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Date Signed Up:3/18/2012
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#12 - Picture 05/21/2016 on Anons Brilliant Idea 0
#24 - when he goes in for the bellyrub always a gamble with…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/21/2016 on IT MEOWS. THE GIANT CAT MEOWS. +52
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#28 - thelastamerican (05/21/2016) [-]
My cat likes belly rubs. But he acts like a dog so...
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#25 - thechosentroll (05/21/2016) [-]
It's mostly a gamble with the regular household cats, since they've evolved to be hyperactive little murder machines. Big cats don't give a fuck.
#30 - anon (05/21/2016) [-]
That's ignorant as fuck. Cats will never hurt anyone if they're raised right. Or, what, did you think that only applied to dogs? You would've been swimming in red had you said that kind of lie about dogs.
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#64 - anotherponyaccount (05/22/2016) [-]
My cat would only let me give her a bath, pick her up, belly rub, etc.
I adopted her. cats like people and hate others, it's normal
#45 - anon (05/22/2016) [-]
I get where you're coming from, but not true. Some cats just hate people. Or at least 90% of them. If you aren't one of the chosen few, expect sudden bloodshed when you cross a line you didn't know was there. Dogs tend to make it very clear they are unhappy with you because they are naturally more vocal. Cats tend to show it more with body language, which is harder to read.
#53 - anon (05/22/2016) [-]
There are certainly cats that have the personality of a little prick.
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#34 - thechosentroll (05/21/2016) [-]
True, but your average person is pretty unfamiliar with the concept of "train your cat to not be an asshole". The main reason is because they're non-threatening. If you have a doberman or some shit, you have to train it extremely well and live in constant fear, because if it as much as growls in public, everyone in a 50meter radius is going to shit themselves, say it's a dangerous dog and have it put down. A poodle, on the other hand, could be the most vicious little shit on the planet and bite everything that moves (and most things that don't) and people won't give a fuck, because it's not big, so they don't consider it threatening. Hence, owners of small dogs don't have that fear or motivation to train their dogs properly. Same goes for cat owners. I know cats can be taught to not destroy everything and eviscerate you, but very few are, because very few people see the need to. In fact, many get pissy and defensive when you mention it, because "muh furry baby" has to be a spoiled little asshole, like nature intended.
#43 - anon (05/22/2016) [-]
It's just too bad that dogs are usually baby-killers and keep up the neighborhood at night. Would be great if more of them weren't disgusting murderers that shit and piss everywhere. Haha, am I right?
#13 - oh  [+] (6 new replies) 05/21/2016 on Frogs +56
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#21 - superflyingcookie (05/21/2016) [-]
Do you have a wallpaper-sized version of this by any chance?
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#27 - theguywhoaskswhy (05/21/2016) [-]
Did my best.
Couldn't find the original so I edited in paint and blurred it online to make it look integrated.
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#59 - superflyingcookie (05/22/2016) [-]
Thanks!
#32 - sweatanus (05/21/2016) [-]
I made it again, looks good I think
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#60 - superflyingcookie (05/22/2016) [-]
Thanks!
#125 - In the criminal justice system, patriarchy based offenses are …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/19/2016 on "Every hero in Overwatch is... +27
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#145 - komandantmirkoo (05/19/2016) [-]
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#126 - austinrocket (05/19/2016) [-]
HA I love that show
#72 - For you 05/19/2016 on RIP Andre +24
#68 - Metroid Prime 3 I think, haven't played it in a while …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2016 on /fit/izen's meal prep 0
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#69 - daiemio (05/20/2016) [-]
Huh, interesting, might have to watch someone do a playthrough just to see that.
#22 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/18/2016 on /fit/izen's meal prep +3
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#40 - daiemio (05/18/2016) [-]
What game is that, and why is Samus throwing up?
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#68 - creepingorion (05/19/2016) [-]
Metroid Prime 3 I think, haven't played it in a while

Samus is yuking bc phazon overdose or something, like I said haven't played in a while
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#69 - daiemio (05/20/2016) [-]
Huh, interesting, might have to watch someone do a playthrough just to see that.
#20 - I think I lucid dreamed once, but I kind of had to force it to… 05/18/2016 on /b/ has a dream 0
#21 - At long last, the dank lord has returned 05/18/2016 on Pailbat +82
#7 - when does the ******* album drop metallica pls  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2016 on Metallica +1
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#8 - thebestpieever (05/18/2016) [-]
They were in the studio earlier this year and they have a producer. So probably winter this year spring next year.
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#10 - bhartigan (05/18/2016) [-]
Kirk said he can't imagine it not coming out in 2016