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    Adoption pt. 1 Adoption pt. 1
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#44 - Listen dude, all I'm saying is that maybe people could try not…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Hypocrisy of Fat Activism +2
#83 - rumpadump (07/19/2014) [-]
You absolutely SHOULD be a dick to fat people whenever you get the chance. The same goes for smokers. The amount of money in the UK that goes towards treating their fat problems is a huge drain on the NHS and could be easily solved - by not being so fucking fat.
#45 - darkspineshadow (07/19/2014) [-]
I hope you mean in general because if so, then you've got no idea how edgy people get when they've got anonymity and how pointless it is to ask people not to be dicks. If not, then you'd be suggesting that people shouldn't be dicks to fat people only and that doesn't make sense either.
#72 - anonymous (07/19/2014) [-]
i see you didn't get it
#31 - Here's the thing though, everyone makes fun of fat people. Des…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Hypocrisy of Fat Activism +15
#42 - darkspineshadow (07/19/2014) [-]
Lose weight. It's not hard.

There are plenty of things that people get shit for about themselves that they can't change. Race, height, facial features, scars, disabilities. If you can lose the weight, then you've got nothing to complain about. You can change your weight. Why should you change? It's unhealthy. If you don't give a fuck that you're going to get sent to an early grave, then you shouldn't give a fuck about people calling you a Fatty McFatFat Fuck.

If you've got a medical issue that prevents you from losing weight, then God dealt you a shit hand, deal with it, God dealt shitty hands to a lot of people in this world, but most fat people that I've come across don't have a medical condition other than Can'tPutDownTheForkitis. No, we don't live a perfect world where everyone is going to be nice to each other about everything, but we're not going to cuddle you when people ridicule you about something that can't be fixed because you don't deserve any more sympathy than those who get insulted because of things that they can't change either.
#44 - crutoncrazy (07/19/2014) [-]
Listen dude, all I'm saying is that maybe people could try not being dicks.
#83 - rumpadump (07/19/2014) [-]
You absolutely SHOULD be a dick to fat people whenever you get the chance. The same goes for smokers. The amount of money in the UK that goes towards treating their fat problems is a huge drain on the NHS and could be easily solved - by not being so fucking fat.
#45 - darkspineshadow (07/19/2014) [-]
I hope you mean in general because if so, then you've got no idea how edgy people get when they've got anonymity and how pointless it is to ask people not to be dicks. If not, then you'd be suggesting that people shouldn't be dicks to fat people only and that doesn't make sense either.
#72 - anonymous (07/19/2014) [-]
i see you didn't get it
User avatar #40 - Endofzeeworld (07/19/2014) [-]
Yes and no. I quite fat myself, and while I don't like being made fun of, I think that as long as I am unhealthy I shouldn't feel ok about my body. We shouldn't tell fat people that they're ugly, just that they are unhealthy.
User avatar #41 - Endofzeeworld (07/19/2014) [-]
am quite fat*
#6552 - Figure out how I feel about things, at least.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #6561 - drgilby (07/18/2014) [-]
I agree you are the one who can help yourself the most, but with regards to your feelings about things, forget about them, faith is about healing and helping not nessesarily understanding I think

Hope youre alright and hope I didnt confuse you more or anything

#6551 - Maybe I just need to accept that many things have no other rea…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #6552 - crutoncrazy (07/18/2014) [-]
Figure out how I feel about things, at least.
User avatar #6561 - drgilby (07/18/2014) [-]
I agree you are the one who can help yourself the most, but with regards to your feelings about things, forget about them, faith is about healing and helping not nessesarily understanding I think

Hope youre alright and hope I didnt confuse you more or anything

#6541 - Well I grew up in private Christian schools and went to church…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #6548 - drgilby (07/18/2014) [-]
I see where youre coming from, and perhaps what you need is to give yourself some time not to find your belief but to get in touch with the faith again, this doesnt nesseserily mean read the bible more and immerse yourself in religion (unless you feel thats where you can find some answers), I feel it means you need to give yourself some time to think about how you feel god works, you are searching for answers where there may be none

Now I know I am not a religious person but I get a little bothered when people say things happen for a reason, your achievements are a result of yourself, you had a choice at any point in your life to be whatever you want but god made you YOU and that may explain your choices, all the horrible and terrible things that happen on this planet are not a result of god, they are result of god people... I hope this is making sense you may feel your are loosing your faith in god becasue of these bad things or/and what people say but what people forget is that god is responsible for the start of life, part of YOUR life (aka you have passions becasue of what makes you YOU) but not the end, people die not becasue god made it so but becasue the people killing them made it so, and that will be with them for their lives making them who they are today

I guess what I am trying to get at is you may feel you are loosing faith but its only becasue, maybe, you are holding religion responsible rather than people, I feel religious people are people agnostic people like I am should aspire to be but instead I find a lot of people are preachy and dont see it for what it is meant to be, scripture can help you find your way but will always be YOUR way and very different to others

I also think its worth mentioning loosing faith is not a bad thing, its meerly a reflection of paths laid out for you

Did I help at all? Any other questions?







User avatar #6551 - crutoncrazy (07/18/2014) [-]
Maybe I just need to accept that many things have no other reason aside from some human making them so. That was helpful. However, I don't think anyone could really help drastically, I'm just going to have to figure everything out.
User avatar #6552 - crutoncrazy (07/18/2014) [-]
Figure out how I feel about things, at least.
User avatar #6561 - drgilby (07/18/2014) [-]
I agree you are the one who can help yourself the most, but with regards to your feelings about things, forget about them, faith is about healing and helping not nessesarily understanding I think

Hope youre alright and hope I didnt confuse you more or anything

#3985 - **crutoncrazy rolls 959,857,393** 07/18/2014 on Roll for Red +2
#6530 - 18 year old full-time student here. One of the more troub…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #6536 - drgilby (07/18/2014) [-]
Hi there, I am agnostic myself and may not seem like the best person to talk to but through my girlfriend I have had to talk and sort out alot of issues involving religion.

Its a bit of a difficult subject to talk about as lots of people have different definitions but ill try my best, I guess the first thing I gotta ask is do you feel you are loosing your faith or your belief..... if religion has been there for you in tough times why do you feel you are loosing it? Is it becasue of how you feel towards it or more the people around you?

For example... my partner is christian and she has faith and beieves in god, that doesn't bother me at all despite my sceptisism becasue it means she aspire to be what she deems a christian person, in other words a good person, she feels it means to be a selfless person with other peoples interests at heart, she is still human though and has to take moments to help herself and be selfish sometimes and alot of the issues she has with her religion is how other people describe religion to her, like saying she cant have sex b4 marriage, ect

But we both concluded exerting your faith on others is not christian or religious in anyway, it ignores the interests of others and is incredibly selfish I say this becasue if you feel you are loosing your FAITH (not belief) becasue of the way others define a religious person then all you need to do is stop listening to what others say and listen to what your heart says or ... god says

Like I said I am agnostic, I dont rule out the idea of a god becasue there is no proof that EVERYTHING is NOT a result of god, it truly could be Come back to me as to how you feel about your situation if you want and Ill try to help you out





User avatar #6541 - crutoncrazy (07/18/2014) [-]
Well I grew up in private Christian schools and went to church multiple times a week and I really liked it. The people are great, of course they all make mistakes and false judgments and things of that nature, but people do that regardless of whether or not they're religious. I just look back to all the times I would read The Bible and how it just felt like any other book with good advice. How I'd lay in bed and pray and pray, but it only felt like I was talking to myself alone in a room. It felt like nothing. I felt no presence, no love, nothing. I think that there could be a God that created the earth, however I don't know if he loves us or not, or if he has his hands on earth at all or maybe just sits back and watches it all happen. Too many bad things happen on this earth for a God to be here. People tell me, "Oh God has a purpose for all things, that's why you passed your psych exam." Well then why the fuck do innocent children die? You really think God made sure I passed my exam while he let babies starve to death? I just don't see it.
User avatar #6548 - drgilby (07/18/2014) [-]
I see where youre coming from, and perhaps what you need is to give yourself some time not to find your belief but to get in touch with the faith again, this doesnt nesseserily mean read the bible more and immerse yourself in religion (unless you feel thats where you can find some answers), I feel it means you need to give yourself some time to think about how you feel god works, you are searching for answers where there may be none

Now I know I am not a religious person but I get a little bothered when people say things happen for a reason, your achievements are a result of yourself, you had a choice at any point in your life to be whatever you want but god made you YOU and that may explain your choices, all the horrible and terrible things that happen on this planet are not a result of god, they are result of god people... I hope this is making sense you may feel your are loosing your faith in god becasue of these bad things or/and what people say but what people forget is that god is responsible for the start of life, part of YOUR life (aka you have passions becasue of what makes you YOU) but not the end, people die not becasue god made it so but becasue the people killing them made it so, and that will be with them for their lives making them who they are today

I guess what I am trying to get at is you may feel you are loosing faith but its only becasue, maybe, you are holding religion responsible rather than people, I feel religious people are people agnostic people like I am should aspire to be but instead I find a lot of people are preachy and dont see it for what it is meant to be, scripture can help you find your way but will always be YOUR way and very different to others

I also think its worth mentioning loosing faith is not a bad thing, its meerly a reflection of paths laid out for you

Did I help at all? Any other questions?







User avatar #6551 - crutoncrazy (07/18/2014) [-]
Maybe I just need to accept that many things have no other reason aside from some human making them so. That was helpful. However, I don't think anyone could really help drastically, I'm just going to have to figure everything out.
User avatar #6552 - crutoncrazy (07/18/2014) [-]
Figure out how I feel about things, at least.
User avatar #6561 - drgilby (07/18/2014) [-]
I agree you are the one who can help yourself the most, but with regards to your feelings about things, forget about them, faith is about healing and helping not nessesarily understanding I think

Hope youre alright and hope I didnt confuse you more or anything

#54 - Nebraska does things right. 07/13/2014 on (OC) Simple State Comp:... +1
#23 - Why did they make all of the alternatives rhyme? The original doesn't.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2014 on Alternate Phrases are awesome. 0
User avatar #35 - finblob (07/13/2014) [-]
RHYMING MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER
HITLER KILLING you're JEWS?
WRITE A POEM
#1143 - **crutoncrazy rolled image ** 07/10/2014 on fj prison 0

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User avatar #60 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #57 - manwiththevoice (06/14/2014) [-]
how did i get here i only wanted to check my emails
User avatar #58 to #57 - crutoncrazy (06/14/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk demands your full attention. There is no escape.
#56 - aerosol (03/21/2014) [-]
[suspense intensifies]
#54 - aerosol (03/20/2014) [-]
That was the wrong link by the way...   
www.funnyjunk.com/untitled/funny-pictures/5062935/
That was the wrong link by the way...
www.funnyjunk.com/untitled/funny-pictures/5062935/
User avatar #55 to #54 - aerosol (03/20/2014) [-]
You should get in on that first link though
#43 to #42 - crutoncrazy (03/19/2014) [-]
Your profile stalking has lead to a beautiful new friendship!
#44 to #43 - aerosol (03/19/2014) [-]
Woohoo! It's mostly because I have an over developed sense of curiosity. Glad this worked out because normally it just causes embarrassing accidents.
mfw
#45 to #44 - crutoncrazy (03/19/2014) [-]
I do too, I think I just know how to hide it better than you do.
User avatar #46 to #45 - aerosol (03/19/2014) [-]
Teach me your ways master

To be honest I was going through that post and noticed the shitload of women posting there. I'm not trying to be a creep, but it's just interesting to see them all finally coming out of the woodwork and enjoying it no less .
#47 to #46 - crutoncrazy (03/19/2014) [-]
Usually when we emerge from our clever mustache/penis disguises and say something about the fact we are actually women, we get labeled thumbwhores, attention whores, and every other kind of whore in the book so we tend to play our cards pretty close to the vest.

Pic related. If you mention being a girl.
User avatar #48 to #47 - aerosol (03/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, it kinda sucks because there's some pretty funny girls here. I usually try to stick up for them because I think I know what it's like to feel like I don't quite fit in. Not the most popular decision I've ever made but I do meet a lot of interesting people that way. Besides, I think if people from other sites knew how many charismatic, attractive people actually came here, we'd get a lot more traffic.
User avatar #49 to #48 - crutoncrazy (03/19/2014) [-]
You know, you're right. Although I kind of like the thought of us, despite some being attractive muscular gods, some being hideous sniveling neckbeards all coming together as internet recluses sharing funnies and feels and whatnot. We are the people of Funnyjunk and I just feel a bit of sentiment and comfort in assuming that we're all equally pathetic introverts, even though I know we all aren't.
#50 to #49 - aerosol (03/19/2014) [-]
We are on the inside
I love it
User avatar #52 to #51 - aerosol (03/19/2014) [-]
Though, you've got to admit, this place is changing a bit. For the better if you ask me.
User avatar #53 to #52 - crutoncrazy (03/19/2014) [-]
Definitely. Admin has become a great leader.
#23 - vinyls (08/17/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #24 to #23 - crutoncrazy (08/24/2012) [-]
Like I haven't seen that before.
User avatar #16 - samezrayoung (06/15/2012) [-]
just going to leave this here. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV1aQT40ES8
User avatar #18 to #23 - crutoncrazy (06/22/2012) [-]
Lovely, and for why reason has it been left here?
User avatar #20 to #25 - samezrayoung (06/22/2012) [-]
I am not sure, it just came to me. but feel special as I only sent it to you.
User avatar #12 - therulethirtyfour (05/18/2012) [-]
So I hear it's your birthday.
User avatar #13 to #18 - crutoncrazy (05/18/2012) [-]
You heard right.
#14 to #19 - therulethirtyfour (05/19/2012) [-]
Then have this.
User avatar #15 to #20 - crutoncrazy (05/19/2012) [-]
Why thank you. I accept gladly.
#9 - strychnine (03/13/2012) [-]
cool avatar you got.
User avatar #10 to #15 - crutoncrazy (03/13/2012) [-]
Why thank you... Toasty, no?
#11 to #16 - strychnine (03/13/2012) [-]
it's hypnotizing. lol
it's hypnotizing. lol
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