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#2 - I could have lived without knowing that breaking penises is a job.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2013 on "Die Hard" +31
#10 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [-]
It's not.
An erection requires blood pressure. Without a beating heart, there is no blood pressure.
User avatar #11 - heartlessrobot (07/24/2013) [-]
Actually, the blood tends to settle there, so unless someone died of blood loss, they fully erect in death.
#21 - It's not "supposedly"... bigger=more power. 9mm has …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2013 on 1911a1 0
User avatar #25 - valyn (07/24/2013) [-]
Personally, I don't like Glocks. They're too lightweight and it leads to very hard to control muzzle flip. The extra weight of the 1911 combined with the more ergonomic grip makes it much easier to control and gives you a way better chance of keeping your second shot on target.
User avatar #53 - Kanoah (07/24/2013) [-]
I don't like the design of Glocks, either, I think the squared mechanism is a bit more difficult to aim than the 1911's
#18 - The comic is saying how EVERYONE is "special", but w… 07/24/2013 on Another Worth The Read +3
#8 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Batman +49
User avatar #21 - ubercookieboy (07/22/2013) [-]
Dollar bills tucked in his belt?

Looks like someone had a good day at the strip club
User avatar #10 - demandsgayversion (07/22/2013) [-]
Someone should do the math on who has more money.
User avatar #12 - dedaluminus (07/22/2013) [-]
I saw an article once where they did just that, and they figured that Tony Stark would be richer by about 200 million dollars. Even in hundreds, that's enough to crush Batman into a bloody pulp, were they to have a money fight.
#24 - gerfox (07/22/2013) [-]
However, the Wayne Corp. used huge amounts of money on the wellbeing of Gotham though, with that monorail and orphanages etc.
Stark Industries was a money machine all the way from Tony's father, and until he was trapped in a certain cave.
User avatar #13 - demandsgayversion (07/22/2013) [-]
#170 - Subtle. 07/18/2013 on I hate you all -2
#11 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 07/13/2013 on Is it true? +90
User avatar #121 - thewizsam (07/13/2013) [-]
were is that from
User avatar #58 - rasorburn (07/13/2013) [-]
What is this gif based off of?

I've seen an Assassins Creed gif that was similar to this as well.
User avatar #128 - ViXi (07/13/2013) [-]
The Green Men from Vancouver
#68 - megamind (07/13/2013) [-]
the original gif was of these two. they come to televised games in morph suits and do hilarious shit. im too lazy to find the actual sauce but its out there. gif semi-related
#16 - typeonegative (07/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #13 - demandsgayversion (07/13/2013) [-]
Wolverine: "What are you lookin' at?"
Daredevil: "I don't know."
#8 - Picture 07/12/2013 on Batman is here! +49
#25 - Thumbed for Dodger. 07/12/2013 on HARPOON HARRISON 0
#85 - Picture 07/08/2013 on Spoilers +11
#36 - It took me far too long to figure this one out...I was thinkin… 07/08/2013 on Something is wrong +1
#101 - What's wrong with you?! Good god, that was gory, I can't stop … 07/05/2013 on Brutal +1
#56 - It's not a manga, it's from a guy on Deviantart, his name is N… 06/29/2013 on Captain Marvel Hits Puberty 0
#54 - Picture 06/29/2013 on welcome home 0
#19 - Picture 06/29/2013 on Grad gift 0
#69 - Bruce was a child who lost his parents at a young age, traumat… 06/29/2013 on Inception Rises 0
#37 - Picture 06/29/2013 on Batman Is Best Green Lanter +8
#57 - Tony Stark really isn't, look up Moonknight.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2013 on Inception Rises +2
User avatar #63 - elephantxmaster (06/29/2013) [-]
in terms of origins and characteristics, iron man and batman are more similar than moon knight and batman. iron man and batman are both billionaires who use their money to fight crime. moon knight is a schizophrenic crazy guy who isn't even close to being batman, except the fact that they both have no powers
#69 - crazyllamax (06/29/2013) [-]
Bruce was a child who lost his parents at a young age, traumatizing him to the point that he dedicated his life to ridding Gotham of what took his parents.

Tony was billionare playboy who was unfortunately captured by enemy forces and made to see the horrors of war, leading him to develop a non-lethal way to combat war.

The only similarities between Bruce and Tony is the actual Billionare status.

I say Moonknight is the Marvel Batman because of their way of fighting. Moonknight (while crazy) believes in justice, he fights with moon paraphernalia, much like Batman's Bat themed arsenal. They both are highly skilled relying on their fighting ability and gadgets. While yes, they are not perfect matches, I'd say that Moonknight and Batman have more in common than Tony and Bruce.
#117 - Picture 06/21/2013 on Sheeeeit +3
#58 - It just goes to show the immaturity of people on Funnyjunk whe… 06/12/2013 on Front Page Here I Come +2
#45 - Picture 06/07/2013 on Title +10
#289 - Picture 06/06/2013 on No last one for you! 0
#117 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2013 on 'Murica +12
#169 - anonymous (06/02/2013) [-]
quick put 14 bullet's into it's head (i think that's the number, my facts on this movie are fuzzy, as i have not seen it in ages)
#266 - Oh god, I've made a terrible mistake... 06/01/2013 on Cool life hacks +8
#52 - MFW scrolling down the comment section.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2013 on Personally, I blame bush +44
#90 - Aejax (05/30/2013) [-]
Let them perish
#105 - Comment deleted 05/27/2013 on My first vagina encounter +19


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