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Date Signed Up:1/03/2011
Last Login:5/28/2016
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Comment Ranking:#13559
Highest Comment Rank:#10676
Comment Thumbs: 525 total,  576 ,  51
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 151 Comments: Faptastic → Level 152 Comments: Faptastic
Subscribers:2
Total Comments Made:262
FJ Points:557

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#35 - Plug and socket is the common nomenclature where I'm from anyh… 05/05/2016 on Female and male computer... +1
#5 - Pan-Handler did look pretty cool  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2016 on cringe comp 1 0
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#10 - ScottP (03/30/2016) [-]
Sounds like a B-List Batman villain
#55 - I am so beyond sick of watching this website circlejerk about …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2016 on What it feels like to be a... +1
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#56 - eggsontoast (03/30/2016) [-]
You don't have to come back to the site you know. it's annoying, sure. but you can always click next and black list the channels it most frequents.
#112 - I only hear about gender fluid people seeking attention from *… 03/26/2016 on Gender fluid 0
#196 - ADVICE FROM AN AUSTRALIAN; Flee from crocodiles in a …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/25/2016 on Animal Safety +21
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#388 - advice (03/25/2016) [-]
Floridian here, can confirm this is how you escape crocodiles. If you zig-zag it hard enough to get behind it, you can jump on it's back and hold it's mouth down. They have REALLY WEAK opening jaw muscles, so you can stop it from opening it's mouth with relative ease.
#326 - anon (03/25/2016) [-]
Nah, I know buses.

Like most of the above, just punch or kick it in the fucking face.

That'll teach 'em!
#4 - Your name is not consigned to oblivion if you go by another. Y… 03/24/2016 on Hey, look, me bothering... 0
#175 - There you may be right. I think they have to have cleared thei… 03/01/2016 on Marvel facts 0
#153 - An asteroid twice the size of the Earth is called a planet.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2016 on Marvel facts 0
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#163 - theism (03/01/2016) [-]
Planets are defined by their orbital pattern I'm pretty sure
#175 - crickity (03/01/2016) [-]
There you may be right. I think they have to have cleared their orbit of other objects.

Planetoid maybe?
#50 - The social experiments tended to be fairly predictable compare… 01/26/2016 on it really is. 0
#119 - Twice today he was like "THE PEOPLE NEED YOU GENERAL"… 01/23/2016 on Factions 0
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#1 - scizzor (03/11/2012) [-]
I have to add you as a friend.. Haven't seen anyone before who knew about You need to login to view this link xP


(Also, First. And first subscriber)
#2 to #1 - crickity (03/14/2012) [-]
I wish they'd kept updating that site xD
So funny,
#3 to #2 - scizzor (03/14/2012) [-]
Aye, it truely is awesome xD Think I've read the top 100.. Well.. A hundred times xD Not to mention everything else in there.
#4 to #3 - crickity (03/15/2012) [-]
Same xD
The one about the rugby player who pukes on that guy had me in stitches xD
#7 to #6 - crickity (03/21/2012) [-]
I KNOW, RIGHT?
#5 to #4 - scizzor (03/15/2012) [-]
Worst night out for that guy.. EVER xD