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Ich bin ein Vegan
This is not some tiny catbell, these things are loud as fuck and make a lot of noise.
Yes, you are missing something. You are missing the fact that this website has become to Alt-Right, what Thumblr is to liberals. If you ever find yourself asking this very same question about anything on this website: "am i missing something?" most likely, yes.
You are missing the fact that these bells are pure torture to cows, and pretty fucking annoying to live around for humans as well. in case of predatory attacks these belled animals have no way of escaping. literally every other developed country uses gps tags.
I have seen plenty of cows with cowbells on, they don't give a shit about it. In fact, they rarely give a shit about anything! As long as they have a good pasture, fresh water, and shelter they are as happy as can be.
good to know you can read the mind of cows. I'll be happy to pass this intel onto every other scientist, farmer, cattle herder and average joe i meet. Who would have thought mammals enjoy loud noises surrounding them at all times, making them easy pray while at the same time deafening them?
you got this sorted it seems
If cowbells are so bad, then tell us how to fix it then. I may be some faggot on the internet, but I am not an unreasonable faggot.
jesus christ how retarded are you. GPS TAGS OR RADIO TRACKERS! like every one else in the world
"good to know you can read the mind of cows."
And yet you claim to know what cow feels.
Why don't you bring an air horn and sneak up behind a cow, and press it. see what happens.
is it that hard for you to imagine that cows have a sense of hearing? is it that weird to imagine that it must hurt hearing bells that can reach 120 dB all day every day?
Cows fucking produce different quality of milk depending on what music they listen to, and you are telling me they do not mind these fucking bells?
Im making assumptions based on common traits between all mammals, us included. my assumptions are based on scientific evidence. What are you basing your assumptions on? are you sure its anything at all? and not just hate for liberal women?
1: Cowbells are not that loud. Maybe if you lefty your cellar once in a while you'd know this.
2: Do you have a single fact to back your shit up?
Those assumptions you are making are on scientific evidence that is clearly baised toward your opinion. Like they used 5 kilogram bells for when cow bells usually are 200g to 1kg max. I can't read cow mind, but since it's a tradition in Switzerland and cows didn't go insane in all those tens or even hundreds of years I must assume it's not that bad. Clearly cows just don't mind them. Maybe even like them.
"and not just hate for liberal women? "
Typical lefty scum tactic m8. Shame on you.
lefty scum tactic? have you read the comments. jesus.. so much hate for this women.
We dont know enough about animal emotions, but im sure they would appreciate not having the bells around. its not about the weight, but the sound the bells produce.
But its nice to see that your conservative values are stronger than your care for animals.
i cant help but to think that if a conservative man said the bells should be changed with gps tags, your opinion would differ. but then again i dont know you, maybe you are clinically retarded and dont understand this
"lefty scum tactic? have you read the comments. jesus.. so much hate for this women. "
It's a common tactic used by lefties like you. Trying to play on people emotions or outward shaming them into siding with you.
"We dont know enough about animal emotions, but im sure they would appreciate not having the bells around. "
Again reading the cow mind?
" its not about the weight, but the sound the bells produce."
You made it about weight in the first place and weight does affect the sound.
Also bigger the bell, heavier the cast, bigger the clapper, higher the amplitude, louder it gets.
"But its nice to see that your conservative values are stronger than your care for animals."
Despite you making your opinion on me I do care for the animals. I just don't like when greens make assumptions and everyone needs to follow because it's "for greater good".
"i cant help but to think that if a conservative man said the bells should be changed with gps tags, your opinion would differ."
Sex of the person having strong opinion I disagree with is irrelevant to me.
Now let's turn it around: I can't help but to think that if a conservative man said the bells should be changed with gps tags and he would receive lots of heat you just wouldn't care.
Given that some of these peoples entire lives are based off of selling cows, they probably don't want predators to get them. But i agree with you, they should just chain them up to a feeding machine they cant even move in, like what most Americans do
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>You are missing the fact that this website has become to Alt-Right
Balance in everything
The cows constantly have to hear the loud ringing, most countries have already replaced bells with cheaper and more effective GPS tags, so while she may be a cunt shes kinda right on this one.
purely speculation, but if i were a cunty vegan my logic would probably be that "since, like, animals have a natural instinct to escape, we shouldn't make it easier to find them with such devices like cowbells"
probably stemmed from the hatred of domesticating wildlife or something
Someone said something in a different comment about it driving them deaf. Which makes sense to me, it's meant to be loud enough for us to find them.
Maybe she identifies herself as a cow...
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