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Date Signed Up:12/03/2012
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#18 - This is beautiful 14 hours ago on Michael Jackson... 0
#9 - Never mind I think that was Marathon 14 hours ago on Inb4 sao 4chan 0
#8 - I thought Titan is just what Snickers used to be?  [+] (1 new reply) 14 hours ago on Inb4 sao 4chan 0
User avatar #9 - cptmongtard (14 hours ago) [-]
Never mind I think that was Marathon
#28 - Gotta say, I wasn't expecting the dude to be so well spoken an… 15 hours ago on SJW Fucktard 0
#18 - Oh definitely dude, I'm with you on that 11/24/2014 on It's gonna blow! 0
#15 - Why did it?  [+] (6 new replies) 11/24/2014 on It's gonna blow! 0
#17 - yoruwaakeru (11/24/2014) [-]
There's absolutely no reason to "HOLD" the button, E didn't do anything else in the game, going up to a gun shouldn't have you hold the button to pick it up, since the button itself has no other functionality in the game it's like having left click not shoot a gun, but holding it shoots. wtf?

Gave me a headache when picking up stuff from corpses/loot and treasures in general, also the button is not even buffered, fuck.
User avatar #19 - galaxyguy (11/24/2014) [-]
I think it's in case of accidentally pressing the e button and blowing all your allies up. You know, failsafes.

Or maybe they had other plans for what the E button should do.
#20 - yoruwaakeru (11/24/2014) [-]
E doesn't do anything in the game, besides when maybe holding explosives. And even then explosives have animations that last longer than 30 frames, so you can cancel them by switching weapons.
User avatar #21 - galaxyguy (11/24/2014) [-]
Well, say you accidentally swap out your super awesome gun for some random ak47, or you accidentally leave your glider midair and you haven't bought a windsuit. Failsafes.
#25 - yoruwaakeru (11/25/2014) [-]
happened to me even when E was on hold, and anyway guns don't disappear, and are easy to track. But I get where you're coming from.
User avatar #18 - cptmongtard (11/24/2014) [-]
Oh definitely dude, I'm with you on that
#13 - Also this is the third game 11/24/2014 on It's gonna blow! 0
#12 - "Hold E to interact"  [+] (9 new replies) 11/24/2014 on It's gonna blow! +7
User avatar #24 - kageshi (11/25/2014) [-]
OH SHIT, THIS SHIT IS GONNA BLOW RUN LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER... *hold E to interact*... FUCK FUCK FUCK... DOESNT THIS DOOR OPEN ANY FASTER... FINALLY.
#14 - yoruwaakeru (11/24/2014) [-]
"Hold"

Seriously rattled me.
User avatar #15 - cptmongtard (11/24/2014) [-]
Why did it?
#17 - yoruwaakeru (11/24/2014) [-]
There's absolutely no reason to "HOLD" the button, E didn't do anything else in the game, going up to a gun shouldn't have you hold the button to pick it up, since the button itself has no other functionality in the game it's like having left click not shoot a gun, but holding it shoots. wtf?

Gave me a headache when picking up stuff from corpses/loot and treasures in general, also the button is not even buffered, fuck.
User avatar #19 - galaxyguy (11/24/2014) [-]
I think it's in case of accidentally pressing the e button and blowing all your allies up. You know, failsafes.

Or maybe they had other plans for what the E button should do.
#20 - yoruwaakeru (11/24/2014) [-]
E doesn't do anything in the game, besides when maybe holding explosives. And even then explosives have animations that last longer than 30 frames, so you can cancel them by switching weapons.
User avatar #21 - galaxyguy (11/24/2014) [-]
Well, say you accidentally swap out your super awesome gun for some random ak47, or you accidentally leave your glider midair and you haven't bought a windsuit. Failsafes.
#25 - yoruwaakeru (11/25/2014) [-]
happened to me even when E was on hold, and anyway guns don't disappear, and are easy to track. But I get where you're coming from.
User avatar #18 - cptmongtard (11/24/2014) [-]
Oh definitely dude, I'm with you on that
#40 - Pussy in that context actually means pusillanimous 11/24/2014 on Schwasmartnegger? 0
#164145 - He knows already because I told him. Last night he broke up wi… 11/24/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0

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User avatar #24 - cptmongtard (08/17/2014) [-]
drugs
User avatar #25 to #24 - cptmongtard (08/17/2014) [-]
drugs
User avatar #16 - DCat (09/06/2013) [-]
Don't go overboard on the exploit thing. Don't want them catching on.
User avatar #18 to #16 - cptmongtard (09/06/2013) [-]
I've put everything in right.. I made up a phone number and a name. Left out Address line 2
User avatar #19 to #18 - DCat (09/06/2013) [-]
Hold on. Trying to figure it out.

Sorry. Was playing zombies and couldn't reply :S
User avatar #20 to #19 - cptmongtard (09/06/2013) [-]
Not a problem.
User avatar #21 to #20 - DCat (09/06/2013) [-]
I've got a few other cards you can try if you want. Seems like that one's not going to work for some reason. Not sure why.
User avatar #22 to #21 - cptmongtard (09/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, please.. I really appreciate this.
User avatar #23 to #22 - DCat (09/06/2013) [-]
Alright, card info sent.
#17 to #16 - cptmongtard (09/06/2013) [-]
I won't. Can you advise on this though?
User avatar #11 - jebis (08/14/2013) [-]
There is a chance but you have to add me on steam
User avatar #12 to #11 - cptmongtard (08/14/2013) [-]
Username?
User avatar #13 to #12 - jebis (08/14/2013) [-]
My steam id is: zombiejesus123
User avatar #14 to #13 - cptmongtard (08/14/2013) [-]
What's your picture on there?
User avatar #9 - unicornmangina (08/04/2013) [-]
my facebooks on my profile
User avatar #7 - bcsaint (07/31/2013) [-]
Hey man we were talking a little while ago and you said you were a tattoo artest, I was just wondering if I could run a Design past you
User avatar #10 to #7 - cptmongtard (08/04/2013) [-]
Ready when you are...
User avatar #8 to #7 - cptmongtard (08/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, dude. Go for it
#1 - SonicTeam (02/02/2013) [-]
Hey CptMongTard.
I notice you wanna add me as a friend. Before I do, I wanna know why.
I'm filtering out fake users from real ones. Sorry to sound like a bouncer, but I'm tired to adding trolls and **** .
User avatar #2 to #1 - cptmongtard (02/03/2013) [-]
I have you on facebook, so I figure I may as well!
User avatar #3 to #2 - SonicTeam (02/05/2013) [-]
Oh. Who are you on Facebook?
User avatar #4 to #3 - cptmongtard (02/05/2013) [-]
Adam D
User avatar #5 to #4 - SonicTeam (02/06/2013) [-]
I did not know that.
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