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Date Signed Up:4/18/2011
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#47 - Reminds me of this.  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on Thmathit +4
User avatar #62 - fukkentyranitar (15 minutes ago) [-]
Which episode was that again?
#20 - Gonna use spoilers since well...they're spoilers. BE WARNED … 2 hours ago on My role model 0
#15 - Started playing this today, been at it for a few hours and sti…  [+] (3 new replies) 3 hours ago on My role model 0
#22 - chords (1 hour ago) [-]
nha the first choice just takes foooooooooooooooorever to get to .
User avatar #18 - bakawaka (3 hours ago) [-]
It's got a really long common route. i've played through it, where did you expect choices?
User avatar #20 - cozer (2 hours ago) [-]
Gonna use spoilers since well...they're spoilers. BE WARNED I was mainly referring to the part where amane basically confesses to you, that seemed kinda important. Oh, on a side note, not sure if it's because of his past or what, but he comes off as a bit of an un-caring dick at times. Seems alright one minute, the next he seems insensitive and can\t read the situation. All that being said it's an enthralling VN, it's had some great moments and has kept me interested.
#259 - Exactly. 15 hours ago on Fucking grow some skin 0
#238 - The bottom woman realized that not all men are like that, in f…  [+] (2 new replies) 16 hours ago on Fucking grow some skin 0
User avatar #258 - thunderkrux (15 hours ago) [-]
Yeah some men just wanna rape other men, or young boys
User avatar #259 - cozer (15 hours ago) [-]
Exactly.
#51 - This is kinda funny once or twice, but the anger people feel t… 10/20/2014 on I like porn 0
#1077654 - caestus only runs are fun. Double lance and name him sir l… 10/20/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1077653 - Not the best story, but a pretty well told one. It was fun to … 10/20/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1077652 - Xcom:Enemy Within. 10/20/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1060240 - Someone had to. 10/19/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0

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User avatar #33 to #10 - cozer (11/10/2013) [-]
Ah, thought it was a bug, not a limit. No, I don't really read manga, but I have heard the manga is better than the anime. Elfen lied was more than just an anime for me, it was a lifesaver.
#34 to #33 - zameckis (11/10/2013) [-]
it's surprised me that you haven't know about this system yet, even thought your username is blue as well.

it's your lifesaver, and the mango is far more better, now what makes you aint checkin this **** till now?

care to tell why it was a lifesaver for you?
User avatar #35 to #34 - cozer (11/10/2013) [-]
Kind of a long story, but here is the short version. I was already having a bad time in middle school, no friends, being bullied, etc.... Pretty bad stuff, one day It felt like my heart was just dropping in my chest, after being in the hospital for a couple hours I was told everything was fine, but I have to be air lifted to a special hospital. After a few months in the hospital I went home I was on like 4 heart pills, after those stopped working and my heart was messing up again I went back to the hospital and after some more ******** I went to a special hospital to get experimental heart surgery for my rare heart defect that has only existed for a few years. After the successful surgery my outlook on life changed completely. I was depressed, suicidal, wanted to kill people, hated my life. I had a bucket list of stuff to do before I killed myself, at the time I hated people that watched anime just because, decided I didn't want to die with any regrets so I decided to watch elfen lied as my one and only anime. After that night I became the way I am today. I try to help people, have a gigantic hobby and can't become depressed no matter how bad my life is, and in all honesty it's not great right now, but I wake up with a smile every morning. Sorry for the long message, but it is a hard story to explain.
#36 to #35 - zameckis (11/10/2013) [-]
hwat a twest, from hater to follower
and your condition is like one of mainchara from old visual novel i once heard about.
sorry for not taking it siriusly, but the twest is just too much

ah, alright" i see, that's good to hear. why the hate though? i kinda wonder

and you haven't answered my question yet
>it's your lifesaver, and the mango is far more better, now what makes you aint checkin this **** till now? /
User avatar #37 to #36 - cozer (11/10/2013) [-]
I'm just not big into reading is all. the anime in a weird way saved my life. Sounds a bit crazy, but that's the truth. I can really only enjoy reading when i'm riding in a car, and i'm a basement dweller so I don't get out much.
#38 to #37 - zameckis (11/10/2013) [-]
i get it, i believe everything can gives you will to life, it's just happen that nimuh is the one you bumped into. good riddance.

i see, can't be helped then.
User avatar #11 to #10 - cozer (11/10/2013) [-]
C-can I help you?
#12 to #11 - zameckis (11/10/2013) [-]
oh, fu- it talks

um..,.,, hi
User avatar #13 to #12 - cozer (11/10/2013) [-]
Of course it talks, WAIT I'M NOT AN IT.
#14 to #13 - zameckis (11/10/2013) [-]
um.,. oh alright
so what are you? what are you doing here?
what do you want from me?
User avatar #15 to #14 - cozer (11/10/2013) [-]
This is my profile...I tend to be here quite a bit.
#16 to #15 - zameckis (11/10/2013) [-]
wait a sec, this is not mein profile?
where am i !?
#17 to #16 - cozer (11/10/2013) [-]
I bad place.
I bad place.
#18 to #17 - zameckis (11/10/2013) [-]
let's stop the silly talks for now

hello random user, how's your day?
User avatar #19 to #18 - cozer (11/10/2013) [-]
Not great actually, pc is messing up, gonna do a system restore after I back all of my files up. How about you?
#20 to #19 - zameckis (11/10/2013) [-]
wut? do you instal random things on your pc?
maybe you should stop that

as for me, my day just started, so there's nothing to tell so far
hope today gonna be a good day
#21 to #20 - cozer (11/10/2013) [-]
Well my internet is fine, but I can't connect to any game servers for some reason. Removed 133 pieces of malware yesterday and i'm thinking one of those files may have been something important. Spent hours port forwarding, diagnosing, and going through files all for not. Just gonna backup my anime and games then  system restore.
Well my internet is fine, but I can't connect to any game servers for some reason. Removed 133 pieces of malware yesterday and i'm thinking one of those files may have been something important. Spent hours port forwarding, diagnosing, and going through files all for not. Just gonna backup my anime and games then system restore.
#22 to #21 - zameckis (11/10/2013) [-]
have you tried to turn it off and on again?
have you tried to turn it off and on again?
#24 to #23 - zameckis (11/10/2013) [-]
well, siriusly, some apps you downloaded through interweb usually rigged you to download more spamware and things, like setting this or that as your main browser, changing the homepage, and things, it's annoying
User avatar #25 to #24 - cozer (11/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, I could have easily messed up somewhere along the line, but everything was fine before the malware scan. Anyways, let's get off that subject :L I'm sure you don't wanna diagnose my computer for me lol. What kind of anime have you watched recently?
#26 to #25 - zameckis (11/10/2013) [-]
i guess

hm,,,.., gj-bu, but haven't continue it since i kinda lost will to watch anything at the moment.

you watch nimuh?
#27 to #26 - cozer (11/10/2013) [-]
Nimuh? Haven't heard of that one. I recently watched The dusk maiden of amnesia though, it was pretty good I must say.
#28 to #27 - zameckis (11/10/2013) [-]
animuh / nimuh , slang for anime
mango, slang for manga
sorry for not being clear enough

ah i see
#31 to #28 - cozer (11/10/2013) [-]
Reply bug lol, but yeah I don't watch anime that are still airing because of the cliffhangers. Even though it's technically not a genre I enjoy more serious stuff. Stuff like elfen lied, clannad, death note,berserk etc...
#32 to #31 - zameckis (11/10/2013) [-]
it's not a bug, but a reply limit, so peps not making a too long thread or something like that.
just reply at my first comment up there.

ah elfen lied and clannad, wise choice, have you read the mango of elfen lied yet?
it's more well-taled, i don't really enjoy the nimuh version because most of it is sorted up.
User avatar #29 to #28 - cozer (11/10/2013) [-]
Ah, lol. Yeah, I love anime. I don't watch it a lot, but when I do I marathon it. I can't stand leaving off not knowing what will happen next.
#30 to #29 - zameckis (11/10/2013) [-]
ah i see, i know that feel   
so, have you try watching something that still on-airing?   
considering you says that you can't stand leaving things off and things   
i take it as a no, correct?   
   
tell me, what genre(s) you are into?   
it's hard to figure it out with only 2 nimuh titles you mentioned before as clue.
ah i see, i know that feel
so, have you try watching something that still on-airing?
considering you says that you can't stand leaving things off and things
i take it as a no, correct?

tell me, what genre(s) you are into?
it's hard to figure it out with only 2 nimuh titles you mentioned before as clue.
User avatar #8 - trailoftears (10/21/2013) [-]
Hey dude!

Just read your comment on that content in the KS channel, and even though i'm not the one who uploaded it... you said you wouldn't mind some people to talk to, i guess the same counts for me...and i've decided to not be an antisocial **** for once, so should you ever be up for a chat about whatever you want, just say when and how.

Greetings from Germany to where ever it is you are!
User avatar #9 to #8 - cozer (10/21/2013) [-]
I seem to know more people in Germany than I do in america...I live on the west coast. I'm free to talk whenever i'm online. My sleeping schedule is kind of sporadic so I can't really tell you when i'll be awake, but feel free to send me messages whenever and hopefully we can catch each other online sometimes. :L
#3 - afternoon (04/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #4 to #3 - cozer (04/19/2013) [-]
Everytime I see this I laugh way harder than I should....
User avatar #2 to #1 - cozer (01/29/2013) [-]
You stole my comment virginity D: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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