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Age: 20
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Date Signed Up:6/20/2012
Last Login:8/10/2014
Location:in your dream
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#365 - ahahah i misread it 01/24/2013 on draqoeus's profile 0
#6745 - Comment deleted 01/24/2013 on devilspecter's profile 0
#362 - udah, yg 3mb itu kan? w mw nyoba nih dota2, males maen dota mu…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2013 on draqoeus's profile 0
User avatar #365 - cumeater (01/24/2013) [-]
ahahah i misread it
#6739 - sigh, its just my sexual fantasies imagining yourself as …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/24/2013 on devilspecter's profile 0
#6743 - acaivy (01/24/2013) [-]
Fucking yourself = not straight
It's okay, i did it too
#6745 - cumeater has deleted their comment.
#359 - hehe  [+] (7 new replies) 01/24/2013 on draqoeus's profile 0
#361 - draqoeus (01/24/2013) [-]
Install steam dulu gih
User avatar #367 - cumeater (01/24/2013) [-]
oe gimme the fucking installer
User avatar #366 - cumeater (01/24/2013) [-]
installanya yg mana sih
User avatar #368 - draqoeus (01/24/2013) [-]
Mana gw tau! Lu udah install steam belon?
User avatar #369 - cumeater (01/24/2013) [-]
udah, terus gimana lagi
User avatar #362 - cumeater (01/24/2013) [-]
udah, yg 3mb itu kan? w mw nyoba nih dota2, males maen dota mulu, you know w kalo maen battle net bisa sampe seharian
User avatar #365 - cumeater (01/24/2013) [-]
ahahah i misread it
#6736 - but i've already fap, maybe next time i need to find the l…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/24/2013 on devilspecter's profile 0
#6737 - acaivy (01/24/2013) [-]
You know you're not straight heh
#6739 - cumeater (01/24/2013) [-]
sigh, its just my sexual fantasies
imagining yourself as a girl

WHO WASNT
#6743 - acaivy (01/24/2013) [-]
Fucking yourself = not straight
It's okay, i did it too
#6745 - cumeater has deleted their comment.
#355 - i need an installer  [+] (9 new replies) 01/24/2013 on draqoeus's profile 0
User avatar #357 - draqoeus (01/24/2013) [-]
What? Do you even have steam?
#359 - cumeater (01/24/2013) [-]
hehe
#361 - draqoeus (01/24/2013) [-]
Install steam dulu gih
User avatar #367 - cumeater (01/24/2013) [-]
oe gimme the fucking installer
User avatar #366 - cumeater (01/24/2013) [-]
installanya yg mana sih
User avatar #368 - draqoeus (01/24/2013) [-]
Mana gw tau! Lu udah install steam belon?
User avatar #369 - cumeater (01/24/2013) [-]
udah, terus gimana lagi
User avatar #362 - cumeater (01/24/2013) [-]
udah, yg 3mb itu kan? w mw nyoba nih dota2, males maen dota mulu, you know w kalo maen battle net bisa sampe seharian
User avatar #365 - cumeater (01/24/2013) [-]
ahahah i misread it
#6734 - i think thats pretty normal, thought  [+] (6 new replies) 01/24/2013 on devilspecter's profile 0
#6735 - acaivy (01/24/2013) [-]
You need to do it again
#6736 - cumeater (01/24/2013) [-]
but i've already fap, maybe next time
i need to find the lube its fun you know, imagining myself as a girl and get raped in my anus
#6737 - acaivy (01/24/2013) [-]
You know you're not straight heh
#6739 - cumeater (01/24/2013) [-]
sigh, its just my sexual fantasies
imagining yourself as a girl

WHO WASNT
#6743 - acaivy (01/24/2013) [-]
Fucking yourself = not straight
It's okay, i did it too
#6745 - cumeater has deleted their comment.
#6732 - it will didnt fit, i guess geez, i was masturbate and tryi…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/24/2013 on devilspecter's profile 0
#6733 - acaivy (01/24/2013) [-]
I knew you're like that
#6734 - cumeater (01/24/2013) [-]
i think thats pretty normal, thought
#6735 - acaivy (01/24/2013) [-]
You need to do it again
#6736 - cumeater (01/24/2013) [-]
but i've already fap, maybe next time
i need to find the lube its fun you know, imagining myself as a girl and get raped in my anus
#6737 - acaivy (01/24/2013) [-]
You know you're not straight heh
#6739 - cumeater (01/24/2013) [-]
sigh, its just my sexual fantasies
imagining yourself as a girl

WHO WASNT
#6743 - acaivy (01/24/2013) [-]
Fucking yourself = not straight
It's okay, i did it too
#6745 - cumeater has deleted their comment.
#6728 - i came here to apologize, not to get rapid anal fisting 01/24/2013 on devilspecter's profile 0
#6723 - Im sorry for removing you as a friend, i need to cleanse my fr… 01/24/2013 on devilspecter's profile 0
#349 - dude, i havent installed DOTA 2, and i give up for finding the code  [+] (11 new replies) 01/24/2013 on draqoeus's profile 0
#351 - draqoeus (01/24/2013) [-]
I'll give you dota 2
User avatar #355 - cumeater (01/24/2013) [-]
i need an installer
User avatar #357 - draqoeus (01/24/2013) [-]
What? Do you even have steam?
#359 - cumeater (01/24/2013) [-]
hehe
#361 - draqoeus (01/24/2013) [-]
Install steam dulu gih
User avatar #367 - cumeater (01/24/2013) [-]
oe gimme the fucking installer
User avatar #366 - cumeater (01/24/2013) [-]
installanya yg mana sih
User avatar #368 - draqoeus (01/24/2013) [-]
Mana gw tau! Lu udah install steam belon?
User avatar #369 - cumeater (01/24/2013) [-]
udah, terus gimana lagi
User avatar #362 - cumeater (01/24/2013) [-]
udah, yg 3mb itu kan? w mw nyoba nih dota2, males maen dota mulu, you know w kalo maen battle net bisa sampe seharian
User avatar #365 - cumeater (01/24/2013) [-]
ahahah i misread it
#477771 - tl;dr 01/24/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... +3
#477718 - youre sick **** , not pervert  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#477722 - jettom (01/24/2013) [-]
#477712 - fap to an innocent loli anime? dude whats wrong with you?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/24/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#477714 - jettom (01/24/2013) [-]
Nichijou
Kill Me Baby
Baby Ushio
Hidamari Sketch
Yachiru
Come on at me bro, I'm a pervert yo.
#477718 - cumeater (01/24/2013) [-]
youre sick fuck, not pervert
#477722 - jettom (01/24/2013) [-]
#472667 - im sorry if i made you mad  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#472668 - holsety (01/21/2013) [-]
#472662 - okay now im scared  [+] (3 new replies) 01/21/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#472664 - holsety (01/21/2013) [-]
#472667 - cumeater (01/21/2013) [-]
im sorry if i made you mad
#472668 - holsety (01/21/2013) [-]
#472661 - tell your friend! <<< 01/21/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#472654 - whats wrong?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/21/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#472658 - holsety (01/21/2013) [-]
#472662 - cumeater (01/21/2013) [-]
okay now im scared
#472664 - holsety (01/21/2013) [-]
#472667 - cumeater (01/21/2013) [-]
im sorry if i made you mad
#472668 - holsety (01/21/2013) [-]
#472651 - dont look at me like that  [+] (7 new replies) 01/21/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#472653 - holsety (01/21/2013) [-]
#472654 - cumeater (01/21/2013) [-]
whats wrong?
#472658 - holsety (01/21/2013) [-]
#472662 - cumeater (01/21/2013) [-]
okay now im scared
#472664 - holsety (01/21/2013) [-]
#472667 - cumeater (01/21/2013) [-]
im sorry if i made you mad
#472668 - holsety (01/21/2013) [-]
#472611 - J'aime psg  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#472623 - sirvinland (01/21/2013) [-]
#472607 - Not good, im pretty tired, havent sleep well for 2 days an… 01/21/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#472600 - sup good ol pal 01/21/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#472593 - wow man this board is too damn slow, and i didnt have an ITT q…  [+] (25 new replies) 01/21/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #472726 - shinobidesu (01/21/2013) [-]
omg just...
omg.
if you just like dont have an itt
just like make one
or just dont post at all
omg some ppl
gad

also hi.
User avatar #472640 - Riukanojutsu (01/21/2013) [-]
omg cumeater fak offf

also hi
#472621 - spojalec (01/21/2013) [-]
Morning Cume ater.
#472619 - holsety (01/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #472651 - cumeater (01/21/2013) [-]
dont look at me like that
#472653 - holsety (01/21/2013) [-]
#472654 - cumeater (01/21/2013) [-]
whats wrong?
#472658 - holsety (01/21/2013) [-]
#472662 - cumeater (01/21/2013) [-]
okay now im scared
#472664 - holsety (01/21/2013) [-]
#472667 - cumeater (01/21/2013) [-]
im sorry if i made you mad
#472668 - holsety (01/21/2013) [-]
#472613 - hykk (01/21/2013) [-]
Good evening.
#472605 - captainpickles has deleted their comment.
#472602 - sirvinland (01/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #472611 - cumeater (01/21/2013) [-]
J'aime psg
#472623 - sirvinland (01/21/2013) [-]
#472597 - reygar (01/21/2013) [-]
Hai
#472599 - lawuser (01/21/2013) [-]
What are you doing with my reaction pics
#472606 - reygar (01/21/2013) [-]
I don't know...
Can't we share (or take) ours?
User avatar #472609 - lawuser (01/21/2013) [-]
I'd prefer not.
#472612 - reygar (01/21/2013) [-]
Ok, then I'll not post any of yours. So don't worry be happy
#472615 - lawuser (01/21/2013) [-]
I appreciate it.
#472631 - reygar (01/21/2013) [-]
I respect own opinions from all people (except those ones that are stupid, in this case not haha).
#472601 - hasai (01/21/2013) [-]
Just noticed now that it wasn't you
#465030 - yup, you know i have a huge amount of loli files in my fol… 01/17/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
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User avatar #1190 - ffffyou (01/17/2014) [-]
**ffffyou rolled a random comment #17 posted by joeyliquid at Some may pass ** :
Yeh, tbh I usually don't use the targeting system. I mean I locked onto a guy and it threw that camera into the wall, next thing I know is I am the bonfire wondering what the **** happened. (It was those big fatties near the start of blight town, pretty good soul farm tbh if the targetting system don't **** up)
#1187 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #42 at Feels is evolving ** respect for the name nig nog
#1188 to #1187 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #318 at Rick Santorum **
#1189 to #1188 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #6961298 at Safe For Work Random Board ** yup that sums it up
#1186 - derksuls (10/16/2013) [-]
i miss you
#1185 - miyutoso (10/12/2013) [-]
WOW, I was just cruising through top content, and noticed your name.....
Bold As Hell.
#1179 - kavrick (05/03/2013) [-]
Long time no see
User avatar #1177 to #1176 - exrflarion (04/27/2013) [-]
how ya doin?
User avatar #1178 to #1177 - cumeater (05/03/2013) [-]
biasa aj, lu?
User avatar #1180 to #1178 - exrflarion (05/04/2013) [-]
sama aja kayanya aku kesepian ;_;
#1181 to #1180 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/04/2013) [-]
sini om peluk

gw kena banned, hiks
User avatar #1182 to #1181 - exrflarion (05/04/2013) [-]
Uuuuu.... ;~;

Lah? Lu ngupload apaan lagi? wkwkwk
User avatar #1171 - garymotherfingoak (04/13/2013) [-]
**garymotherfingoak snuggles your belli**
User avatar #1170 - cumeater (04/13/2013) [-]
**cumeater rolled user Crusader **
User avatar #1168 - seveer (02/28/2013) [-]
Hi, sorry to bother you but I wanted to ask something. Since you don't play the items game, would you be willing to let me buy or have your FJ points? It would not affect you in any way, and it would be very helpful to me. The points have no use outside of the game.

Thanks for any consideration either way. Just let me know!
#1163 to #1162 - cumeater (02/05/2013) [-]
umm.. its not like i want to be your friend or anything, b-baka
#1164 to #1163 - GodzillaFTW (02/05/2013) [-]
Alright but why?
#1165 to #1164 - cumeater (02/05/2013) [-]
dunno man,
i'd realize i dont have a best friend in this site, and i trying t make one :D
#1166 to #1165 - GodzillaFTW (02/05/2013) [-]
Alrighty then...
User avatar #1161 to #1160 - cumeater (02/05/2013) [-]
what? dont look at me like that! oh c'mon! smile please
#1115 - acaivy (01/24/2013) [-]
Buy a dildo
Buy a dildo
#1118 to #1115 - cumeater (01/24/2013) [-]
hell no..
Also it'll hurts my ass off, maybe i will use a slimmer thing, like a pencil i guess
#1120 to #1118 - acaivy (01/24/2013) [-]
Or find someone who wants to **** you
#1087 - draqoeus (01/24/2013) [-]
You want to play Dota 2?
#1151 to #1087 - acaivy (01/24/2013) [-]
This gif is awesome
This gif is awesome
#1152 to #1151 - draqoeus (01/24/2013) [-]
Someone just die
Someone just die
#1153 to #1152 - acaivy (01/24/2013) [-]
wut
wut
#1155 to #1154 - acaivy (01/24/2013) [-]
What the 						****
What the ****
#1156 to #1155 - draqoeus (01/24/2013) [-]
Back, you don't say what the 						****					 when you heard a someone die, 						******
Back, you don't say what the **** when you heard a someone die, ******
#1133 to #1132 - draqoeus (01/24/2013) [-]
13 images? That's the best you can do?
13 images? That's the best you can do?
#1135 to #1134 - draqoeus (01/24/2013) [-]
This is your fetish we're talking about, you should've at least a hundred.
#1136 to #1135 - acaivy (01/24/2013) [-]
It's only a single picture, it's unique, i'm trying to make more of them
It's only a single picture, it's unique, i'm trying to make more of them
#1139 to #1138 - draqoeus (01/24/2013) [-]
So, the 						****					 is going on now?
So, the **** is going on now?
#1140 to #1139 - acaivy (01/24/2013) [-]
replying asap
replying asap
#1142 to #1141 - acaivy (01/24/2013) [-]
I'm faster
I'm faster
#1144 to #1143 - acaivy (01/24/2013) [-]
Same minute reply master race
Same minute reply master race
#1145 to #1144 - draqoeus (01/24/2013) [-]
2fast4u
2fast4u
#1146 to #1145 - acaivy (01/24/2013) [-]
Anon is faster
Anon is faster
#1147 to #1146 - draqoeus (01/24/2013) [-]
No me
No me
#1149 to #1147 - acaivy (01/24/2013) [-]
That's meeeeh
That's meeeeh
#1150 to #1149 - draqoeus (01/24/2013) [-]
lolfaku
lolfaku
User avatar #1128 to #1087 - cumeater (01/24/2013) [-]
hold on a momment, lagi update nih steamnya
btw itu koe de oshigoto ya? udah baca manganya?
User avatar #1131 to #1128 - acaivy (01/24/2013) [-]
IN ENGLISH
#1116 to #1087 - cumeater (01/24/2013) [-]
oi jawab, installanya yg mana
#1122 to #1116 - draqoeus (01/24/2013) [-]
ID steam lu paan?
#1117 to #1116 - acaivy (01/24/2013) [-]
Hey, i'm having a conversation with that ****** here
#1095 to #1092 - draqoeus (01/24/2013) [-]
Gimme ur steam account
Gimme ur steam account
#1097 to #1095 - acaivy (01/24/2013) [-]
Forgot to make another account
#1099 to #1097 - draqoeus (01/24/2013) [-]
Make one, i'm going to steamchat the **** out of you again
#1101 to #1100 - draqoeus (01/24/2013) [-]
What's with you and your new obsession over that mushroom sucking catgirl?
#1102 to #1101 - acaivy (01/24/2013) [-]
Everything about her is my fetish
#1104 to #1102 - draqoeus (01/24/2013) [-]
Sucking mushroom is your fetish?
Sucking mushroom is your fetish?
#1106 to #1104 - acaivy (01/24/2013) [-]
Now that i think of it, yes
#1107 to #1106 - draqoeus (01/24/2013) [-]
Post all of your shroom sucking pics
#1109 to #1107 - acaivy (01/24/2013) [-]
I only have the ones with the furry
I only have the ones with the furry
#1113 to #1111 - acaivy (01/24/2013) [-]
She's an exception
She's an exception
#1119 to #1113 - draqoeus (01/24/2013) [-]
Just post em'
#1124 to #1123 - acaivy (01/24/2013) [-]
They're on dropbox
#1125 to #1124 - draqoeus (01/24/2013) [-]
No, they're not
#1126 to #1125 - acaivy (01/24/2013) [-]
They are you bitch ASS *****
#1127 to #1126 - draqoeus (01/24/2013) [-]
It has appear that i've forgotten to synchronize my dropbox to the internet
#1070 - hatsune (12/23/2012) [-]
Roughly 40 new songs have been added to the playlist, which made it hit the max amount of videos allowed in a playlist, so I made another one which has 48 in it. New one is simply called Vocaloids 2
User avatar #1071 to #1070 - cumeater (12/23/2012) [-]
Awesome, but i have a connection problem , my internet is too damn slow, its because i download a game and anime now, which means it a pain to buffering youtube,

hey how about you make a countdown top 10 (or more) vocaloid song?
User avatar #1073 to #1071 - hatsune (12/27/2012) [-]
38 new songs in the second playlist
User avatar #1072 to #1071 - hatsune (12/23/2012) [-]
I have no idea how to make videos
#1068 - zzzanzitron (12/21/2012) [-]
Cumeater,
User avatar #1069 to #1068 - cumeater (12/21/2012) [-]
deliver!
#1061 - exrflarion (12/20/2012) [-]
This image has expired
GIMME LINK TO YOUR STEAM!!!
User avatar #1062 to #1061 - cumeater (12/20/2012) [-]
But i didnt have steam account, my friends did
User avatar #1066 to #1062 - exrflarion (12/21/2012) [-]
make one
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#1058 to #1057 - cumeater (12/20/2012) [-]
Im sorry, who are you?
are we've already meet before
#1059 to #1058 - doctorlean **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#1060 to #1059 - cumeater (12/20/2012) [-]
Whatever
Whatever
#1063 to #1060 - doctorlean **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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