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Gender: male
Age: 24
Consoles Owned: P.S 3, X Box 360
Video Games Played: All???
Date Signed Up:9/02/2012
Last Login:5/28/2016
Location:Behind you
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#9 - Its good to have dreams 09/29/2015 on Reese Witherspoon +14
#30 - Loved this game. I remember being terrified early game at nigh…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/08/2015 on I thought I was safe +2
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#33 - heartlessrobot (09/08/2015) [-]
>Not one-shotting them
>Not spamming your near infinite amount of throwing weapons you got through the glitch
Git gud.
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#69 - stonetomcat (09/08/2015) [-]
>Using glitches to get better gear
Take your own advice, bro.
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#70 - heartlessrobot (09/08/2015) [-]
It's not to get better gear, it's to get MORE, mediocre gear.
99999999 flares are essential for when you get invaded by some asshole, when you're just trying to play the game.
Though, I often find they're so bad, you don't need all the flares. I never use more than 20.
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#74 - stonetomcat (09/08/2015) [-]
You have a fair point.
I still mostly disagree on the whole "glitching to get more items" thing, but I can understand things like flares. It can be a pain in the ass to find enough sometimes.
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#75 - heartlessrobot (09/08/2015) [-]
I also do it with certain items, mostly stunning items, to fuck with zombies.
It's fun, whipping a near infinite amount of electric shuriken at hordes of zombies while chilling on a rooftop.
#76 - stonetomcat (09/08/2015) [-]
Ah yes, forgot about how fun it is to dick around with zombies. I remember on the first night I went through, I thought I could handle it. So the first thing I did was sneak up on one of them, kicked it in the back, and promptly got my ass kicked.
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#77 - heartlessrobot (09/08/2015) [-]
That's how it starts. Then you get your first longsword.
After that, zombies just slow you down.
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#23 - Ask what's going on and what has changed this. Feelings don't … 07/17/2015 on Hey funnyjunk 0
#2156 - **cptnbarbrosa used "*roll 1, 0-999*"** **cptnbarbrosa rolls 147** 07/09/2015 on Roll trips and a mod will... 0
#14 - Ahhhhh something about the front page and stuff! 05/17/2015 on seriously, i'm out of title... +10
#6 - So… how bout them comments 05/03/2015 on FJ grade pun. +2
#114 - Cats are kinda like cockroaches… they get scared and fit und… 04/08/2015 on cats are retarded 0
#38 - **cptnbarbrosa rolled user takeaseat **  [+] (2 new replies) 03/31/2015 on Big fat liar +1
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#78 - takeaseat (04/01/2015) [-]
gud joke
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#47 - beastkenten (03/31/2015) [-]
I guess you can say..He's going to need to take a seat for this one.
#21 - Business cat wouldn't screw around. 03/22/2015 on Lawyer Cat +15
#515 - Not bragging but I get to cook filets tonight with my girlfrie… 03/22/2015 on Saturday Night Plans 0
#513 - how old are you?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2015 on Saturday Night Plans 0
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#523 - badhatharry (03/22/2015) [-]
Just turned 20
#30 - I had the misconception that if I paid i would be rewarded by … 03/22/2015 on Let out your feelings on FJ 0
#23 - You are…. beautiful…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2015 on Mhmm 0
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#25 - magicexplain (03/22/2015) [-]
thanks bae
#18 - Ha! Ga-… oh no homo. You're good. 03/22/2015 on Let out your feelings on FJ +87
#10 - I'm depressed that I bought hulu plus and still have to watch …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2015 on Let out your feelings on FJ +1
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#24 - hourlyb (03/22/2015) [-]
Yeah.
If Netflix hadn't lost all of their Top gear episode I wouldn't even use Hulu.
#30 - cptnbarbrosa (03/22/2015) [-]
I had the misconception that if I paid i would be rewarded by not having to sit through commercials. And ad tailor doesn't even listen to me. I keep saying no I don't like the advertisements but it keeps playing them… What an asshat.
#40 - I wonder how that kid fell into his own poop. 03/22/2015 on Assorted Internets #1 0
#109 - Oh ****… I don't do this ever… How do i fix what i did... 02/18/2015 on Old 0
#21 - I'm… I'm gonna be honest here. I'm 23. This will get me some… 02/18/2015 on 50 Shades of Gay 0
#101 - That's it… all i got. Sorry for any repeats…. I lost track…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2015 on Old 0
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#112 - kentravyon (02/18/2015) [-]
[Insert Asian guy squinting at a small piece of paper gif] for about half of those
otherwise solid dump
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#43 - zakvanloocke (12/27/2012) [-]
Miss you bro
#42 - zakvanloocke (09/19/2012) [-]
asshole, way to be a dick
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#37 - zakvanloocke (09/19/2012) [-]
Come at me bro
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