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Date Signed Up:12/30/2010
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    Adoption pt. 1 Adoption pt. 1
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    Adoption pt. 2 Adoption pt. 2
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    Sorry Shaune... Sorry Shaune...

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#149 - Picture 10/15/2014 on Ken M Comp 0
#350 - "dangerously Irish" 09/29/2014 on Cringe comp numbruh 2 0
#188 - Maybe it's just me, but this one wasn't even funny, just mean.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/23/2014 on Fat Shaming Friday Comp +1
User avatar #227 - magicmace (08/23/2014) [-]
It's mostly just because they're comparing some one who is slightly too skinny to some one who is slightly too fat.

It's like putting a shorter person next to a taller person. Taller person will look gigantic.
#203 - paranoidzoid (08/23/2014) [-]
she could have a pretty face
User avatar #197 - drakenumen (08/23/2014) [-]
She isn't even that fat, it's really not much of a joke
#193 - hankhillofthe (08/23/2014) [-]
Me, neither.
#29 - Everyone's all like "You don't even have to do anything w…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/15/2014 on someone would really do... +6
User avatar #46 - thenightmarechild (08/15/2014) [-]
To play devil's advocate, I remember a story of a guy who slept with a 17 year old, and he himself was 17. Unfortunately he had to register as a sex offender, and the girl he 'raped' is now married to him.

Also I'm fairly certain he had to serve prison time, which sucks.
#62 - teddybearlove (08/15/2014) [-]
i like people that play devils advocate. You da real MVP!
#2712 - **crutoncrazy rolls 061,493,203** Roll like the wind, baby. 08/15/2014 on Win a $50 visa card 0
#3836 - **crutoncrazy rolls 724,342** 08/14/2014 on Roll for Purple Text 0
#420 - My uncle is a firefighter in Tiburon where he lived and was pa… 08/12/2014 on R.I.P. +1
#44 - Listen dude, all I'm saying is that maybe people could try not…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Hypocrisy of Fat Activism +2
#83 - rumpadump (07/19/2014) [-]
You absolutely SHOULD be a dick to fat people whenever you get the chance. The same goes for smokers. The amount of money in the UK that goes towards treating their fat problems is a huge drain on the NHS and could be easily solved - by not being so fucking fat.
#45 - darkspineshadow (07/19/2014) [-]
I hope you mean in general because if so, then you've got no idea how edgy people get when they've got anonymity and how pointless it is to ask people not to be dicks. If not, then you'd be suggesting that people shouldn't be dicks to fat people only and that doesn't make sense either.
#72 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/19/2014) [-]
i see you didn't get it
#31 - Here's the thing though, everyone makes fun of fat people. Des…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Hypocrisy of Fat Activism +15
#42 - darkspineshadow (07/19/2014) [-]
Lose weight. It's not hard.

There are plenty of things that people get shit for about themselves that they can't change. Race, height, facial features, scars, disabilities. If you can lose the weight, then you've got nothing to complain about. You can change your weight. Why should you change? It's unhealthy. If you don't give a fuck that you're going to get sent to an early grave, then you shouldn't give a fuck about people calling you a Fatty McFatFat Fuck.

If you've got a medical issue that prevents you from losing weight, then God dealt you a shit hand, deal with it, God dealt shitty hands to a lot of people in this world, but most fat people that I've come across don't have a medical condition other than Can'tPutDownTheForkitis. No, we don't live a perfect world where everyone is going to be nice to each other about everything, but we're not going to cuddle you when people ridicule you about something that can't be fixed because you don't deserve any more sympathy than those who get insulted because of things that they can't change either.
#44 - crutoncrazy (07/19/2014) [-]
Listen dude, all I'm saying is that maybe people could try not being dicks.
#83 - rumpadump (07/19/2014) [-]
You absolutely SHOULD be a dick to fat people whenever you get the chance. The same goes for smokers. The amount of money in the UK that goes towards treating their fat problems is a huge drain on the NHS and could be easily solved - by not being so fucking fat.
#45 - darkspineshadow (07/19/2014) [-]
I hope you mean in general because if so, then you've got no idea how edgy people get when they've got anonymity and how pointless it is to ask people not to be dicks. If not, then you'd be suggesting that people shouldn't be dicks to fat people only and that doesn't make sense either.
#72 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/19/2014) [-]
i see you didn't get it
User avatar #40 - Endofzeeworld (07/19/2014) [-]
Yes and no. I quite fat myself, and while I don't like being made fun of, I think that as long as I am unhealthy I shouldn't feel ok about my body. We shouldn't tell fat people that they're ugly, just that they are unhealthy.
User avatar #41 - Endofzeeworld (07/19/2014) [-]
am quite fat*
#6552 - Figure out how I feel about things, at least.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #6561 - drgilby (07/18/2014) [-]
I agree you are the one who can help yourself the most, but with regards to your feelings about things, forget about them, faith is about healing and helping not nessesarily understanding I think

Hope youre alright and hope I didnt confuse you more or anything


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#61 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #60 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #57 - manwiththevoice (06/14/2014) [-]
how did i get here i only wanted to check my emails
User avatar #58 to #57 - crutoncrazy (06/14/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk demands your full attention. There is no escape.
#56 - aerosol (03/21/2014) [-]
[suspense intensifies]
#54 - aerosol (03/20/2014) [-]
That was the wrong link by the way...   
www.funnyjunk.com/untitled/funny-pictures/5062935/
That was the wrong link by the way...
www.funnyjunk.com/untitled/funny-pictures/5062935/
User avatar #55 to #54 - aerosol (03/20/2014) [-]
You should get in on that first link though
#43 to #42 - crutoncrazy (03/19/2014) [-]
Your profile stalking has lead to a beautiful new friendship!
#44 to #43 - aerosol (03/19/2014) [-]
Woohoo! It's mostly because I have an over developed sense of curiosity. Glad this worked out because normally it just causes embarrassing accidents.
mfw
#45 to #44 - crutoncrazy (03/19/2014) [-]
I do too, I think I just know how to hide it better than you do.
User avatar #46 to #45 - aerosol (03/19/2014) [-]
Teach me your ways master

To be honest I was going through that post and noticed the ******** of women posting there. I'm not trying to be a creep, but it's just interesting to see them all finally coming out of the woodwork and enjoying it no less .
#47 to #46 - crutoncrazy (03/19/2014) [-]
Usually when we emerge from our clever mustache/penis disguises and say something about the fact we are actually women, we get labeled thumbwhores, attention whores, and every other kind of whore in the book so we tend to play our cards pretty close to the vest.

Pic related. If you mention being a girl.
User avatar #48 to #47 - aerosol (03/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, it kinda sucks because there's some pretty funny girls here. I usually try to stick up for them because I think I know what it's like to feel like I don't quite fit in. Not the most popular decision I've ever made but I do meet a lot of interesting people that way. Besides, I think if people from other sites knew how many charismatic, attractive people actually came here, we'd get a lot more traffic.
User avatar #49 to #48 - crutoncrazy (03/19/2014) [-]
You know, you're right. Although I kind of like the thought of us, despite some being attractive muscular gods, some being hideous sniveling neckbeards all coming together as internet recluses sharing funnies and feels and whatnot. We are the people of Funnyjunk and I just feel a bit of sentiment and comfort in assuming that we're all equally pathetic introverts, even though I know we all aren't.
#50 to #49 - aerosol (03/19/2014) [-]
We are on the inside
I love it
User avatar #52 to #51 - aerosol (03/19/2014) [-]
Though, you've got to admit, this place is changing a bit. For the better if you ask me.
User avatar #53 to #52 - crutoncrazy (03/19/2014) [-]
Definitely. Admin has become a great leader.
#23 - vinyls (08/17/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #24 to #23 - crutoncrazy (08/24/2012) [-]
Like I haven't seen that before.
User avatar #16 - samezrayoung (06/15/2012) [-]
just going to leave this here. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV1aQT40ES8
User avatar #18 to #23 - crutoncrazy (06/22/2012) [-]
Lovely, and for why reason has it been left here?
User avatar #20 to #25 - samezrayoung (06/22/2012) [-]
I am not sure, it just came to me. but feel special as I only sent it to you.
User avatar #12 - therulethirtyfour (05/18/2012) [-]
So I hear it's your birthday.
User avatar #13 to #18 - crutoncrazy (05/18/2012) [-]
You heard right.
#14 to #19 - therulethirtyfour (05/19/2012) [-]
Then have this.
User avatar #15 to #20 - crutoncrazy (05/19/2012) [-]
Why thank you. I accept gladly.
#9 - strychnine (03/13/2012) [-]
cool avatar you got.
User avatar #10 to #15 - crutoncrazy (03/13/2012) [-]
Why thank you... Toasty, no?
#11 to #16 - strychnine (03/13/2012) [-]
it's hypnotizing. lol
it's hypnotizing. lol
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