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Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius
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- My girlfriends dog ***** in the house when he doesn't get his …
You sick freak
You're probably using those 16 gauge wire pens that's tack welded together right?
Hold him in one of these hunting dog truck boxes, they're night unbreakable and can be chained to pitons or trees so he doesn't drag it off. Be warned, they're a bit pricy, but you'll never need another unless it's stolen.
I bet an axe handle would work.
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- Loved this game. I remember being terrified early game at nigh…
I thought I was safe
>Not one-shotting them
>Not spamming your near infinite amount of throwing weapons you got through the glitch
>Using glitches to get better gear
Take your own advice, bro.
It's not to get better gear, it's to get MORE, mediocre gear.
99999999 flares are essential for when you get invaded by some asshole, when you're just trying to play the game.
Though, I often find they're so bad, you don't need all the flares. I never use more than 20.
You have a fair point.
I still mostly disagree on the whole "glitching to get more items" thing, but I can understand things like flares. It can be a pain in the ass to find enough sometimes.
I also do it with certain items, mostly stunning items, to fuck with zombies.
It's fun, whipping a near infinite amount of electric shuriken at hordes of zombies while chilling on a rooftop.
Ah yes, forgot about how fun it is to dick around with zombies.
I remember on the first night I went through, I thought I could handle it. So the first thing I did was sneak up on one of them, kicked it in the back, and promptly got my ass kicked.
That's how it starts. Then you get your first longsword.
After that, zombies just slow you down.
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