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#13 - Or a whale. 07/28/2014 on Cringee +1
#39 - I wish I could just convince myself that feminists are never g…  [+] (18 new replies) 07/21/2014 on I'm a transdigestive dolphin 0
#46 - schnitzelwagen (07/21/2014) [-]
You see, the thing is that there are two general types of feminazis.

The bigger part consists of the average feminazi, who circlejerk about how evil the patriarchy is, how white male cis-scum is pure evil based on how they were born with white AND male privilege, and all that other crap (oh, and you better not forget using the prefered pronounce), and also how bad of a victim they are and how opression hurts them so much in every aspect of their every-day lifes.

Then there's the con artists who earn money off the stupidity of the first group. They ask for donations for their "cause". They offer themselfes as guest speakers for various events (but only if you pay them, of course). And they also hold Dash Con, tell the events that show up they won't get any money (while telling the guests how those bastards demanded money up-front, and ofcourse that was unacceptable). And in the end they kept the dosh for themselfes.
And ofcourse, the binary-transgender-transfeminist-queer-pyrofox-squidsouls trapped in a sickly obese's girls curvy real woman's body support these people, no matter what evidence is brought forth.

A late trigger warning: The rant above contains bias, sub-par grammar and most likely missinformation.

tl;dr: feminazis are stupid and get ripped off by con artists.
User avatar #118 - razthough (07/21/2014) [-]
What do they mean by non-binary?
#120 - schnitzelwagen (07/21/2014) [-]
#123 - razthough (07/21/2014) [-]
Something tells me they don't really know either.
User avatar #87 - seras (07/21/2014) [-]
There are also the real feminists, like me, who have to agree with what you said and focus on parts of the world where oppression really is a thing, not something made up by bitches not getting what they want.
User avatar #102 - ugoboom (07/21/2014) [-]
those people almost all recognize the fact that feminism has been taken over by extremists, and are now part of the gender egalitarian movement.

true feminism is dead, though its zombie corpse still ravages the landscapes
#90 - schnitzelwagen (07/21/2014) [-]
That's why I used "feminazis" instead of "feminists". I find it important not to group them together, and find it sad how these special snowflakes taint the good name of men and women who risked (and in some places still risk) their lifes to achieve more equallity between both genders.

Oh, and also:
Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I replied to you because you're a female FJ user, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Schnitzelwagen.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
#106 - seras (07/21/2014) [-]
That last part was gold.
User avatar #52 - schnitzelwagen (07/21/2014) [-]
And the worst thing is that people like her get awards and a say in game development (thankfully it's only a few companies so far).
Anita Sarkeesian said herself that she doesn't like video games, so it's obvious she doesn't give a shit about them and only does this for the dosh, on the expence of her backers and the people who actually enjoy the vidya.
#107 - anonymous (07/21/2014) [-]
Dude, I think there's one thing even worse than that: You knowing all these things, how those feminist really are and whatnot, and the only people believing you are some 15 yo virgins on le funny junk. At the same time in the real world these evil conspiring con artist feminazis are all recognized and involved in all sorts of relevant things and you're all like

<~ wtf

How does that make you feel, bro?
#112 - schnitzelwagen (07/21/2014) [-]
Not sure if sarcasm or not. Damn Anon.
Anywho, they don't have that much influence, it's just that companies considering what these people say in the hopes of gaining their backers as customers, or at least to avoid bad press coming from them.
They don't have major influence on important things, and so far they don't hinder me in my every-day life, but it just makes me mad how these people earn so much money by spouting bullshit, screwing people over and whatnot. Almost like politicans, hurr.

And speaking of conspiracies, the Jews did the holocaust to get shekels, Bush did 9/11 together with the Illuminati and invaded Iraq because of Aliens, and the entire population of Alaska was secretely replaced by a race of super moleman soldiers that were geneticaly engineered by the government, and if you don't believe that, you're just a blind sheeple and need to wake up. For real.
User avatar #47 - schnitzelwagen (07/21/2014) [-]
Oh, also, they don't get anything done because of this. Except the con men/womyn, because they get money from this, and therefore they're the ones who actually do things.
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#49 - neoexdeath (07/21/2014) [-]
Young lady, on this website we use a little word called "Please"!
#98 - anonymous (07/21/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 44** there
User avatar #88 - seras (07/21/2014) [-]
Please rape me?
#91 - Don't indulge him. 07/20/2014 on Igniting a gas leak -1
#108 - I can't tell which of these are fake and which are real anymore. 07/18/2014 on Jaden, the fuck are you... +4
#65 - All of the cartoon ones are surprising dude got range 07/10/2014 on Alan Tudyk +1
#8 - Squealing sent my sides to the moon 07/08/2014 on Cactus Bodyslam +1
#98 - Oh man that's so ******* legal That is truly …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on First Amendment Rights -4
#149 - dorfdorfdorf (07/07/2014) [-]
#2 - Some part of me hopes they've received evidence of that. 07/03/2014 on Heaven's gate creepy message 0
#10 - **** y'all 06/29/2014 on Coral -1
#242 - My absolute sincerest apologies. I ran this by a friend an… 06/28/2014 on Scott Disick +1
#16 - Well....They're litterally positive or negative, so not hard t…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2014 on Scott Disick +2
User avatar #29 - fables (06/26/2014) [-]
it's not always that simple
sometimes there's a line so faint it's hard to tell it's there
User avatar #242 - craaabs (06/28/2014) [-]
My absolute sincerest apologies.
I ran this by a friend and realized i was indeed wrong.
Though I'm still at fault for being a dick before even googling it.
#8 - Nokias are so strong that if you tried to break one you would …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/26/2014 on That explains everything +278
#62 - rumpelstilzchen (06/26/2014) [-]
#49 - crackedpepper (06/26/2014) [-]
someone help me out with this image someone
#58 - likeallthecomments (06/26/2014) [-]
here you go
#57 - peacocean (06/26/2014) [-]
#2 - More like stoned-age!  [+] (4 new replies) 06/25/2014 on Stoned to the max. +71
#20 - srhkid (06/25/2014) [-]
Damnit Carlos! that was pretty awesome
#16 - anonymous (06/25/2014) [-]
You clever fuck.
#17 - buffalogriller (06/25/2014) [-]
except the stone age has nothing to do with dinosaurs
#26 - siriusfakk (06/25/2014) [-]
#54 - I cannot stress how much funnier these are than anything else … 06/14/2014 on Justin Timberlake Doing... -2
#136 - oooooooops Gotta get used to those  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2014 on jungle fever 0
User avatar #137 - theodordronen (06/14/2014) [-]
innocent mistake
#8 - ...in heels  [+] (3 new replies) 06/14/2014 on jungle fever -2
User avatar #39 - theodordronen (06/14/2014) [-]
check his spoiler
User avatar #136 - craaabs (06/14/2014) [-]
Gotta get used to those
User avatar #137 - theodordronen (06/14/2014) [-]
innocent mistake
#8 - Nice. Subtle. 06/10/2014 on If we evolved from... +51
#81 - Seems like the kind of thing you have to touch to appreciate.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2014 on Mind Blown +16
#86 - mountaintroll (06/09/2014) [-]
I thought that at first, but then I realised that touching it would probably take away the disbelieve which would take away from the overall effect.
#1 - her mom. 06/02/2014 on SPOOKY SCARY CREEPYPASTA 0
#37 - Bless you for it, son. 05/29/2014 on Guy lie 0
#8 - Other than yo dick? naw ***** u aight 05/28/2014 on Human babies vs. other babies +6
#56 - I think this comment saved my life whether it's true or no…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2014 on Dont laugh +3
#62 - pxthreezerothree (05/28/2014) [-]
It is called the Flynn Effect and it is a real thing. However, it is exhaustible. Some developed countries have seen plateaus and even decreases in average IQ decade over decade. Generally speaking, though, more generations of peoples are getting smarter rather than dumber. What's actually dumbing down is culture and the increase in population means more people total who are below average IQ (with the ratio remaining the same or falling).
#102 - That's quite a rap sheet. He was also in John Dies at the End 05/28/2014 on Amazing actor you didn't... +1
#17 - One of those rare times where Nic Cage stars in a good movie. … 05/23/2014 on the story of a bullet 0
#15 - precisely what i thought 05/12/2014 on Throw away useless +1
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