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Gender: male
Age: 21
Consoles Owned: PC Master race
Video Games Played: Pretty much anything as long as it is well made and fun >.>
Interests: Games and anime :L
Date Signed Up:4/18/2011
Last Login:7/06/2015
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#1657 - **cozer used "*roll picture*"** **cozer rolled image ** N… 2 hours ago on Try out new ROLL BUTTON 0
#1265421 - yes 07/04/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1265417 - Alright, i'm done. I can do anything except gore.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1265418 - logickid (07/04/2015) [-]
Did you look at it?
#1265421 - cozer (07/04/2015) [-]
yes
#1265407 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 07/04/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1265411 - logickid (07/04/2015) [-]
#1265417 - cozer (07/04/2015) [-]
Alright, i'm done. I can do anything except gore.
#1265418 - logickid (07/04/2015) [-]
Did you look at it?
#1265421 - cozer (07/04/2015) [-]
yes
#1265400 - please stop  [+] (6 new replies) 07/04/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1265407 - cozer (07/04/2015) [-]
#1265411 - logickid (07/04/2015) [-]
#1265417 - cozer (07/04/2015) [-]
Alright, i'm done. I can do anything except gore.
#1265418 - logickid (07/04/2015) [-]
Did you look at it?
#1265421 - cozer (07/04/2015) [-]
yes
#1265392 - I liked the game, don't do this to me.  [+] (8 new replies) 07/04/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1265400 - cozer (07/04/2015) [-]
please stop
#1265407 - cozer (07/04/2015) [-]
#1265411 - logickid (07/04/2015) [-]
#1265417 - cozer (07/04/2015) [-]
Alright, i'm done. I can do anything except gore.
#1265418 - logickid (07/04/2015) [-]
Did you look at it?
#1265421 - cozer (07/04/2015) [-]
yes
#62 - Probably fap and try to get a job.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2015 on 4th of July Plans? +3
#71 - twixtor (07/04/2015) [-]
My brethren
#1 - ******* hell 07/04/2015 on Don't let your meams be dremes +2
#74 - I subscribed for warm and fuzzy not this! 07/03/2015 on The wife to be +2
#267 - **cozer used "*roll picture*"** **cozer rolled image ** 07/02/2015 on You have to eat what you... 0

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User avatar #115 - beams (05/24/2015) [-]
When you go and almost drop it, you do not spill a drop.

When you feel you must go use it, it is filled to the brim.

What is it?
User avatar #90 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
red...
User avatar #91 to #90 - cozer (01/20/2015) [-]
wat
#112 to #91 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
This comic right here and others similar to it is $335 a pop

By no means do I have the money to afford that so the one picture I posted the one with the little girl

That is $50. I need to start thinking economically from now on
User avatar #113 to #112 - cozer (01/20/2015) [-]
Yeah, no need to go overboard, but if it's a hobby you shouldn't feel bad about indulging every once in a while.
#114 to #113 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
I'm a masochist by nature and I love me some bitches. The bitchier the better. Like we're talking massive assholes

so long as they're hot it's OK by me
User avatar #92 to #91 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Your profile has way too much red
User avatar #93 to #92 - cozer (01/20/2015) [-]
Probably, too lazy to change it though.
User avatar #94 to #93 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
anywho good morning since it's now 1
User avatar #95 to #94 - cozer (01/20/2015) [-]
It's 4 in the morning here, good morning though.
User avatar #96 to #95 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
not tired
User avatar #97 to #96 - cozer (01/20/2015) [-]
Nah, I'm usually awake for like 20-30 hours at a time and only get about 5 or so hours of sleep.
User avatar #98 to #97 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
That's...either a serious sign of insomnia or really bad for your brain
User avatar #99 to #98 - cozer (01/20/2015) [-]
I probably have insomnia, usually after 3 days of that I get like 12 hours of sleep so I guess it's fine. Can't do much about it though.
User avatar #100 to #99 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
sits on the ground

mind if I crash your profile? I've been profile hoping all night and i'm bored as ****
User avatar #101 to #100 - cozer (01/20/2015) [-]
Fine by me, nobody ever comes here except me and the last time I was actually on it was when admin added profile colors and **** .
User avatar #102 to #101 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
How's your day been?
User avatar #103 to #102 - cozer (01/20/2015) [-]
Good, finished a good anime today. That's all I've done since I woke up like 6 hours ago, came on fj to lurk for a few hours like normal. Pretty un-eventful.
User avatar #104 to #103 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
I watched 3 god awful hours of television

my artwork being done was the only thing that made me smile
User avatar #105 to #104 - cozer (01/20/2015) [-]
Artwork?
#106 to #105 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
I pay people to draw **** for me

Here is the recent piece that was finished today
User avatar #107 to #106 - cozer (01/20/2015) [-]
Oh okay, makes sense. Who did you commission for that piece?
#108 to #107 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Are you at all familiar with this man?
User avatar #111 to #108 - cozer (01/20/2015) [-]
Damn reply limit. Can't help delays though, sometimes real life and other stuff gets in the way, as long as they let you know there will be a delay or let you know shortly after the deadline it should be fine imo. Can't help but get paranoid though.
User avatar #109 to #108 - cozer (01/20/2015) [-]
Ah, I've seen a few of those before. I can usually tell different artists apart, probably couldn't tell since it wasn't done in a comic strip.
#110 to #109 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Dude is named Javis

Me and him have a legal contract. Every 2 weeks he needs to make a new comic

Now sometimes there are...delays...

delays suck tho because it gets me paranoid
User avatar #78 - conjurer (12/25/2014) [-]
You probs watch ****** animes
User avatar #79 to #78 - cozer (12/25/2014) [-]
Everyone watches ****** animes.
User avatar #80 to #79 - conjurer (12/25/2014) [-]
except for cowboy beebop
User avatar #81 to #80 - cozer (12/25/2014) [-]
I still need to watch that. I'm watching older anime right now trying to catch up. Watching Evangelion right now, don't see why people bitch about shinji, I like him.
User avatar #82 to #81 - conjurer (12/25/2014) [-]
older anime is better in my opinion, like the new hellsing left out alot of things from the original. cowboy beebop is pretty damn cool. worth the time
User avatar #83 to #82 - cozer (12/25/2014) [-]
I liked the new hellsing, plus everyone talks so good about cowboy bebop which is a good and bad thing. Good because if everyone likes it then it must be good, but bad since it's so hyped up it has a lot to live up to for people that haven't watched it.
User avatar #84 to #83 - conjurer (12/25/2014) [-]
Ah, have you watched tokyo ghoul?
User avatar #85 to #84 - cozer (12/25/2014) [-]
I'm the kind of anime watcher that waits until a series is completely done airing before I start it. Since it seems like tokyo ghoul is gonna keep going I haven't touched it. It seems really ******* awesome, gonna wait until it's done airing and the blue-rays come out since it seems like it would be ruined if it was censored.
User avatar #86 to #85 - conjurer (12/25/2014) [-]
It's going to be a while for the series to finish, i think they just announced season 2 will be made, season 1 has been done for quite a while. It has some pretty damn good character dev in it and story too.
User avatar #87 to #86 - cozer (12/25/2014) [-]
That's good to hear, most people seem to like it and it seems fairly well received. Just gonna wait it out, i have a huge backlog of anime and vn's so it's not like i'm going to run out of stuff to do.
User avatar #88 to #87 - conjurer (12/25/2014) [-]
Alright, i must gooo though, watching some movies v.v will talk about anime another time :d
User avatar #89 to #88 - cozer (12/25/2014) [-]
Sounds good :L
User avatar #33 to #10 - cozer (11/10/2013) [-]
Ah, thought it was a bug, not a limit. No, I don't really read manga, but I have heard the manga is better than the anime. Elfen lied was more than just an anime for me, it was a lifesaver.
#34 to #33 - zameckis (11/10/2013) [-]
it's surprised me that you haven't know about this system yet, even thought your username is blue as well.

it's your lifesaver, and the mango is far more better, now what makes you aint checkin this **** till now?

care to tell why it was a lifesaver for you?
User avatar #35 to #34 - cozer (11/10/2013) [-]
Kind of a long story, but here is the short version. I was already having a bad time in middle school, no friends, being bullied, etc.... Pretty bad stuff, one day It felt like my heart was just dropping in my chest, after being in the hospital for a couple hours I was told everything was fine, but I have to be air lifted to a special hospital. After a few months in the hospital I went home I was on like 4 heart pills, after those stopped working and my heart was messing up again I went back to the hospital and after some more ******** I went to a special hospital to get experimental heart surgery for my rare heart defect that has only existed for a few years. After the successful surgery my outlook on life changed completely. I was depressed, suicidal, wanted to kill people, hated my life. I had a bucket list of stuff to do before I killed myself, at the time I hated people that watched anime just because, decided I didn't want to die with any regrets so I decided to watch elfen lied as my one and only anime. After that night I became the way I am today. I try to help people, have a gigantic hobby and can't become depressed no matter how bad my life is, and in all honesty it's not great right now, but I wake up with a smile every morning. Sorry for the long message, but it is a hard story to explain.
#36 to #35 - zameckis (11/10/2013) [-]
hwat a twest, from hater to follower
and your condition is like one of mainchara from old visual novel i once heard about.
sorry for not taking it siriusly, but the twest is just too much

ah, alright" i see, that's good to hear. why the hate though? i kinda wonder

and you haven't answered my question yet
>it's your lifesaver, and the mango is far more better, now what makes you aint checkin this **** till now? /
User avatar #37 to #36 - cozer (11/10/2013) [-]
I'm just not big into reading is all. the anime in a weird way saved my life. Sounds a bit crazy, but that's the truth. I can really only enjoy reading when i'm riding in a car, and i'm a basement dweller so I don't get out much.
#38 to #37 - zameckis (11/10/2013) [-]
i get it, i believe everything can gives you will to life, it's just happen that nimuh is the one you bumped into. good riddance.

i see, can't be helped then.
User avatar #11 to #10 - cozer (11/10/2013) [-]
C-can I help you?
#12 to #11 - zameckis (11/10/2013) [-]
oh, fu- it talks

um..,.,, hi
User avatar #13 to #12 - cozer (11/10/2013) [-]
Of course it talks, WAIT I'M NOT AN IT.
#14 to #13 - zameckis (11/10/2013) [-]
um.,. oh alright
so what are you? what are you doing here?
what do you want from me?
User avatar #15 to #14 - cozer (11/10/2013) [-]
This is my profile...I tend to be here quite a bit.
#16 to #15 - zameckis (11/10/2013) [-]
wait a sec, this is not mein profile?
where am i !?
#17 to #16 - cozer (11/10/2013) [-]
I bad place.
I bad place.
#18 to #17 - zameckis (11/10/2013) [-]
let's stop the silly talks for now

hello random user, how's your day?
User avatar #19 to #18 - cozer (11/10/2013) [-]
Not great actually, pc is messing up, gonna do a system restore after I back all of my files up. How about you?
#20 to #19 - zameckis (11/10/2013) [-]
wut? do you instal random things on your pc?
maybe you should stop that

as for me, my day just started, so there's nothing to tell so far
hope today gonna be a good day
#21 to #20 - cozer (11/10/2013) [-]
Well my internet is fine, but I can't connect to any game servers for some reason. Removed 133 pieces of malware yesterday and i'm thinking one of those files may have been something important. Spent hours port forwarding, diagnosing, and going through files all for not. Just gonna backup my anime and games then  system restore.
Well my internet is fine, but I can't connect to any game servers for some reason. Removed 133 pieces of malware yesterday and i'm thinking one of those files may have been something important. Spent hours port forwarding, diagnosing, and going through files all for not. Just gonna backup my anime and games then system restore.
#22 to #21 - zameckis (11/10/2013) [-]
have you tried to turn it off and on again?
have you tried to turn it off and on again?
#24 to #23 - zameckis (11/10/2013) [-]
well, siriusly, some apps you downloaded through interweb usually rigged you to download more spamware and things, like setting this or that as your main browser, changing the homepage, and things, it's annoying
User avatar #25 to #24 - cozer (11/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, I could have easily messed up somewhere along the line, but everything was fine before the malware scan. Anyways, let's get off that subject :L I'm sure you don't wanna diagnose my computer for me lol. What kind of anime have you watched recently?
#26 to #25 - zameckis (11/10/2013) [-]
i guess

hm,,,.., gj-bu, but haven't continue it since i kinda lost will to watch anything at the moment.

you watch nimuh?
#27 to #26 - cozer (11/10/2013) [-]
Nimuh? Haven't heard of that one. I recently watched The dusk maiden of amnesia though, it was pretty good I must say.
#28 to #27 - zameckis (11/10/2013) [-]
animuh / nimuh , slang for anime
mango, slang for manga
sorry for not being clear enough

ah i see
#31 to #28 - cozer (11/10/2013) [-]
Reply bug lol, but yeah I don't watch anime that are still airing because of the cliffhangers. Even though it's technically not a genre I enjoy more serious stuff. Stuff like elfen lied, clannad, death note,berserk etc...
#32 to #31 - zameckis (11/10/2013) [-]
it's not a bug, but a reply limit, so peps not making a too long thread or something like that.
just reply at my first comment up there.

ah elfen lied and clannad, wise choice, have you read the mango of elfen lied yet?
it's more well-taled, i don't really enjoy the nimuh version because most of it is sorted up.
User avatar #29 to #28 - cozer (11/10/2013) [-]
Ah, lol. Yeah, I love anime. I don't watch it a lot, but when I do I marathon it. I can't stand leaving off not knowing what will happen next.
#30 to #29 - zameckis (11/10/2013) [-]
ah i see, i know that feel   
so, have you try watching something that still on-airing?   
considering you says that you can't stand leaving things off and things   
i take it as a no, correct?   
   
tell me, what genre(s) you are into?   
it's hard to figure it out with only 2 nimuh titles you mentioned before as clue.
ah i see, i know that feel
so, have you try watching something that still on-airing?
considering you says that you can't stand leaving things off and things
i take it as a no, correct?

tell me, what genre(s) you are into?
it's hard to figure it out with only 2 nimuh titles you mentioned before as clue.
User avatar #8 - trailoftears (10/21/2013) [-]
Hey dude!

Just read your comment on that content in the KS channel, and even though i'm not the one who uploaded it... you said you wouldn't mind some people to talk to, i guess the same counts for me...and i've decided to not be an antisocial **** for once, so should you ever be up for a chat about whatever you want, just say when and how.

Greetings from Germany to where ever it is you are!
User avatar #9 to #8 - cozer (10/21/2013) [-]
I seem to know more people in Germany than I do in america...I live on the west coast. I'm free to talk whenever i'm online. My sleeping schedule is kind of sporadic so I can't really tell you when i'll be awake, but feel free to send me messages whenever and hopefully we can catch each other online sometimes. :L
#3 - afternoon (04/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #4 to #3 - cozer (04/19/2013) [-]
Everytime I see this I laugh way harder than I should....
User avatar #2 to #1 - cozer (01/29/2013) [-]
You stole my comment virginity D: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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