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#2180 - Heh, alright. You have a good one Ruski. I got to do some …  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on heartlessrobot's profile 0
User avatar #2182 - redbrutal (4 hours ago) [-]
I do not appreciate that term, but yes have fun
#2178 - oh, So 270 is about 120 kilograms and 6'6" is abo…  [+] (3 new replies) 5 hours ago on heartlessrobot's profile 0
User avatar #2179 - redbrutal (5 hours ago) [-]
Ok ok, I understand my mistakes, tall American man
User avatar #2180 - cpawsome (4 hours ago) [-]
Heh, alright.
You have a good one Ruski. I got to do some school work.
User avatar #2182 - redbrutal (4 hours ago) [-]
I do not appreciate that term, but yes have fun
#2176 - To be fair I weigh in at 270 and have a wingspan of 6'6",…  [+] (5 new replies) 5 hours ago on heartlessrobot's profile 0
User avatar #2177 - redbrutal (5 hours ago) [-]
I am not familiar with your measurements
User avatar #2178 - cpawsome (5 hours ago) [-]
oh,
So 270 is about 120 kilograms
and 6'6" is about 200 centimeters
User avatar #2179 - redbrutal (5 hours ago) [-]
Ok ok, I understand my mistakes, tall American man
User avatar #2180 - cpawsome (4 hours ago) [-]
Heh, alright.
You have a good one Ruski. I got to do some school work.
User avatar #2182 - redbrutal (4 hours ago) [-]
I do not appreciate that term, but yes have fun
#2174 - Lol, chill bro. I think he's hot and I had some extra cred…  [+] (11 new replies) 5 hours ago on heartlessrobot's profile 0
User avatar #2175 - redbrutal (5 hours ago) [-]
Don't worry small American, I do have humor. Just messing with you
But seriously don't mess with my little cutie
User avatar #2181 - heartlessrobot (4 hours ago) [-]
I can defend myself, d00d. I'm small and cute, that doesn't mean I'm weak.
Also, blackmail doesn't work on me, I'd just say how proud I was to be such a slutty faggot.
User avatar #2183 - redbrutal (4 hours ago) [-]
You're my little cutie, of course I'll defend you, I like you too much to see you hurt and do nothing
User avatar #2185 - heartlessrobot (4 hours ago) [-]
But what if I like the pain?
User avatar #2187 - redbrutal (4 hours ago) [-]
Then I'd say please come in, I am a sadist after all
User avatar #2176 - cpawsome (5 hours ago) [-]
To be fair I weigh in at 270 and have a wingspan of 6'6", even my shoe size is big, size 14.
Yep yep
User avatar #2177 - redbrutal (5 hours ago) [-]
I am not familiar with your measurements
User avatar #2178 - cpawsome (5 hours ago) [-]
oh,
So 270 is about 120 kilograms
and 6'6" is about 200 centimeters
User avatar #2179 - redbrutal (5 hours ago) [-]
Ok ok, I understand my mistakes, tall American man
User avatar #2180 - cpawsome (4 hours ago) [-]
Heh, alright.
You have a good one Ruski. I got to do some school work.
User avatar #2182 - redbrutal (4 hours ago) [-]
I do not appreciate that term, but yes have fun
#2172 - I was bored mostly, at 3am I'm up for whatever. Then again…  [+] (13 new replies) 5 hours ago on heartlessrobot's profile 0
User avatar #2173 - redbrutal (5 hours ago) [-]
good good, becouse you know, I don't like it when you blackmail my friends oh boy would that person who spreads those lies be happy when a big Russian guy knocks on his door, boy would that be awkward or what
User avatar #2174 - cpawsome (5 hours ago) [-]
Lol, chill bro.
I think he's hot and I had some extra credit on my amazon from my B-Day.
Boy oh boy does this site need a sarcasm text.
I don't fight anymore.
User avatar #2175 - redbrutal (5 hours ago) [-]
Don't worry small American, I do have humor. Just messing with you
But seriously don't mess with my little cutie
User avatar #2181 - heartlessrobot (4 hours ago) [-]
I can defend myself, d00d. I'm small and cute, that doesn't mean I'm weak.
Also, blackmail doesn't work on me, I'd just say how proud I was to be such a slutty faggot.
User avatar #2183 - redbrutal (4 hours ago) [-]
You're my little cutie, of course I'll defend you, I like you too much to see you hurt and do nothing
User avatar #2185 - heartlessrobot (4 hours ago) [-]
But what if I like the pain?
User avatar #2187 - redbrutal (4 hours ago) [-]
Then I'd say please come in, I am a sadist after all
User avatar #2176 - cpawsome (5 hours ago) [-]
To be fair I weigh in at 270 and have a wingspan of 6'6", even my shoe size is big, size 14.
Yep yep
User avatar #2177 - redbrutal (5 hours ago) [-]
I am not familiar with your measurements
User avatar #2178 - cpawsome (5 hours ago) [-]
oh,
So 270 is about 120 kilograms
and 6'6" is about 200 centimeters
User avatar #2179 - redbrutal (5 hours ago) [-]
Ok ok, I understand my mistakes, tall American man
User avatar #2180 - cpawsome (4 hours ago) [-]
Heh, alright.
You have a good one Ruski. I got to do some school work.
User avatar #2182 - redbrutal (4 hours ago) [-]
I do not appreciate that term, but yes have fun
#2170 - Yep I did that.  [+] (15 new replies) 5 hours ago on heartlessrobot's profile 0
#2171 - redbrutal (5 hours ago) [-]
Why?
User avatar #2172 - cpawsome (5 hours ago) [-]
I was bored mostly, at 3am I'm up for whatever.
Then again some might say that I'm compiling information about him to use as blackmail and double my monies in return payment.
But those claims are entirely false and I would deny any such actions were taken.
User avatar #2173 - redbrutal (5 hours ago) [-]
good good, becouse you know, I don't like it when you blackmail my friends oh boy would that person who spreads those lies be happy when a big Russian guy knocks on his door, boy would that be awkward or what
User avatar #2174 - cpawsome (5 hours ago) [-]
Lol, chill bro.
I think he's hot and I had some extra credit on my amazon from my B-Day.
Boy oh boy does this site need a sarcasm text.
I don't fight anymore.
User avatar #2175 - redbrutal (5 hours ago) [-]
Don't worry small American, I do have humor. Just messing with you
But seriously don't mess with my little cutie
User avatar #2181 - heartlessrobot (4 hours ago) [-]
I can defend myself, d00d. I'm small and cute, that doesn't mean I'm weak.
Also, blackmail doesn't work on me, I'd just say how proud I was to be such a slutty faggot.
User avatar #2183 - redbrutal (4 hours ago) [-]
You're my little cutie, of course I'll defend you, I like you too much to see you hurt and do nothing
User avatar #2185 - heartlessrobot (4 hours ago) [-]
But what if I like the pain?
User avatar #2187 - redbrutal (4 hours ago) [-]
Then I'd say please come in, I am a sadist after all
User avatar #2176 - cpawsome (5 hours ago) [-]
To be fair I weigh in at 270 and have a wingspan of 6'6", even my shoe size is big, size 14.
Yep yep
User avatar #2177 - redbrutal (5 hours ago) [-]
I am not familiar with your measurements
User avatar #2178 - cpawsome (5 hours ago) [-]
oh,
So 270 is about 120 kilograms
and 6'6" is about 200 centimeters
User avatar #2179 - redbrutal (5 hours ago) [-]
Ok ok, I understand my mistakes, tall American man
User avatar #2180 - cpawsome (4 hours ago) [-]
Heh, alright.
You have a good one Ruski. I got to do some school work.
User avatar #2182 - redbrutal (4 hours ago) [-]
I do not appreciate that term, but yes have fun
#19081 - Get more ram if possible, and re-install chrome. 6 hours ago on Technology Board 0
#19079 - IMO, get less SSD, just enough for OS and a few commonly used … 7 hours ago on Technology Board 0
#19078 - Lol, first glance I thought you were running two synced VM chr…  [+] (2 new replies) 8 hours ago on Technology Board 0
User avatar #19080 - kyogreking (7 hours ago) [-]
Ive only encountered this problem since upgrafing my ram but I've still inly got 2Gb
User avatar #19081 - cpawsome (6 hours ago) [-]
Get more ram if possible,
and re-install chrome.
#2160 - THe requirements for each branch are low, but for each job it … 10/21/2014 on heartlessrobot's profile 0

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#1067 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#1068 to #1067 - cpawsome ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
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#1070 to #1069 - cpawsome ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
Because I do what I want.
User avatar #1071 to #1070 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
:c
User avatar #1058 - breadposter (06/24/2014) [-]
youhavebeenblessed.gif
User avatar #1057 - cpawsome ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
1056
User avatar #1055 - badboywantsu (03/05/2014) [-]
how are you doing lately man?
User avatar #1050 - brendantheferret (12/28/2013) [-]
I love you
User avatar #1051 to #1050 - cpawsome ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]

Hey B!
#1053 to #1052 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/28/2013) [-]
It's been too long!
How are you?
User avatar #1054 to #1053 - brendantheferret (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm doing pretty good, how about you?
User avatar #1059 to #1054 - cpawsome ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Fabulos
User avatar #1061 to #1060 - cpawsome ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Hows the lifter life treating you?
User avatar #1062 to #1061 - brendantheferret (06/25/2014) [-]
Pretty good, bitches love my triceps
User avatar #1063 to #1062 - cpawsome ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
I happen to think fish gills are sexy as **** .
User avatar #1065 to #1064 - cpawsome ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Well toned ribs.
Lol, dad just ame down and sat next to me GTG B!
User avatar #1049 - grenadeshrapnel (10/29/2013) [-]
Thou hath summoned me on the seventeenth of this month.What was the reason behind my summoning?
User avatar #1048 - murpmurp (10/17/2013) [-]
GIVE ME MY POWER OBONGO WHY HATH YOU WAKEN ME
User avatar #1036 - thetacoslave ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
You rang then became invisible sir?
User avatar #1042 to #1041 - thetacoslave ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
But why am I not allowed to know sir?
User avatar #1043 to #1042 - cpawsome ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
You are, but the magic of the place is when you discover it.
User avatar #1044 to #1043 - thetacoslave ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Can I at least get a sword to take on this journey to discovery?
#1046 to #1044 - cpawsome ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Heres a clue
User avatar #1035 - xMagicManx (10/17/2013) [-]
you've summoned me for what reason?
User avatar #1034 - OHaiMark (10/17/2013) [-]
Yes, my liege? I am summoned...
User avatar #1033 - blackscales ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
You rang?
#1032 - RipperMan ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
what did you say about me? i took to long getting back to my pc
User avatar #1047 to #1045 - cpawsome ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Secret ish
#1029 - zarallyn (10/17/2013) [-]
You mentioned me, but i cant view it 'cuz you dont seem to exist.
so whyed you mention me?
User avatar #1030 to #1029 - cpawsome ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
T'is a secret place that not many know about and now I know why.
#1031 to #1030 - zarallyn (10/17/2013) [-]
Alrighty then
#1028 - cpawsome ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
#1027 - Ulmer (09/15/2013) [-]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
User avatar #1018 - Furry (07/13/2013) [-]
hi
User avatar #1019 to #1018 - cpawsome ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
Hey Furry
User avatar #1020 to #1019 - Furry (07/13/2013) [-]
hows u
#1003 to #1002 - cpawsome ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#1006 to #1005 - fjponythread (07/04/2013) [-]
Dunno
I'm bored
#1008 to #1007 - fjponythread (07/04/2013) [-]
Tried it
It didn;t cured my boredom
#1009 to #1008 - cpawsome ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
Read any of those webcomics?
#1010 to #1009 - fjponythread (07/04/2013) [-]
Waiting for Homestuck to update
User avatar #1011 to #1010 - cpawsome ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
mmh
try
Zoophobia

in it's infancy still
User avatar #1015 to #1014 - cpawsome ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
O, gonna call it a night
User avatar #1016 to #1015 - fjponythread (07/04/2013) [-]
It's only 12:52PM here but anyway, good night
User avatar #1017 to #1016 - cpawsome ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
How was the comic?
#1001 - tekoronia (04/06/2013) [-]
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#986 - roll ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
i-i cant.
#987 to #986 - cpawsome ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
NNNNAAAAAAAAAA
NNNNAAAAAAAAAA
#988 to #987 - roll ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
have we ever talked?
User avatar #989 to #988 - cpawsome ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
hahaha, no

Not even once, that's just sad aint it XD
#990 to #989 - roll ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
why not?


makes me cry every night
User avatar #991 to #990 - cpawsome ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
Because I was an attention whore when I added everyone who was friends with thegryphon
#992 to #991 - roll ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
i dont think im friends with him.
#993 to #992 - cpawsome ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
intresting, most intresting, have you been furry anytime within the last 2 years?
intresting, most intresting, have you been furry anytime within the last 2 years?
#994 to #993 - roll ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
yeah, most of the time i've been on funnyjunk
User avatar #995 to #994 - cpawsome ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
probably why I added you then, how's life?
User avatar #996 to #995 - roll ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
pretty ****** , yours?
User avatar #997 to #996 - cpawsome ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
Getting better, parents or partner that's got yo down?
#998 to #997 - roll ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
partner in a way. ._.
partner in a way. ._.
User avatar #999 to #998 - cpawsome ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
I'm related to Montell, what's going on? Can I help?
#1000 to #999 - roll ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
hahahahah, eh, can't really help it. Theres just alot of 						****					 going on ._.
hahahahah, eh, can't really help it. Theres just alot of **** going on ._.
#985 - tredbear (03/17/2013) [-]
Jay naylor os a douche bag faggot, what u got m8? you stupid 						************					   
-Warden
Jay naylor os a douche bag faggot, what u got m8? you stupid ************
-Warden
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