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Date Signed Up:3/18/2012
Last Login:8/24/2016
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#87 - Rope swing! 08/23/2016 on escape +2
#82 - >tfw I logged back in after so many years only to find empt… 08/19/2016 on Muslims +9
#41 - Dude chill I didn't even make that joke up myself I stole it f… 08/14/2016 on Reaper Phelps 0
#40 - Thanks boss  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2016 on Reaper Phelps +1
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#42 - Zelan (08/14/2016) [-]
No, thank you. i laughed so hard i had to share it.
#19 - guys furry porn is one thing but guys this i…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/12/2016 on Anon uses math to discuss... +24
#31 - thestitch (08/13/2016) [-]
I'm very uncomfortable, sir.
VERY uncomfortable.
Also Jesus Christ I've never been so creeped out by a rectangle.
#25 - nidhugg (08/13/2016) [-]
You're just asking for a certain infamous animango picture to be posted To bad I don't have it
#33 - EFGsBrother (08/13/2016) [-]
I'm assuming you mean this one.
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#23 - armwulf (08/13/2016) [-]
I'm not even comfortable with this.
#6 - DIVE DIVE DIVE  [+] (4 new replies) 08/12/2016 on All Hail Phelpman +270
#18 - darkbringer (08/13/2016) [-]
#13 - dudulli (08/13/2016) [-]
>>#4 + >>#6
Fucking Hilarious
#11 - cmoialexcui (08/13/2016) [-]
**cmoialexcui used "*roll picture*"**
**cmoialexcui rolled image**That comment is SO underrated atm!
#8 - iqequalzero (08/12/2016) [-]
#53 - i never realized spicy boys were so fascinating 08/12/2016 on Ants +10
#33 - Picture 08/12/2016 on Fasicior Sacilytye Mutsee +1
#23 - Picture 08/12/2016 on Spider-man and The Punisher +3
#12 - I've always wondered why girls dig man ass so much. Guys being…  [+] (14 new replies) 08/12/2016 on Lilo and Stitch +12
#39 - willindor (08/12/2016) [-]
There are ladies on this corner of the internet? That changes everything
#33 - hassoutobi (08/12/2016) [-]
A well-built man ass is a symbol of strength and good health.
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#28 - kristovsky (08/12/2016) [-]
How well built your ass is is a signifier of health, fitness, strength and vitality, in both sexes.
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#27 - amuzen (08/12/2016) [-]
From what I understand guys like their booty large round and soft while girls like em firm, tight and sculpted.
I've heard it said before that the reason that guys like big booties is because large hips is a signifier of a mate that is likely to have an easier time during child birth. If this is the case then it makes sense that a girl might like a guy with a firm toosh because it means they are strong, healthy, and would make a good hunters.
OR it could just mean they're going to have pelvic muscle mass which means they'd be able to do the sexy time longer since it's fairly common short coming for guys to become finished to soon.
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#44 - talldumbdork (08/13/2016) [-]
That's what I was taught in anthropology about hips and butts when guys look at girls as well. I guess there is a optimal curve that the majority of guys enjoy on hips due to optimal birthing cavity, and we don't even realize it. I imagine you are right about girls liking firm butts as a sign of fitness and health related to protection and strength instinctually.
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#26 - cyborgtick (08/12/2016) [-]
Cause everyone likes a nice ass. I mean I enjoy a nice ass and I don't even like anal.
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#21 - danniegurl (08/12/2016) [-]
So what I read in a body language book that also contained why we're attracted to different physical parts said that women like butts because when a guy has a nice butt, it is a sign that they have developed muscles there, so during sex they are thrusting using the force of those muscles, rather than using the force of their body weight (which can be very uncomfortable for the woman)
#20 - anon (08/12/2016) [-]
The ass is a muscle. Women like muscles. Firm muscles that are good for thrusting.
#13 - anon (08/12/2016) [-]
As someone attracted to both it's just another thing to appreciate, on a guy it's usually a sin of physical fitness or health which is always an attractive quality
#14 - helloyouarereadin (08/12/2016) [-]
Sign not sin, oops
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#15 - reaperssprint (08/12/2016) [-]
So did you originally post as anon for any reason in particular?
#16 - helloyouarereadin (08/12/2016) [-]
I must've ticked the check box without thinking, assuming it was a not a robot checker thing
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#18 - reaperssprint (08/12/2016) [-]
Gotcha, not entirely sure why it caught my attention.
#19 - helloyouarereadin (08/12/2016) [-]
It's all good, good to be observant

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