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Gender: male
Age: 24
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PlayStation Vita
X-box Gamertag: Prince Maggot
PSN: Prince_Maggot
Date Signed Up:3/01/2011
Last Login:3/27/2014
Location:Wimberdale
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Has anybody keeled a red spoi? No? Fuck it.

latest user's comments

#248 - **crazymachete rolls 22** thumb down if not dubs. 07/10/2012 on the fuck spongebob. . . +6
#155 - had to. 07/08/2012 on GameBoy Nostalgia +2
#150 - mfw 07/08/2012 on Games of Minecraft 0
#144 - Well.. I'll let you use it... I guess.. :\ btw, the &…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2012 on Games of Minecraft 0
User avatar #146 - smokedmeatlog (07/08/2012) [-]
thanks, it took a bit to do, especially cleaning out that entire fucking sand mountain
#150 - crazymachete (07/08/2012) [-]
mfw
#139 - Sell your Mac.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/08/2012 on Games of Minecraft 0
User avatar #141 - smokedmeatlog (07/08/2012) [-]
hilarious. did you copy-write that joke, or can anyone use it?
User avatar #144 - crazymachete (07/08/2012) [-]
Well.. I'll let you use it... I guess.. :\

btw, the "joke" wasn't aimed towards you. i just saw the opportunity and went for it.

also, nice castle. my creations look like that of a 5 year old with downsyndrome that doesnt have opposable thumbs.
User avatar #146 - smokedmeatlog (07/08/2012) [-]
thanks, it took a bit to do, especially cleaning out that entire fucking sand mountain
#150 - crazymachete (07/08/2012) [-]
mfw
#210 - i didnt mean this coming year 07/08/2012 on HIMYM Wise Words 0
#1 - Comment deleted 07/07/2012 on cool pixar wallpaper 0
#1 - Comment deleted 07/07/2012 on Changing lanes like a boss 0
#1 - Comment deleted 07/07/2012 on typo win 0
#346 - **crazymachete rolls 83** goobyholler pls 07/07/2012 on For All You Furries +1
#143 - it was, thank you. to the google! 07/07/2012 on HIMYM Wise Words 0
#322 - so ******* close.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2012 on For All You Furries 0
User avatar #341 - goofyholler (07/07/2012) [-]
**goofyholler rolls 31** bitch please
User avatar #346 - crazymachete (07/07/2012) [-]
**crazymachete rolls 83**
goobyholler pls
#321 - **crazymachete rolls 65** double dubs  [+] (3 new replies) 07/07/2012 on For All You Furries +1
User avatar #322 - crazymachete (07/07/2012) [-]
so fucking close.
User avatar #341 - goofyholler (07/07/2012) [-]
**goofyholler rolls 31** bitch please
User avatar #346 - crazymachete (07/07/2012) [-]
**crazymachete rolls 83**
goobyholler pls
#132 - thanks man.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2012 on HIMYM Wise Words +1
#141 - Womens Study Major (07/07/2012) [-]
like comment #131 said, look it pu to be sure, but when i was 17 i was messin with this 15 yo girl, and started worrying about gettin in trouble, but she told me about "Romeo and Juliet laws": basically, if the age difference is less than 2 years TO THE DAY between the adult and the minor, then you're in the clear. even if her parents pressed charges, the fact that she was two weeks away from 16 and i had just turned 17 (old enough to be tried as an adult for that shit), would have been enough for any judge to throw the case out on the spot.
oh, and an important side note: this all happened and still applies in Texas

hope that was helpful.
User avatar #143 - crazymachete (07/07/2012) [-]
it was, thank you.
to the google!
#129 - WOO  [+] (4 new replies) 07/07/2012 on HIMYM Wise Words 0
User avatar #131 - psychoticbear (07/07/2012) [-]
My advice: look it up yourself, just to make sure. I don't want you to get in some sort of trouble because you took advice from a stranger on the internet. Best of luck to you, bro.
#132 - crazymachete (07/07/2012) [-]
thanks man.
#141 - Womens Study Major (07/07/2012) [-]
like comment #131 said, look it pu to be sure, but when i was 17 i was messin with this 15 yo girl, and started worrying about gettin in trouble, but she told me about "Romeo and Juliet laws": basically, if the age difference is less than 2 years TO THE DAY between the adult and the minor, then you're in the clear. even if her parents pressed charges, the fact that she was two weeks away from 16 and i had just turned 17 (old enough to be tried as an adult for that shit), would have been enough for any judge to throw the case out on the spot.
oh, and an important side note: this all happened and still applies in Texas

hope that was helpful.
User avatar #143 - crazymachete (07/07/2012) [-]
it was, thank you.
to the google!
#126 - Wait.. Sooooo... What about when she's 17 and I'm 16?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/07/2012 on HIMYM Wise Words 0
User avatar #128 - psychoticbear (07/07/2012) [-]
You'd technically still be underage. Unless you feel like charging her with rape afterwards, you can still have crazy monkey sex.
User avatar #129 - crazymachete (07/07/2012) [-]
WOO
User avatar #131 - psychoticbear (07/07/2012) [-]
My advice: look it up yourself, just to make sure. I don't want you to get in some sort of trouble because you took advice from a stranger on the internet. Best of luck to you, bro.
#132 - crazymachete (07/07/2012) [-]
thanks man.
#141 - Womens Study Major (07/07/2012) [-]
like comment #131 said, look it pu to be sure, but when i was 17 i was messin with this 15 yo girl, and started worrying about gettin in trouble, but she told me about "Romeo and Juliet laws": basically, if the age difference is less than 2 years TO THE DAY between the adult and the minor, then you're in the clear. even if her parents pressed charges, the fact that she was two weeks away from 16 and i had just turned 17 (old enough to be tried as an adult for that shit), would have been enough for any judge to throw the case out on the spot.
oh, and an important side note: this all happened and still applies in Texas

hope that was helpful.
User avatar #143 - crazymachete (07/07/2012) [-]
it was, thank you.
to the google!
#124 - I AM in Texas :D  [+] (8 new replies) 07/07/2012 on HIMYM Wise Words 0
User avatar #125 - psychoticbear (07/07/2012) [-]
Then you're good.
User avatar #126 - crazymachete (07/07/2012) [-]
Wait.. Sooooo... What about when she's 17 and I'm 16?
User avatar #128 - psychoticbear (07/07/2012) [-]
You'd technically still be underage. Unless you feel like charging her with rape afterwards, you can still have crazy monkey sex.
User avatar #129 - crazymachete (07/07/2012) [-]
WOO
User avatar #131 - psychoticbear (07/07/2012) [-]
My advice: look it up yourself, just to make sure. I don't want you to get in some sort of trouble because you took advice from a stranger on the internet. Best of luck to you, bro.
#132 - crazymachete (07/07/2012) [-]
thanks man.
#141 - Womens Study Major (07/07/2012) [-]
like comment #131 said, look it pu to be sure, but when i was 17 i was messin with this 15 yo girl, and started worrying about gettin in trouble, but she told me about "Romeo and Juliet laws": basically, if the age difference is less than 2 years TO THE DAY between the adult and the minor, then you're in the clear. even if her parents pressed charges, the fact that she was two weeks away from 16 and i had just turned 17 (old enough to be tried as an adult for that shit), would have been enough for any judge to throw the case out on the spot.
oh, and an important side note: this all happened and still applies in Texas

hope that was helpful.
User avatar #143 - crazymachete (07/07/2012) [-]
it was, thank you.
to the google!
#215 - mhmm 07/07/2012 on What does your tattoo say... 0
#283 - ZOMBA hi  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2012 on For All You Furries -2
#316 - zomba has deleted their comment.
#281 - now they arent.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/07/2012 on For All You Furries +12
User avatar #314 - nziswat (07/07/2012) [-]
**nziswat rolls 41** Here take mine
User avatar #321 - crazymachete (07/07/2012) [-]
**crazymachete rolls 65**

double dubs
User avatar #322 - crazymachete (07/07/2012) [-]
so fucking close.
User avatar #341 - goofyholler (07/07/2012) [-]
**goofyholler rolls 31** bitch please
User avatar #346 - crazymachete (07/07/2012) [-]
**crazymachete rolls 83**
goobyholler pls
#278 - son of a bitch...  [+] (6 new replies) 07/07/2012 on For All You Furries +14
User avatar #281 - crazymachete (07/07/2012) [-]
now they arent.
User avatar #314 - nziswat (07/07/2012) [-]
**nziswat rolls 41** Here take mine
User avatar #321 - crazymachete (07/07/2012) [-]
**crazymachete rolls 65**

double dubs
User avatar #322 - crazymachete (07/07/2012) [-]
so fucking close.
User avatar #341 - goofyholler (07/07/2012) [-]
**goofyholler rolls 31** bitch please
User avatar #346 - crazymachete (07/07/2012) [-]
**crazymachete rolls 83**
goobyholler pls
#277 - **crazymachete rolls 88** according to description,…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/07/2012 on For All You Furries +17
User avatar #278 - crazymachete (07/07/2012) [-]
son of a bitch...
User avatar #281 - crazymachete (07/07/2012) [-]
now they arent.
User avatar #314 - nziswat (07/07/2012) [-]
**nziswat rolls 41** Here take mine
User avatar #321 - crazymachete (07/07/2012) [-]
**crazymachete rolls 65**

double dubs
User avatar #322 - crazymachete (07/07/2012) [-]
so fucking close.
User avatar #341 - goofyholler (07/07/2012) [-]
**goofyholler rolls 31** bitch please
User avatar #346 - crazymachete (07/07/2012) [-]
**crazymachete rolls 83**
goobyholler pls
#104 - :( 07/07/2012 on I know how it feels now 0
#103 - **crazymachete rolls 21** can i try?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2012 on I know how it feels now -1
User avatar #104 - crazymachete (07/07/2012) [-]
:(
#196 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2012 on What does your tattoo say... 0
#213 - Womens Study Major (07/07/2012) [-]
thank you for not being a total douche bag, lol.
User avatar #215 - crazymachete (07/07/2012) [-]
mhmm

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