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Interests: Sleeping, writing code, sleeping. Oh, and unhealthy amounts of drinking.
Date Signed Up:9/19/2012
Last Login:10/22/2014
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Aggravated, sarcastic and cynical asshole. I'm also self employed and very stressed.
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#2 - **** Niko.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2014 on GTA IV +1
#13 - robdabob (10/16/2014) [-]
COUSIN ITS YOUR COUSIN; WHY DONT YOU TAKE ME BOWLING?
#172 - Why do you use Jira and node.js, just out of interest? 09/29/2014 on I'm switching servers over... 0
#6 - Done and done. 09/21/2014 on Everybody must help. +1
#49 - Brilliant. But really, comic sans? Jeez. 09/21/2014 on Alduquinn the Site-Eater 0
#107 - I bet you're English. Don't like a joke, eh? Imagine being Wel… 09/21/2014 on D'awwwww +1
#2 - Hey CH, it has been a long time, you greasy bastard. 09/20/2014 on The truth 0
#44 - Fair enough. I'd recommend getting a cheap one, as it is handy…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2014 on PC Vs MAC +1
User avatar #48 - itembox (09/20/2014) [-]
True.
#41 - Just get a USB CD drive. I haven't got a CD drive in any of my PCs...  [+] (3 new replies) 09/20/2014 on PC Vs MAC +1
User avatar #43 - itembox (09/20/2014) [-]
You're right but I don't really need it, I figured I could fill in the space without spending money on something I already had.
User avatar #44 - cousin (09/20/2014) [-]
Fair enough. I'd recommend getting a cheap one, as it is handy to have around. You never know then your OS might need re-installing.
User avatar #48 - itembox (09/20/2014) [-]
True.
#9706810 - It was probably because they thought it was the farmers light … 09/20/2014 on sfw random board 0
#83 - I wanna see. The URL has been "terminated". 09/17/2014 on Yay Technology 0

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User avatar #92 - KevinPutt ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Bowling?
User avatar #83 - xinzley (06/02/2014) [-]
bowl with me
User avatar #84 to #83 - cousin (06/02/2014) [-]
make me sway
User avatar #82 - unusualmoo ONLINE (06/02/2014) [-]
Let's go bowling!
User avatar #85 to #82 - cousin (06/02/2014) [-]
Lets go and adore Kim at the same time!
User avatar #81 - josa (06/02/2014) [-]
Wanna go bowling?
User avatar #86 to #81 - cousin (06/02/2014) [-]
Damn straight.
User avatar #80 - gustaviaable (06/02/2014) [-]
Hey I just met you!

And this is crazy!

But here's my number!

So bowling maybe?
User avatar #87 to #80 - cousin (06/02/2014) [-]
You never gave me your number, so alas, I cannot.
User avatar #79 - ajrin (06/02/2014) [-]
heeey
wanna go bowling?
User avatar #88 to #79 - cousin (06/02/2014) [-]
As long as you pay for the titty bar.
User avatar #78 - zependium (06/02/2014) [-]
Bowling?
User avatar #89 to #78 - cousin (06/02/2014) [-]
Chuck some alcohol with that and I am game.
User avatar #77 - gustaviaable (06/02/2014) [-]
Bowling
User avatar #90 to #77 - cousin (06/02/2014) [-]
Crochet.
User avatar #76 - zahnrad (06/02/2014) [-]
Let's go bowling!
User avatar #91 to #76 - cousin (06/02/2014) [-]
Lets get drunk!
User avatar #74 - mysteriouslybanned (04/26/2014) [-]
i bet you get mentioned in a lot of incest stories
User avatar #75 to #74 - cousin (04/26/2014) [-]
Yeah I've stopped reading most notifications as they are pretty much all the same. 70% of people on here claim to have slept with their cousins.
#70 - include (01/16/2014) [-]
I bet you get a lot of comment about bowling?   
   
Hey cousin, let's go bowling.
I bet you get a lot of comment about bowling?

Hey cousin, let's go bowling.
#71 to #70 - cousin (01/17/2014) [-]
Not so much anymore. FJ seems to have forgotten that, except for you.
User avatar #72 to #71 - include (01/17/2014) [-]
Very well cousin, another time then.
User avatar #73 to #72 - cousin (01/17/2014) [-]
Are you busy include? I would like to go to an American titty bar.
#68 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/01/2013) [-]
hey cousin

let

us

go

bowling
User avatar #69 to #68 - cousin (10/09/2013) [-]
No tah, mate.
User avatar #66 - jokervsbatsy (09/02/2013) [-]
Whose cousin are you anyway?
User avatar #67 to #66 - cousin (09/02/2013) [-]
Everyone's cousin!


You're all sick, sick bastards.
#64 - mudkipfucker (07/25/2013) [-]
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soo.... Wanna go bowling?
#65 to #64 - cousin (07/26/2013) [-]
Have a guess.
#7 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
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Thanks for the add :3
User avatar #8 to #7 - cousin (04/11/2013) [-]
Read the text, thought that was nice of him.
Then saw the picture and I was excited scared.
#9 to #8 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
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You should be scared ;3
#12 to #11 - cousin (04/11/2013) [-]
I can't... win.   
I have nothing else.
I can't... win.
I have nothing else.
#13 to #12 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
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I can out fox picture anyone
User avatar #14 to #13 - cousin (04/11/2013) [-]
I don't doubt you can. Seeing as your profile picture is a fox. One would assume that you were a connoisseur of foxes.
#15 to #14 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
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a fox is also my fursona
User avatar #16 to #15 - cousin (04/11/2013) [-]
Again, I kinda assumed that due to your pic.
#17 to #16 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
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Yes I think I make it pretty obvious :p
User avatar #18 to #17 - cousin (04/11/2013) [-]
Yea, it kinda is.
Just out of interest, that tail you wear in your house. How does it, eh, attach?
#19 to #18 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
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Pic is my and my tail


it attaches to my belt
User avatar #20 to #19 - cousin (04/11/2013) [-]
Ah I see. Not one of those butt plug ones then? xD
User avatar #21 to #20 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
== totally want one of them ==

nope this one is for use in public the other are for a bit more private times
User avatar #22 to #21 - cousin (04/11/2013) [-]
Aha! Ever met another furry IRL?
User avatar #23 to #22 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
Live with 3 of them.

Been to Anthrocon (biggest fur con in the world)

and live in the most furry populated city in the US

I have many others
User avatar #24 to #23 - cousin (04/11/2013) [-]
Bloody hell. Never seen or heard of a furry in the UK.
I do know a brony, but that is about it.
User avatar #25 to #24 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
furries are cooler than bronies


it's not as big in the UK as other places like the us and japan there are tons of us
User avatar #36 to #25 - cousin (04/11/2013) [-]
Hmmm... this has been quite educational for me!
I have learnt more today than I have in my several years in school...
User avatar #37 to #36 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
Glad I could help ^w^
User avatar #34 to #25 - cousin (04/11/2013) [-]
I imagine the South would be pretty bad.
Americans seem to be more open and accepting generally... Maybe?
User avatar #35 to #34 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
North East and west coast yes the rest not at all
User avatar #32 to #25 - cousin (04/11/2013) [-]
Well, I did a tour with the school on the Western coast.
I'm more talking about California. Epic place.
User avatar #33 to #32 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
yeah california is cool like that. most places arn't though
User avatar #30 to #25 - cousin (04/11/2013) [-]
Yea, people are like that.
I would say that in the UK, people judge far more by looks.
When I went to America, people had tattoos that were visible, piercings etc
Nobody seemed to give a crap about that. So, in a sense, the US is a lot better than the UK.
User avatar #31 to #30 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
haha well really depends on where you are at in the us
User avatar #28 to #25 - cousin (04/11/2013) [-]
Aye it usually is.
When I had my 36mm plugs in my ears, stretched septum etc, no-one in the family would understand. I loved them. So I said "Do not try to comprehend what you cannot understand".
Still got a load of **** for it though. Got rid of them all now (ears sown back up etc) as I started my business and decided career was more important than how I looked.
User avatar #29 to #28 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
I feel you should be able to have both. Far to many people judge for the way someone looks
User avatar #26 to #25 - cousin (04/11/2013) [-]
Not a fan on bronies tbh. They always send you links to youtube videos and **** . Annoys the **** out of me.

It is a strange concept for me to grasp, me personally, I don't understand it. But like I said, whatever floats your boat ^^
User avatar #27 to #26 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
The only way to really understand it is to be one
User avatar #5 - kievaughnb (04/02/2013) [-]
Wanna go bowling?
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User avatar #4 to #2 - cousin (03/13/2013) [-]
Booze you say? I think I am going on a field trip! (see if I can blend in with the kids)
User avatar #1 - cryptospuridium (01/30/2013) [-]
Hey, I thought that guy might be getting pissed at us commenting endlessly on his content!

So yeah, FB sucks, apart form the aforementioned things.

Also, Pop goes you cherry for porifle comments!
User avatar #3 to #1 - cousin (03/13/2013) [-]
Jesus I am retarded. Didn't notice until today people have commented on my profile. Fuuckk...
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