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cptnbarbrosa

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:9/02/2012
Last Login:8/13/2016
Location:Behind you
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#10 - I'm too drunk and too lazy but...... just imagine if i di… 07/26/2016 on empathy 0
#14 - Alright so I'll take a swing. The guy in the middle got s…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2016 on Death Metal +9
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#29 - brisineo (07/04/2016) [-]
That last bit is actually terrifyingly accurate.
#66 - Yeah sorry and I Hate to be the asshole in all of this.... but… 03/24/2016 on "You catch it, you keep it" -6
#18 - Seeing a girl with* my b. 01/21/2016 on Probably British +1
#17 - Man. Imagine walking down the street and a beautiful girl with…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2016 on Probably British +3
#18 - cptnbarbrosa (01/21/2016) [-]
Seeing a girl with* my b.
#11 - "Wrong hole" 01/06/2016 on "The joker wasn't a man" +14
#596 - Y.... you're beautiful...  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2015 on HOLY SHIT HERE TAKE IT +6
#785 - anon (11/17/2015) [-]
y-you too...
#1494 - **cptnbarbrosa used "*Roll 1, 0-999999999*"** **cptnbarbros… 11/05/2015 on Giveaway Time! 0
#21 - Good lord... quite a read. 10/27/2015 on The Last Question 0
#1 - My girlfriends dog ***** in the house when he doesn't get his …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2015 on You sick freak +1
#4 - kyubii (09/29/2015) [-]
You're probably using those 16 gauge wire pens that's tack welded together right?

Hold him in one of these hunting dog truck boxes, they're night unbreakable and can be chained to pitons or trees so he doesn't drag it off. Be warned, they're a bit pricy, but you'll never need another unless it's stolen.
#3 - anon (09/29/2015) [-]
I bet an axe handle would work.

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