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#3435 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #3433 - professormeatwad (03/29/2014) [-]
what
User avatar #3434 to #3433 - cowboybebop (03/30/2014) [-]
I remember the pony threads and that you were on there. I was going to go back to Friendly soon.
User avatar #3427 - lightingeagle (02/02/2014) [-]
Long time no see!
User avatar #3429 to #3428 - lightingeagle (02/11/2014) [-]
How's it been?
User avatar #3430 to #3429 - cowboybebop (02/21/2014) [-]
Hanging a little to the left. You?
User avatar #3431 to #3430 - lightingeagle (02/22/2014) [-]
Hanging gayer than a Republican.

Err.
Did I just

I'm fine. Goin to tha parry an turnin up
User avatar #3432 to #3431 - cowboybebop (03/12/2014) [-]
You're partying? I almost can't believe it! ;P
User avatar #3424 - lightingeagle (11/26/2013) [-]
My girlfriend says I might have clinical depression.

If you get it once when you're in middle school and "Beat it" does it stay beat, or is it like cancer, and it can come back to bite your ass at any second?
User avatar #3425 to #3424 - cowboybebop (12/07/2013) [-]
That's a really good question. :/
The answer to which. however, is a total mystery to me.
User avatar #3416 to #3415 - cowboybebop (09/27/2013) [-]
Huge butt sex.
User avatar #3418 to #3417 - cowboybebop (09/27/2013) [-]
What's this from?
#3419 to #3418 - lightingeagle (09/27/2013) [-]
I don't know the exact comic, but one of the Knightfall or Sword Of Azreal is my guess.

Bane is becoming my new mascot. HE'S SO COL
User avatar #3420 to #3419 - cowboybebop (09/27/2013) [-]
Why is he "COL"?
#3421 to #3420 - lightingeagle (09/27/2013) [-]
Supposed to be cool. Mis spell.
User avatar #3422 to #3421 - cowboybebop (09/27/2013) [-]
I know, sweet cheeks. ;P

I was just wondering what made him so awesome. :3
User avatar #3423 to #3422 - cowboybebop (09/27/2013) [-]
HOW IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP GOING?
User avatar #3410 to #3409 - cowboybebop (09/09/2013) [-]
What's up? Sorry I haven't been on much? I won't be able to pay much attention because homework, though.
User avatar #3411 to #3410 - lightingeagle (09/09/2013) [-]
Stop coming online after I need to be in bed, young man.
User avatar #3413 to #3412 - lightingeagle (09/12/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #3414 to #3413 - cowboybebop (09/15/2013) [-]
You make my days worth living through, you know? ;P
#3386 - lightingeagle (08/22/2013) [-]
Hey man, what's up?
User avatar #3408 to #3386 - cowboybebop (08/26/2013) [-]
Then it's no problem. :3
User avatar #3387 to #3386 - cowboybebop (08/23/2013) [-]
Classes. Being reminded I have schizophrenia.
User avatar #3389 to #3387 - lightingeagle (08/23/2013) [-]
Since when were you a schizo?
User avatar #3390 to #3389 - cowboybebop (08/24/2013) [-]
Have had.
Will not take into effect until 30s.
User avatar #3391 to #3390 - lightingeagle (08/24/2013) [-]
Uh. . . huh...

Sorry, I got a... special call... from my SO.
User avatar #3393 to #3392 - lightingeagle (08/26/2013) [-]
Significant Other.
User avatar #3394 to #3393 - cowboybebop (08/26/2013) [-]
How special?
User avatar #3395 to #3394 - lightingeagle (08/26/2013) [-]
Dating her for 10 months.
User avatar #3396 to #3395 - cowboybebop (08/26/2013) [-]
Ah. I thought it was a he?
User avatar #3397 to #3396 - lightingeagle (08/26/2013) [-]
Trans sexual.

Currently owns a penis. That stands to change in 2 - 3 years.
User avatar #3398 to #3397 - cowboybebop (08/26/2013) [-]
I'm very happy for you. :3

Tell me about him/her.
User avatar #3399 to #3398 - lightingeagle (08/26/2013) [-]
Her. He likes to be known as a her.

Zerum is the profile, but good luck catching her on it, Psychiatrist.
User avatar #3400 to #3399 - cowboybebop (08/26/2013) [-]
Is she hot? ;P
User avatar #3401 to #3400 - lightingeagle (08/26/2013) [-]
She's about to enter my wonderland and fuck me.

It's very hot.
User avatar #3402 to #3401 - cowboybebop (08/26/2013) [-]
Really? Is this RP or IRL?
User avatar #3403 to #3402 - lightingeagle (08/26/2013) [-]
RP.

I have to wait a year or two for IRL.
User avatar #3404 to #3403 - cowboybebop (08/26/2013) [-]
Well I'll leave you to that, then. Wouldn't want to interrupt your raging boner. ;3
User avatar #3405 to #3404 - lightingeagle (08/26/2013) [-]
It's more of a though boner now. We're...

It's a long, complicated, and now we're discussing what exactly TO do.
User avatar #3406 to #3405 - cowboybebop (08/26/2013) [-]
Ah. What are the options on the table?
User avatar #3407 to #3406 - lightingeagle (08/26/2013) [-]
It's a wonderland. It's what not to do, honestly.

I'd rather keep this in private, honestly. I don't know how many people read this stuff, but there's a few things I like to keep unknown.
User avatar #3370 to #3369 - cowboybebop (08/20/2013) [-]
^^This^^
#3371 to #3370 - lightingeagle (08/20/2013) [-]
You need to make a Tumblr.
User avatar #3373 to #3372 - lightingeagle (08/21/2013) [-]
I like it.

My blog is shit, because I'm too impatient to make it not ass.
User avatar #3374 to #3373 - cowboybebop (08/21/2013) [-]
It's okay. My blog is also ass.
User avatar #3375 to #3374 - lightingeagle (08/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, well. . .

If your blog had an ass, I'd fuck it.
User avatar #3376 to #3375 - cowboybebop (08/21/2013) [-]
Nice. ;P

Classy.
#3377 to #3376 - lightingeagle (08/21/2013) [-]
I wasn't asking.

I was demanding. Gimme that ass.
User avatar #3378 to #3377 - cowboybebop (08/21/2013) [-]
I don''t got it. ;P

By the way, it's how when a girl is putting on panties, and you get to watch from just in front of the bed.
#3379 to #3378 - lightingeagle (08/21/2013) [-]
I've never had that feeling. You know about why, as my blog says on the first post.
User avatar #3380 to #3379 - cowboybebop (08/21/2013) [-]
Bleeding pretense is my job!
#3381 to #3380 - lightingeagle (08/21/2013) [-]
Oh fucking lord. Another god damn illegal to take my fucking job, so I have no way to work and have to be a fucking nigger like Obama to live.

Thanks, no hablo spanio, fucker.
User avatar #3382 to #3381 - cowboybebop (08/21/2013) [-]
Moi aussi!
#3383 to #3382 - lightingeagle (08/21/2013) [-]
Go run a marathon, commie.
User avatar #3384 to #3383 - cowboybebop (08/21/2013) [-]
Holy shit...

Anyway, I have to go take notes for my classes. :/

Talk to you later.
#3385 to #3384 - lightingeagle (08/21/2013) [-]
Exercise freedom and don't go to class.
#3359 - lightingeagle (08/06/2013) [-]
So, if I'm right, we haven't talked in a long time.
You live a life, and well, do things.
I just waste my life away on the internet, and have nothing interesting to say.
However,
We are friends. So, you probably are gonna tell me things.

Can you tell me things?
User avatar #3360 to #3359 - cowboybebop (08/06/2013) [-]
I dunno, can I?
#3362 to #3360 - lightingeagle (08/06/2013) [-]
Considering the only neat thing I've done is go to Virginia and try weed and moonshine, plus a hookah, there isn't much for me to talk about.

I'd like if you did, to kill the time before my Girlfriend gets up, and I can loose my separation anxiety.
User avatar #3363 to #3362 - cowboybebop (08/06/2013) [-]
My wife's grandparents own a casino. They gave her 500,000 for her college she can open at eighteen this October. We will be loaded. ;P

I went to Virginia, too. I was there to visit my aunt and uncle. We lived in a mansion for ten days and went to a tonne of museums and Jamestown and looked at Georgetown university as an option. Got a letter from Georgetown yesterday saying they want me to visit with my family (they must be retarded - I just did that) and enroll.

I'll probably be going to Berkeley U, though.

Didn't get the AP Japanese class I wanted because not enough hours in a day.

I'll be majoring in Political Science in Japanese in so that I might become a foreign affairs policy dude.

I dig the tulpa, bra. ;P
#3364 to #3363 - lightingeagle (08/06/2013) [-]
Gonna be a Diplomat to Japan? I'd love to be a diplomat to somewhere.

The what? I don't have any of them.
User avatar #3365 to #3364 - cowboybebop (08/06/2013) [-]
Oui!

You should major in political science, then. Politics dig dudes with political science majors.

Well. Your reaction images. ;P

I'll need to be going, though. :[

I'll talk to you again soon!
#3367 to #3365 - lightingeagle (08/06/2013) [-]
Goodbye.

Have a nice trip.
User avatar #3366 to #3365 - cowboybebop (08/06/2013) [-]
--I broke my computer and have to update everything is why.
User avatar #3361 to #3360 - cowboybebop (08/06/2013) [-]
FUCK YOU, TOO EMOTICON.
#3344 - lightingeagle (07/16/2013) [-]
Guess what I learned, CowBopBeBoy!
User avatar #3345 to #3344 - cowboybebop (07/16/2013) [-]
WHAT'D YOU LEARN?
User avatar #3346 to #3345 - lightingeagle (07/16/2013) [-]
That if you loudly go "SCREE!" in the middle of a gas station, or a pharmacy, people look at you funny.
User avatar #3347 to #3346 - cowboybebop (07/16/2013) [-]
Oh god, how did this happen? x3
User avatar #3348 to #3347 - lightingeagle (07/16/2013) [-]
I was listening to a song by Chief Keef. At one point, you hear a "SCREE!" in it, and I said it loudly, as I was mumbling the other lyrics earlier.

It was this song. Chief Keef - I Don't Like f/ Lil Reese | Shot by DGainz
User avatar #3356 to #3348 - cowboybebop (07/20/2013) [-]
So I showed that song to all of my friends.
Instant alienation from music taste sharing.
User avatar #3349 to #3348 - cowboybebop (07/16/2013) [-]
Oh my god.
You have no idea.
You have +1 internet points.
User avatar #3350 to #3349 - lightingeagle (07/16/2013) [-]
I did this in public with my friends, before I realized that it's just obnoxious, and I should quit.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm0Dj5uAU_Q

So I did.
User avatar #3351 to #3350 - cowboybebop (07/16/2013) [-]
Ha.
We had a whole bunch of people doing that at the institute. ;P
#3352 to #3351 - lightingeagle (07/16/2013) [-]
The best one ever was one of my friends was running to hug her boyfriend. I decided to take the hug myself, and she knocked me over, and I tore down a poster because I gripped at the first thing I saw.
User avatar #3353 to #3352 - cowboybebop (07/16/2013) [-]
You should have grabbed at either a.) her pockets or b.) the top of her shirt.

I have done both.

Both are equally hilarious.
User avatar #3354 to #3353 - lightingeagle (07/16/2013) [-]
I would of yanked her shirt off, if I wouldn't of gotten kicked in the ribs a nanosecond later.

OR she'd be like "Well, this is all you'll ever get, fag. Because you're gay."
User avatar #3355 to #3354 - cowboybebop (07/17/2013) [-]
They are still both hilarious. ;P
User avatar #3326 to #3325 - cowboybebop (07/10/2013) [-]
What even is?
User avatar #3328 to #3327 - cowboybebop (07/10/2013) [-]
How's life been?
Sorry I can't stay on long ever. I'm trying to transcribe all my D&D books online for people out of town etc. and I can't have many distractions or it'll never get done.
#3329 to #3328 - lightingeagle (07/10/2013) [-]
I'm going away for a week, starting tomorrow. Going to a family farm in Virginia.
User avatar #3330 to #3329 - cowboybebop (07/10/2013) [-]
Family farm?
User avatar #3331 to #3330 - lightingeagle (07/11/2013) [-]
A farm.
Owned by my family.

It's EXACTLY what the name describes.
User avatar #3332 to #3331 - cowboybebop (07/12/2013) [-]
It just sounded weird is all. ;P
#3333 to #3332 - lightingeagle (07/12/2013) [-]
I have arrived safely.
User avatar #3334 to #3333 - cowboybebop (07/13/2013) [-]
Then I am happy.
User avatar #3336 to #3335 - cowboybebop (07/15/2013) [-]
How's the farm so far?
User avatar #3337 to #3336 - lightingeagle (07/15/2013) [-]
Just got home.
Was fun.

I drank some moonshine.
User avatar #3339 to #3337 - cowboybebop (07/15/2013) [-]
How'd the moonshine taste?
User avatar #3340 to #3339 - lightingeagle (07/15/2013) [-]
Like Apple Cider.
User avatar #3341 to #3340 - cowboybebop (07/15/2013) [-]
It tasted too acidic for me. WHY DOES MACARONI TIME EXIST?
User avatar #3342 to #3341 - lightingeagle (07/15/2013) [-]
Then you had bad moon shine ;)

fuck you thats why chief keef nigga basedboy sqaud
User avatar #3343 to #3342 - cowboybebop (07/15/2013) [-]
I must've. ;P
Was it hot?
User avatar #3320 - pacoseago ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
You better make a content about that last dance.
User avatar #3321 to #3320 - cowboybebop (07/01/2013) [-]
GAH!

HOW DOES DO IS?
User avatar #3322 to #3321 - pacoseago ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
IT DOES BE DO HOW ARE.
#3311 - lightingeagle (06/25/2013) [-]
Hi. I'm Silvia.

You're cool.
User avatar #3312 to #3311 - cowboybebop (06/25/2013) [-]
Um.

Hello.

Silvia.

You're also... cool?

I'm lost.
#3313 to #3312 - lightingeagle (06/25/2013) [-]
I'm the goddess of ice, so yeah, I'm cool. Misses Freeze.

I'm a part of Ben / Angels' MPD, or whatever the fuck it is she has around here.
User avatar #3314 to #3313 - cowboybebop (06/25/2013) [-]
Are you?

Roleplaying?
#3315 to #3314 - lightingeagle (06/25/2013) [-]
No.

Talk to HangingTree and Zerum. Bring up the name Silvia Lullamoon. Ask for info.
User avatar #3316 to #3315 - cowboybebop (06/25/2013) [-]
Oh.

Well then.

I see you've changed mascots.
#3317 to #3316 - lightingeagle (06/25/2013) [-]
I post "Future" Twilight.
My mother, Novae posts "normal" Twilight.
Octavia posts, well, Octavia.
That's about that.
User avatar #3318 to #3317 - cowboybebop (06/25/2013) [-]
>.>

Your mother?
#3319 to #3318 - lightingeagle (06/25/2013) [-]
Yes.
One of the two.

There's been an evolution.

Well, this is all just babble to you, and you doubt I'm a thing, anyway. If you talked to Tree or Zerum, you'd understand. That's about all it is to it.
User avatar #3274 - lightingeagle (06/21/2013) [-]
Boppers!
User avatar #3297 to #3274 - cowboybebop (06/22/2013) [-]
But you're a good person. I love you like I love my asexual girlfriend I'm taking to our camp's dance. ;P
User avatar #3298 to #3297 - lightingeagle (06/22/2013) [-]
>Dating an asexual
>sticking with it
You still get some, and she aint care, or what?
User avatar #3299 to #3298 - cowboybebop (06/22/2013) [-]
I'm kidding. : p

She's a friend that wanted to dance, but not with anyone, but also didn't have someone to take her (you need a "buddy.") I wanted to go, but not to dance, so there's a mutual fucking-with-everyone scheme cooked up.
User avatar #3300 to #3299 - lightingeagle (06/22/2013) [-]
Aww, Se hoy yeah~!

Get it, Cowboy!
User avatar #3302 to #3300 - cowboybebop (06/22/2013) [-]
Ha! I didn't mean it like that. : P

The camp doesn't know she's asexual for the most part.
User avatar #3303 to #3302 - lightingeagle (06/22/2013) [-]
No no.

Se hoy, YEAH~!!!
User avatar #3304 to #3303 - cowboybebop (06/23/2013) [-]
What does even do mean?
User avatar #3305 to #3304 - lightingeagle (06/23/2013) [-]
It's from this video.
It's a sound you do in public to be a little shit. My friends do it, and it fucking bothers me.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm0Dj5uAU_Q

It's just obnoxious and oh my lord but I like doing it why
User avatar #3306 to #3305 - cowboybebop (06/24/2013) [-]
You...

you little man.

;P

So I played a lot of Mage: The Ascension today.
#3307 to #3306 - lightingeagle (06/24/2013) [-]
What the hell is wrong with your face?
User avatar #3309 to #3308 - lightingeagle (06/24/2013) [-]
You did a. . .

Winky P thing. How'd you do that?
User avatar #3310 to #3309 - cowboybebop (06/24/2013) [-]
"Semicolonuppercase'p'". ;P
User avatar #3276 to #3274 - cowboybebop (06/21/2013) [-]
GEAGLES!
User avatar #3279 to #3278 - cowboybebop (06/21/2013) [-]
I was messing around with different pet names and I couldn't think of anything. : P

User avatar #3280 to #3279 - lightingeagle (06/21/2013) [-]
I'm NOT a pet. . .

I'm the master. . .
User avatar #3281 to #3280 - cowboybebop (06/21/2013) [-]
Yes master.

I will do anything you say... master.
User avatar #3282 to #3281 - lightingeagle (06/21/2013) [-]
pleaseno
User avatar #3284 to #3283 - lightingeagle (06/21/2013) [-]
PLEASENO
User avatar #3285 to #3284 - cowboybebop (06/21/2013) [-]
2
b4d
4
U.
User avatar #3287 to #3286 - cowboybebop (06/21/2013) [-]
NOt a chance.
User avatar #3288 to #3287 - lightingeagle (06/21/2013) [-]
Can you not
User avatar #3290 to #3289 - lightingeagle (06/21/2013) [-]
thank you.
User avatar #3291 to #3290 - cowboybebop (06/21/2013) [-]
This camp is full of weird people.
User avatar #3292 to #3291 - lightingeagle (06/21/2013) [-]
Anyone like me in there?
User avatar #3294 to #3293 - lightingeagle (06/21/2013) [-]
Pleaseno leave now.
gogogo

How do you do it? I'd hate it. Like, really.
User avatar #3295 to #3294 - cowboybebop (06/21/2013) [-]
They;re all fun people. :3
User avatar #3296 to #3295 - lightingeagle (06/21/2013) [-]
Oh.

Huh.

That's. . . HUH

Really? I don't understand how people deal with me. Like, 4real.

Good luck with that. If I hate me, I'd hate the people like me.
#3272 - pacoseago ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
Hey cowboy!
I don't know what I should call you on the internet.
User avatar #3275 to #3272 - lightingeagle (06/21/2013) [-]
A massive faggot, who probably kisses girls.
User avatar #3301 to #3275 - pacoseago ONLINE (06/22/2013) [-]
You're probably right.
User avatar #3273 to #3272 - cowboybebop (06/16/2013) [-]
~Names. ;P
#3244 - lightingeagle (05/22/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=djE-BLrdDDc

I hate when I wake up in a new 1.2 Million Dollar car, don't you?
#3267 to #3244 - cowboybebop (05/29/2013) [-]
Well.

It is different, because I've had a chafed dick before.

>implicit information
#3268 to #3267 - lightingeagle (05/29/2013) [-]
Looks like you're jealous, because you're not Ryan Seacrest.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb0Q5-SFiTU
User avatar #3269 to #3268 - cowboybebop (05/31/2013) [-]
I swear Lil' B, one day, y'all'll come to yer senses.
User avatar #3270 to #3269 - lightingeagle (06/01/2013) [-]
Umm...

No.
User avatar #3271 to #3270 - cowboybebop (06/03/2013) [-]
I hate these god damned emoticons. :/
User avatar #3266 to #3244 - cowboybebop (05/29/2013) [-]
Well.

It is different, because I've had a chafed dick before.

>implicit information
User avatar #3245 to #3244 - cowboybebop (05/22/2013) [-]
What am I watching? ;P

And yes, it's the worst thing ever.
According to this rapper.
User avatar #3247 to #3246 - cowboybebop (05/22/2013) [-]
SURROUNDED BY POOR PEOPLE OH GOD THE MANATEES.
User avatar #3249 to #3247 - lightingeagle (05/22/2013) [-]
. . . If Skrillex went to the DR, wouldn't a gang kidnap him if he's in a club? How much is Skrilly worth?
User avatar #3250 to #3249 - cowboybebop (05/22/2013) [-]
Hmm...

Start high.
Try twenty million and go a little lower every time.
#3251 to #3250 - lightingeagle (05/22/2013) [-]
Always start higher. Because you'll hit what you want if you know what you're doing.

Sorry, I was at dinner.
User avatar #3252 to #3251 - cowboybebop (05/25/2013) [-]
'Is chill, L's little brother.
#3253 to #3252 - lightingeagle (05/25/2013) [-]
Near isn't related to L.

Nate River and L. Lawliets' only relations are:

Residents of Whammys' house,
Near is Ls' successor,
Both chased after KIRA

And that's about it.
User avatar #3254 to #3253 - cowboybebop (05/26/2013) [-]
Sorry. : P
Haven't seen death note in years.

I remember that it was good. And anxiety-inducing.

Having a semi-wife is fun.
#3255 to #3254 - lightingeagle (05/26/2013) [-]
You fuck her?
You fuck her?
User avatar #3256 to #3255 - cowboybebop (05/28/2013) [-]
Er.
Well.
Yes. : P
#3257 to #3256 - lightingeagle (05/28/2013) [-]
Congrats.

Wait. . .

What's the big deal about fucking, again?
User avatar #3258 to #3257 - cowboybebop (05/28/2013) [-]
It feels good. ;P

Otherwise, there's nothing special about it.

In fact, I prefer blowjobs.
User avatar #3259 to #3258 - lightingeagle (05/28/2013) [-]
You should get a blowjob in the shower.

Then start to shampoo your )insert title of endowment toward you('s hair. She'd probably laugh and suck your cock/
User avatar #3260 to #3259 - cowboybebop (05/28/2013) [-]
That was a tumblr post. ;P
#3261 to #3260 - lightingeagle (05/28/2013) [-]
But you can go squeegie my dick to the beat of the Chicken Dance
User avatar #3262 to #3261 - cowboybebop (05/28/2013) [-]
Shower sex is awkward, if that's what you're getting at. ;3
User avatar #3263 to #3262 - lightingeagle (05/28/2013) [-]
Squeegie.
My.
Dick.
To the beat.
Of.
The chicken Dance.
User avatar #3264 to #3263 - cowboybebop (05/28/2013) [-]
That will leave your dick raw...
User avatar #3265 to #3264 - lightingeagle (05/28/2013) [-]
That's not much different from being circumcised, is it?
#3236 - teenspirit ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
A wife huh? How old are you?
A wife huh? How old are you?
User avatar #3239 to #3236 - cowboybebop (05/21/2013) [-]
My friends call me an idiot. I completely agree, but I've never had so much fun being a girl around a girl who will also provide for me the sex. : P
User avatar #3237 to #3236 - cowboybebop (05/21/2013) [-]
Seventeen. We're not married yet. ;P
#3238 to #3237 - cowboybebop (05/21/2013) [-]
Engaged for next year.
#3240 to #3238 - teenspirit ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Well good for you. Im 20 and marriage doesn't seem very appealing yet.
#3242 to #3240 - cowboybebop (05/21/2013) [-]
Funny: she reminds me a bit of Rin.    
   
Though maybe more talkative.    
   
A bit more like (runninggirlwho'snameIcan'trememberbecauseIhaven'tplayedinmonths).    
   
But my favourite analogy is Nagisa.
Funny: she reminds me a bit of Rin.

Though maybe more talkative.

A bit more like (runninggirlwho'snameIcan'trememberbecauseIhaven'tplayedinmonths).

But my favourite analogy is Nagisa.
#3243 to #3242 - teenspirit ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
I want to, play the field a little more I guess.
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