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Date Signed Up:11/03/2011
Last Login:3/03/2015
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#74 - they went over the ******* board and zombified that eye 03/02/2015 on (untitled) 0
#40 - and my white friends,i'll assume you're a native because a bla…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2015 on America's Misfortunes +20
User avatar #94 - peezle (22 hours ago) [-]
Besides, if I was black, I don't think I'd be on FJ. They don't allow internet access in prison.
User avatar #41 - peezle (03/02/2015) [-]
Native-Irish. And a black guy would go there just to see if Chief wanks his horse would be interested in his mix-tape.
#159 - medschool fag and our cadavers are 7 months old and they stink… 03/01/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #47 0
#73 - no funnyjunk,stop sucking engineer dick because that requires …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2015 on Physics majors. 0
User avatar #82 - nidhugg (02/24/2015) [-]
Wait, we pick on doctors?
#10 - well the breath analyzer detects the alcohol vapors from your… 02/23/2015 on Jesus, take the wheel! +1
#9 - there's no thing like jesus take the pedals 02/23/2015 on Jesus, take the wheel! 0
#41 - my trainer told me to go for the liver if you have the left ha…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2015 on Nice Move 0
User avatar #42 - tripscausedthis (02/22/2015) [-]
knee the chest, knee the bottom of the leg you're holding. knee the thigh of the other leg, elbow the side of the leg yhou're holding. elbow the top with a dropping elbow. elbow the body, kick the back of the leg they're standing on, body punch, body elbow, striaght punch off your free hand followed by your other hand letting go to hook, reaching your hand out to cross side grab their head to knee the body, a foot trip (de ashi harai) a foot sweep (sase tsuri komi ashi), twist your body to buckl their leg and turn them away preventing them from clinching for safety, or just fuckin running at them. all options that work really well here
#101 - there are 45-50 year olds on the internet you know? 02/22/2015 on True Story 0
#1535 - **** you admin,you cut my country in your pic 02/22/2015 on Where is FJ from? 0
#2 - i miss soccer moms and bronies....  [+] (23 new replies) 02/20/2015 on all i feel is rage +144
#114 - darkjustifier (02/21/2015) [-]
you don't know what you've got till it's gone
#136 - affix (02/21/2015) [-]
Why are there so many pictures of twilight with a mustache?
User avatar #140 - devilry (02/21/2015) [-]
Because bronies are faggots.
#142 - affix (02/21/2015) [-]
Im pretty sure there are some brony faggots. But not all bronies are faggots, and not all people that post ponies are bronies.

User avatar #143 - devilry (02/21/2015) [-]
Its a fact, all bronies are faggots. Everyone who posts ponies, cartoon or otherwise are also faggots by association.
User avatar #144 - affix (02/21/2015) [-]
Source me. I haven't seen a tv show with a sexual preference requirement before.
User avatar #146 - devilry (02/21/2015) [-]
Source: Devilry;

Sexual preference requirement is an oxymoron, like you, kill yourself.
#148 - affix (02/21/2015) [-]
I searched youtube so i could post the video to papafrank's "Kill yourself" video.

And i ended up concerning the national suicide hotline.

User avatar #149 - devilry (02/21/2015) [-]
Way to deflect, still, end your life. Do us a favor.
User avatar #150 - affix (02/21/2015) [-]
I don't know, i made some people laugh with my sick jokes and occasional photoshopping. Now and then i help people. But a few pony pictures warrant death? Pretty harsh bro.
User avatar #151 - devilry (02/21/2015) [-]
I'm sure Hitler made some people laugh too, the world would be better off without you, y'know? I'm just trying to help you.
User avatar #153 - affix (02/21/2015) [-]
I don't think that's such a good idea.
I've already been stationed away from home for 2 years now. I cant wait to get back to my family and my dogs. The girls i knew in highschool i talk to daily, they would miss me when im gone.

They tear up every time leave them, when i'm though with my break. I try not to look. I hug then i turn my back and don't look back at them but i know its happening because i sometimes i hear it. It hurts me every time getting hugged by my little sister, she squeezes so hard and her chin digs in my stomach. My dogs dont understand. Mum says they dont eat for a day and a half after i leave, and get very mopey.

I cant do that to my family. I left and joined the military for shit, immature reasons and arguments. Ill never get my girlfriend back 100%, i still see her on leave but its not the same. All in all its a bad idea, i would be leaving way too many people, letting fall too many tears, and too much money spent burying me just so you can see one less pony image in your day.
User avatar #155 - devilry (02/21/2015) [-]
Maybe they'd be sad for a day or two but after they're done crying, they'll get over you and forget you.

Everbody dies.

You. Amber. Everyone.

They fake it, because they can't stand you being around them, your dogs wouldn't care either. All you have is fake reasons why you should keep breathing, forget your family and focus on yourself. There are better lives than this one, money doesn't even have a real tangible value anymore.

In the long run, the 10k spent burying your sorry, pathetic ass would be worth it if it meant I didn't have to see pony pictures on this shitty website that I use to masturbate.
User avatar #157 - affix (02/21/2015) [-]
If you had a family, or anyone that loved you. You would know when its lost.

If only someone had paid more attention to you, you wouldn't be filled with so much destructive hate.
User avatar #158 - devilry (02/21/2015) [-]
I'm trying to save you from yourself.
Life is pain.
I wake up every morning in pain, I go to work in pain, y'know how many times I've thought about giving up and ending it?
None, because I don't watch shitty shows about ponies.
No one loves you, just end it.
End your pain bruh. nie
User avatar #160 - affix (02/21/2015) [-]
Im sorry you have thought about that.
I've had to try to pull people up before, it's not easy.

I'm not in any pain as you are referring to, i have no reason to end my life, and every reason to keep it. Maybe that's why there is zero hate in me? Maybe.

I suggest spending money on professional help. You may call it wasted money, but its not wasted if it saves your life, then you move on to start your own family and bring lives into this world with your new take on life. I'm telling you bro, life seems dark because you haven't found the light yet.
User avatar #162 - devilry (02/21/2015) [-]
House M.D. - Life is pain...

Its from House, MD.
Trolling aside, I don't have what other people have.
I can't connect with others, can't make that ''human'' connection because I don't feel like other humans.
To me, life IS pain, but like you, I can't end that pain because there are four people in my life that rely on me. So, until I strike it rich enough to retire and leave them financially secure, I won't be ending my life, yet.
User avatar #166 - affix (02/21/2015) [-]
Im not so sure you can classify all bronies as faggots if you can barely relate to other people. How can you be so sure of what thousands of people are like if you don't feel like other humans?
#169 - devilry (02/21/2015) [-]
Hatred is what makes you strong in this world, its the difference between life and death.
Its what gives you the will to live and fight for your life.
Its one of the few things I can feel, so naturally, I enjoy feeling it.

I didn't say your ten year old sister was a faggot for liking the show, but she's probably gonna be bullied in middle school and high school.

There's a difference between children watching a show intended for them, and 33 year old virgin neckbeards masturbating with their greasy hands while hovering over their laptops while watching MLP.
User avatar #171 - affix (02/21/2015) [-]
You think you're strong huh? I wont take that away from you.
But if i ever meet you, i would like to show you what we call exercise here, and what most people call insane.

On a different note, if you have to talk shit to me to elevate yourself because you are low as it is, ill let it be. Because i understand why you are doing it. If you only express yourself though hate, fine.

Just don't be mad at me, and other people because you are disappointed with what your life is now. Instead of telling me you think my family won't miss me if i die, have you tried improving your own life? Instead of telling me my sister will be bullied, have you considered working on your own family?

You're an ocean of negativity and hate like an emo person. And if you are, we cant really relate anymore.

I've come to realize you're far gone. You don't actually listen to the words i say. I've tried to help you see the positive side. I only talked shit to you when it was given.

The only way ill reply to you anymore is if you ask me legitimate mature questions.
User avatar #167 - devilry (02/21/2015) [-]
Because anyone who likes a cartoon intended for female children to the point where they dress and act like said cartoon ponies. To the point where they sexualize the show, again, aimed for children, is beyond faggotry and they deserve to be gassed like the jews.
User avatar #168 - affix (02/21/2015) [-]
The actions of a few autistic minority do not speak for the whole group. Its logically fallacy 101. Because some guy out there draws it sexualized, he is put in the same bin as my 10 year old sister?

You've got to stave off this hate you're carrying, its like maxing out your suspension so you cant handle some things.
#11 - boomerpyro (02/20/2015) [-]
i missed you too


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User avatar #1 - justinbiebershair ONLINE (10/12/2012) [-]
good to see another fellow romanian here :D
User avatar #2 to #1 - crazymero ONLINE (10/12/2012) [-]
sunt curios daca suntem mai mult de 20
User avatar #6 to #2 - gmaxx (07/25/2013) [-]
suntem.. sa stii ca zabug, care cred ca este intre primii 10 sau asa ceva, este roman.
apropo, am niste Iteme si vreau sa la dau pe nimic, sau pe 1 punct.
accepti? (am platit cu punctele mele, valoarea lur fiind mai mare de 50k - 44 iteme
User avatar #7 to #6 - crazymero ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
nu fac nimic cu itemele,mai bine ii dai cui ii trebuie
User avatar #8 to #7 - gmaxx (07/25/2013) [-]
merci de raspuns, puteai sa le dai pe puncte
User avatar #4 to #2 - justinbiebershair ONLINE (10/12/2012) [-]
si sa nu mai vorbim de replyurile pe care leai primit
User avatar #3 to #2 - justinbiebershair ONLINE (10/12/2012) [-]
ultimul comment a avut 14 thumbs nu? deci sunt
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