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#163 - I don't know if anybody loves me more than pizza.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Love +1
#174 - myusernamewastaken (12/18/2014) [-]
love you
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All the Homo
#168 - boneforyou (12/18/2014) [-]
shut up I love you more
User avatar #195 - ThexD (12/18/2014) [-]
somewhere. sometime. this will be the most relevant gif in my folder. i promise you.
#173 - mahusername (12/18/2014) [-]
The fuck?
#167 - SouthernSeduction (12/18/2014) [-]
I do
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#304 - **creepingorion used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"** **creepingorio… 12/15/2014 on Fun roll types 0
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#17 - I'm gonna be applying for college soon.  [+] (12 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Adulthood +4
#35 - swagbot (12/05/2014) [-]
In the U.S.? Don't do it.

My Brother Did it - he DEEPLY regrets it. My Sister did it, SHE deeply regrets it. Me and my little brother broke the cycle, and we are both FAR better off for it.

Ignore the dramatic title and the advert at the end, but this is an EXCELLENT, technical documentary on why it's a gigantic mistake to go to college.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EKolPL5Cdc

I'll give you the same advice i gave FJ user arialynx:
> Job Success comes from... 1. Networking 2. Sitting your @$$ down and working on the skills of your desired field, and 3. On-The-Job experience, that gains a bigger resume and (most importantly!) MORE CONTACTS!

"But But muh parents are paying!"
> Okay. Have them take the money they would've spent on college, and have them set you up with room an board somewhere, so you can focus on the steps i listed above without the distraction of a job!
> Seriously... college costs, what, ~10K/year absolute cheapest? TONS of College graduates come out not getting a job, so you're basically asking your parents to throw that money away / go into debt for no reason? Nah, man.
> Apartment, Food + gainful part-time job will be taken care of with that much money. > Network hard and you will find a job within 6 months guaranteed.
> Don't be shy about up-switching jobs quickly (1-year turnover). Don't get attached to a meaningless job. Make $$$.
> Git Gud at whatever you do, and you will be able to back up those who vouched for you in your network, so you don't burn any bridges.
> You'll be able to support yourself at your first job, and In 2-4 jobs (i.e. years), you'll be making ~60-90K if you are proficient and network well. No kidding.

tl;dr Don't go to college. Stop before it's too late. And just read it.
User avatar #57 - zoologyexplain (12/05/2014) [-]
Aww man, I'll just drop out and become a veterinarian on my own merit then. I'll try to find a doctor with the same ideals.
#60 - swagbot (12/06/2014) [-]
YES! Do it!

If you're as autistic as me (or, as i was), the networking's gonna be the most awkward part at first.

Just remember:
> Most people enjoy helping other people.
> You're not taking advantage of them if you pay back the favor in the future.
> You have nothing to fear in 'small talk' if you're actually good / looking-to-get-good at what you do / want to do.

Good Luck.
#41 - swagbot (12/05/2014) [-]
BTW, i was just random internet-surfing after I posted that comment, and came across these:

1. www.businessinsider.com/career-advice-from-linkedin-founder-reid-hoffman-2014-12#-1
2. www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-on-failure-tesla-bankruptcy-2014-11

#1: Ignore the corny-ass visuals, just read the text. Every Point is 100% true.
A few Important addenda/critiques:
> Notice most of his slides that have to do with college say "Good job finishing College " I think he's just being neutral to the mainstream idea of going to college, but if he was able to speak frankly, he'd probably give you the same advice i did. Hoffman's a man of business - watch the video i sent you. College is mathematically a BAD investment. Avoid it.
> Beware of Slide #91 - DO NOT EVER, unless there's a 70% GUARANTEED payoff right after, work for FREE / TINY wage or salary. It's Dog-eat-Dog. Don't be 'nice' to these companies. Most white-collar jobs are busywork ass that add nothing to the world or to the economy, and everyone in the company knows it, but doesn't say it. Make AS MUCH money as you can!

2. UNDERSTAND THIS WELL, in order to put both articles into perspective:
> Most of these swaggish "White-Collar" office jobs (illustrated by the pictures in Hoffman's presentation) are not to be idolized!!!
> As i said above, most of the White-Collar sector's jobs are contrived, false jobs, because of a deep sickness in our economy. Trust me. I've done it.
> As such, the work is terribly pointless, boring, and soul-sucking, and you will probably be miserable in one of these jobs.
> So, ACCEPT THAT, follow the plan, make money, and try to FIND WORK ASAP that you can tolerably (or, preferable) that actually enjoy.
> ... and if you can find a good job from the start, GET IT and KEEP IT!
User avatar #25 - Welshhobo (12/05/2014) [-]
>college is adulthood

top kek

College/uni is a piece of piss - you do nothing all day, get pissed at night then spend 2 weeks shitting yourself over coursework at the end of term.

When you get to your final year and realize that all the work was for literally NOTHING and you're skint as fuck so now you have to get a job whilst trying to get through 20 times the amount of work there was in the first year, while also managing a society, and not be allowed to complain about anything, you can call yourself an adult.
User avatar #36 - sweetjessierose (12/05/2014) [-]
*Unless you're poor and have to work the entire way through - then it's a mess of deadlines, sleepless nights, and unending stress right the way through...
#22 - supersixfourr (12/05/2014) [-]
I fucking remember all the god damn papers in the applications I spent months on. I got a pretty good reference by my hs math teacher and now I am finishing my senior year in college. Trust me, the application is usually the hardest part of your journey. I gets a little easier after that
#20 - fukkentyranitar (12/05/2014) [-]
i know the feel bruh.
User avatar #19 - mistercookie (12/05/2014) [-]
Look forward to it, its gonna be fun
User avatar #18 - zoologyexplain (12/04/2014) [-]
> college
> adulthood
lel
User avatar #23 - supersixfourr (12/05/2014) [-]
I guess we know who didnt go to college then
User avatar #40 - hokeymon (12/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's you.
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