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Date Signed Up:6/25/2011
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#140 - Picture 05/22/2015 on Dickbutt complete 0
#41 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 05/19/2015 on Starter Packs -7
User avatar #90 - kaboomz (05/19/2015) [-]
>"all cops are evil xdddddddddddddddddd"
>gets robbed
>"halp pollieec haaalp"
User avatar #46 - alphagex (05/19/2015) [-]
When you be in trouble you be thankful they come to rescue you.
#89 - anonymous (05/19/2015) [-]
The entire point is that they DO NO RESCUE

they KILL

would you like more videos? there is a great video that was just posted, it's on the Front Page so even YOU could find it... you know, if you ask your mom of course
User avatar #105 - alphagex (05/19/2015) [-]
I`m not gonna even bother continue this convo if you not gonna be civil about it and do ``yo moma jokes``
#136 - >end of an epic night of drinking >friend convinces … 05/15/2015 on Peer pressure +6
#135 - Picture 05/13/2015 on FJ choice +2
#1855 - Picture 04/19/2015 on What do you currently look... 0
#217 - That answer your question? I recommend you pull back a little … 04/05/2015 on war 0
#181 - 11B, with the 173rd. 2003 combat jump into northern Iraq. Was … 04/04/2015 on war +1
#153 - Yep this was just some of the training we do for the guys that… 04/04/2015 on war 0
#128 - Every body gets medals these days, I've seen some non combat j…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/04/2015 on war +10
User avatar #163 - littlehozz (04/04/2015) [-]
so enlighten me devil whats your mos? what are your deployments? your rank? because the people who earn the medals they dont like to talk about are the ones who do. they do it to honor their fallen brotheres. look up aubery mcdade. he was my drill instructor at boot camp. earned a navy cross back in falujah. he told us how he got it to honor those who died and he couldnt save.
User avatar #219 - trolocaust (04/05/2015) [-]
Yo, is that an 8th army profile pic? you here at Yongsan?
User avatar #220 - littlehozz (04/05/2015) [-]
nah im first mardiv in 29 palms
its umbrella from resident evil
User avatar #217 - cronobeaver (04/05/2015) [-]
That answer your question? I recommend you pull back a little on your search for stolen valor anons as it shows you aren't as secure with your own military service. A FO is just as important if not more so than your standard grunt. You're like an unfired weapon that has something to prove. I urge you to take better steps in the future to identify your fellow service men before going all mad dog on them because you suspect otherwise.
User avatar #181 - cronobeaver (04/04/2015) [-]
11B, with the 173rd. 2003 combat jump into northern Iraq. Was told we would be there for 3 weeks. Turned into 11 months. Rank e-4 at the end of the tour. Now am currently working civilian contractor doing sof Med classes and agt training courses with some very high speed individuals.
User avatar #130 - nseine (04/04/2015) [-]
The fact that they have paintball markers in their hands sort of takes away from the legitimacy of the pichur. Or are you saying that you've seen people get medals for playing paintball?
#144 - amuzen (04/04/2015) [-]
I bet there's a medal for doing particularly well in training/mock battles.
User avatar #147 - lpjazzman (04/04/2015) [-]
yeah its called the army achievement medal. people hand them out like candy after long field problems. hell i saw a group of guys get them for climbing denali during the summer
#145 - nseine (04/04/2015) [-]
Best pretender medal
User avatar #142 - archerthefolf (04/04/2015) [-]
it's probably a pic from a training exercise
#153 - cronobeaver (04/04/2015) [-]
Yep this was just some of the training we do for the guys that actually earn medals they can't talk about.
#194 - I work for a tactical medical training course and every now an…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/26/2015 on Marine takes a stand... +15
#253 - comraderoboto (03/26/2015) [-]
USA! USA! USA! lel I just love reading this stuff
#221 - sanctusdominus (03/26/2015) [-]
what do you mean by just shut down like what kinda things do they do or is it what they dont do
User avatar #233 - AcidFlux (03/26/2015) [-]
As in, barely functional and aware of surroundings. In a daze. Mental fog. It's a defense mechanism. And it's even tougher to watch when it happens to someone that you remember are a strong & disciplined individual.
#240 - galiogolem (03/26/2015) [-]
ahh shit man, seeing a mean motherfucker go into that state must be depressing as fuck..
User avatar #242 - AcidFlux (03/26/2015) [-]
Which is why so many of us are disgusted with these assholes that get triggered by 'clapping' or 'grammar corrections'.

Anyone* that claims PTSD from regular everyday life is a piece of shit seeking attention.

* while there may be a very small few that actually have psychological issues, the majority of them are not.
#261 - anonymous (03/26/2015) [-]
So...I'm a little confused. I have PTSD but I don't think it's an from "everyday life". Am I still a little piece shit for being triggered?
User avatar #262 - AcidFlux (03/26/2015) [-]
What's the 'source' of your post-traumatic stress disorder?
#243 - galiogolem (03/26/2015) [-]
So many ressources in life have assured that even while doing nothing and confronting nothing, you can still survive, that's the cost of state help to useless people. As the german's said, "Arbeit macht frei", work frees us, from, for example, this kind of bullshit, struggle work and discipline is the only thing that can free these weak motherfuckers from their suffering, but well, why work if you can live easily from helps, your parents and shit.
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