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#56 - If you were going with that you could've said "No, Caitli… 08/28/2015 on Moseby at his Finest 0
#388 - Nevermind, you left a comment yesterday on some post that peop…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2015 on captainprincess's profile 0
User avatar #389 - captainprincess (08/28/2015) [-]
neat
#386 - Are you in the cellulites?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/27/2015 on captainprincess's profile 0
User avatar #387 - captainprincess (08/27/2015) [-]
the what
User avatar #388 - cubanwhiteman (08/28/2015) [-]
Nevermind, you left a comment yesterday on some post that people in that group usually say.
User avatar #389 - captainprincess (08/28/2015) [-]
neat
#40 - The Gear Wars was great! 08/27/2015 on Neat Ass Gears +5
#81 - >When she says she gives head 08/27/2015 on Kiss -1
#425 - If you die in the game your cat dies in real life 08/25/2015 on Prove you're not a bot or... 0
#105 - Explaining it to a girl is weird. The only time my balls have …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2015 on Age & S*x 0
User avatar #106 - gabsmatags (08/25/2015) [-]
That sounds like the same kind of pain that I get when I have sex too much. Like the best I can do is maybe once at the beginning of the day and then again at the end of the day, but without plenty of time to recuperate, it feels sore and it stings a lot, almost like the skin is raw or something even though it's not.
#103 - I mean it doesn't not get sore, but the biggest thing personal…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/25/2015 on Age & S*x 0
User avatar #104 - gabsmatags (08/25/2015) [-]
So what does that feel like? Feel welcome to ignore me if this is getting weird, but I'm extremely curious now. Is it like stomach pains when you haven't eaten?
User avatar #105 - cubanwhiteman (08/25/2015) [-]
Explaining it to a girl is weird. The only time my balls have given me 'stomach pains' is when they get kicked REALLY hard. Imagine having seriously bad diarhea and being starving at the same time. That's what a really hard ball kick is like.
But I can't really figure how to explain the whole cumming too much thing, except it hurts in the testicles, and if you have too much sex, your penis does actually hurt from friction.
User avatar #106 - gabsmatags (08/25/2015) [-]
That sounds like the same kind of pain that I get when I have sex too much. Like the best I can do is maybe once at the beginning of the day and then again at the end of the day, but without plenty of time to recuperate, it feels sore and it stings a lot, almost like the skin is raw or something even though it's not.
#101 - I don't know the science behind it, but if you make a guy cum …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/25/2015 on Age & S*x 0
User avatar #102 - gabsmatags (08/25/2015) [-]
Huh. You learn something new every day. I remember my ex saying that the one time he tried to have as much sex as he could in one day it started to hurt a lot, but I just figured it was soreness and friction.
User avatar #103 - cubanwhiteman (08/25/2015) [-]
I mean it doesn't not get sore, but the biggest thing personally is just running low on 'love nectar'
User avatar #104 - gabsmatags (08/25/2015) [-]
So what does that feel like? Feel welcome to ignore me if this is getting weird, but I'm extremely curious now. Is it like stomach pains when you haven't eaten?
User avatar #105 - cubanwhiteman (08/25/2015) [-]
Explaining it to a girl is weird. The only time my balls have given me 'stomach pains' is when they get kicked REALLY hard. Imagine having seriously bad diarhea and being starving at the same time. That's what a really hard ball kick is like.
But I can't really figure how to explain the whole cumming too much thing, except it hurts in the testicles, and if you have too much sex, your penis does actually hurt from friction.
User avatar #106 - gabsmatags (08/25/2015) [-]
That sounds like the same kind of pain that I get when I have sex too much. Like the best I can do is maybe once at the beginning of the day and then again at the end of the day, but without plenty of time to recuperate, it feels sore and it stings a lot, almost like the skin is raw or something even though it's not.
#99 - I thought you had a penis and you meant you ran out of cum.  [+] (7 new replies) 08/25/2015 on Age & S*x 0
User avatar #100 - gabsmatags (08/25/2015) [-]
... guys can run out of cum? How does that hurt? I am so confused.
User avatar #101 - cubanwhiteman (08/25/2015) [-]
I don't know the science behind it, but if you make a guy cum over and over, you'll see he has a lot less cum. I don't test how far it goes until I actually run out though.
User avatar #102 - gabsmatags (08/25/2015) [-]
Huh. You learn something new every day. I remember my ex saying that the one time he tried to have as much sex as he could in one day it started to hurt a lot, but I just figured it was soreness and friction.
User avatar #103 - cubanwhiteman (08/25/2015) [-]
I mean it doesn't not get sore, but the biggest thing personally is just running low on 'love nectar'
User avatar #104 - gabsmatags (08/25/2015) [-]
So what does that feel like? Feel welcome to ignore me if this is getting weird, but I'm extremely curious now. Is it like stomach pains when you haven't eaten?
User avatar #105 - cubanwhiteman (08/25/2015) [-]
Explaining it to a girl is weird. The only time my balls have given me 'stomach pains' is when they get kicked REALLY hard. Imagine having seriously bad diarhea and being starving at the same time. That's what a really hard ball kick is like.
But I can't really figure how to explain the whole cumming too much thing, except it hurts in the testicles, and if you have too much sex, your penis does actually hurt from friction.
User avatar #106 - gabsmatags (08/25/2015) [-]
That sounds like the same kind of pain that I get when I have sex too much. Like the best I can do is maybe once at the beginning of the day and then again at the end of the day, but without plenty of time to recuperate, it feels sore and it stings a lot, almost like the skin is raw or something even though it's not.

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User avatar #305 - yourmum (06/05/2015) [-]
hiihiihihihi
User avatar #300 - desacabose (07/29/2014) [-]
The femnist thing on tumblr is a satire account, try mentioning on that post and the op will block you
User avatar #301 to #300 - cubanwhiteman (07/29/2014) [-]
Oh I didn't know lol. I figured the whole 'Feminist furry' thing was a bit over the top.
User avatar #299 to #298 - cubanwhiteman (06/21/2014) [-]
I heard that's got tumors in it.
User avatar #291 - theflamingfire (12/31/2013) [-]
Are you a live streamer?
User avatar #292 to #291 - cubanwhiteman (01/01/2014) [-]
I would like to start streaming, but as of now, no, why?
User avatar #293 to #292 - theflamingfire (01/01/2014) [-]
Then who was in the video
User avatar #294 to #293 - cubanwhiteman (01/01/2014) [-]
PhantomL0rd, he's a streamer that everyone's talking about after the whole mass DDoS yesterday.
#296 to #294 - theflamingfire (01/01/2014) [-]
I just found a post on fj tops page damn im still reading why would they hate him that much they should be DDosing pewdiepie
User avatar #295 to #294 - theflamingfire (01/01/2014) [-]
A DDos on what?
#280 - shooptube (08/29/2013) [-]
Holy 			****		, i just realized you're still using the profile pic i made for you a long time ago
Holy **** , i just realized you're still using the profile pic i made for you a long time ago
User avatar #281 to #280 - cubanwhiteman (08/29/2013) [-]
Of course, why would I change it, it was beautiful.
#282 to #281 - shooptube (08/29/2013) [-]
Looking at it now though i hate the work i did on it
Looking at it now though i hate the work i did on it
User avatar #283 to #282 - cubanwhiteman (08/29/2013) [-]
Do you think you could maybe make a new one for me?
#284 to #283 - shooptube (08/29/2013) [-]
Yeah probably, what'cha looking for?
Yeah probably, what'cha looking for?
#285 to #284 - cubanwhiteman (08/29/2013) [-]
Cunt destroyer.
#286 to #285 - shooptube (08/29/2013) [-]
Standard caption text? Or something so fresh and fancy the queen of england will be trailer trash compared to it?
Standard caption text? Or something so fresh and fancy the queen of england will be trailer trash compared to it?
#287 to #286 - cubanwhiteman (08/29/2013) [-]
Something so fresh and fancy the freshest fresh prince of bel-air would have to reconsider his almighty freshness to be something similar to a bag of poo.
#288 to #287 - shooptube (08/29/2013) [-]
I'll work my magic then    
   
But that will have to come tomorrow i'm afraid
I'll work my magic then

But that will have to come tomorrow i'm afraid
#290 to #288 - cubanwhiteman (09/20/2013) [-]
You lie, good sir, I waited **** knows how long and I havent got shat
#289 to #288 - cubanwhiteman (08/29/2013) [-]
No problem, because I've decided I'll masturbate tonight.

Thank you again, my friend.
User avatar #279 - Dwarf (07/23/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolls 10** LE DUBS
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#275 to #274 - cubanwhiteman (01/03/2013) [-]
**cubanwhiteman rolls 350** Sup?
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User avatar #277 to #276 - cubanwhiteman (01/03/2013) [-]
Not goin to class.

You need a new brazzers account btw?
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#273 - jasonlaiyh (11/13/2012) [-]






Hey, thanks for the invite and the advices. =)
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User avatar #271 to #270 - cubanwhiteman (10/29/2012) [-]
That's not rude this is rude

lmgtfy.com/?q=Definition+of+rude
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#268 to #267 - cubanwhiteman (09/29/2012) [-]
When my internet is down is when you choose to say hello?
When my internet is down is when you choose to say hello?
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User avatar #265 - daghost (09/01/2012) [-]
Hey, Here's a proposition. I saw your tf2 fail. And I see that you are lacking a Gibus.

All one needs to do is dominate someone wearing the hat.
Add me on steam and we can work this out.
I can also get you Pyrovision goggles.
DaGhost520
User avatar #266 to #265 - cubanwhiteman (09/01/2012) [-]
I meant that I was trading MY gibus for something else. Woops.
#261 - torexofthenight (08/14/2012) [-]
Video is uploading, here is pictures of the aftermath.
User avatar #262 to #261 - cubanwhiteman (08/14/2012) [-]
Son, I am proud.
User avatar #263 to #262 - torexofthenight (08/14/2012) [-]
You wont be when you see the video, the quality is SOOOO crappy :l
#259 - timelordx (08/06/2012) [-]
Happy birthday! even though I'm a bit late....
#260 to #259 - cubanwhiteman (08/06/2012) [-]
I know it should be my birthday, but instead, I got YOU a present.
#239 - timelordx (08/01/2012) [-]
HoNk HoNk BrO! hOw WaS yOuR 			************		 dAt!
HoNk HoNk BrO! hOw WaS yOuR ************ dAt!
User avatar #241 to #239 - cubanwhiteman (08/01/2012) [-]
Sad to say, I've never read homestuck.
#242 to #241 - timelordx (08/01/2012) [-]
Oh WeLl, It'S nOt FoR eVeRyOnE iT's VeRy CoNfUsInG
Oh WeLl, It'S nOt FoR eVeRyOnE iT's VeRy CoNfUsInG
User avatar #243 to #242 - cubanwhiteman (08/01/2012) [-]
I've been playing minecraft, really.
#244 to #243 - timelordx (08/01/2012) [-]
Me ToO, oN xBoX oR cOmPuTeR?
Me ToO, oN xBoX oR cOmPuTeR?
User avatar #245 to #244 - cubanwhiteman (08/01/2012) [-]
Xbox, the computer version is gay as **** .... And I have both.
User avatar #246 to #245 - timelordx (08/01/2012) [-]
Yeah, the computer version sucks ass (ran out of Gamzee pics)
User avatar #247 to #246 - cubanwhiteman (08/01/2012) [-]
Wait... I just reversed what I meant to say.... I mean Computer, Xbox version is gay as **** .

I CANNOT BRAIN TODAY, I HAVE THE DUMBS.
User avatar #248 to #247 - timelordx (08/01/2012) [-]
Sorry but, I think the keyboard is to comfusing
User avatar #249 to #248 - cubanwhiteman (08/01/2012) [-]
I hate when you think someone doesn't reply to your message, so you never reply, but then you look back and see they did reply, and now you feel like an asshole.
User avatar #250 to #249 - timelordx (08/01/2012) [-]
Hey, man it's cool. FJ's been having problems lately.
User avatar #251 to #250 - cubanwhiteman (08/01/2012) [-]
Tell me about it :/
User avatar #252 to #251 - timelordx (08/01/2012) [-]
yeah, so whats up?
User avatar #253 to #252 - cubanwhiteman (08/01/2012) [-]
Waiting for the minecraft server I play to get updated.
User avatar #254 to #253 - timelordx (08/01/2012) [-]
I'm waiting too, for this god damn concert to start!
User avatar #255 to #254 - cubanwhiteman (08/01/2012) [-]
lol what concert?
#256 to #255 - timelordx (08/01/2012) [-]
Dude, I'm going to see Iron Maiden today! And let me tell you... I AM SPAZZING THE 			****		 OUT!
Dude, I'm going to see Iron Maiden today! And let me tell you... I AM SPAZZING THE **** OUT!
User avatar #257 to #256 - cubanwhiteman (08/01/2012) [-]
That's actually pretty badass.
I'm going to see porn today! and let me tell you... I'M FAPING THE HELL OUT
User avatar #258 to #257 - timelordx (08/01/2012) [-]
Pretty badass? that doesn't even describe it dude! ( god I wish I had my doctor folder right now!)
User avatar #240 to #239 - timelordx (08/01/2012) [-]
*dAy
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#228 to #227 - cubanwhiteman (07/22/2012) [-]
I haven't been on FJ in a long while, bromo. I've been in summer school, and the only free time i get, I try to spend seeing my girlfriend. How about you?
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User avatar #230 to #229 - cubanwhiteman (07/22/2012) [-]
Quick question, sir do you play minecraft?
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User avatar #232 to #231 - cubanwhiteman (07/22/2012) [-]
**** I wanted to invite you to mah server.
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User avatar #234 to #233 - cubanwhiteman (07/22/2012) [-]
Sad face. I been listening to wubstep and playing video games most summer anywho.
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#236 to #235 - cubanwhiteman (07/22/2012) [-]
>Only person who listens to dubstep, sober.   
   
*Sigh* I feel like a hipster fag :/ Yolo?
>Only person who listens to dubstep, sober.

*Sigh* I feel like a hipster fag :/ Yolo?
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User avatar #238 to #237 - cubanwhiteman (07/22/2012) [-]
Yay for me <3
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User avatar #219 - jaltor (07/09/2012) [-]
hey is that default or a different texture pack in your minecraft post with the no creeper sign? because it looks cool although it could just be graininess from photoshop..
User avatar #220 to #249 - cubanwhiteman (07/09/2012) [-]
Nice job noticing it, but no it's not photoshop. It's R3DCraft.
I used it in 128x. I can send you a link if you'd like.
User avatar #221 to #250 - jaltor (07/09/2012) [-]
yes that would be much appreciated :D
User avatar #224 to #251 - cubanwhiteman (07/09/2012) [-]
http://www . minecraftforum . net/topic/12w25-32x-64x-128x-256x-512x-%E2%97%96%E2%97%96-r3dcraft-%E 2%97%97%E2%97%97-default-realism-85-done/
User avatar #223 to #251 - cubanwhiteman (07/09/2012) [-]
[url deleted] E2%97%97%E2%97%97-default-realism-85-done/
User avatar #222 to #251 - cubanwhiteman (07/09/2012) [-]
I used the 128px version. It's great.


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#225 to #252 - jaltor (07/09/2012) [-]
thanks it looks great
User avatar #209 - Bluecoolman (04/29/2012) [-]
By any chance could you turn that comic into a comp? c:
User avatar #210 to #239 - cubanwhiteman (05/05/2012) [-]
Which comic?
User avatar #211 to #240 - Bluecoolman (05/05/2012) [-]
Some comic you posted on an **** post
I honestly cant remember what now XDD
User avatar #212 to #241 - cubanwhiteman (05/06/2012) [-]
Was it about yoko? I've got a couple of different comics and only remember only posting yoko on FJ.
User avatar #213 to #242 - Bluecoolman (05/06/2012) [-]
OH
Yeah, It was the Yoko one.
#214 to #243 - cubanwhiteman (05/06/2012) [-]
I'll post it in a bit. I'll tell ya when.
I'll post it in a bit. I'll tell ya when.
User avatar #215 to #244 - Bluecoolman (05/06/2012) [-]
Thanks :D
#216 to #245 - cubanwhiteman (05/06/2012) [-]
Warning, may take longer than expected...
User avatar #217 to #246 - Bluecoolman (05/06/2012) [-]
S'all good :D
User avatar #206 - pinkimina (04/06/2012) [-]
I think you're account name would be more appropriate if it were " ******* awesome cool guy"
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User avatar #204 to #232 - cubanwhiteman (04/01/2012) [-]
And you didn't bother to screen cap? D:
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