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#42 - Thanks, Decode, for being able to Decode that joke for me. … 4 hours ago on Eiffel Tower 0
#13 - When you're just about to ******* start talking..…  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on Good Guy Greg +3
User avatar #15 - givememoarpony (12 hours ago) [-]
and when those loud people ask you "what were you saying?" and right after you start talking they shit out their own opinions about what they think you said before you said it... i feel like tearing my skin out just thinking about it. it's like trying to talk to alex jones.
#18 - Too bad he can only see half of it.  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on I agree 0
#23 - pointlessroller (12 hours ago) [-]
...Hawkeye has both of his eyes. The guy with the eye patch is Nick Fury.
#29 - Yeah? Then how'd they record it? Atheists: 0 Christians: 1 12 hours ago on Sort out your s**t... -1
#25 - Decode please explain. I dont french.  [+] (4 new replies) 12 hours ago on Eiffel Tower +3
#29 - anonymous (12 hours ago) [-]
Hello
Do you speak French?
Yes Yes Baguette Eiffel Tower
No
No No
#28 - Decode (12 hours ago) [-]
Sure just let me reach into my arse for the translation

Nigga do I look like I speak french?! Obviously it's something about bread and surrendering

Yeah I'm like 99.9% sure it's about surrendering to bread or some shit, while over the Eiffel tower

There ya go mate, always happy to help
#42 - cubanwhiteman (4 hours ago) [-]
Thanks, Decode, for being able to Decode that joke for me.

You're even better than jokeexplain!
User avatar #30 - goreglash (11 hours ago) [-]
Thank you so much.
#3 - Read it from bottom to top. 16 hours ago on I had a nice dream +41
#155 - Was this game on pc as well? I played it on mobile but it was … 21 hours ago on Im Home 0
#154 - Truth be told the real cancer are the people thumbing you down… 21 hours ago on Im Home +1
#74 - Made me have to watch this right after. 23 hours ago on When I miss my flight. 0
#62 - We don't have to say it anymore, it's the same as saying "… 04/18/2014 on jesus take the wheel +2

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User avatar #291 - theflamingfire ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
Are you a live streamer?
User avatar #292 to #291 - cubanwhiteman (01/01/2014) [-]
I would like to start streaming, but as of now, no, why?
User avatar #293 to #292 - theflamingfire ONLINE (01/01/2014) [-]
Then who was in the video
User avatar #294 to #293 - cubanwhiteman (01/01/2014) [-]
PhantomL0rd, he's a streamer that everyone's talking about after the whole mass DDoS yesterday.
#296 to #294 - theflamingfire ONLINE (01/01/2014) [-]
I just found a post on fj tops page damn im still reading why would they hate him that much they should be DDosing pewdiepie
User avatar #295 to #294 - theflamingfire ONLINE (01/01/2014) [-]
A DDos on what?
#280 - shooptube ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
Holy 						****					, i just realized you're still using the profile pic i made for you a long time ago
Holy **** , i just realized you're still using the profile pic i made for you a long time ago
User avatar #281 to #280 - cubanwhiteman (08/29/2013) [-]
Of course, why would I change it, it was beautiful.
#282 to #281 - shooptube ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
Looking at it now though i hate the work i did on it
Looking at it now though i hate the work i did on it
User avatar #283 to #282 - cubanwhiteman (08/29/2013) [-]
Do you think you could maybe make a new one for me?
#284 to #283 - shooptube ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
Yeah probably, what'cha looking for?
Yeah probably, what'cha looking for?
#286 to #285 - shooptube ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
Standard caption text? Or something so fresh and fancy the queen of england will be trailer trash compared to it?
Standard caption text? Or something so fresh and fancy the queen of england will be trailer trash compared to it?
#287 to #286 - cubanwhiteman (08/29/2013) [-]
Something so fresh and fancy the freshest fresh prince of bel-air would have to reconsider his almighty freshness to be something similar to a bag of poo.
#288 to #287 - shooptube ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
I'll work my magic then    
   
But that will have to come tomorrow i'm afraid
I'll work my magic then

But that will have to come tomorrow i'm afraid
#290 to #288 - cubanwhiteman (09/20/2013) [-]
You lie, good sir, I waited **** knows how long and I havent got shat
#289 to #288 - cubanwhiteman (08/29/2013) [-]
No problem, because I've decided I'll ********** tonight.

Thank you again, my friend.
User avatar #279 - Dwarf (07/23/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolls 10** LE DUBS
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#275 to #274 - cubanwhiteman (01/03/2013) [-]
**cubanwhiteman rolls 350** Sup?
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User avatar #277 to #276 - cubanwhiteman (01/03/2013) [-]
Not goin to class.

You need a new brazzers account btw?
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#273 - jasonlaiyh (11/13/2012) [-]






Hey, thanks for the invite and the advices. =)
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User avatar #271 to #270 - cubanwhiteman (10/29/2012) [-]
That's not rude this is rude

lmgtfy.com/?q=Definition+of+rude
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#268 to #267 - cubanwhiteman (09/29/2012) [-]
When my internet is down is when you choose to say hello?
When my internet is down is when you choose to say hello?
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User avatar #265 - daghost (09/01/2012) [-]
Hey, Here's a proposition. I saw your tf2 fail. And I see that you are lacking a Gibus.

All one needs to do is dominate someone wearing the hat.
Add me on steam and we can work this out.
I can also get you Pyrovision goggles.
DaGhost520
User avatar #266 to #265 - cubanwhiteman (09/01/2012) [-]
I meant that I was trading MY gibus for something else. Woops.
#261 - torexofthenight (08/14/2012) [-]
Video is uploading, here is pictures of the aftermath.
User avatar #262 to #261 - cubanwhiteman (08/14/2012) [-]
Son, I am proud.
User avatar #263 to #262 - torexofthenight (08/14/2012) [-]
You wont be when you see the video, the quality is SOOOO crappy :l
#259 - timelordx (08/06/2012) [-]
Happy birthday! even though I'm a bit late....
#260 to #259 - cubanwhiteman (08/06/2012) [-]
I know it should be my birthday, but instead, I got YOU a present.
#239 - timelordx (08/01/2012) [-]
HoNk HoNk BrO! hOw WaS yOuR 						************					 dAt!
HoNk HoNk BrO! hOw WaS yOuR ************ dAt!
User avatar #241 to #239 - cubanwhiteman (08/01/2012) [-]
Sad to say, I've never read homestuck.
#242 to #241 - timelordx (08/01/2012) [-]
Oh WeLl, It'S nOt FoR eVeRyOnE iT's VeRy CoNfUsInG
Oh WeLl, It'S nOt FoR eVeRyOnE iT's VeRy CoNfUsInG
User avatar #243 to #242 - cubanwhiteman (08/01/2012) [-]
I've been playing minecraft, really.
#244 to #243 - timelordx (08/01/2012) [-]
Me ToO, oN xBoX oR cOmPuTeR?
Me ToO, oN xBoX oR cOmPuTeR?
User avatar #245 to #244 - cubanwhiteman (08/01/2012) [-]
Xbox, the computer version is gay as **** .... And I have both.
User avatar #246 to #245 - timelordx (08/01/2012) [-]
Yeah, the computer version sucks ass (ran out of Gamzee pics)
User avatar #247 to #246 - cubanwhiteman (08/01/2012) [-]
Wait... I just reversed what I meant to say.... I mean Computer, Xbox version is gay as **** .

I CANNOT BRAIN TODAY, I HAVE THE DUMBS.
User avatar #248 to #247 - timelordx (08/01/2012) [-]
Sorry but, I think the keyboard is to comfusing
User avatar #249 to #248 - cubanwhiteman (08/01/2012) [-]
I hate when you think someone doesn't reply to your message, so you never reply, but then you look back and see they did reply, and now you feel like an ******* .
User avatar #250 to #249 - timelordx (08/01/2012) [-]
Hey, man it's cool. FJ's been having problems lately.
User avatar #251 to #250 - cubanwhiteman (08/01/2012) [-]
Tell me about it :/
User avatar #252 to #251 - timelordx (08/01/2012) [-]
yeah, so whats up?
User avatar #253 to #252 - cubanwhiteman (08/01/2012) [-]
Waiting for the minecraft server I play to get updated.
User avatar #254 to #253 - timelordx (08/01/2012) [-]
I'm waiting too, for this god damn concert to start!
User avatar #255 to #254 - cubanwhiteman (08/01/2012) [-]
lol what concert?
#256 to #255 - timelordx (08/01/2012) [-]
Dude, I'm going to see Iron Maiden today! And let me tell you... I AM SPAZZING THE 						****					 OUT!
Dude, I'm going to see Iron Maiden today! And let me tell you... I AM SPAZZING THE **** OUT!
User avatar #257 to #256 - cubanwhiteman (08/01/2012) [-]
That's actually pretty badass.
I'm going to see porn today! and let me tell you... I'M FAPING THE HELL OUT
User avatar #258 to #257 - timelordx (08/01/2012) [-]
Pretty badass? that doesn't even describe it dude! ( god I wish I had my doctor folder right now!)
User avatar #240 to #239 - timelordx (08/01/2012) [-]
*dAy
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#228 to #227 - cubanwhiteman (07/22/2012) [-]
I haven't been on FJ in a long while, bromo. I've been in summer school, and the only free time i get, I try to spend seeing my girlfriend. How about you?
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User avatar #230 to #229 - cubanwhiteman (07/22/2012) [-]
Quick question, sir do you play minecraft?
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User avatar #232 to #231 - cubanwhiteman (07/22/2012) [-]
**** I wanted to invite you to mah server.
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User avatar #234 to #233 - cubanwhiteman (07/22/2012) [-]
Sad face. I been listening to wubstep and playing video games most summer anywho.
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#236 to #235 - cubanwhiteman (07/22/2012) [-]
>Only person who listens to dubstep, sober.   
   
*Sigh* I feel like a hipster fag :/ Yolo?
>Only person who listens to dubstep, sober.

*Sigh* I feel like a hipster fag :/ Yolo?
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User avatar #238 to #237 - cubanwhiteman (07/22/2012) [-]
Yay for me <3
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User avatar #219 - jaltor (07/09/2012) [-]
hey is that default or a different texture pack in your minecraft post with the no creeper sign? because it looks cool although it could just be graininess from photoshop..
User avatar #220 to #249 - cubanwhiteman (07/09/2012) [-]
Nice job noticing it, but no it's not photoshop. It's R3DCraft.
I used it in 128x. I can send you a link if you'd like.
User avatar #221 to #250 - jaltor (07/09/2012) [-]
yes that would be much appreciated :D
User avatar #224 to #251 - cubanwhiteman (07/09/2012) [-]
http://www . minecraftforum . net/topic/12w25-32x-64x-128x-256x-512x-%E2%97%96%E2%97%96-r3dcraft-%E 2%97%97%E2%97%97-default-realism-85-done/
User avatar #223 to #251 - cubanwhiteman (07/09/2012) [-]
[url deleted] E2%97%97%E2%97%97-default-realism-85-done/
User avatar #222 to #251 - cubanwhiteman (07/09/2012) [-]
I used the 128px version. It's great.


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#225 to #252 - jaltor (07/09/2012) [-]
thanks it looks great
User avatar #209 - Bluecoolman (04/29/2012) [-]
By any chance could you turn that comic into a comp? c:
User avatar #210 to #239 - cubanwhiteman (05/05/2012) [-]
Which comic?
User avatar #211 to #240 - Bluecoolman (05/05/2012) [-]
Some comic you posted on an NSFW post
I honestly cant remember what now XDD
User avatar #212 to #241 - cubanwhiteman (05/06/2012) [-]
Was it about yoko? I've got a couple of different comics and only remember only posting yoko on FJ.
User avatar #213 to #242 - Bluecoolman (05/06/2012) [-]
OH
Yeah, It was the Yoko one.
#214 to #243 - cubanwhiteman (05/06/2012) [-]
I'll post it in a bit. I'll tell ya when.
I'll post it in a bit. I'll tell ya when.
User avatar #215 to #244 - Bluecoolman (05/06/2012) [-]
Thanks :D
#216 to #245 - cubanwhiteman (05/06/2012) [-]
Warning, may take longer than expected...
User avatar #217 to #246 - Bluecoolman (05/06/2012) [-]
S'all good :D
User avatar #206 - pinkimina (04/06/2012) [-]
I think you're account name would be more appropriate if it were " ******* awesome cool guy"
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User avatar #204 to #232 - cubanwhiteman (04/01/2012) [-]
And you didn't bother to screen cap? D:
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#200 - jingleforth (03/31/2012) [-]
...I wake up with the screams of slaughtered men in my head..
#201 to #229 - jingleforth (03/31/2012) [-]
..And the worst part is..
#202 to #230 - jingleforth (03/31/2012) [-]
Their death was my doing...
#208 to #231 - cubanwhiteman (04/13/2012) [-]
And their rape was mine.
User avatar #196 - HankHillITellUWhat (02/12/2012) [-]
Im BACK
User avatar #197 to #225 - cubanwhiteman (02/12/2012) [-]
HOORAY.
User avatar #198 to #226 - HankHillITellUWhat (02/13/2012) [-]
I know thats sarcastic but **** .
#199 to #227 - cubanwhiteman (02/13/2012) [-]
I didn't imply sarcasm.. but okay...
User avatar #195 - shayschamp (02/07/2012) [-]
Hey, do you know how to make it so you click a link and it makes you subscribed to the person you got the link from? (if that makes any sense)
User avatar #218 to #224 - cubanwhiteman (06/09/2012) [-]
You click subscribe.
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