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User avatar #2899 - creamNscream (02/06/2015) [+] (3 replies)
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can CreamNscream do his best impression of a person advertising a porn site named CreamNscream.com ?

please?
#3181 - sniffythebird (03/29/2015) [-]
Back to playing my main again for I don't know how long (probably until I get bored of it and want to play ironman again, then repeat the cycle).   
   
Why is RS so addicting?
Back to playing my main again for I don't know how long (probably until I get bored of it and want to play ironman again, then repeat the cycle).

Why is RS so addicting?
User avatar #3182 to #3181 - creamNscream (03/29/2015) [-]
because gold
#3183 to #3182 - sniffythebird (03/30/2015) [-]
OSRS is becoming pay2win soon with bonds.

But **** that **** , I'm not buying bonds for buyable 99's when I can just runecraft it up and make mad stacks on my own.
#3172 - sniffythebird (03/27/2015) [-]
>Doing legends quest at low combat.
>Doing legends quest at low combat.
#3174 to #3173 - sniffythebird (03/27/2015) [-]
It was actually really fun.

Somehow I find it so satisfying to do quests at much lower combat than most people do. And laughing in the face of some 100+ combat guy who still uses mith gloves while I'm closing in on barrows gloves and I'm 66 combat.
#3155 - sniffythebird (03/23/2015) [-]
Ironman on OSRS is ******* dope, man.
User avatar #3156 to #3155 - creamNscream (03/23/2015) [-]
Ironman is very interesting.

On a side note I now have virtus wand and book, so now i pound with magic.
#3157 to #3156 - sniffythebird (03/23/2015) [-]
MFW I have no idea what those are.   
   
And indeed. I see a lot of people complaining about how hard it supposedly is, but for me it's just fun, and freeing in a way. There's so much more variety, so much less dead content, and achieving any kind of goal (lvl, quest, item, etc) is 10x more satisfying. And to top it all off, you never have to worry about the player economy, or factor in the value of any items / resources you use, all you do is consider how useful something is for yourself, and you can basically lvl your resource gathering + resource using skills in any way you want. A normal account is just grinding out the most efficient method for everything mindlessly until you max or something, but an ironman is so much more.
MFW I have no idea what those are.

And indeed. I see a lot of people complaining about how hard it supposedly is, but for me it's just fun, and freeing in a way. There's so much more variety, so much less dead content, and achieving any kind of goal (lvl, quest, item, etc) is 10x more satisfying. And to top it all off, you never have to worry about the player economy, or factor in the value of any items / resources you use, all you do is consider how useful something is for yourself, and you can basically lvl your resource gathering + resource using skills in any way you want. A normal account is just grinding out the most efficient method for everything mindlessly until you max or something, but an ironman is so much more.
User avatar #3158 to #3157 - creamNscream (03/23/2015) [-]
Ironman is incredibly fun.

And virtus wand and book are Tier 80 (For scaling, bandos armor and weapon is tier 70) They're dropped off of nex with is the final boss in the god wars dungeon. She such a fun boss fight
#3159 to #3158 - sniffythebird (03/23/2015) [-]
Some good shieeet I assume?   
   
MFW over 1K total and more than half the quests done already.
Some good shieeet I assume?

MFW over 1K total and more than half the quests done already.
User avatar #3160 to #3159 - creamNscream (03/23/2015) [-]
dude holy swag.

And nex is really fun. 200k health and a 5 phase fight, the kill takes anywhere from 5-10 minutes
#3161 to #3160 - sniffythebird (03/23/2015) [-]
Nanomachines, son.
User avatar #3162 to #3161 - creamNscream (03/23/2015) [-]
dat 83 hunting tho
#3164 to #3162 - sniffythebird (03/23/2015) [-]
Also, dis.

Kek.
#3163 to #3162 - sniffythebird (03/23/2015) [-]
Gotta catch the dragon implings. Until I get 80 crafting, that's the only reasonable way I can get glories.
User avatar #3132 to #3111 - creamNscream (03/19/2015) [-]
99 cook is easy and cheap as **** haha i have that.
But 95 herb first then 95 pray afterwards. it'll be about 350m total but it's so worth

also, shameless self promotion www.funnyjunk.com/Dank+memes+vsauce+edition/funny-pictures/5487648/
User avatar #3133 to #3132 - Virt (03/19/2015) [-]
but prayer suuucckkksss
User avatar #3134 to #3133 - creamNscream (03/19/2015) [-]
Frost drag bones at guilded altar is super fast, but it's expensive as hell.
User avatar #3135 to #3134 - Virt (03/19/2015) [-]
yea
when i trained i just did dragon bones at the ectofunus cuz im basic
User avatar #3136 to #3135 - creamNscream (03/19/2015) [-]
yeah frost drags at gilded altar is the best, you get like 700 xp per bones
User avatar #3137 to #3136 - Virt (03/19/2015) [-]
thats nice until you hit like 80 lol
User avatar #3138 to #3137 - creamNscream (03/19/2015) [-]
yeah it becomes the struggle bus then.
But so worth, I have OVL's and i can pound QBD 5 times before i have to bank with them
User avatar #3139 to #3138 - Virt (03/19/2015) [-]
alright
well im on if you wanna watch me scrub around lol
User avatar #3140 to #3139 - creamNscream (03/19/2015) [-]
I'm raiding on WoW right now, afterwards you want to do a boss in godwars if you haven't before?
User avatar #3141 to #3140 - Virt (03/19/2015) [-]
i used to a long time ago so you might have to re teach me but sure
User avatar #3142 to #3141 - creamNscream (03/19/2015) [-]
If we do it's going to be zammy or armadyl because they have the only valuable drops.

What do you have for range or mage gear?
User avatar #3143 to #3142 - Virt (03/19/2015) [-]
range i dont know off the top of my head, not amazing but alright, mage i have ganodermic
User avatar #3144 to #3143 - creamNscream (03/19/2015) [-]
If you have half decent range gear i'd prefer to do arma, its a little bit better and i can pound harder with ranged.
User avatar #3145 to #3144 - Virt (03/19/2015) [-]
alright
i think its black dhide and dual rune crossbows
User avatar #3147 to #3145 - creamNscream (03/19/2015) [-]
I'm on if you wanna duo arma
User avatar #3146 to #3145 - creamNscream (03/19/2015) [-]
Close enough. I should be able to pound armadyl before he pounds you
User avatar #3148 to #3146 - Virt (03/19/2015) [-]
hey sorry i was talking to roommates ill be on
User avatar #3149 to #3148 - creamNscream (03/19/2015) [-]
Aight I'll finish my clue scroll and get geared, you can get your killcount if you want, we're gunna do armadyl.
User avatar #3150 to #3149 - Virt (03/19/2015) [-]
killcount?
#3112 to #3111 - creamNscream (03/18/2015) [-]
>360 no scoping guthix into the shadow realm

L O L
User avatar #3113 to #3112 - Virt (03/18/2015) [-]
yea, its all super accurate too
like god damn
User avatar #3114 to #3113 - creamNscream (03/18/2015) [-]
Sliske is such a twat, I love him.

But nex is ultimate RS waifu.
User avatar #3115 to #3114 - Virt (03/18/2015) [-]
yea, what god do you follow in RS? im gonna guess zaros?
User avatar #3116 to #3115 - creamNscream (03/18/2015) [-]
You'd be correct. he's such a badass, and his followers are ******* insane I love them.
User avatar #3117 to #3116 - Virt (03/18/2015) [-]
this is why i love you <3
my title is the of zaros one, he's the coolest god and his people get **** done
User avatar #3118 to #3117 - creamNscream (03/18/2015) [-]
Exactly. I have Tz'haar on mine, I think they're pretty cool too.
User avatar #3119 to #3118 - Virt (03/18/2015) [-]
this reminds me i should probably finish up the god tasks cuz you get cool stuff
User avatar #3120 to #3119 - creamNscream (03/18/2015) [-]
God tasks?
User avatar #3121 to #3120 - Virt (03/18/2015) [-]
like the people who sit in the towns and recruit you for the gods
you do tasks for them and get xp and ****
User avatar #3122 to #3121 - creamNscream (03/18/2015) [-]
Oh yeah those kleagles, that's right. I never bothered with that.

I just do a bunch of nex, QBD and armadyl solo
User avatar #3123 to #3122 - Virt (03/18/2015) [-]
im not strong enough to do that lol
add me goldknigh15
User avatar #3124 to #3123 - creamNscream (03/18/2015) [-]
Sure thing, I'm Kingscream. What's your combat?

Also finished
www.funnyjunk.com/Runescape+lore+the+godwars/text/5487599/
User avatar #3125 to #3124 - Virt (03/19/2015) [-]
101

76 att
72 str
77 def
70 range
77 magic
#3126 to #3125 - creamNscream (03/19/2015) [-]
Maybe I can carry you do some god wars with you to help you get some dank moneys.
#3127 to #3126 - Virt (03/19/2015) [-]
shiiiittttt i wanna get to that level but im so lazy lol

heres my mixtape fam
User avatar #3128 to #3127 - creamNscream (03/19/2015) [-]
Just gotta keep at it. Remember to save up for 95 herb / prayer for overloads and SS/ turm
User avatar #3129 to #3128 - Virt (03/19/2015) [-]
SS turn?
User avatar #3130 to #3129 - creamNscream (03/19/2015) [-]
Soul split - gives you lifesteal for each hit
Turmoil - Drain melee stats of enemy and increase your own (there are range and mage variants too.
User avatar #3131 to #3130 - Virt (03/19/2015) [-]
sweet that sounds pretty great
im gonna get 99 cooking first tho lol
#3101 - sniffythebird (03/16/2015) [-]
Spot the missing piece.
User avatar #3103 to #3101 - creamNscream (03/16/2015) [-]
graphics card?
#3104 to #3103 - sniffythebird (03/16/2015) [-]
Piece of tubing between the CPU block and GPU blocks.

Fittings were the wrong size, gotta wait to get new ones.
User avatar #3105 to #3104 - creamNscream (03/16/2015) [-]
Oh, i see it now.

RIP
#3106 to #3105 - sniffythebird (03/16/2015) [-]
>Meanwhile, using laptop.
>CPU roasting at 65-75C while playing OSRS and watching movies / browsing internets
>Play a demanding game and it sounds like a jet engine
User avatar #3107 to #3106 - creamNscream (03/16/2015) [-]
I had to buy a cooling unit for my CPU, the fan i had was a stock AMD one with fans the size of toothpicks.
It would get to 70 - 80 degrees running high end games and it sounded like the apocalypse when it got to like 8000 rpm's.
#3108 to #3107 - sniffythebird (03/16/2015) [-]
&gt;Stock coolers
>Stock coolers
User avatar #3109 to #3108 - creamNscream (03/16/2015) [-]
Literally
#3077 - papafrank (03/15/2015) [-]
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User avatar #3098 to #3077 - creamNscream (03/16/2015) [-]
Some tips for new players.
>1-40 pray always bury bones you find.
>Always use dualies or 2h swords, sword and board is **** now.
>Do slayer to level up your combat early on.
>ALWAYS pick up charms.
>Save your money, don't spend it on something downs.
>You can use your adrenaline to restore your health by clicking on the heal on your action bar out of combat.
>Get your fishing to 30 and cooking to 30 early so you can fish and cook trout / salmon by barbarian village.
>Hunting and Constuction are **** , don't level them.
>Prioritize levelling your attack over your strength early for accuracy and damage.
>Activate any lodestones you find in towns you visit (It's like a quick teleportation to towns)
>Be careful in the wildy.
>>Don't buy bonds. If you do you're a giganto faggito.
#3102 to #3098 - sniffythebird (03/16/2015) [-]
&gt;Not oldschool.   
   
U wot
>Not oldschool.

U wot
#3099 to #3098 - papafrank (03/16/2015) [-]
Thanks for the info senpai &lt;3
Thanks for the info senpai <3
User avatar #3100 to #3099 - creamNscream (03/16/2015) [-]
Anytime cutie. Let me know what your IGN is when you get around to it
#3079 to #3078 - papafrank (03/15/2015) [-]
how u been doin mango.
how u been doin mango.
#3081 to #3080 - papafrank (03/15/2015) [-]
Very weird day today, a cockatiel was on my balcony 8 in the morning, took it in my room it looked very sick so i was looking online like how to cure it at home or if I should take it to the vet, so according to the interwebs it was indeed sick but all the vets were closed since its sunday today n shiz    
So what I did was just trying to keep the bird warm etc.    
my little brother wanted to play ps4 in the room so i was gonna take the bird to another room and just when i grabbed the bird he got a stroke and i was 			*******		 scared i thought i accidentally broke its neck or something so yeah, that happened today.
Very weird day today, a cockatiel was on my balcony 8 in the morning, took it in my room it looked very sick so i was looking online like how to cure it at home or if I should take it to the vet, so according to the interwebs it was indeed sick but all the vets were closed since its sunday today n shiz
So what I did was just trying to keep the bird warm etc.
my little brother wanted to play ps4 in the room so i was gonna take the bird to another room and just when i grabbed the bird he got a stroke and i was ******* scared i thought i accidentally broke its neck or something so yeah, that happened today.
User avatar #3082 to #3081 - creamNscream (03/15/2015) [-]
dude thats dank, is it okay
#3083 to #3082 - papafrank (03/16/2015) [-]
It died a few hours later, I went away to burry it.
<Made this pic a few hours before he died, he was a badass m8.
User avatar #3084 to #3083 - creamNscream (03/16/2015) [-]
RIP in pepsi, he was a warrior
User avatar #3086 to #3085 - creamNscream (03/16/2015) [-]
so other than that wassup
#3087 to #3086 - papafrank (03/16/2015) [-]
Bought the new Dragonball Xenoverse, playing that allot lately, if you have it 2 we can play together.
User avatar #3088 to #3087 - creamNscream (03/16/2015) [-]
Nah.

Mostly runescape and WoW atm
User avatar #3089 to #3088 - papafrank (03/16/2015) [-]
Old skewl runescape or the new runescape
User avatar #3090 to #3089 - creamNscream (03/16/2015) [-]
New one
User avatar #3091 to #3090 - papafrank (03/16/2015) [-]
I might try it out soon so we'll be able to play, I used to play runescape around 2008 but everything changed when the updates attacked. I lost my account and after that i neverplayed runescape again, so i forgot how to runescape if you will teach me runescape how to play we'll play.
User avatar #3092 to #3091 - creamNscream (03/16/2015) [-]
Will you have to make a new account?
#3093 to #3092 - papafrank (03/16/2015) [-]
I guess so since I couldn't login back then I dont think I will be able to now, So I'll make a new account.
User avatar #3094 to #3093 - creamNscream (03/16/2015) [-]
It will take you a long time to get on my and my friend's level, I'm combat 131, and they're max combat.

Effectively they have a hotbar for abilities now.
Always use a 2h or dual wield in EoC, sword and board are **** now unless you're tanking
User avatar #3095 to #3094 - papafrank (03/16/2015) [-]
So if I want to play with you guys what would you recommend me to be, like I wanna be usefull for you guys n **** you know.
User avatar #3096 to #3095 - creamNscream (03/16/2015) [-]
Um, well it may be a long time before you can do the bosses we can do (Kalphite king, nex, QBD) which is our biggest money method, and those require overloads (96 herblore) and a combat of like 110+ minimum.

So you can do pretty much whatever you want until you're high combat. When you're like 80+ I'll gladly carry you in God Wars for money.
#3097 to #3096 - papafrank (03/16/2015) [-]
Well, I'll try to level up asap, I might msg you sometimes like what I need to do or what I need to lvl up, hope to play with u spoon m8, we gon rek ppl together 6ever.
Well, I'll try to level up asap, I might msg you sometimes like what I need to do or what I need to lvl up, hope to play with u spoon m8, we gon rek ppl together 6ever.
User avatar #3072 to #3071 - creamNscream (03/01/2015) [-]
Your voice is like a choir of angels.
#3073 to #3072 - narudawg (03/01/2015) [-]
hell yeh cheeki breeki
hell yeh cheeki breeki
#3075 to #3074 - narudawg (03/01/2015) [-]
Iv damke
Iv damke
#3068 - tarabostes ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
Sup ***** , how do i see who subscribed to me?
User avatar #3069 to #3068 - creamNscream (03/01/2015) [-]
I honestly don't think there is a way to see. Sorry.
#3070 to #3069 - tarabostes ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
oh sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
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#3057 - yiffcario (03/01/2015) [-]
You're a mod, you've probably suggested some stuff.
www.funnyjunk.com/suggest_improvements/2177#2177
Opinion pls.
User avatar #3058 to #3057 - creamNscream (03/01/2015) [-]
I think it's cool but addy only cares about .00001% of any suggestions so it probs won't happen.
User avatar #3060 to #3059 - creamNscream (03/01/2015) [-]
I hate to say it but it's true, he hates suggestions. but who knows, maybe he'll like it.
#3061 to #3060 - yiffcario (03/01/2015) [-]
>Suggestion page
>Hates suggestions.

"Well I could heal your broken leg but instead I'm going to break it more."
User avatar #3062 to #3061 - creamNscream (03/01/2015) [-]
Literally.

But maybe he does get good ideas from there from time to time which is why he keeps it.
User avatar #3063 to #3062 - yiffcario (03/01/2015) [-]
Maybe, or inspiration.
#3055 - papafrank (03/01/2015) [-]
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#3049 - thycupcake (02/25/2015) [-]
**thycupcake used "*roll cah answer*"**
**thycupcake rolls Sharing needles.**
Haven't seen you in a bit
How you doing
User avatar #3050 to #3049 - creamNscream (02/25/2015) [-]
Pretty good, getting ready for work, how you doing
#3051 to #3050 - thycupcake (02/25/2015) [-]
Doing rather fantastically, just chilling after some WoW
Leveling past 60 gets pretty slow
Also I don't remember, you on EUW or NA for league?
Have a nice day btw
User avatar #3052 to #3051 - creamNscream (02/25/2015) [-]
I'm on NA

Speaking of which I'm one win away from my silver promos already.

and thanks
#3053 to #3052 - thycupcake (02/25/2015) [-]
Awh shame you're on NA

Good luck in your promos
Shooting for Gold this season?
User avatar #3054 to #3053 - creamNscream (02/26/2015) [-]
Why thanks man! If i keep up the progress i'm making at the same rate, I'll hit plat. I think hitting plat would be awesome.
User avatar #3047 - azusa (02/25/2015) [-]
xD
#3048 to #3047 - creamNscream (02/25/2015) [-]
Holy 			****		 dude, long time no see. What's up.
Holy **** dude, long time no see. What's up.
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