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    If you're feeling bad, this is for you. If you're feeling bad, this is...
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    Well, it's true. Well, it's true.
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    Adam and Steve Adam and Steve
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    Hey look, it's Morgan Freeman Hey look, it's Morgan Freeman
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    Must be harder than it looks Must be harder than it looks
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    run m8 run run m8 run
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    You died You died

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User avatar #2227 - thewisedane (01/25/2014) [+] (15 replies)
stickied by crazyolitis
Guess what's done.
#131 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (08/08/2013) [+] (27 replies)
stickied
hue
User avatar #3820 - megpoidgumibear (08/16/2015) [-]
allright, change your banner. i regret that drunk spree of over-confidence.
User avatar #3821 to #3820 - crazyolitis (08/16/2015) [-]
make me fgt
User avatar #3822 to #3821 - megpoidgumibear (08/16/2015) [-]
i'll unfriend you.
User avatar #3823 to #3822 - crazyolitis (08/16/2015) [-]
That's a bit extreme, don't you think?
User avatar #3824 to #3823 - megpoidgumibear (08/16/2015) [-]
i'll forget every single good time spent with you and i will call the owners of marcus and tell them to change his name.
User avatar #3826 to #3825 - megpoidgumibear (08/16/2015) [-]
do it now
or i will delete my account.
User avatar #3827 to #3826 - crazyolitis (08/16/2015) [-]
fine...
bitch
User avatar #3828 to #3827 - megpoidgumibear (08/16/2015) [-]
ayy
now i will make one that isn't that autistic. gimme a day.
User avatar #3829 to #3828 - crazyolitis (08/16/2015) [-]
Monday.
#3794 - megpoidgumibear (08/14/2015) [-]
eh u fat donut
User avatar #3819 to #3818 - crazyolitis (08/14/2015) [-]
....
defecation
User avatar #3795 to #3794 - crazyolitis (08/14/2015) [-]
wassup u barfed up seal?
User avatar #3797 to #3796 - crazyolitis (08/14/2015) [-]
ur a cheeky lil cunt m8 ill give you that
User avatar #3798 to #3797 - megpoidgumibear (08/14/2015) [-]
ur supposed 2 say "kek" and ignore my question.
User avatar #3800 to #3799 - megpoidgumibear (08/14/2015) [-]
thats how i like it.
User avatar #3802 to #3801 - megpoidgumibear (08/14/2015) [-]
***** keep going i almost came
User avatar #3803 to #3802 - crazyolitis (08/14/2015) [-]
kekekekekekeekekekekekekekekeekekek
User avatar #3804 to #3803 - megpoidgumibear (08/14/2015) [-]
you ruined it!
User avatar #3806 to #3805 - megpoidgumibear (08/14/2015) [-]
what have i done
User avatar #3807 to #3806 - crazyolitis (08/14/2015) [-]
Jacked off, I hope.
User avatar #3810 to #3809 - megpoidgumibear (08/14/2015) [-]
battery is @ 3% so if i dont react u know whatsup

y u gotta b so r00d
User avatar #3811 to #3810 - crazyolitis (08/14/2015) [-]
cuz ur mum lol
User avatar #3814 to #3813 - megpoidgumibear (08/14/2015) [-]
Philips® Hue©
User avatar #3780 - megpoidgumibear (08/01/2015) [-]
dont **** this up FJ IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ************ THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
User avatar #3781 to #3780 - crazyolitis (08/01/2015) [-]
WE HOMIES *****
HOMIES 4 LIFE M80
#3776 - memeshooter (07/26/2015) [-]
I really enjoyed blocking you

I wish I could do it twice
#3778 to #3776 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
Oh no, whatever will I do? There is now no way to thumb you down. Nope, not a single way...
Well, except for logging out in which case, if you block the IP, going incognito seems to help for some reason , and/or alternative accounts, of which you don't know the names... Oh boy, you sure showed me, eh?
User avatar #3779 to #3778 - megpoidgumibear (08/01/2015) [-]
crazyolitis pm me these alt names ******
User avatar #3783 to #3782 - megpoidgumibear (08/01/2015) [-]
crazyolitis = every troll account confirmed
#3785 to #3784 - megpoidgumibear (08/01/2015) [-]
do it and i'll pay you in pornography links.
#3788 to #3787 - crazyolitis (08/01/2015) [-]
>>3779, >>3783, >>3785,
User avatar #3789 to #3788 - megpoidgumibear (08/04/2015) [-]


#3779 #3783 #3785
User avatar #3791 to #3790 - megpoidgumibear (08/05/2015) [-]
****
how does i do it?
User avatar #3792 to #3791 - crazyolitis (08/05/2015) [-]
idk to be honest. Maybe it can only be done on content?
User avatar #3793 to #3792 - megpoidgumibear (08/05/2015) [-]
i guess. >3788
#3756 to #3755 - megpoidgumibear (07/16/2015) [-]
say whoa for me    
tome for a whia edit of you
say whoa for me
tome for a whia edit of you
User avatar #3757 to #3756 - crazyolitis (07/16/2015) [-]
whoooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaa
#3758 to #3757 - megpoidgumibear (07/16/2015) [-]
k   
i forgot to say congrats on your birthday   
happy fapping
k
i forgot to say congrats on your birthday
happy fapping
User avatar #3759 to #3758 - crazyolitis (07/16/2015) [-]
Thanks bruh. How have you been?
User avatar #3760 to #3759 - megpoidgumibear (07/16/2015) [-]
better
i put up a radio that aired jazz music for my mom, she likes jazz alot. but ... now what?
i'm confused. i need to cleary mind, but how?
User avatar #3761 to #3760 - crazyolitis (07/16/2015) [-]
As far as I know, the best thing you could do right now, would just be visiting her regularly.
User avatar #3762 to #3761 - megpoidgumibear (07/16/2015) [-]
thank, i'll try to.
#3736 to #3735 - megpoidgumibear (06/28/2015) [-]
Jesus **** that was fast
User avatar #3737 to #3736 - crazyolitis (06/28/2015) [-]
That's what she said.
#3739 to #3738 - crazyolitis (06/28/2015) [-]
Looks like we'll become bro's then m8.
#3740 to #3739 - megpoidgumibear (06/28/2015) [-]
Like we weren't bros
#3741 to #3740 - crazyolitis (06/28/2015) [-]
The law will recognize us as such, I mean.
#3742 to #3741 - megpoidgumibear (06/28/2015) [-]
ik weet her je vader neukte mijn moeder
ik weet her je vader neukte mijn moeder
#3743 to #3742 - crazyolitis (06/28/2015) [-]
Pics or it didn't happen.
#3744 to #3743 - megpoidgumibear (06/28/2015) [-]
my internet is 5 times faster now    
     
 expecto    
 DEEZ    
 nobody expects the spanish    
 NUTZ    
 HA    
 GOTEEM    
 AHHA
my internet is 5 times faster now

expecto
DEEZ
nobody expects the spanish
NUTZ
HA
GOTEEM
AHHA
#3745 to #3744 - crazyolitis (06/28/2015) [-]
50rry br4h, but 1 g0tta g0. Cya l8r m8. We'll talk tomorrow, okay?
#3746 to #3745 - megpoidgumibear (06/28/2015) [-]
okay
good luck at your first gay orgy!
User avatar #3749 to #3746 - cya (06/28/2015) [-]
ooh, gay orgy, where?
User avatar #3747 to #3746 - crazyolitis (06/28/2015) [-]
Thanks. And you try not to die at the suicide bombing.
User avatar #3748 to #3747 - megpoidgumibear (06/28/2015) [-]
whenyourfathercomesbackfromasuicidebombing.jpeg
User avatar #3713 to #3676 - crazyolitis (06/26/2015) [-]
Negro, it is GLORIOUS. FOKKEN SAVED.
User avatar #3715 to #3714 - crazyolitis (06/26/2015) [-]
Hell fokkin yes
#3716 to #3715 - megpoidgumibear (06/26/2015) [-]
x99999999
i'm gonna make a sexually aroused platina. this demon's name
User avatar #3717 to #3716 - crazyolitis (06/26/2015) [-]
Done. And yes m8, fokken do eet.
#3718 to #3717 - megpoidgumibear (06/26/2015) [-]
will you be on for around 5 mins?
will you be on for around 5 mins?
User avatar #3719 to #3718 - crazyolitis (06/26/2015) [-]
Yes. Gonna leave in like 20 minutes though.
User avatar #3720 to #3719 - megpoidgumibear (06/26/2015) [-]
awww
i'll be quick
promise
User avatar #3721 to #3720 - crazyolitis (06/26/2015) [-]
I'll be waiting m8.
#3722 to #3721 - megpoidgumibear (06/26/2015) [-]
I GOT CARRIED AWAY

RIDE MY BEAST

INTO THE SUNSET WE GO
i will rmove the black line and trans it later. in a few years.
User avatar #3729 to #3728 - megpoidgumibear (06/26/2015) [-]
i will put a purple penis on your head
be warned
User avatar #3730 to #3729 - crazyolitis (06/26/2015) [-]
Do it fgt. But do it later. I gotta go to sleep now. Tired as **** . Stressfull week. Talk to you l8 masturb8r
#3731 to #3730 - megpoidgumibear (06/26/2015) [-]
bye.
i'll make one last picture jst 4 u bb
#3733 to #3732 - megpoidgumibear (06/26/2015) [-]
congrats
it's a *******
User avatar #3709 to #3676 - crazyolitis (06/26/2015) [-]
Will do. Tell me once it's done, alright?
#3679 to #3676 - megpoidgumibear has deleted their comment [-]
#3678 to #3677 - megpoidgumibear (06/26/2015) [-]
got another picture to crazyolitis-ify?
saus op dit graphical interchange format alstublieft
#3680 to #3678 - crazyolitis (06/26/2015) [-]
Try to crazyolitis-ify this m8
As for the source, well, I'd need quite some time to find it.
#3681 to #3680 - megpoidgumibear (06/26/2015) [-]
can do gifs   
takest a 			********		 of time, inb4 nope   
friends don't eat your chips; BEST friends do.
can do gifs
takest a ******** of time, inb4 nope
friends don't eat your chips; BEST friends do.
#3682 to #3681 - crazyolitis (06/26/2015) [-]
Can you make this more crazyolitis then?
User avatar #3686 to #3683 - crazyolitis (06/26/2015) [-]
Also, it's fokkin glorious.
User avatar #3688 to #3686 - megpoidgumibear (06/26/2015) [-]
np
gimme 5 mins
User avatar #3689 to #3688 - crazyolitis (06/26/2015) [-]
awwww yissss
#3684 to #3683 - crazyolitis (06/26/2015) [-]
Now do this one.
Please?
User avatar #3685 to #3684 - megpoidgumibear (06/26/2015) [-]
Every one?
#3690 to #3687 - megpoidgumibear (06/26/2015) [-]
done with extra
same face ftw
#3692 to #3690 - crazyolitis (06/26/2015) [-]
This is glorious dude.
User avatar #3694 to #3692 - megpoidgumibear (06/26/2015) [-]
reason i left middle girl out because she is already in her "wtf" state.
User avatar #3696 to #3694 - crazyolitis (06/26/2015) [-]
I love it dude.
Also, I am sorry, but I can't find the source for my gif. I remember it being from a top comment, but by now I've got so many high ranking comments that it's nigh impossible to find.
#3697 to #3696 - megpoidgumibear (06/26/2015) [-]
Do you even kidding now?
give me another picture.
#3700 to #3697 - crazyolitis (06/26/2015) [-]
Almost everything I have left are gifs though.
#3703 to #3700 - megpoidgumibear (06/26/2015) [-]
I GOT THE BEST IDEA EVER.
BACK THE **** UP
I'LL BE BACK
#3705 to #3703 - crazyolitis (06/26/2015) [-]
dis gon be gud
User avatar #3706 to #3705 - megpoidgumibear (06/26/2015) [-]
Oh god what the *****
it's processing 5GB now
help
User avatar #3712 to #3711 - megpoidgumibear (06/26/2015) [-]
Is it ok?
User avatar #3707 to #3706 - crazyolitis (06/26/2015) [-]
Get the water *****
#3710 to #3707 - megpoidgumibear has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #3708 to #3707 - megpoidgumibear (06/26/2015) [-]
naw man it's glorious
wait til it's processed
User avatar #3695 to #3694 - megpoidgumibear (06/26/2015) [-]
gaullie/gaullia*
User avatar #3698 to #3695 - crazyolitis (06/26/2015) [-]
It's Gaul in English and Gallië in Dutch.
#3699 to #3698 - megpoidgumibear (06/26/2015) [-]
L-like i didn't know!
L-like i didn't know!
User avatar #3701 to #3699 - crazyolitis (06/26/2015) [-]
Ha! I bet you're not even a history nerd!
User avatar #3702 to #3701 - megpoidgumibear (06/26/2015) [-]
Says the guy who didn't know that there is still a little village at the edge off the remnant of gaul
User avatar #3704 to #3702 - crazyolitis (06/26/2015) [-]
I-I knew that!
I bet you don't even know who sacked Rome and ****** Caesar's mother.
#3693 to #3692 - megpoidgumibear (06/26/2015) [-]
fixed it a bit
any more? i'm bored
User avatar #3691 to #3690 - megpoidgumibear (06/26/2015) [-]
**** I SCALED IT WRONG
User avatar #3673 - dalgaard (06/26/2015) [-]
my god... For all these years.

I just found out your name wasnt crazylolitits.
User avatar #3674 to #3673 - crazyolitis (06/26/2015) [-]
You learn something every day m8.
#3639 - megpoidgumibear (06/06/2015) [-]
i need ti talk. NOW.
i need ti talk. NOW.
#3660 to #3639 - crazyolitis (06/06/2015) [-]
No homo? Only homos say that to hide the fact that they're homos. So anyway, whatcha doing rite nao?
No homo? Only homos say that to hide the fact that they're homos. So anyway, whatcha doing rite nao?
#3661 to #3660 - megpoidgumibear (06/06/2015) [-]
listening to this masterpiece

talking to you
petting my slutty mother of 4
dog-wise. not mom-wise.
#3664 to #3661 - crazyolitis (06/06/2015) [-]
kul. So is that a game or something? Do you play it? Is it good?   
Also, since we're exchanging music, lemme give you this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNE2oCZH_4k
kul. So is that a game or something? Do you play it? Is it good?
Also, since we're exchanging music, lemme give you this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNE2oCZH_4k
#3665 to #3664 - megpoidgumibear (06/06/2015) [-]
ahh... the music at the club with fat black invincible unkillable 			******		... i hated that level.   
<<mfw 			******		 ecapes
ahh... the music at the club with fat black invincible unkillable ****** ... i hated that level.
<<mfw ****** ecapes
User avatar #3666 to #3665 - crazyolitis (06/06/2015) [-]
>Invincible
1 shotgun blast and they're dead m8. Don't be such a scrub. But anyway, I'm gonna have to go to sleep now. Have to decide to whether or not I should stay home to study for the multiple tests next week or go with some family to the open air museum.
#3667 to #3666 - megpoidgumibear (06/06/2015) [-]
<my dog misses you.
good night.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ni1dXU02APA
funnyjunk.com/user/crazyolitis/2457#2457
listen to that and read this tomorrow.
old times.
User avatar #3668 to #3667 - crazyolitis (06/06/2015) [-]
Will do, m8. G'night.
En sterkte, broeder.
User avatar #3669 to #3668 - megpoidgumibear (06/06/2015) [-]
vieze mongool, my sterkte wensen.


Love perk increased by 22 points! want to spend your attributes now?
User avatar #3670 to #3669 - crazyolitis (06/06/2015) [-]
No. Will spend it later.
User avatar #3671 to #3670 - megpoidgumibear (06/06/2015) [-]
Human.exe crashed. sleep.exe recovery system autobooted.
stsly don't lie to me go to sleep
i'll talk to my dad and then cry in my bed.
User avatar #3672 to #3671 - crazyolitis (06/06/2015) [-]
Alright. Now seriously, cya l8r, interior crocodile alig8or. We'll talk another time.
#3662 to #3661 - megpoidgumibear has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #3640 to #3639 - crazyolitis (06/06/2015) [-]
k. bout what?
#3641 to #3640 - megpoidgumibear (06/06/2015) [-]
what u done today?
User avatar #3642 to #3641 - crazyolitis (06/06/2015) [-]
Studying, cleaning, gaming, making food. Not in that order, though. u?
#3643 to #3642 - megpoidgumibear (06/06/2015) [-]
not being productive
like
at all.
productivest thing i did was walk my dogs.
no i'm not fixing productivest
gaming, walking dogs, sleep, skyrim, turning my pc fan up, sleep. in order.
#3644 to #3643 - crazyolitis (06/06/2015) [-]
>Not putting "Messaging that god damn sexy bastard called crazyolitis" in there.
Now you're just embarassing yourself m8.
#3645 to #3644 - megpoidgumibear (06/06/2015) [-]
crazylolitits? who dat? a crazy loli activist?
#3647 to #3646 - megpoidgumibear (06/06/2015) [-]
in all seriousness. my mom's been in the hospital for 5 days now. suddenly in a coma.
#3648 to #3647 - crazyolitis (06/06/2015) [-]
Looks like it worked I mean oh 			****		, how? Why?
Looks like it worked I mean oh **** , how? Why?
#3649 to #3648 - megpoidgumibear (06/06/2015) [-]
the **** should i know?
#3650 to #3649 - crazyolitis (06/06/2015) [-]
****		 if I know. How are you holding up?
**** if I know. How are you holding up?
#3651 to #3650 - megpoidgumibear (06/06/2015) [-]
trying to act normal, but having a giant black hole in my heart.
best description i can give you.
**** , i met you through you being kind. what else?


nespresso
#3652 to #3651 - crazyolitis (06/06/2015) [-]
**** man. I know the feeling. Luckily what you're going through hasn't happened to me.


Also, what kind of evil bastard does that? Just empty eyes. That's just cruel d00d
And how does the way we've met come into play with his?
#3653 to #3652 - megpoidgumibear (06/06/2015) [-]
that hurt.

that you're the only guy i can trust on this site, even though you'll forget all this in 2 weeks.

<4
#3654 to #3653 - crazyolitis (06/06/2015) [-]
I don't forget everything though. For example, I remember that your dog had puppies, and that per my request you named one of them Marcus. You also sold 2  I think   of them. You dog was also in an accident because of a car  ost a leg? Or maybe I am thinking of another friend.   I also remember us exchanging music at least once.
I don't forget everything though. For example, I remember that your dog had puppies, and that per my request you named one of them Marcus. You also sold 2 I think of them. You dog was also in an accident because of a car ost a leg? Or maybe I am thinking of another friend. I also remember us exchanging music at least once.
#3656 to #3655 - crazyolitis (06/06/2015) [-]
Not sure if it's meant to make fun of me for remembering all that 			****		, or if it's meant to be like &quot;Oh my god, he actually remembers it.&quot;
Not sure if it's meant to make fun of me for remembering all that **** , or if it's meant to be like "Oh my god, he actually remembers it."
#3658 to #3657 - crazyolitis (06/06/2015) [-]
That's a lot more clear. I love you too, bud.
That's a lot more clear. I love you too, bud.
#3659 to #3658 - megpoidgumibear (06/06/2015) [-]
this feels a bit gay. should've said no homo. oh well.    
 			****		 happens.
this feels a bit gay. should've said no homo. oh well.
**** happens.
User avatar #3630 - shadowrated (05/27/2015) [-]
i love you for always thumbing up my comments yet thumbing down my content
User avatar #3632 to #3631 - shadowrated (05/27/2015) [-]
if i could thumb you up here i would
User avatar #3633 to #3632 - crazyolitis (05/27/2015) [-]
No need to, dude. Just thumb stuff based on how entertaining it is to you.
#3634 to #3633 - shadowrated (05/27/2015) [-]
i thumb up lots of stuff because i find lots entertaining

from dickbutt to users like you being cool
User avatar #3635 to #3634 - crazyolitis (05/27/2015) [-]
Thanks m8.
#3617 - megpoidgumibear (05/22/2015) [-]
Oi m8
let's talk, because this is my last day on FJ for 2 days. i can already feel my inner neckbeard crying.
User avatar #3618 to #3617 - crazyolitis (05/22/2015) [-]
Ey man, how are you? And why is it the last day of FJ for you?
User avatar #3621 to #3620 - crazyolitis (05/27/2015) [-]
well **** you too then
#3623 to #3622 - crazyolitis (05/27/2015) [-]
Guess I'll ahve to **** you so hard the baby will be aborted by the force of my thrusts...
#3624 to #3623 - megpoidgumibear (05/27/2015) [-]
You did that too...
You did that too...
#3625 to #3624 - crazyolitis (05/27/2015) [-]
Good! And I'll do it again!
Good! And I'll do it again!
#3626 to #3625 - megpoidgumibear (05/27/2015) [-]
[citation needed]

gonna play skyrim with True vision ENB on ultra now. may gaben rest my gpu's soul in peace.
User avatar #3627 to #3626 - crazyolitis (05/27/2015) [-]
Talking about Our Lord and Saviour Gabe Newell, when do you think the next steam sale will come?
#3628 to #3627 - megpoidgumibear (05/27/2015) [-]
This weekend.
it finished installing. look up True vision enb ultra on images. this is what my PC can chandle.
Now Shoo! leave uncle tom alone.
#3637 to #3629 - megpoidgumibear (05/27/2015) [-]
Fun was had. these big tits mods tho
User avatar #3638 to #3637 - crazyolitis (05/27/2015) [-]
Good for you m8.
#3612 - enzothesomething (04/21/2015) [-]
Its my birthday.   
   
Get all your friends, we're gonna have a huge orgy to celebrate me reaching the age of consent.
Its my birthday.

Get all your friends, we're gonna have a huge orgy to celebrate me reaching the age of consent.
#3616 to #3615 - megpoidgumibear (05/21/2015) [-]
Geez, sorry.
Geez, sorry.
User avatar #3613 to #3612 - crazyolitis (04/21/2015) [-]
eyyy congrats m8.
#3605 - zeldanoob (04/03/2015) [-]
This is from David to you   
   
enjoy xD
This is from David to you

enjoy xD
User avatar #3607 to #3605 - crazyolitis (04/03/2015) [-]
I mean, it's like he's really butthurt and I'm rreally much on his mind.
User avatar #3608 to #3607 - zeldanoob (04/03/2015) [-]
Is english your 2nd language? i didnt understand what you just said

i dont hate u ether u just really got mad is all
#3609 to #3608 - crazyolitis (04/03/2015) [-]
Yup. English is my second language.
I don't hate you either. It's just that I'm amazed at how much your brother is butthurt. All I did was thumb down a bit of content, and he suddenly goes ******* . What's his deal with imaginary internet points? Do you know?
User avatar #3610 to #3609 - zeldanoob (04/03/2015) [-]
i do not. nice to meet u. ill tell David to; woah slow down there friend

User avatar #3611 to #3610 - crazyolitis (04/03/2015) [-]
Pleased to meet you as well. Despite our rough first start, I hope you have a good time on FJ.
And yeah, you tell David that. May he care a bit less about thigns that don't matter.
User avatar #3606 to #3605 - crazyolitis (04/03/2015) [-]
Lolwut. How much does he think about me?
#3585 - enzothesomething (03/24/2015) [-]
I-I found it...
The fabled stage 11 of parental rage...
We all thought it was a myth....
But no... I was awoken to the sound of aggressive stomping as my mother had just received an 18,000 dollar bill for water.
She has left the house.
I don't know when she'll come back.
The momageddon has begun.
User avatar #3586 to #3585 - crazyolitis (03/24/2015) [-]
Dude... what happened?
User avatar #3588 to #3586 - enzothesomething (03/24/2015) [-]
Oh and my birthday is right around the corner and its pretty much cancelled.
User avatar #3590 to #3588 - crazyolitis (03/24/2015) [-]
Well **** . That sucks, man.
#3587 to #3586 - enzothesomething (03/24/2015) [-]
For some odd reason   
My mother decided to keep our old house after we moved   
I believe its because she didn't want to stop paying the mortgage and lose credit score.   
and now that poor, frankly idiotic decision, has backfired completely.
For some odd reason
My mother decided to keep our old house after we moved
I believe its because she didn't want to stop paying the mortgage and lose credit score.
and now that poor, frankly idiotic decision, has backfired completely.
User avatar #3589 to #3587 - crazyolitis (03/24/2015) [-]
But... how... what... why?
And how the **** did she get an $18,000 water bill?! You can't even get that unless you try...
#3591 to #3589 - enzothesomething (03/24/2015) [-]
A water pipe burst.
User avatar #3592 to #3591 - crazyolitis (03/24/2015) [-]
In the old house?
User avatar #3593 to #3592 - enzothesomething (03/24/2015) [-]
Yes.
My dad is currently going off in the living room.
Once she comes home, this could quite possibly be the greatest retarded arguement to grace this planet.
User avatar #3594 to #3593 - crazyolitis (03/24/2015) [-]
What does your dad have to do with this?
User avatar #3595 to #3594 - enzothesomething (03/24/2015) [-]
Absolutely nothing.
Besides being the root cause of all our problems.
Absolutely nothing.
They're going to talk about it for
whatever ******* reason.
and then 5 seconds in the largest arguement me and my brother will ever witness will commence.
User avatar #3596 to #3595 - crazyolitis (03/24/2015) [-]
>Record
>Post results
>???
>Profit
#3597 to #3596 - enzothesomething (03/24/2015) [-]
Its gonna end up being the cringiest thing to grace the cringe channel.
Its gonna end up being the cringiest thing to grace the cringe channel.
User avatar #3598 to #3597 - crazyolitis (03/24/2015) [-]
So you gonna do it?
#3599 to #3598 - enzothesomething (03/24/2015) [-]
HELL NO.   
THE MOMENT 			****		 HITS SOUTH I'M ABORTING.   
RUNNIN ALL THE 			******		 WAY WHERE MY INCREDIBLY NICE UNCLE LIVES.
HELL NO.
THE MOMENT **** HITS SOUTH I'M ABORTING.
RUNNIN ALL THE ****** WAY WHERE MY INCREDIBLY NICE UNCLE LIVES.
User avatar #3600 to #3599 - crazyolitis (03/24/2015) [-]
Why not go in advance? Could save you some time.
User avatar #3601 to #3600 - enzothesomething (03/24/2015) [-]
Large possibility my mother will kill herself if I bail now.
User avatar #3602 to #3601 - crazyolitis (03/24/2015) [-]
But you said she's gone?
User avatar #3603 to #3602 - enzothesomething (03/24/2015) [-]
She went to check on the other house.
She's back now.
It begins.
#3604 to #3603 - crazyolitis (03/24/2015) [-]
Good luck, and may god be with you.
User avatar #3543 - watery (03/18/2015) [-]
oi, let's talk about cars.

I need andra cock up my butt
#3565 to #3543 - crazyolitis (03/18/2015) [-]
Now, how sweet is that? Harold bought you your daily butthurt pills, even though he's with me now. He really destroyed your anus, didn't he?
#3566 to #3565 - megpoidgumibear (03/18/2015) [-]
*****
harold's my ***** and he'll hack your life and install illluminati.

loving Ashes Of Eternity tbh
#3567 to #3566 - crazyolitis (03/18/2015) [-]
Nah man, he may be hung like a ***** , but he ain't your ***** . And as for ilermunati I AM the illuminat. So back up be4 I **** you up.

You actually listen to the album? Well **** , looks like I'll ahve to listen to your stuff too.
#3568 to #3567 - megpoidgumibear (03/18/2015) [-]
boothurt that illuminati is #REKTing your life?

jesus christ Distant Memories is ******* heaven
sign me up as metal fan too. a like anything, classic, dubstep, hardstyle, metal, ANYTHING. including harold.
#3569 to #3568 - crazyolitis (03/18/2015) [-]
>Coming from the guy that has had the whole eye-piramid probing his ass.
Seems like you're really booty bothered since that. You just can't stop talking about butts and hurting.
M8, if you're gonna stay THIS assmad, I'm gonna have to deck you harder than the cards Harold played last night.

The new album of Blind Guardian is ******* awesome. In case you didn't know, there's also a second part of it.
User avatar #3570 to #3569 - megpoidgumibear (03/18/2015) [-]
Fine. Harold's yours. BUT I GOT SOMEONE ELSE!
just wait...

listened to it before you replied
User avatar #3571 to #3570 - crazyolitis (03/18/2015) [-]
>Implying you can get anybody better than Harold
Harold is love, Harold is life, phegit.
But go ahead, humiliate yourself. Who is it?

It's pretty good too, eh?
User avatar #3572 to #3571 - megpoidgumibear (03/18/2015) [-]
my dad ******* sang this song.
Spiritus Mortis: The God Behind The God
User avatar #3573 to #3572 - crazyolitis (03/18/2015) [-]
Your dead a metal fan too, eh? Song's pretty good.
User avatar #3574 to #3573 - megpoidgumibear (03/18/2015) [-]
i just discovered it.
and, as i said, i like EVERYTHING.
User avatar #3575 to #3574 - crazyolitis (03/18/2015) [-]
[youtube movie="3ElL8hdQD_4" Listen to all of this.
#3576 to #3575 - megpoidgumibear (03/18/2015) [-]
how can you fail that much

make some substep out of that chanting. it'll be a multi-dollar business with millions and millions of dust particles sold.
User avatar #3578 to #3577 - megpoidgumibear (03/18/2015) [-]
i just listened to that
and it's ****
User avatar #3579 to #3578 - crazyolitis (03/18/2015) [-]
Then it isn't a multi-dollar bizznizz, is it?
User avatar #3580 to #3579 - megpoidgumibear (03/18/2015) [-]
nope
multi-DOLLAR
like, around 10 dollars a year... ?
User avatar #3581 to #3580 - crazyolitis (03/18/2015) [-]
k

anyway, gotta go now. C u l8r phegit
#3582 to #3581 - megpoidgumibear (03/18/2015) [-]
BAI <333333333333333333333333333333333333333

jk feg
User avatar #3544 to #3543 - crazyolitis (03/18/2015) [-]
cars ahve weels

there, I did it.



so anyway, how you doing, phegit?
#3545 to #3544 - watery (03/18/2015) [-]
today i played GTA like there was no tomorrow and now i'm here.

lives of FJ users.
#3547 to #3546 - watery (03/18/2015) [-]
SURE

I GOT 2 MILLION DOLLARS

AND GIVE ME SOME OF YOUR MUSIC
LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT, TOO.
Galantis - Gold Dust
Galantis - You
User avatar #3548 to #3547 - crazyolitis (03/18/2015) [-]
THE DICKHEAD SONG (Revenge Song) by Miles Betterman You want MY music? FINE!!! I'LL GIVE YOU MUSIC, **********
#3549 to #3548 - watery (03/18/2015) [-]
you're a knob. a big, fat, knob.

now give me your real music.
User avatar #3552 to #3551 - watery (03/18/2015) [-]
mmm yes

i love it
needs a bit more bass though.
#3554 to #3553 - watery (03/18/2015) [-]
meh.

Harold doesn't like it either.
#3555 to #3554 - crazyolitis (03/18/2015) [-]
Man, **** you and **** Harold.
Stupid sexy Harold.
#3558 to #3557 - megpoidgumibear (03/18/2015) [-]
no.
at least i get to **** .

right, harold?
#3559 to #3558 - crazyolitis (03/18/2015) [-]
M8, you just sound pent up. I highly doubt you have ever had sex. Hell, I would recommend you to get laid, but I wouldn't wish it on any woman.
#3560 to #3559 - megpoidgumibear (03/18/2015) [-]
he be mad, right harold?
#3561 to #3560 - crazyolitis (03/18/2015) [-]
Even Harold agrees you're just being butthurt.
User avatar #3562 to #3561 - megpoidgumibear (03/18/2015) [-]
reusing MY harold?
#3563 to #3562 - crazyolitis (03/18/2015) [-]
He's not your Harold anymore. He's my Harold now.
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User avatar #3539 to #3538 - crazyolitis (03/11/2015) [-]
Nice try, davidavidson. I know it's you.
User avatar #3534 - marsrover (03/09/2015) [-]
You're one of my new favourite users
#3535 to #3534 - crazyolitis (03/09/2015) [-]
Thanks mate. I like you too. Here's the first page of the next comic I'll be posting.
User avatar #3537 to #3536 - crazyolitis (03/09/2015) [-]
Oh, and here's a link to a comic I'll be posting after that: www.scribd.com/doc/118362973/Bloodquest-Book-I-II#scribd. Happy reading.
#3518 - enzothesomething (03/09/2015) [-]
m8, I made a comment and didn't get the joke.   
I made a comment saying I'll go down with my ship to counter the red thumbs, but I've broken even and the content is heading to the front page fast.   
What do?
m8, I made a comment and didn't get the joke.
I made a comment saying I'll go down with my ship to counter the red thumbs, but I've broken even and the content is heading to the front page fast.
What do?
User avatar #3519 to #3518 - crazyolitis (03/09/2015) [-]
Show me the comment.
User avatar #3521 to #3520 - crazyolitis (03/09/2015) [-]
Go down with the ship. You've got 2 green thumbs from me, so you won't be breaking even anymore.
#3522 to #3521 - enzothesomething (03/09/2015) [-]
Thank you oh great and wise Olitis.
Thank you oh great and wise Olitis.
User avatar #3523 to #3522 - crazyolitis (03/09/2015) [-]
No need to thank me, something. It's what I do.
#3524 to #3523 - enzothesomething (03/09/2015) [-]
Thats the first time someone has called me something.   
   
   
 That has to be the worst pun I've made this year
Thats the first time someone has called me something.


That has to be the worst pun I've made this year
#3525 to #3524 - crazyolitis (03/09/2015) [-]
Well, the year is still young. You may become an even larger faggot yet.
No but seriously, that was indeed an aweful fun. Let's see what you can come up with next month.
#3526 to #3525 - enzothesomething (03/09/2015) [-]
You should sit down on this comfy chair. You might night understand the reperCUSHIONS of your actions.
#3528 to #3527 - enzothesomething (03/09/2015) [-]
l8r babe, talk to me again this weekend and see if we can play risk of rain with the fags
l8r babe, talk to me again this weekend and see if we can play risk of rain with the fags
User avatar #3529 to #3528 - crazyolitis (03/09/2015) [-]
Ah **** , sorry man, but I'm not home during the weeked. Maybe the weekend after that?
User avatar #3531 to #3530 - crazyolitis (03/09/2015) [-]
Damnit, it won't load...
#3532 to #3531 - enzothesomething (03/09/2015) [-]
It won't load for me either.   
It's supposed to be the one of Bane saying &quot;Of course&quot;
It won't load for me either.
It's supposed to be the one of Bane saying "Of course"
User avatar #3512 - nimba (03/08/2015) [-]
I don't normally insult people for no reason, but this one I'm just a little proud of ;)
www.funnyjunk.com/Untitled/funny-pictures/5475618/54#52

User avatar #3513 to #3512 - crazyolitis (03/08/2015) [-]
Lol. I've been wanting to insult someone with "Why don't you crawl back to the slimy cavern your mother calls a vagina, and finish the other 5 months needed for brain development."
User avatar #3514 to #3513 - nimba (03/08/2015) [-]
That is fantastic, we really ought to write these down for stock use
User avatar #3515 to #3514 - crazyolitis (03/08/2015) [-]
Yeah. Well, we already kind of did.
#3517 to #3516 - crazyolitis (03/08/2015) [-]
Just gotta remember this thread, and we'll be fine. You know, we could, from now on, share insults.
Just gotta remember this thread, and we'll be fine. You know, we could, from now on, share insults.
User avatar #3457 - megpoidgumibear (03/06/2015) [-]
I'LL REACH LEVEL 23 IN LIFE TOMORROW
User avatar #3500 to #3499 - megpoidgumibear (03/07/2015) [-]
wtf it wont load
what is it


and it's 1 o'BOING i'm lvl23 m8
#3501 to #3500 - crazyolitis (03/07/2015) [-]
HELL YEAH MAN! How you feeling?
User avatar #3502 to #3501 - megpoidgumibear (03/07/2015) [-]
the same as one hour and 15 minutes ago
User avatar #3504 to #3503 - megpoidgumibear (03/07/2015) [-]
but i still lube you
User avatar #3505 to #3504 - crazyolitis (03/07/2015) [-]
lube you too
User avatar #3506 to #3505 - megpoidgumibear (03/07/2015) [-]
up for steam games til 9?
User avatar #3507 to #3506 - crazyolitis (03/07/2015) [-]
Sorry man. Gotta study for **** tomorrow, so I'm gonna have to sleep relatively early. But I can play thisin the morning/afternoon/evening.
User avatar #3508 to #3507 - megpoidgumibear (03/07/2015) [-]
>study
>friday
>1 0'boing
User avatar #3509 to #3508 - crazyolitis (03/07/2015) [-]
I meant that I had to study tomorrow.
User avatar #3511 to #3510 - crazyolitis (03/07/2015) [-]
Biology, German, English and geography.
User avatar #3479 to #3457 - crazyolitis (03/06/2015) [-]
TELL UR BRO TO STOP BEING A SCRUB AND BECOME PART OF THE PC MUSTARD RICE.
User avatar #3480 to #3479 - megpoidgumibear (03/06/2015) [-]
****** HE GOT DAT 400 DOLLAR CHEAP PC GAMING BOXTHING THAT PLAYS CRYSIS 3 ON MEDIUM WITH 50FPS MAYNE
#3483 to #3482 - crazyolitis (03/06/2015) [-]
ITS A PICTURE YOU FILTHY PLEB.
User avatar #3484 to #3483 - megpoidgumibear (03/06/2015) [-]
NAW MAYNE
IT'S A JPEG
NOT E PICTURE
pictures are shot WITH A CAMERA
jpeg's are from THE INTERNET
#3485 to #3484 - crazyolitis (03/06/2015) [-]
**crazyolitis used "*roll picture*"**
**crazyolitis rolled image** ****** DON'T BE SUCH A SMARTASS ***** YOU DON'T KNOW **** . ALSO, IF IT AINT PICTURES ON THE INTERNET, THEN WHY DOES *ROLL PICTURE* ROLL AN IMAGE, HUH?
>ME: ALWAYS ONE MORE THAN YOU

>YOU: ALWAYS 1 LESS THAN ME
User avatar #3486 to #3485 - megpoidgumibear (03/06/2015) [-]
In what? times ****** by a man?
ME:0
YOU:1
#3487 to #3486 - crazyolitis (03/06/2015) [-]
No, but even IF that would have been the case, I'd get laid, which is more than can be said for you.
User avatar #3488 to #3487 - megpoidgumibear (03/06/2015) [-]
>crazyolitis getting laid by a MAN.

Me: WIN
YOU: LOSE
#3489 to #3488 - crazyolitis (03/06/2015) [-]
>Megpoidgumifaggot never seen a naked person other than himself IRL
>Calls himself winner
User avatar #3490 to #3489 - megpoidgumibear (03/06/2015) [-]
i saw your mom naked
User avatar #3491 to #3490 - crazyolitis (03/06/2015) [-]
Nah mate, that was just yourself when you were drunkenly looking in the mirror. You're so much of a sissy you mistake yourself for a woman when you're drunk.
#3493 to #3492 - crazyolitis (03/06/2015) [-]
I see the url. Aint clicking on ur granny porn fgt
Nice try, but I'm not stupid enough to fall for that.
User avatar #3494 to #3493 - megpoidgumibear (03/06/2015) [-]
naw man it's a trojan virus
just dont click it for the love of god
User avatar #3495 to #3494 - crazyolitis (03/06/2015) [-]
Don't worry. I won't.
User avatar #3497 to #3496 - crazyolitis (03/06/2015) [-]
wub u bb
User avatar #3498 to #3497 - megpoidgumibear (03/07/2015) [-]
brrrroozzzozozozozo WUBWUBWUBWUBWUUBUBWUBWUBWUBWBUWBUWBUWWUBBBBBBBBBB TRIITIRTIRTIRTRITRITTRI WUBWUBUWBUWBUWBUWUBWBUWBU
#3458 to #3457 - crazyolitis (03/06/2015) [-]
Eyyy man, congrats.
#3459 to #3458 - megpoidgumibear (03/06/2015) [-]
EYYYYYYYYYYY
I ALREADY GOT A NEW TV


FINALLY I CAN GAME AGAIN
BUT **** ****** IT'S 4K

4 BILLION SETS OF 3 SMALL LED RAYS
16 BILLION LIGHT SOURCES
HOLY **** MY ELECTRICITY

User avatar #3460 to #3459 - crazyolitis (03/06/2015) [-]
YOU GOIN BROKE ***** . YOU WONT BE ABLE TO PLAY GAYMES ANYMORE. BECAUSE EVERYTHING WILL SHORTCIRCUIT. YOU ****** UP MAN. YOU ****** UP.
User avatar #3461 to #3460 - megpoidgumibear (03/06/2015) [-]
NAW MAN

YOU ****** UP

I JUST PLUGGED IT IN

HOLY **** MAYNE DAT RESOLUTION
User avatar #3462 to #3461 - crazyolitis (03/06/2015) [-]
MANG, STOP TRYIN TO MAKE ME ENVIOUS. IT AINT GONNA HAPEN BRAH. ALSO, GOOD FOR YOU, THAT YOU ENJOY IT.
User avatar #3463 to #3462 - megpoidgumibear (03/06/2015) [-]
MANG

THE REAL **** IS STILL GONNA START

ALL MY VALUEABLE **** IS IN MY BEDROOM

LOCK DAT **** UP AND TRASH MY ENTIRE HOUSE
GOOD IDEA OR NO?
User avatar #3464 to #3463 - crazyolitis (03/06/2015) [-]
HELL YEAH MAN. YOU BETTER INVITE ME THOUGH. OR ELSE UR A FGT
User avatar #3465 to #3464 - megpoidgumibear (03/06/2015) [-]
BUT SERIOUSLY

IF YOU CAN COME TO THE OUTSKIRTS OF WEST LONDON THEN COME
THEN WE WILL FINALLY ENGAGE IN WILD OILY GAYSEX
#3468 to #3465 - oily (03/06/2015) [-]
Thanks for the summon...
Thanks for the summon...
#3619 to #3468 - megpoidgumibear (05/24/2015) [-]
reading through old comments when suddenly...
User avatar #3542 to #3468 - watery (03/18/2015) [-]
stay out
User avatar #3466 to #3465 - crazyolitis (03/06/2015) [-]
>NOT AT LEAST AN UNDERWATER GAY ORGY
**** it man, I won't come. Your party sounds rather lame.
User avatar #3467 to #3466 - megpoidgumibear (03/06/2015) [-]
******
i will hire a baby bathtub
K?
User avatar #3469 to #3467 - crazyolitis (03/06/2015) [-]
>BABY BATHTUB
M8. YOU'D BETTER GET A POOL AS A PRESENT TOMORROW
User avatar #3470 to #3469 - megpoidgumibear (03/06/2015) [-]
******

I GOT A POOL NOODLE IN MY PANTS

MOR E THAN ENOUGH WATER FOR GAYSEX NO?
User avatar #3471 to #3470 - crazyolitis (03/06/2015) [-]
I SAID UNDERWATER GAY ORGY YOUR GYPSY FUK
User avatar #3472 to #3471 - megpoidgumibear (03/06/2015) [-]
THEN DON'T COME YOU ************

I'LL DRINK JACK DANIELS AND PLAY VIDYA GAEMS TIL DAWN WITH TOO MANY POEPLE
User avatar #3473 to #3472 - crazyolitis (03/06/2015) [-]
FINE! AND YOU'LL HAVE A NAGGING FEELING THAT SOMETHING'S MISSING, AND IT'LL RUIN THE OVERALL FEELING. IT'S BECAUSE I WON'T BE THERE. YOU WANNA RUIN YOUR OWN BIRTHDAY, THATS FINE WITH ME U NEGROID. I DON'T WANNA COME ANYWAY.
User avatar #3474 to #3473 - megpoidgumibear (03/06/2015) [-]
THE ONLY THING THAT'S MISSING IS A SECOND CONTROLLER TO PLAY GAMES FAGGOT
User avatar #3475 to #3474 - crazyolitis (03/06/2015) [-]
YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA PLAY GAMES WITH SO MANY PEOPLE.
User avatar #3476 to #3475 - megpoidgumibear (03/06/2015) [-]
YEP
ON TWO CONSOLES MAYNE
I GOT DAT XBOX 360 AND PS4 M8
BUT DAT PS4 GOT ONE CUNTROLLER
User avatar #3477 to #3476 - crazyolitis (03/06/2015) [-]
>USING XBOX
FGT
User avatar #3478 to #3477 - megpoidgumibear (03/06/2015) [-]
THE XBOX AINT MINE MAYNE
IT'S MY BROTHER'S XBOX
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