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Gender: male
Age: 21
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Interests: Sleeping, writing code, sleeping. Oh, and unhealthy amounts of drinking.
Date Signed Up:9/19/2012
Last Login:11/27/2014
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Aggravated, sarcastic and cynical asshole. I'm also self employed and very stressed.
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#3 - Someone could've printed it off and be handing them out?  [+] (2 new replies) 3 hours ago on So this was handed to me... 0
#6 - zerooneone (2 hours ago) [-]
No. You don't understand. IT WAS ALL OVER THE INTERNET. No one can hand it out at that point.
User avatar #7 - honkan (1 hour ago) [-]
imgur.com/gallery/1OAFtXH

6 months old. Exact same picture. This did not happen to OP today.
#379 - Don't worry, one of my ex's girlfriends broke up with him stat… 10 hours ago on thanksgiving selfie / feels... 0
#8 - Picture 10 hours ago on (untitled) +31
#33 - You're on your man period bro. Happens to the best of us, happ… 19 hours ago on addy's no complaint or get... 0
#10 - Think that's bad? Try my countries home-tongue, Welsh. 11/12/2014 on Welcome To 0
#15 - Got GAD? It sucks. Pills only help a little bit, but eventuall… 10/26/2014 on Just Do It +1
#2 - **** Niko.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2014 on GTA IV +1
User avatar #13 - robdabob (10/16/2014) [-]
COUSIN ITS YOUR COUSIN; WHY DONT YOU TAKE ME BOWLING?
#172 - Why do you use Jira and node.js, just out of interest? 09/29/2014 on I'm switching servers over... 0
#6 - Done and done. 09/21/2014 on Everybody must help. +1
#49 - Brilliant. But really, comic sans? Jeez. 09/21/2014 on Alduquinn the Site-Eater 0

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User avatar #92 - KevinPutt ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Bowling?
User avatar #83 - xinzley (06/02/2014) [-]
bowl with me
User avatar #84 to #83 - cousin ONLINE (06/02/2014) [-]
make me sway
User avatar #82 - unusualmoo ONLINE (06/02/2014) [-]
Let's go bowling!
User avatar #85 to #82 - cousin ONLINE (06/02/2014) [-]
Lets go and adore Kim at the same time!
User avatar #81 - josa (06/02/2014) [-]
Wanna go bowling?
User avatar #86 to #81 - cousin ONLINE (06/02/2014) [-]
Damn straight.
User avatar #80 - gustaviaable (06/02/2014) [-]
Hey I just met you!

And this is crazy!

But here's my number!

So bowling maybe?
User avatar #87 to #80 - cousin ONLINE (06/02/2014) [-]
You never gave me your number, so alas, I cannot.
User avatar #79 - ajrin (06/02/2014) [-]
heeey
wanna go bowling?
User avatar #88 to #79 - cousin ONLINE (06/02/2014) [-]
As long as you pay for the titty bar.
User avatar #78 - zependium (06/02/2014) [-]
Bowling?
User avatar #89 to #78 - cousin ONLINE (06/02/2014) [-]
Chuck some alcohol with that and I am game.
User avatar #77 - gustaviaable (06/02/2014) [-]
Bowling
User avatar #90 to #77 - cousin ONLINE (06/02/2014) [-]
Crochet.
User avatar #76 - zahnrad (06/02/2014) [-]
Let's go bowling!
User avatar #91 to #76 - cousin ONLINE (06/02/2014) [-]
Lets get drunk!
User avatar #74 - mysteriouslybanned (04/26/2014) [-]
i bet you get mentioned in a lot of incest stories
User avatar #75 to #74 - cousin ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Yeah I've stopped reading most notifications as they are pretty much all the same. 70% of people on here claim to have slept with their cousins.
#70 - include (01/16/2014) [-]
I bet you get a lot of comment about bowling?   
   
Hey cousin, let's go bowling.
I bet you get a lot of comment about bowling?

Hey cousin, let's go bowling.
#71 to #70 - cousin ONLINE (01/17/2014) [-]
Not so much anymore. FJ seems to have forgotten that, except for you.
User avatar #72 to #71 - include (01/17/2014) [-]
Very well cousin, another time then.
User avatar #73 to #72 - cousin ONLINE (01/17/2014) [-]
Are you busy include? I would like to go to an American titty bar.
#68 - Womens Study Major (10/01/2013) [-]
hey cousin

let

us

go

bowling
User avatar #69 to #68 - cousin ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
No tah, mate.
User avatar #66 - jokervsbatsy (09/02/2013) [-]
Whose cousin are you anyway?
User avatar #67 to #66 - cousin ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Everyone's cousin!


You're all sick, sick bastards.
#64 - mudkipfucker (07/25/2013) [-]
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soo.... Wanna go bowling?
#65 to #64 - cousin ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
Have a guess.
#7 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
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Thanks for the add :3
User avatar #8 to #7 - cousin ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Read the text, thought that was nice of him.
Then saw the picture and I was excited scared.
#9 to #8 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
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You should be scared ;3
#10 to #9 - cousin ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#12 to #11 - cousin ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
I can't... win.   
I have nothing else.
I can't... win.
I have nothing else.
#13 to #12 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
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I can out fox picture anyone
User avatar #14 to #13 - cousin ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
I don't doubt you can. Seeing as your profile picture is a fox. One would assume that you were a connoisseur of foxes.
#15 to #14 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
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a fox is also my fursona
User avatar #16 to #15 - cousin ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Again, I kinda assumed that due to your pic.
#17 to #16 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
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Yes I think I make it pretty obvious :p
User avatar #18 to #17 - cousin ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Yea, it kinda is.
Just out of interest, that tail you wear in your house. How does it, eh, attach?
#19 to #18 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
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Pic is my and my tail


it attaches to my belt
User avatar #20 to #19 - cousin ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Ah I see. Not one of those butt plug ones then? xD
User avatar #21 to #20 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
== totally want one of them ==

nope this one is for use in public the other are for a bit more private times
User avatar #22 to #21 - cousin ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Aha! Ever met another furry IRL?
User avatar #23 to #22 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
Live with 3 of them.

Been to Anthrocon (biggest fur con in the world)

and live in the most furry populated city in the US

I have many others
User avatar #24 to #23 - cousin ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Bloody hell. Never seen or heard of a furry in the UK.
I do know a brony, but that is about it.
User avatar #25 to #24 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
furries are cooler than bronies


it's not as big in the UK as other places like the us and japan there are tons of us
User avatar #36 to #25 - cousin ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Hmmm... this has been quite educational for me!
I have learnt more today than I have in my several years in school...
User avatar #37 to #36 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
Glad I could help ^w^
User avatar #34 to #25 - cousin ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
I imagine the South would be pretty bad.
Americans seem to be more open and accepting generally... Maybe?
User avatar #35 to #34 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
North East and west coast yes the rest not at all
User avatar #32 to #25 - cousin ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Well, I did a tour with the school on the Western coast.
I'm more talking about California. Epic place.
User avatar #33 to #32 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
yeah california is cool like that. most places arn't though
User avatar #30 to #25 - cousin ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Yea, people are like that.
I would say that in the UK, people judge far more by looks.
When I went to America, people had tattoos that were visible, piercings etc
Nobody seemed to give a crap about that. So, in a sense, the US is a lot better than the UK.
User avatar #31 to #30 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
haha well really depends on where you are at in the us
User avatar #28 to #25 - cousin ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Aye it usually is.
When I had my 36mm plugs in my ears, stretched septum etc, no-one in the family would understand. I loved them. So I said "Do not try to comprehend what you cannot understand".
Still got a load of **** for it though. Got rid of them all now (ears sown back up etc) as I started my business and decided career was more important than how I looked.
User avatar #29 to #28 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
I feel you should be able to have both. Far to many people judge for the way someone looks
User avatar #26 to #25 - cousin ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Not a fan on bronies tbh. They always send you links to youtube videos and **** . Annoys the **** out of me.

It is a strange concept for me to grasp, me personally, I don't understand it. But like I said, whatever floats your boat ^^
User avatar #27 to #26 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
The only way to really understand it is to be one
User avatar #5 - kievaughnb ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
Wanna go bowling?
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User avatar #4 to #2 - cousin ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
Booze you say? I think I am going on a field trip! (see if I can blend in with the kids)
User avatar #1 - cryptospuridium (01/30/2013) [-]
Hey, I thought that guy might be getting pissed at us commenting endlessly on his content!

So yeah, FB sucks, apart form the aforementioned things.

Also, Pop goes you cherry for porifle comments!
User avatar #3 to #1 - cousin ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
Jesus I am retarded. Didn't notice until today people have commented on my profile. Fuuckk...
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