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#206 - >mfw one day my PC copy of Battlefront 2 just started crash…  [+] (2 replies) 10/17/2016 on battlefront memes +4
#219 - anon (10/19/2016) [-]
Try plugging earpods in.
#214 - baronvonhuckle (10/18/2016) [-]
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#33 - How about reading the Bible?  [+] (5 replies) 10/16/2016 on Your Fetishes Are Getting... +128
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#80 - benadryl (10/16/2016) [-]
I don't like NTR.
#58 - stoffer (10/16/2016) [-]
Not that much of into incest but each man his own
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#36 - shamblerdk (10/16/2016) [-]
Like that's ever done anyone any good.
#35 - trollmobile (10/16/2016) [-]
“Go and hide in the vineyards. When the women of Shiloh come out for their dances, rush out from the vineyards, and each of you can take one of them home to be your wife! And when their fathers and brothers come to us in protest, we will tell them, ‘Please be understanding. Let them have your daughters, for we didn’t find enough wives for them when we destroyed Jabesh-gilead. And you are not guilty of breaking the vow since you did not give your daughters in marriage to them.'” So the men of Benjamin did as they were told. They kidnapped the women who took part in the celebration and carried them off to the land of their own inheritance.

mass kidnapping NTR rape
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#34 - bible (10/16/2016) [-]
Fuck no I don't want that creep anywhere near me
#14 - Isn't this the game where you can easily end up with the weird…  [+] (9 replies) 10/16/2016 on Dragon's Dogma Comp +30
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#62 - ryphez (10/16/2016) [-]
"If you have more than one character with maxed out affinity, your love interest is the last one you spoke to"

Which is why people end up with the shopkeepers
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#37 - duthar (10/16/2016) [-]
The problem is you raise affinity with people by giving gifts to them. In order to upgrade the shops, you need to give them little idols, the gold one being the most valuable and netting you the best gear.

Unfortunately, the game seems to equate upgrading the weapon merchant's merchandise with propositioning him to bone.
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#32 - Monopolus (10/16/2016) [-]
You can raise affinity with certain NPC's if you do specific quests for them; when you go to confront the BFD (Big Fucking Dragon), he tells you that you either fight him and save your love, or turn around and sacrifice them so that the dragon doesn't fuck up the country.

'Thing is, your love is entirely decided by that affinity statistic, so if you're just being a nice guy you can have the weirdest matchups that may not even correlate with your sexuality.
#35 - anon (10/16/2016) [-]
There is a fairly lengthy quest chain however that involves saving Selene from witch hunters in the witchwood that gives you the item 'The Arisen's Bond' which makes any NPC you give the item to become your love interest that is eventually kidnapped by the BFD.
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#103 - Monopolus (10/16/2016) [-]
I did find that item yet I wasn't sure how I was supposed to give it to them.
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#105 - broswagonist (10/16/2016) [-]
To clarify something, the Arisen's Bond DOESN'T do what anon said. It maxes out the affinity of the NPC in one go, but as with all max affinity NPCs it still goes to the last one you talked to. It doesn't lock in anything, but it's funny to see how many players think it does.
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#23 - Sterski (10/16/2016) [-]
Didn't they patch that?
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#17 - thechosentroll (10/16/2016) [-]
No, it's the game where you're almost guaranteed to end up with the weird shopkeeper as your love interest by accident. Either that or the other weird shopkeeper. Or one of the two hot shopkeepers. Or a selection of autistic 12-yearolds. It all comes down to chance, really.
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#16 - fullemetalautismo (10/16/2016) [-]
Yes. Should totally give it a try though. It's an amazing gem.
#14 - you see ivan to shoot the accurate yuo must …  [+] (1 reply) 10/16/2016 on Troops Dicking Around +185
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#119 - dasbrot (10/16/2016) [-]
*you see franz
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