years, and this is how you welcome me home? I was half-expecting you to have your arms wide open.

Although I also expected you to not be so pleased with my arrival.
User avatar #2265 to #2264 - cunninglinguist (01/22/2015) [-]
That's the thing, I HAVEN'T heard from you in years. And then you come back like nothing ever happened.


I'm not pleased.
User avatar #2266 to #2265 - ifuckedyoursister (01/22/2015) [-]
Oh, so I'M the one who left now?? OKAY, little miss I-don't-want-to-see-you-again. I did what I had to do to make you happy. But consider me ****** because that is the single most difficult task on the planet.

User avatar #2267 to #2266 - cunninglinguist (01/22/2015) [-]
Should have taken the hint then, huh. I was fine with thinking you seized to exist.
#2268 to #2267 - ifuckedyoursister (01/22/2015) [-]
I don't know what I did. I honestly don't, and it still messes with my head to this day. I wanted to make amends.


I promise I wont go through great lengths to change your mind. I just want to talk and clear things out.
User avatar #2269 to #2268 - cunninglinguist (01/22/2015) [-]
Yeah, no. I'm busy. All day every day.
User avatar #2270 to #2269 - ifuckedyoursister (01/22/2015) [-]
Huh. That's not what dad said. I'll see you at lunch.
User avatar #2271 to #2270 - cunninglinguist (01/22/2015) [-]
Sorry, I have a lunch meeting with a future investor. Maybe next time.
User avatar #2272 to #2271 - ifuckedyoursister (01/22/2015) [-]
Say hello to your new stockholder. Catch ya later, sweet cheeks.
User avatar #2254 - cunninglinguist (01/21/2015) [-]
I'm still here
User avatar #2255 to #2254 - cunninglinguist (01/22/2015) [-]
u ****** . better not have been getting into shenanigans
User avatar #2242 - jingleforth (01/21/2015) [-]
Babe, I've been thinking about our wedding, I was hoping we could get a 10 tier cake, and can I please have some of your jewelry as a gift?

Love you babe
User avatar #2243 to #2242 - cunninglinguist (01/21/2015) [-]
Sure honey, a 10 tier cake sounds wonderful.

No, I'm saving that jewelry for our daughters.
User avatar #2236 - jingleforth (01/21/2015) [-]
Hey honey, how's your day?
User avatar #2237 to #2236 - cunninglinguist (01/21/2015) [-]
Better now that my amazing boyfriend is here <3
User avatar #2239 to #2237 - jingleforth (01/21/2015) [-]
I love you so much, I want you to realize I care for you so much.
#2232 - anonymous (01/21/2015) [-]
ur hot
#2233 to #2232 - cunninglinguist (01/21/2015) [-]
Far from it, but thanks anyway.
Far from it, but thanks anyway.
User avatar #2231 - ifuckedyoursister (01/21/2015) [-]
jingleforth, please allow your lady friend to have dinner with me and my brother. He has just arrived from a long trip, and misses her dearly.


Kind regards,
Nicholas

there. I did it for you. Now you don't have to worry.
#2234 to #2231 - cunninglinguist (01/21/2015) [-]
at least ask for my permission before you ********
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User avatar #2221 - doctorjosh (01/17/2015) [-]
penis
#2222 to #2221 - cunninglinguist (01/17/2015) [-]
are we talking about things you like?
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