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#16 - **crustypizza rolled a random image posted in comment #99 a… 06/03/2013 on Shark Knife 0
#40 - Team Red Standing by 06/03/2013 on Beer in an X-Wing +3
#41 - **crustypizza rolled a random image posted in comment #21239… 06/03/2013 on Past Life 0
#3 - ~Men~  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2013 on Moe Titan is Moe 0
#4 - whycanticaps (05/30/2013) [-]
I need the new fairy tail episodes to come out T_T
#6 - In the world of Pokemon, I wouldn't be surprised if the comput… 05/23/2013 on Nope nope nope nope nope -2
#28 - Did this as a birthday present 05/19/2013 on Art man... +5
#578 - Comment deleted 05/14/2013 on Your sex life in 2013 0
#53 - Thanks for the info, I'll be sure to use it MFW if this works 05/13/2013 on If you could rid the world... +4
#33 - Fruit flies For the past two months those bitches hav…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2013 on If you could rid the world... +8
User avatar #52 - masterfuck (05/13/2013) [-]
They are also called vinegar flies, so even if a place seems foodless, it still may have traces of vinegar. Whatever.

How to make a trap:
Pour vinegar in a container. (cup or something)
Add a few drops of dishwater soap.
Place it near the flies.

They will try to land on the surface, but the soap breaks the tension, so the flies will drown hard.
#53 - crustypizza (05/13/2013) [-]
Thanks for the info, I'll be sure to use it

MFW if this works
#177 - Whenever I see that Titan image, I can only think of him  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2013 on Anime interpretations +4
User avatar #207 - muchasmarcos (05/10/2013) [-]
That parfume. It smells like MEEN.
#24 - I don't think that is the one, its like a comedy type film, th…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2013 on Daryl 0
#25 - lordpancake (05/07/2013) [-]
In that case, nevermind!
#21 - Hey guys, this has been bothering me for a while, is there a f…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/06/2013 on Daryl 0
#22 - lordpancake (05/06/2013) [-]
Oh my god, i nearly forgotten that god awful film you bastard. If I'm not mistaken it's Edges of darkness, not to be confused with Edge of darkness. It's fairly early in, I couldnt last long watching it, but I believe it's what you're looking for.



en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edges_of_Darkness
#23 - lordpancake (05/06/2013) [-]
It's on Netflix I believe, but I dont have a subscription anymore.
User avatar #24 - crustypizza (05/07/2013) [-]
I don't think that is the one, its like a comedy type film, the actor sort of resembles Jim Carrey
#25 - lordpancake (05/07/2013) [-]
In that case, nevermind!
#165 - Sex appeal 05/03/2013 on Murcia +7
#183 - Anyone? 04/29/2013 on Poor East Germany.. -3
#20 - Picture 04/27/2013 on idk who wins this 0
#127 - Oh it hit the door, it just ricocheted off it  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2013 on Every time 0
#133 - anon (04/25/2013) [-]
Hi, im the DM in that quest... umm... he didnt roll to see if he hit, he rolled to see if the magic missile was strong enough to penetrate the door, he didnt roll strong enough... and so it ricocheted off it.
#89 - Yeah I found that weird as well, though it was on the sheet, a… 04/25/2013 on Every time 0
#63 - Believe me, we shared glares of disbelief on the fact that a 1… 04/25/2013 on Every time 0
#58 - Actually, it is that Hachikuji, I even did a drawing of: H…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2013 on Every time +3
#60 - soraisrox (04/25/2013) [-]
Well, that makes reading that one sentence even more disturbing...

...and kinky.
User avatar #63 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
Believe me, we shared glares of disbelief on the fact that a 18 year old loli had sex with a dragon right there and then
#39 - He said that Hachikuji is based off the character of the same …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/25/2013 on Every time +1
#56 - soraisrox (04/25/2013) [-]
Mayoi Hachikuji is an anime character (Bakemonogatari) who is also a loli... Coincidence?
#58 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
Actually, it is that Hachikuji, I even did a drawing of:
Hachikuji
Mr. Bubbles
Dickus Bickus

Hachikuji even has the same clothing as a request of the player
#60 - soraisrox (04/25/2013) [-]
Well, that makes reading that one sentence even more disturbing...

...and kinky.
User avatar #63 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
Believe me, we shared glares of disbelief on the fact that a 18 year old loli had sex with a dragon right there and then
#37 - The DM made her roll, got a 16 so the DM said she didn't get p…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/25/2013 on Every time +1
User avatar #38 - motherfuckingkenji (04/25/2013) [-]
Well fine, she got dragon AIDS then.
I just think that if nothing came out of it, her vagina was used for nothing but a distraction.
User avatar #39 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
He said that Hachikuji is based off the character of the same name and looks like a ten year old Loli, but is really 18 due to the fountain of youth

So its like the weirdest porn ever
#56 - soraisrox (04/25/2013) [-]
Mayoi Hachikuji is an anime character (Bakemonogatari) who is also a loli... Coincidence?
#58 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
Actually, it is that Hachikuji, I even did a drawing of:
Hachikuji
Mr. Bubbles
Dickus Bickus

Hachikuji even has the same clothing as a request of the player
#60 - soraisrox (04/25/2013) [-]
Well, that makes reading that one sentence even more disturbing...

...and kinky.
User avatar #63 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
Believe me, we shared glares of disbelief on the fact that a 18 year old loli had sex with a dragon right there and then
#27 - Continuation: .While Gingavitus was doing all that, the ma…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/25/2013 on Every time +13
User avatar #142 - thelegitmetalhead (04/25/2013) [-]
> DoesYourShiftButtonWork.png
#95 - rzone (04/25/2013) [-]
"Hachikuji uses Kings Castle ability to swap places with Dickus so he momentarily gets raped "
My sides!
User avatar #34 - motherfuckingkenji (04/25/2013) [-]
Dude, what if...
Aight, bear with me....
What if Hachikuji WAS pregnant and you recruited a 9th player to be her illegitimate half-dragon child.
His special abilities would be fire-vomit and scaly-shit.
User avatar #37 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
The DM made her roll, got a 16 so the DM said she didn't get pregnant
We argued but the DM's decision is final
User avatar #38 - motherfuckingkenji (04/25/2013) [-]
Well fine, she got dragon AIDS then.
I just think that if nothing came out of it, her vagina was used for nothing but a distraction.
User avatar #39 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
He said that Hachikuji is based off the character of the same name and looks like a ten year old Loli, but is really 18 due to the fountain of youth

So its like the weirdest porn ever
#56 - soraisrox (04/25/2013) [-]
Mayoi Hachikuji is an anime character (Bakemonogatari) who is also a loli... Coincidence?
#58 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
Actually, it is that Hachikuji, I even did a drawing of:
Hachikuji
Mr. Bubbles
Dickus Bickus

Hachikuji even has the same clothing as a request of the player
#60 - soraisrox (04/25/2013) [-]
Well, that makes reading that one sentence even more disturbing...

...and kinky.
User avatar #63 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
Believe me, we shared glares of disbelief on the fact that a 18 year old loli had sex with a dragon right there and then
#24 - Continuation: .Alone and the door shut behind him Ginga co…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/25/2013 on Every time +13
User avatar #27 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
Continuation:
.While Gingavitus was doing all that, the main group continued on to the next room
.Upon entering we found a ice dragon that was guarding the treasure room
.Now Hachikuji is the weird on of the group and so she wanted to seduce the dragon
.She succeeds and right there and then, has sex with a dragon while we watch on with horror
.At the same time Ginga has burst in through the wall of the same room with the statue and finds the crazy situation before him
.He reunites with the group and he notices a riddle in draconic right under the dragon
.Being honourably bound to protect the treasure we are forced to kill it
.Hachikuji uses Kings Castle ability to swap places with Dickus so he momentarily gets raped
.The battle was intense but in the end Jin uses his Dragonborn powers to burn the Dragon to death (Where have I seen that before?)
.With the dragon dead and each of us packing some of his hide to make into equipment, Bubbles finds the secret door that the master was talking about
.Above the door is a sentence written in cryptic language, we look it over for a minute until Ginga realises what it says
."In the language of the old, I'm a Homo"
.The door parts revealing large amount of gold
.Now we go to solve the main riddle that the dragon was guarding, three riddles to be exact
.Ginga answers the first one right to be: Skunk, upon saying that a skunk drops down from a hole and onto his face spraying him with its stank
.With Ginga down its up to Saul to finish the riddles
.He answers the second riddle correctly as: Fish Hook, a fish hook drops down from the same hole and pierces his eyebrow
.Ignoring it, Saul decides to keep it and is even going to encrust it with diamonds later
.The third answer was: Wheel, nothing drops down but the door opens to the treasure room
.Inside we find loot and a gold orb that grants those a weapon in form of their desired weapon
.We give this to Hachikuji due to her only having knives so she makes a bow
.She wasn't pregnant
User avatar #142 - thelegitmetalhead (04/25/2013) [-]
> DoesYourShiftButtonWork.png
#95 - rzone (04/25/2013) [-]
"Hachikuji uses Kings Castle ability to swap places with Dickus so he momentarily gets raped "
My sides!
User avatar #34 - motherfuckingkenji (04/25/2013) [-]
Dude, what if...
Aight, bear with me....
What if Hachikuji WAS pregnant and you recruited a 9th player to be her illegitimate half-dragon child.
His special abilities would be fire-vomit and scaly-shit.
User avatar #37 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
The DM made her roll, got a 16 so the DM said she didn't get pregnant
We argued but the DM's decision is final
User avatar #38 - motherfuckingkenji (04/25/2013) [-]
Well fine, she got dragon AIDS then.
I just think that if nothing came out of it, her vagina was used for nothing but a distraction.
User avatar #39 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
He said that Hachikuji is based off the character of the same name and looks like a ten year old Loli, but is really 18 due to the fountain of youth

So its like the weirdest porn ever
#56 - soraisrox (04/25/2013) [-]
Mayoi Hachikuji is an anime character (Bakemonogatari) who is also a loli... Coincidence?
#58 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
Actually, it is that Hachikuji, I even did a drawing of:
Hachikuji
Mr. Bubbles
Dickus Bickus

Hachikuji even has the same clothing as a request of the player
#60 - soraisrox (04/25/2013) [-]
Well, that makes reading that one sentence even more disturbing...

...and kinky.
User avatar #63 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
Believe me, we shared glares of disbelief on the fact that a 18 year old loli had sex with a dragon right there and then
#19 - Continuation: .Dickus questions why Corrin has blood on hi…  [+] (15 new replies) 04/25/2013 on Every time +14
User avatar #88 - evilmagic (04/25/2013) [-]
>Wizard
>Wisdom

...Wizards use intelligence as their main score, why the hell would he have really high Wisdom? He isn't a cleric
#135 - anon (04/25/2013) [-]
dont listen to this guy, I was the DM of that quest, he doesnt get his facts right, it was an intelligence check not a wisdom check, hes not very good at paying attention.
User avatar #89 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
Yeah I found that weird as well, though it was on the sheet, a high wisdom
User avatar #24 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
Continuation:
.Alone and the door shut behind him Ginga could only move forward
.Entering a room he was suddenly chased by a huge bolder down a hallway
.He managed and it went tumbling off the edge and into the abyss
.He continued on into the next room, upon entering the doorways shut and a bomb appears that will go off in four minutes and can't be disarmed
.He finds a metal cabinet to his left that is large enough to fit inside
.Then he realises
.Gingavitus is a big fan of Indiana Jones but found the 4th movie terrible and hated the fridge scene with a burning passion
.This was all an elaborate ruse to put him in the exact same situation as Indy
.Ginga screams with anger how unfair it is, but its either die or have his pride crushed he chose to live
.Opening the cabinet he found a skeleton with a hat and a whip
.Tossing the skeleton out to make room, he equipped the hat and got comfy
.The Bomb went off and Ginga survived, the blast had opened the doors, so he continued on, with a whip and a hat
.Up ahead to came across a snake pit and using the whip he snared a nearby statue and swung across
.The room then begun to fill up with more snakes so remembering the movie, Ginga toppled over the statue which made a opening in the wall to his escape
.But he would walk into something horrible
User avatar #27 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
Continuation:
.While Gingavitus was doing all that, the main group continued on to the next room
.Upon entering we found a ice dragon that was guarding the treasure room
.Now Hachikuji is the weird on of the group and so she wanted to seduce the dragon
.She succeeds and right there and then, has sex with a dragon while we watch on with horror
.At the same time Ginga has burst in through the wall of the same room with the statue and finds the crazy situation before him
.He reunites with the group and he notices a riddle in draconic right under the dragon
.Being honourably bound to protect the treasure we are forced to kill it
.Hachikuji uses Kings Castle ability to swap places with Dickus so he momentarily gets raped
.The battle was intense but in the end Jin uses his Dragonborn powers to burn the Dragon to death (Where have I seen that before?)
.With the dragon dead and each of us packing some of his hide to make into equipment, Bubbles finds the secret door that the master was talking about
.Above the door is a sentence written in cryptic language, we look it over for a minute until Ginga realises what it says
."In the language of the old, I'm a Homo"
.The door parts revealing large amount of gold
.Now we go to solve the main riddle that the dragon was guarding, three riddles to be exact
.Ginga answers the first one right to be: Skunk, upon saying that a skunk drops down from a hole and onto his face spraying him with its stank
.With Ginga down its up to Saul to finish the riddles
.He answers the second riddle correctly as: Fish Hook, a fish hook drops down from the same hole and pierces his eyebrow
.Ignoring it, Saul decides to keep it and is even going to encrust it with diamonds later
.The third answer was: Wheel, nothing drops down but the door opens to the treasure room
.Inside we find loot and a gold orb that grants those a weapon in form of their desired weapon
.We give this to Hachikuji due to her only having knives so she makes a bow
.She wasn't pregnant
User avatar #142 - thelegitmetalhead (04/25/2013) [-]
> DoesYourShiftButtonWork.png
#95 - rzone (04/25/2013) [-]
"Hachikuji uses Kings Castle ability to swap places with Dickus so he momentarily gets raped "
My sides!
User avatar #34 - motherfuckingkenji (04/25/2013) [-]
Dude, what if...
Aight, bear with me....
What if Hachikuji WAS pregnant and you recruited a 9th player to be her illegitimate half-dragon child.
His special abilities would be fire-vomit and scaly-shit.
User avatar #37 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
The DM made her roll, got a 16 so the DM said she didn't get pregnant
We argued but the DM's decision is final
User avatar #38 - motherfuckingkenji (04/25/2013) [-]
Well fine, she got dragon AIDS then.
I just think that if nothing came out of it, her vagina was used for nothing but a distraction.
User avatar #39 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
He said that Hachikuji is based off the character of the same name and looks like a ten year old Loli, but is really 18 due to the fountain of youth

So its like the weirdest porn ever
#56 - soraisrox (04/25/2013) [-]
Mayoi Hachikuji is an anime character (Bakemonogatari) who is also a loli... Coincidence?
#58 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
Actually, it is that Hachikuji, I even did a drawing of:
Hachikuji
Mr. Bubbles
Dickus Bickus

Hachikuji even has the same clothing as a request of the player
#60 - soraisrox (04/25/2013) [-]
Well, that makes reading that one sentence even more disturbing...

...and kinky.
User avatar #63 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
Believe me, we shared glares of disbelief on the fact that a 18 year old loli had sex with a dragon right there and then
#13 - Continuation: .Another group comprising of: Clover the Elf…  [+] (16 new replies) 04/25/2013 on Every time +15
User avatar #19 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
Continuation:
.Dickus questions why Corrin has blood on his robes and Hachikuji rats him out about murdering a woman
.Having simply intended to find a dungeon a murder was looked down upon in the group
.We ball gag and hog tie Corrin while we debate in (10 real minute time) to decide Corrins fate
.We come to an agreement of bringing him in, having stripped him of his everything but his weapons and receive the bounty
.Corrin pays his bail with his weapons after he spend the night in a cell, being pounded by the guards
.We then left to the Dungeon of Puzzles the next day
.Upon entering a dungeon we found a door to the right of the hallway
.Infront of it was a panel and above the door was a sign that said "Only those with great wisdom may enter this door"
.Gingavitus, being the wizard had enough wisdom to enter, so he got sepperated from the group
.Unable to do nothing else we continued on the the main chamber
.Dickus being up front was engulfed by a gelatinous cube that was disguised as a floor square
.Dickus managed to pull himself out of the cube and Hackikuji rolled a critical hit on her dagger throw (Just imagine a super sonic knife throw)
.When the cube was left with one health point, Mr Bubbles decided to consume it
.Rolled to pick it up: succeeded. Rolled to Endure its burn: succeeded. Rolled to Swallow it: succeeded. Rolled to Keep it down: succeeded
. practicley, ate it like a jello shot
.Got cheers from eating a gelatinous cube
.Meanwhile Ginga was having an adventure of his own
User avatar #88 - evilmagic (04/25/2013) [-]
>Wizard
>Wisdom

...Wizards use intelligence as their main score, why the hell would he have really high Wisdom? He isn't a cleric
#135 - anon (04/25/2013) [-]
dont listen to this guy, I was the DM of that quest, he doesnt get his facts right, it was an intelligence check not a wisdom check, hes not very good at paying attention.
User avatar #89 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
Yeah I found that weird as well, though it was on the sheet, a high wisdom
User avatar #24 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
Continuation:
.Alone and the door shut behind him Ginga could only move forward
.Entering a room he was suddenly chased by a huge bolder down a hallway
.He managed and it went tumbling off the edge and into the abyss
.He continued on into the next room, upon entering the doorways shut and a bomb appears that will go off in four minutes and can't be disarmed
.He finds a metal cabinet to his left that is large enough to fit inside
.Then he realises
.Gingavitus is a big fan of Indiana Jones but found the 4th movie terrible and hated the fridge scene with a burning passion
.This was all an elaborate ruse to put him in the exact same situation as Indy
.Ginga screams with anger how unfair it is, but its either die or have his pride crushed he chose to live
.Opening the cabinet he found a skeleton with a hat and a whip
.Tossing the skeleton out to make room, he equipped the hat and got comfy
.The Bomb went off and Ginga survived, the blast had opened the doors, so he continued on, with a whip and a hat
.Up ahead to came across a snake pit and using the whip he snared a nearby statue and swung across
.The room then begun to fill up with more snakes so remembering the movie, Ginga toppled over the statue which made a opening in the wall to his escape
.But he would walk into something horrible
User avatar #27 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
Continuation:
.While Gingavitus was doing all that, the main group continued on to the next room
.Upon entering we found a ice dragon that was guarding the treasure room
.Now Hachikuji is the weird on of the group and so she wanted to seduce the dragon
.She succeeds and right there and then, has sex with a dragon while we watch on with horror
.At the same time Ginga has burst in through the wall of the same room with the statue and finds the crazy situation before him
.He reunites with the group and he notices a riddle in draconic right under the dragon
.Being honourably bound to protect the treasure we are forced to kill it
.Hachikuji uses Kings Castle ability to swap places with Dickus so he momentarily gets raped
.The battle was intense but in the end Jin uses his Dragonborn powers to burn the Dragon to death (Where have I seen that before?)
.With the dragon dead and each of us packing some of his hide to make into equipment, Bubbles finds the secret door that the master was talking about
.Above the door is a sentence written in cryptic language, we look it over for a minute until Ginga realises what it says
."In the language of the old, I'm a Homo"
.The door parts revealing large amount of gold
.Now we go to solve the main riddle that the dragon was guarding, three riddles to be exact
.Ginga answers the first one right to be: Skunk, upon saying that a skunk drops down from a hole and onto his face spraying him with its stank
.With Ginga down its up to Saul to finish the riddles
.He answers the second riddle correctly as: Fish Hook, a fish hook drops down from the same hole and pierces his eyebrow
.Ignoring it, Saul decides to keep it and is even going to encrust it with diamonds later
.The third answer was: Wheel, nothing drops down but the door opens to the treasure room
.Inside we find loot and a gold orb that grants those a weapon in form of their desired weapon
.We give this to Hachikuji due to her only having knives so she makes a bow
.She wasn't pregnant
User avatar #142 - thelegitmetalhead (04/25/2013) [-]
> DoesYourShiftButtonWork.png
#95 - rzone (04/25/2013) [-]
"Hachikuji uses Kings Castle ability to swap places with Dickus so he momentarily gets raped "
My sides!
User avatar #34 - motherfuckingkenji (04/25/2013) [-]
Dude, what if...
Aight, bear with me....
What if Hachikuji WAS pregnant and you recruited a 9th player to be her illegitimate half-dragon child.
His special abilities would be fire-vomit and scaly-shit.
User avatar #37 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
The DM made her roll, got a 16 so the DM said she didn't get pregnant
We argued but the DM's decision is final
User avatar #38 - motherfuckingkenji (04/25/2013) [-]
Well fine, she got dragon AIDS then.
I just think that if nothing came out of it, her vagina was used for nothing but a distraction.
User avatar #39 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
He said that Hachikuji is based off the character of the same name and looks like a ten year old Loli, but is really 18 due to the fountain of youth

So its like the weirdest porn ever
#56 - soraisrox (04/25/2013) [-]
Mayoi Hachikuji is an anime character (Bakemonogatari) who is also a loli... Coincidence?
#58 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
Actually, it is that Hachikuji, I even did a drawing of:
Hachikuji
Mr. Bubbles
Dickus Bickus

Hachikuji even has the same clothing as a request of the player
#60 - soraisrox (04/25/2013) [-]
Well, that makes reading that one sentence even more disturbing...

...and kinky.
User avatar #63 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
Believe me, we shared glares of disbelief on the fact that a 18 year old loli had sex with a dragon right there and then

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