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#26 - Alright 04/14/2015 on sixfivefourtwoone's profile 0
#23 - It's all ogre now  [+] (3 new replies) 04/14/2015 on sixfivefourtwoone's profile 0
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#24 - sixfivefourtwoone (04/14/2015) [-]
What? I'm so confused. Blocking who?
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#25 - sixfivefourtwoone (04/14/2015) [-]
And you were Jingleforth? XD
#26 - creepypastaupload (04/14/2015) [-]
Alright
#250 - I already EXPLAINED this It doesn't show up there 12/07/2014 on creepypastaupload's profile 0
#248 - Nothing as far as I can see. It's likely eating up my…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2014 on creepypastaupload's profile 0
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#249 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
>Start menu
>Control panel
>Programs
>Uninstall programs
>Find Genio, uninstall
#250 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
I already EXPLAINED this

It doesn't show up there
#246 - **** this damn thing GRRR  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on creepypastaupload's profile 0
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#247 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
Why so pissed off at it?

What's it doing
#244 - I'm pretty sure it's just this genieo making my internet slow as ****  [+] (3 new replies) 12/07/2014 on creepypastaupload's profile 0
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#245 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
download malwarebytes
#246 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
Fuck this damn thing GRRR
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#247 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
Why so pissed off at it?

What's it doing
#242 - That's how a lot of internet companies work  [+] (5 new replies) 12/07/2014 on creepypastaupload's profile 0
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#243 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
None of the internet companies i've had have done that

Though my internet is called BT Infinite
#244 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's just this genieo making my internet slow as fuck
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#245 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
download malwarebytes
#246 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
Fuck this damn thing GRRR
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#247 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
Why so pissed off at it?

What's it doing
#240 - dad's cleaning his rifle and bro's bitching to me about how I'…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/07/2014 on creepypastaupload's profile 0
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#241 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
How come you have a limited internet usage?
#242 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
That's how a lot of internet companies work
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#243 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
None of the internet companies i've had have done that

Though my internet is called BT Infinite
#244 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's just this genieo making my internet slow as fuck
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#245 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
download malwarebytes
#246 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
Fuck this damn thing GRRR
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#247 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
Why so pissed off at it?

What's it doing
#238 - Just did. Really want to fap but you know. D…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/07/2014 on creepypastaupload's profile 0
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#239 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
y
#240 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
dad's cleaning his rifle and bro's bitching to me about how I'm using up all the internet

also my room's in the middle of the house so people go through it a lot
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#241 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
How come you have a limited internet usage?
#242 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
That's how a lot of internet companies work
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#243 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
None of the internet companies i've had have done that

Though my internet is called BT Infinite
#244 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's just this genieo making my internet slow as fuck
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#245 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
download malwarebytes
#246 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
Fuck this damn thing GRRR
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#247 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
Why so pissed off at it?

What's it doing
#236 - It won't be done for another 2 hours  [+] (11 new replies) 12/07/2014 on creepypastaupload's profile 0
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#237 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
eat a snack
#238 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
Just did.

Really want to fap but you know.

Dad and bro's home

and they keep going in and out of my FUCKING room
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#239 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
y
#240 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
dad's cleaning his rifle and bro's bitching to me about how I'm using up all the internet

also my room's in the middle of the house so people go through it a lot
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#241 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
How come you have a limited internet usage?
#242 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
That's how a lot of internet companies work
User avatar
#243 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
None of the internet companies i've had have done that

Though my internet is called BT Infinite
#244 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's just this genieo making my internet slow as fuck
User avatar
#245 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
download malwarebytes
#246 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
Fuck this damn thing GRRR
User avatar
#247 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
Why so pissed off at it?

What's it doing

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#227 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
Tfw will never look like this
#248 to #227 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
Nothing as far as I can see.

It's likely eating up my internet.

Seriously, imagine this.

A piece of software that you can NOT remove. It's not in the control panel, deleting the files off your computer still doesn't work. And all "genieo" workers who try and "help" people uninstall the program sound like god damn ******* robots.

Why wouldn't I want it gone?
#249 to #248 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
>Start menu
>Control panel
>Programs
>Uninstall programs
>Find Genio, uninstall
#250 to #249 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
I already EXPLAINED this

It doesn't show up there
#228 to #227 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
You're already an 8/10 so I wouldn't worry about it

Me? I'm ******.
#229 to #228 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
Bro

No way will my jaw EVER get that chiselled

This guy has some crazy genetics man
#230 to #229 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
Just because you don't have a "chiseled" jaw like that, doesn't mean you're not good looking no homo

he does

btw, you ONLY turned 15. You'll get that jaw
#231 to #230 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
Do jaws really get that good over a few years? Are there any exercises to help them look better?
#232 to #231 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
Yes.   
   
It's the same reason why 14, 15, 16, etc. year olds don't have physiques like arnold. Even if they did EVERYTHING perfect and had insane genetics.   
   
You're going to get taller, bones will get thicker, etc, etc.   
   
Yes.
Yes.

It's the same reason why 14, 15, 16, etc. year olds don't have physiques like arnold. Even if they did EVERYTHING perfect and had insane genetics.

You're going to get taller, bones will get thicker, etc, etc.

Yes.
#233 to #232 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
Coolio

WUU2
#234 to #233 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
being mad as ****

Went to sleep at 4 AM earlier today and got woke up by my brother and father to unload groceries at 6:30 AM

Haven't slept since

The smell of the pot roast my dad's making is keeping me awake
#235 to #234 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]


Go eat some
#236 to #235 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
It won't be done for another 2 hours
#237 to #236 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
eat a snack
#238 to #237 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
Just did.

Really want to fap but you know.

Dad and bro's home

and they keep going in and out of my ******* room
#239 to #238 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
y
#240 to #239 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
dad's cleaning his rifle and bro's bitching to me about how I'm using up all the internet

also my room's in the middle of the house so people go through it a lot
#241 to #240 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
How come you have a limited internet usage?
#242 to #241 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
That's how a lot of internet companies work
#243 to #242 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
None of the internet companies i've had have done that

Though my internet is called BT Infinite
#244 to #243 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's just this genieo making my internet slow as ****
#245 to #244 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
download malwarebytes
#246 to #245 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
**** this damn thing GRRR
#247 to #246 - zomitlu
(12/07/2014) [-]
Why so pissed off at it?

What's it doing
#171 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
traded 1 hat for 2 hats on tf2
traded 1 hat for 2 hats on tf2
#215 to #171 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
It'll be up and I'll start working out tomorrow
#216 to #215 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
Get those gains matey

Just remember, all thumbs are fingers but not all fingers are thumbs.
#217 to #216 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
uhh?

what?
#218 to #217 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
You heard me, frank
#219 to #218 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
What does that mean?
#220 to #219 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
Whatever you want it to mean
#221 to #220 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
Ok

Here's to hoping for a 7 inch flaccid girth

on my way to do it, brah
#222 to #221 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
Blimey
#223 to #222 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
What? You don't wanna look like a tom of finland character. brah?
#224 to #223 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
You'd have a permanent ******* tree stump sitting in your pants

Would get uncomfortable m80
#225 to #224 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
Yeah, so?

I want an 8.5x7" flaccid size

and a 12.75x8" erect size

wish me luck and pray to the queen for me, to give me the strength to achieve it.
#226 to #225 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
Gl bor

Some day you may
#192 to #171 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
It's a general store price.

It's not a way to players to trade, and anyone in the game who isn't bat **** crazy and/or dumb as **** knows selling ANYTHING to the general store is stupid.

While it goes for 1 gp in general store, on the in-game market, it goes for maximum currency possible (over 2 billion) and for more outside of that market. You'd be hardpressed to find a blue or white hat outside of the in-game market for 2 billion, you'd have to get close to 3 billion
#194 to #192 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
log in to your account and i'll join your server

i wanna see it
#195 to #194 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
you can soon.

Not right now though
#196 to #195 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
Why not

Also, apparently the blue party hat is even more expensive

How many are there in existence?
#197 to #196 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
Once again, that's in the market.

And you won't really find a lot of those hats on that market. you'd have to find another player and give them a lot more than that.

White > blue > everything else > purple

Idk, but not very much.

They were released during a christmas event which occurred in 2001

I'll sell this bitch and buy me a fancy new car eventually.
#198 to #197 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
Cars are a bit more than $3000

Wait till like 2020 or something

Or buy all the rest and destroy them, thus making the white one the only one in existence and then sell it to some mad collector for $1000000
#199 to #198 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
No they're not.

Well, good ones are more.

When I said "fancy" I meant "not fancy"

But yeah, my brother bought him a decent car for 3,000$

Ain't no 1932 lincoln roadster. but it be do
#200 to #199 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
I'd buy a new PC
#201 to #200 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'd rather have a car.

Gets you laid much easier.

But you wouldn't know that.
#202 to #201 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
What kind of car you planning on getting
#203 to #202 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
Idk.

Just something cheap and reliable. But who knows. :/
#204 to #203 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
:/

What'd your brother get?
#205 to #204 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
I don't know.

It's a green SUV. Obviously not a perfect car otherwise it wouldn't cost ******* 3 grand.

But yeah.

Some day, once I'm old and retired, I've got some cars I want.

1. 1932 lincoln roadster
2. Bugatti Type 57
3. 2015 Lamborghini Aventador
4. DMC-12
5. 1987 Buick Grand National GNX

mite be cool
#208 to #205 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
Idk

Don't know **** about cars

Some BMWs look cool I guess
#209 to #208 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
Come on.

Don't tell me you would drive around in a 1966 batmobile and DMC-12 modeled after BTTF
#210 to #209 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
mite b cool
#211 to #210 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
I'm doc, you're marty.

Scratch that.

I'm doc, some unknown future friend will be marty.

You'll be Biff.

You ass
#212 to #211 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
Biff is like triple my size
#213 to #212 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
I'm triple your size, too. Buddy.

You can't handle this thickness

This LENGTH

THIS VOLUME
#214 to #213 - zomitlu
(12/07/2014) [-]
Hows the weight set
#207 to #205 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
hbu
#206 to #205 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
and a batmobile (1966 version)
#193 to #192 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
mite b cool as ****
#172 to #171 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
Which hats
#173 to #172 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
The Planeswalker Helm
Aviator Assassin
#174 to #173 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
you traded with a dumbass
nice job, british guy.


you did good
#175 to #174 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
ty, american guy
#176 to #175 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
Your sweet little eyes, your little smile is all I seem to remember
#177 to #176 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
Trading with the same guy again

He keeps asking me for a key of enginner

What the **** is key of enginner
#178 to #177 - creepypastaupload
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#179 to #178 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
Ok

What's with the porn?
#180 to #179 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
Woops, wrong picture.   
   
Wanted to post this instead.
Woops, wrong picture.

Wanted to post this instead.
#181 to #180 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
Nice
#182 to #181 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
guy's an idiot.

jip him hard
#183 to #182 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
gave him a pomson

he gave me reserve shooter and crit a cola
#184 to #183 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
Is that a good deal?
#185 to #184 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
A weapon is worth 0.05 ref
#186 to #185 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
turning 0.05 ref to 0.1 ref

In another game, called runescape.

I have a white partyhat.

I don't play rs. But I could sell it for REAL money.

For like 3,000$

seriously
#187 to #186 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
How'd you get it

Sell it
#188 to #187 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
guy gave me it

I will eventually
#189 to #188 - zomitlu (12/07/2014) [-]
who just gives away $3000
#190 to #189 - creepypastaupload (12/07/2014) [-]
**** if I know

all I know is i got it and I'm happy as ****

might eventually put it on a new account, go around and act like a new player.

Trade with others and say "I found this" and claim I found 2 hats, but I sold the other at the general store (partyhats sell for only 1 gold piece in general stores)

people will be furious

will be gr8
#191 to #190 - zomitlu
(12/07/2014) [-]
Why do they sell for so little
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#145 to #143 - nippuhl (06/02/2013) [-]
nevermind it's all good
you sending the fj points to this account?
#144 to #143 - creepypastaupload (06/02/2013) [-]
what do you mean it won't ******* open
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#148 to #147 - creepypastaupload (06/02/2013) [-]
Well, I sent you the username and password, so uh...Yeah, better get that **** to work, ************. If you don't claim it in 5 hours, I'll just gibe to someone else.
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#146 to #144 - nippuhl (06/02/2013) [-]
I said it's ok.
#139 - RevengeNL (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh okay, thanks for nothing.
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#138 to #137 - creepypastaupload (05/30/2013) [-]
Idk
#125 - jorgethemaster (04/16/2013) [-]
What do you want for your points? :OO
#126 to #125 - creepypastaupload (04/16/2013) [-]
Offer
#127 to #126 - jorgethemaster (04/16/2013) [-]
I sent the badge..
#124 - iatedub (04/13/2013) [-]
accept that trade
#123 - iatedub (04/13/2013) [-]
They are for eggs
#118 - lightarcanine (04/11/2013) [-]
Hm?
#119 to #118 - creepypastaupload (04/11/2013) [-]
add me pls
#120 to #119 - lightarcanine (04/11/2013) [-]
For what reason?