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#93 - funnyjunk used to be good. now i dread even coming here. All t…  [+] (11 replies) 10/22/2016 on WINNER! +5
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#112 - mastercolossus (10/22/2016) [-]
ive been here through both of obamas elections and now this one. thing is that for the first time the oppositional campaigning shows ultimate evil vs slightly less evil. it used to be a significant difference in the evil but this time bias makes most of the difference. truth is i wish we could mulligan the candidates including third party.
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#110 - dorfdorfdorf (10/22/2016) [-]
christ almighty, just wait a month. this happens literally every four years, it's nothing new or special.
#115 - crispytg (10/22/2016) [-]
it wasn't even close to being this toxic, cringey, annoying.
#98 - davidavidson (10/22/2016) [-]
**davidavidson used "*roll picture*"**
**davidavidson rolled image**

Do you actually taste nigger cock on your GF's mouth or does she care enough about you to brush her teeth before she lets you come back in the house?
#102 - crispytg (10/22/2016) [-]
you convinced me. I"M STAYING!
#100 - crispytg (10/22/2016) [-]
dam. i feel special. classic davidson
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#99 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (10/22/2016) [-]
Fuckin got em man, that's a clever insult I haven't heard hear before, pretty original of you.
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#101 - davidavidson (10/22/2016) [-]
aren't you that kid that is addicted to cartoons?
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#103 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (10/22/2016) [-]
I'm kind of into voice actors cus games and growing up on cartoons and I don't think they get enough recognition and i've posted about that once or twice.
If that's not it you're probably thinking of someone else. If that is what you're thinking you have a strange definition of "addicted"
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#105 - davidavidson (10/22/2016) [-]
>>> hentai.com

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#106 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (10/22/2016) [-]
#62 - who hurt you feffog?  [+] (1 reply) 09/05/2016 on You Still Can't Last +2
#103 - feffog (09/05/2016) [-]
a huge variety of short lived sex based relationships leaving me with an unoptomistic view of myself only being used for sex, got a new girl though shes pretty grand, she digs my memes
#9 - no, cinnamon rolls. Can't you read?  [+] (1 reply) 09/04/2016 on No, That's Next Week. +22
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#37 - thepizzadevourer (09/05/2016) [-]
No, he's going to be crushed in a waffle iron and burned to death. Can't you see?
#9 - best way to stay in your father's life. be sneaky.  [+] (1 reply) 08/25/2016 on breif history of rhyme +4
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#25 - nuclearfishin (08/25/2016) [-]
That's how you get a head in life.