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#437 - Can you pinpoint the EXACT moment i said "this guy can't …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2014 on Horror movies 0
User avatar #440 - GEARBOY (05/05/2014) [-]
I was not referring to you in particular saying "this guy can't draw for shit" - I was only responding to your concern.

There are many people who have said that as well as "this guy just draws tits" and those are the people the description in the post was aimed at.

You can pm and we can discuss whatever you like there (I also unblocked timelordjam)
#216 - if i dont see you get famous one day i will invent a time mach…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2014 on This site is why i'm off to... 0
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#215 - Proof that its me. 01/29/2014 on This site is why i'm off to... 0
#267 - Sethorein hickerydickery theepicguerilla joancod (sorry, rea…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2014 on CRE Ironbeard's supply shop 0
User avatar #273 - theepicguerilla (01/21/2014) [-]
I can honestly tell you we have not bein actually RPing for awhile but here is the link
#48 - timelordjam sorry, just tagging my new account 01/21/2014 on (untitled) 0
#4700588 - ADDY, GIBBE DIS BLUE AND ILL MAKE YOU SOME LEMON SQUARES 01/19/2014 on Play items 0
#4698851 - Ok addy, i made you lemon squares 01/19/2014 on Play items +1
#4698815 - PARTAH 01/19/2014 on Play items 0
#4698766 - Begging for light purple text like the faggot I am 01/19/2014 on Play items 0


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User avatar #53 - mcderper (01/04/2014) [-]
I got into my steam account!!!!

My user name is platapus1

I think I added you, let me know if I added the right person.
User avatar #54 to #53 - creatablejam (01/04/2014) [-]
Yeah you did. HUZZAH!. Also, that red text is orgasmic
User avatar #55 to #54 - mcderper (01/04/2014) [-]
thanx bro, hope addy lets me keep it for a while.....
User avatar #48 - glasssmasher (12/28/2013) [-]
there is no way you are 15
User avatar #50 to #48 - creatablejam (12/28/2013) [-]
14 on the 28th, also. Thanks for straining my eyes on your name
User avatar #51 to #50 - creatablejam (12/28/2013) [-]
**** me, I turned 14th on the 18th of August, god damn I should get some sleep
User avatar #52 to #51 - creatablejam (12/28/2013) [-]
God damnit, 28th*
User avatar #43 - hornack (12/18/2013) [-]
Hey this is dumb but I was wondering if you use you fj points? They're pretty useless unless you do items and I kinda need them so would you consider giving them to me?
User avatar #44 to #43 - creatablejam (12/26/2013) [-]
I cant read that...
User avatar #45 to #44 - hornack (12/26/2013) [-]
Hey this is dumb but I was wondering if you use you fj points? They're pretty useless unless you do items and I kinda need them so would you consider giving them to me?
User avatar #46 to #45 - creatablejam (12/27/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, for sure
User avatar #47 to #46 - hornack (12/27/2013) [-]
So should I send for them?
User avatar #5 - blobboy (12/12/2013) [-]
And your dreams, you mentioned, they come true?
User avatar #32 to #5 - creatablejam (12/13/2013) [-]
nice red text
User avatar #33 to #32 - blobboy (12/13/2013) [-]
Thanks, I think I might change it to green, but I don't know who to ask.
User avatar #34 to #33 - creatablejam (12/13/2013) [-]
How'd ya get it?
User avatar #35 to #34 - blobboy (12/13/2013) [-]
Submitting OC
User avatar #36 to #35 - creatablejam (12/13/2013) [-]
Aha. That easy eh?
User avatar #37 to #36 - blobboy (12/13/2013) [-]
Has to get 1,000 + thumbs. But yeah, pretty neat. Also, the third Guide is up now, if you want to give it a looksie.
User avatar #38 to #37 - creatablejam (12/14/2013) [-]
What'ya use to make your comps?
User avatar #39 to #38 - blobboy (12/14/2013) [-]
Photoshop CS6 and souls of firstborn sons.
User avatar #40 to #39 - creatablejam (12/14/2013) [-]
Ahh right, my bad. I thought it was the souls of unborn daughters. ugh, i'm so stupid
User avatar #41 to #40 - blobboy (12/14/2013) [-]
Man the souls of unborn daughters are so outdated. Completely less functional as well.
User avatar #42 to #41 - creatablejam (12/14/2013) [-]
I know right?!. They always seem to take forever to start working
User avatar #7 to #5 - creatablejam (12/12/2013) [-]
Some things i can deal with. But this **** . Is ******
User avatar #6 to #5 - creatablejam (12/12/2013) [-]
Yes. Every.Single.One
User avatar #8 to #6 - blobboy (12/12/2013) [-]
I've kept a journal. He's only been in one of mine, but it was the most, I feel, important. I mentioned in the description.
And in my dream, ALL his desire was to kill me using the people I loved, like holy **** .
User avatar #9 to #8 - creatablejam (12/12/2013) [-]
I know that kind of deal. as ****** as it sounds, i've gotten used to it. Actually, i'm prett thankfull for some things that I have happened to come in contact with whilst dreaming or seeing that man. One dream inparticular made me take my cat to the vet. I don't know why, that dream had nothing to do about my cat, or even animals in general. It was just that man on a hill, a different hill mind you. And he was just..nodding his head and then winked at me, in a sort of way you would expect a baby to wink. But in the afternoon after that deam I was looking at my cat and remembered the nodding. I don't know why but I felt the most suddern urge to take my cat to the vet. And it turned out that If I waited any more than 5 hours to do so, he would have died
User avatar #11 to #9 - blobboy (12/12/2013) [-]
I really wish I knew what my dreams meant.
User avatar #12 to #11 - creatablejam (12/12/2013) [-]
And something that i find especially odd is that, every dream without him, is a lucid dream. It's almost as if this thing is forcing itself into every dream of mine that I cant control.
User avatar #13 to #12 - blobboy (12/12/2013) [-]
Goddamn this **** freaks me out.
User avatar #15 to #13 - creatablejam (12/12/2013) [-]
Do you have any other stories about him?
User avatar #16 to #15 - blobboy (12/12/2013) [-]
No, other than I find him unsettling. I even showed kids around school thisman.org, but they've never seen him.
User avatar #14 to #13 - creatablejam (12/12/2013) [-]
I've taken some extreme lengths in the past. I used to stay up days at a time. And when I'd go to sleep he would say "no no no, you've been gone a LOONG time, haven't you?, you need to stay here now. You're not leaving, you've been bad. No no no" THOSE WORDS EXACTLY. I would never forgot those
User avatar #17 to #14 - swordwoman (12/12/2013) [-]
Oh, did you have anything else happening to you other than the grinning man?

You too blobboy.
User avatar #20 to #17 - blobboy (12/12/2013) [-]
My dreams, regardless of the presence of the grin, have come true or have had some connection to the real world. My dreams have usually been just random **** that tie into nothing, but now they all have some connection example, money in my wallet, clothes I have to when I'm awake.
And also, I once dreamed I was in front of a Shriner lodge (which I've never seen the inside to) with a freemason. He gave me a key, told me to open the door, and take a book on a pedestal and hide it. I did so and riots and fire broke out.
I looked up the inside of this place for kicks, and as I dreamed, there was a pedestal in the middle with a book on it.
User avatar #23 to #20 - swordwoman (12/12/2013) [-]
Well **** , that sounds interesting. Can you tell me things that have happened to you other than the dreams? Don't worry, I won't judge you for what you'll say.

I've seen enough things myself.
User avatar #30 to #23 - blobboy (12/13/2013) [-]
Alrighty here we go, my dream with the Grinning Man, probably my freakiest.
It was the apocalypse, I forget what happened, whatever. I ran to CVS, got supplies, hell I even offered to pay but the cashier just let me have it. Everyone in the store was frantic, anyways I went out with my shopping cart of stuff, got mugged. And there he was in the corner in a hat staring at me.
Did nothing to help me, but I just remember his image standing there. I can't forget it.
#31 to #30 - swordwoman (12/13/2013) [-]
Well 			****		. It seems that the guy is showing you the future, why.
Well **** . It seems that the guy is showing you the future, why.
User avatar #18 to #17 - creatablejam (12/12/2013) [-]
My cat is kind of a freak. I can tell my cat to do anything, literally. Even if its words that I've never said around him he will do it. I don't know if that's strange or common. But it's like he speaks English. I am also aware how much this sounds like the most ******** you've ever heard. But its not
User avatar #21 to #18 - swordwoman (12/12/2013) [-]
Would you mind recording it, doing things as you tell it to do them?

but that's all?
User avatar #22 to #21 - creatablejam (12/12/2013) [-]
Oh yeah i'll record some for sure. He's not inside right now though.
User avatar #24 to #22 - swordwoman (12/12/2013) [-]
Alright, thank you I am very interested in seeing this.
User avatar #25 to #24 - creatablejam (12/12/2013) [-]
Anything you want me to test out?. There are a few things that will definitely not work though. Like, if he knows he will hurt himself, or anyone else he wont do it. That or he wont do anything if he's tired.
User avatar #26 to #25 - swordwoman (12/13/2013) [-]
Place paper balls on the floor and ask it to pick it up and place it on the table or something? or spell out your name by using sticks, or with the sticks solving a simple math question?
User avatar #27 to #26 - creatablejam (12/13/2013) [-]
I'll try that. I've never tried anything with speling or math before so it will be interesting
User avatar #28 to #27 - swordwoman (12/13/2013) [-]
Will you have the recording hopefully by tomorrow?
User avatar #29 to #28 - creatablejam (12/13/2013) [-]
I'll try
User avatar #19 to #18 - creatablejam (12/12/2013) [-]
Example, i could tell him to run to the kitchen and get a banana and drop it on top of my left foot, and he'd do it
User avatar #10 to #9 - creatablejam (12/12/2013) [-]
(Its was some stomach problem, something with bloating)
#1 - thimmiee (12/01/2013) [-]
Your comment virginity belongs to me
#2 to #1 - creatablejam (12/01/2013) [-]
Your ass belongs to me
Your ass belongs to me
#3 to #2 - thimmiee (12/01/2013) [-]
Fine with me
#4 to #3 - creatablejam (12/01/2013) [-]
Let's get wasted
Let's get wasted
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