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#1214481 - >ps4 pleb  [+] (9 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Friendly +1
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#1214488 - ecov (04/20/2014) [-]
you're just jealous
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#1214496 - creamNscream (04/20/2014) [-]
>Have custome PC capable of playing arma 3 at 70 fps
>Jealous of console.

lolk
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#1214502 - ecov (04/20/2014) [-]
I have a custom PC that I built myself that can do that as well

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#1214504 - creamNscream (04/20/2014) [-]
Then why ps4
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#1214530 - ecov (04/20/2014) [-]
because fuck microsoft what they tried to pull at the last E3
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#1214531 - creamNscream (04/20/2014) [-]
i mean why ps4 when you can pc
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#1214534 - ecov (04/20/2014) [-]
I prefer playing on a console
#1214537 - creamNscream (04/20/2014) [-]
blasphemy
#1214543 - ecov (04/20/2014) [-]
FUCK YOU BITCH

WHAT TO GO?!?!?
#1214404 - That's always fun. Walking around is really nice isn't it?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Friendly +1
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#1214518 - kokanum (04/20/2014) [-]
It really is
Sorry, getting ready to go to my grandmas for Easter


We had fun talking n stuff
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#1214522 - creamNscream (04/20/2014) [-]
Not a problem, have fun!

You know where to find me
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#1214524 - kokanum (04/20/2014) [-]
Alright, thanks!
#1214526 - creamNscream (04/20/2014) [-]
#1214386 - That's sad to hear, but glad to see you guys are still friends…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Friendly +1
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#1214400 - kokanum (04/20/2014) [-]
We hung out all day on Friday, and talked a lot. Went for a walk and was past legal curfew.
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#1214404 - creamNscream (04/20/2014) [-]
That's always fun. Walking around is really nice isn't it?
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#1214518 - kokanum (04/20/2014) [-]
It really is
Sorry, getting ready to go to my grandmas for Easter


We had fun talking n stuff
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#1214522 - creamNscream (04/20/2014) [-]
Not a problem, have fun!

You know where to find me
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#1214524 - kokanum (04/20/2014) [-]
Alright, thanks!
#1214526 - creamNscream (04/20/2014) [-]
#1214312 - Sounds awesome, glad to see things are working out well. …  [+] (8 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Friendly +1
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#1214366 - kokanum (04/20/2014) [-]
Different friend. In fact, my oldest and most trusting friend. He has told me he's weird around people who are bi and gay, but he said since I'm his oldest he'll be fine around me. Especially since I am one of the only people that talk to him anymore.
Poor guy, he had a girlfriend for 1 week to find out she was cheating on him, and it was so sad. He deserve so much better.
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#1214386 - creamNscream (04/20/2014) [-]
That's sad to hear, but glad to see you guys are still friends.

You should try and cheer him up a little, I'm sure it will make his day
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#1214400 - kokanum (04/20/2014) [-]
We hung out all day on Friday, and talked a lot. Went for a walk and was past legal curfew.
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#1214404 - creamNscream (04/20/2014) [-]
That's always fun. Walking around is really nice isn't it?
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#1214518 - kokanum (04/20/2014) [-]
It really is
Sorry, getting ready to go to my grandmas for Easter


We had fun talking n stuff
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#1214522 - creamNscream (04/20/2014) [-]
Not a problem, have fun!

You know where to find me
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#1214524 - kokanum (04/20/2014) [-]
Alright, thanks!
#1214526 - creamNscream (04/20/2014) [-]
#1214125 - Sounds like an awesome easter  [+] (10 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Friendly +1
#1214133 - kokanum (04/20/2014) [-]
The best!
Came out to a friend, and he was alright with me. We are literally the oldest friends we have of each other since elementary.
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#1214312 - creamNscream (04/20/2014) [-]
Sounds awesome, glad to see things are working out well.

Did you tell me about this freind or is this a different one?
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#1214366 - kokanum (04/20/2014) [-]
Different friend. In fact, my oldest and most trusting friend. He has told me he's weird around people who are bi and gay, but he said since I'm his oldest he'll be fine around me. Especially since I am one of the only people that talk to him anymore.
Poor guy, he had a girlfriend for 1 week to find out she was cheating on him, and it was so sad. He deserve so much better.
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#1214386 - creamNscream (04/20/2014) [-]
That's sad to hear, but glad to see you guys are still friends.

You should try and cheer him up a little, I'm sure it will make his day
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#1214400 - kokanum (04/20/2014) [-]
We hung out all day on Friday, and talked a lot. Went for a walk and was past legal curfew.
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#1214404 - creamNscream (04/20/2014) [-]
That's always fun. Walking around is really nice isn't it?
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#1214518 - kokanum (04/20/2014) [-]
It really is
Sorry, getting ready to go to my grandmas for Easter


We had fun talking n stuff
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#1214522 - creamNscream (04/20/2014) [-]
Not a problem, have fun!

You know where to find me
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#1214524 - kokanum (04/20/2014) [-]
Alright, thanks!
#1214526 - creamNscream (04/20/2014) [-]
#1214122 - >gift 4 gift with friend on league >Get redeemed riv…  [+] (101 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Friendly +1
#1214132 - kavrick (04/20/2014) [-]
>riven
#1214151 - mangioluingi (04/20/2014) [-]
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#1214154 - kavrick (04/20/2014) [-]
It's the only image i have of her
#1214159 - mangioluingi (04/20/2014) [-]
I have that image... and multiple versions of it... it's so great... everything is just wonderful...
#1218635 - betars (04/21/2014) [-]
You're such a baka jerk.
#1218649 - mangioluingi (04/21/2014) [-]
Yes ma'am... I'm the worst that ever was... I deserve all the punishment... I'm so sorry...
Please forgive me...
#1218661 - betars (04/21/2014) [-]
I'm gonna take a break now...hmm maybe even sleep, possibly?

don't forget to suggest a punishment worthy <3
#1218676 - mangioluingi (04/21/2014) [-]
Never being able to talk to you again would be so awful...
I might sleep as well anyway... I will...
#1218444 - betars (04/21/2014) [-]
I want to feast on you now...
#1218452 - mangioluingi (04/21/2014) [-]
I... I....
#1218458 - betars (04/21/2014) [-]
No one can hear you...it's okay.
#1218473 - mangioluingi (04/21/2014) [-]
I... It's...
It's okay...
everything is... okay...?
#1218476 - betars (04/21/2014) [-]
**betars silently kisses your neck**
shhh...
#1218493 - mangioluingi (04/21/2014) [-]
...
#1218508 - betars (04/21/2014) [-]
maybe I'll let you go for now.
#1218528 - mangioluingi (04/21/2014) [-]
#1218540 - betars (04/21/2014) [-]
H-how bold
#1218548 - mangioluingi (04/21/2014) [-]
I don't want anything to do with any of this...
#1218555 - betars (04/21/2014) [-]
b-but you did.
#1218572 - mangioluingi (04/21/2014) [-]
That wasn't me...
You're lying to yourself...
#1218574 - betars (04/21/2014) [-]
Am I?
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#1218602 - mangioluingi (04/21/2014) [-]
Y-yes...
#1218607 - betars (04/21/2014) [-]
Probably.

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#1218622 - mangioluingi (04/21/2014) [-]
Thank you god...
#1218057 - betars (04/21/2014) [-]
but that's too good to be true.
#1218063 - mangioluingi (04/21/2014) [-]
Woe is me... I guess I'll never be happy...
#1218098 - betars (04/21/2014) [-]
Is this for real?
#1218114 - mangioluingi (04/21/2014) [-]
That depends on you~
#1218201 - betars (04/21/2014) [-]
But what if I accidentally did something you don't like?
#1218235 - mangioluingi (04/21/2014) [-]
There's nothing I don't like about you~
#1218262 - betars (04/21/2014) [-]
well...it is tempting.


But I wouldn't dare to commit such a crime.
#1218294 - mangioluingi (04/21/2014) [-]
You're right...
It is a crime to do such a thing...

You're such a good girl aren't you...?
#1218297 - betars (04/21/2014) [-]
That doesn't mean I don't want to do it.
#1218344 - mangioluingi (04/21/2014) [-]
Your shell is so nice... your inner demons will be soon dealt with I'm sure... don't worry about it deary...
#1218350 - betars (04/21/2014) [-]
What do you mean?
#1218365 - mangioluingi (04/21/2014) [-]
We will cleanse you soon... no worries...
#1218369 - betars (04/21/2014) [-]
o-oh.
#1218403 - mangioluingi (04/21/2014) [-]
No more dirty dirty thoughts...
#1218411 - betars (04/21/2014) [-]
Actually...come here.
#1218434 - mangioluingi (04/21/2014) [-]
I'm sorry? N-no!
We've already planned everything!
#1214389 - betars (04/20/2014) [-]
Is there a way to make you feel better?
#1214396 - mangioluingi (04/20/2014) [-]
I'm sorry... For better or for worse I shall remain the same...
#1216894 - betars (04/21/2014) [-]
Hmm...no.
#1216909 - mangioluingi (04/21/2014) [-]
I think that would be the best thing for you to do if that were the case...
#1216975 - betars (04/21/2014) [-]
oh...
#1217008 - mangioluingi (04/21/2014) [-]
Sorry sorry...
#1217917 - betars (04/21/2014) [-]
Feeling better now?
#1217933 - mangioluingi (04/21/2014) [-]
If that's what you want~
#1217946 - betars (04/21/2014) [-]
What?
#1217961 - mangioluingi (04/21/2014) [-]
#1217969 - betars (04/21/2014) [-]
oh you.
#1218003 - mangioluingi (04/21/2014) [-]
I am so fine...
#1218007 - betars (04/21/2014) [-]
What part of you?
#1218027 - mangioluingi (04/21/2014) [-]
Every last bit...
#1218034 - betars (04/21/2014) [-]
Are you suggesting anything?
#1218050 - mangioluingi (04/21/2014) [-]
If you would like...
I'd love to be your little plaything...
#1216494 - betars (04/20/2014) [-]
Can't I do that?



I think you're just...adorable.
#1216513 - mangioluingi (04/20/2014) [-]
I'm not stopping you...

I can't stop anyone from doing anything...
#1216537 - betars (04/20/2014) [-]
Darling, if someone does something to you and you don't like it, you gotta speak up.
#1216546 - mangioluingi (04/20/2014) [-]
Nobody can harm me...
I'm fine... always... no matter what...

Please do not worry...
#1216552 - betars (04/20/2014) [-]
How can I not?
#1216580 - mangioluingi (04/20/2014) [-]
I don't know... I'm sorry...
My demeanor is so awful when compared to what I would like...
so contradictory... counterproductive... it cannot be helped... I do not care enough... nobody should care...
#1216591 - betars (04/20/2014) [-]
I see.
#1216602 - mangioluingi (04/20/2014) [-]
I am... not sure you do...
#1216625 - betars (04/20/2014) [-]
Hmm...I wonder.
#1216649 - mangioluingi (04/20/2014) [-]
Too much probably...
#1216674 - betars (04/20/2014) [-]
Alrighty.
#1216693 - mangioluingi (04/20/2014) [-]
AM I being any sort of bother to you...?
#1216813 - betars (04/20/2014) [-]
No, otherwise, I wouldn't be here.
#1216824 - mangioluingi (04/21/2014) [-]
You'd leave in an instant if I were...?
#1214885 - betars (04/20/2014) [-]
...
#1215133 - mangioluingi (04/20/2014) [-]
I... I thought I said something back...
I'm sorry... so sorry...
#1216179 - betars (04/20/2014) [-]
If you're not comfortable with it, its cool.
#1216188 - mangioluingi (04/20/2014) [-]
I think it would be best for me to go...
#1216208 - betars (04/20/2014) [-]
Wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?
#1216218 - mangioluingi (04/20/2014) [-]
Staying...
I'm sorry... I won't go...
#1216222 - betars (04/20/2014) [-]
**betars winks**

So, whatchu wanna do now?
#1216247 - mangioluingi (04/20/2014) [-]
I do not know... I am always at such a loss... all of the time... please help...
#1216259 - betars (04/20/2014) [-]
Would anyone know if I did horrible things to you right here right now?
#1216283 - mangioluingi (04/20/2014) [-]
You can never be too sure...
I don't know...
#1216386 - betars (04/20/2014) [-]
Would you tell?
#1216409 - mangioluingi (04/20/2014) [-]
I never tell anyone anything...
#1216441 - betars (04/20/2014) [-]
**betars kisses on you the cheek and nose**
#1216457 - mangioluingi (04/20/2014) [-]
But... why would you want to do anything like that... with me...?
It doesn't make any sense...
#1214410 - betars (04/20/2014) [-]
**betars leans on you**


There must be something I can do...
#1214189 - betars (04/20/2014) [-]
"Everything is just wonderful"

Wait a sec, I recognize that tone.
#1214201 - mangioluingi (04/20/2014) [-]
What tone...?
Why are you here...?
What's going on...?
#1214233 - betars (04/20/2014) [-]
Well, I'm leaving if you want me to be here, hon.
#1214242 - mangioluingi (04/20/2014) [-]
What did you mean before...?
#1214250 - betars (04/20/2014) [-]
I mean, you're always so grateful of everything.
#1214255 - mangioluingi (04/20/2014) [-]
I'm always so confused...
#1214266 - betars (04/20/2014) [-]
I mean, hmm...


When I see someone post things like "Everything is wonderful", it reminds me of you. Because well, that's your usual attitude. That's all.
#1214285 - mangioluingi (04/20/2014) [-]
But... I am me...
#1214305 - betars (04/20/2014) [-]
I never questioned that.


But...uh, sorry about all the confusion. I'll leave now.
#1214313 - mangioluingi (04/20/2014) [-]
Goodbye then... and please don't worry... everything is still and always will be just fine...
#1214322 - betars (04/20/2014) [-]
Hmm, I was expecting a "Don't leave please".
#1214329 - mangioluingi (04/20/2014) [-]
Sorry sorry... I'm too tired... I don't like going against what other people are trying to do...
like leave... I think it's better to just say goodbye then make it worse than it already is...
#1214339 - betars (04/20/2014) [-]
**betars hugs**
Oh darling it's not like that!

I enjoy spending time with you.
#1214343 - mangioluingi (04/20/2014) [-]
I'm so lost on everything... I don't even care anymore...
#1214357 - betars (04/20/2014) [-]
It'll be alright, hon.
#1214367 - mangioluingi (04/20/2014) [-]
Yes... of course... everything is alright... always...
#1214060 - It's okay I still love you  [+] (2 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Friendly 0
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#1214064 - kavrick (04/20/2014) [-]
<3 ily
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#1214045 - Oh come on now, laugh a little  [+] (4 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Friendly 0
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#1214049 - kavrick (04/20/2014) [-]
Nope, i dont joke about that kind of stuff, sorry
#1214060 - creamNscream (04/20/2014) [-]
It's okay I still love you
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#1214064 - kavrick (04/20/2014) [-]
<3 ily
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#1214040 - You thought I was serious?  [+] (6 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Friendly 0
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#1214042 - kavrick (04/20/2014) [-]
I really dont care, it's not a funny subject
#1214045 - creamNscream (04/20/2014) [-]
Oh come on now, laugh a little
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#1214049 - kavrick (04/20/2014) [-]
Nope, i dont joke about that kind of stuff, sorry
#1214060 - creamNscream (04/20/2014) [-]
It's okay I still love you
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#1214064 - kavrick (04/20/2014) [-]
<3 ily
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#1214039 - Don't lie it would be a cool thing to try though if there wasn…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2014 on Friendly 0
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#1214041 - suikerpapa (04/20/2014) [-]
yeah okay it sounds pretty neato