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Gender: male
Age: 22
Consoles Owned: PC
Interests: Sleeping, writing code, sleeping. Oh, and unhealthy amounts of drinking.
Date Signed Up:9/19/2012
Last Login:7/24/2015
Location:Bridgend
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Aggravated, sarcastic and cynical asshole. I'm also self employed and very stressed.
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#50 - Comment deleted 07/06/2015 on This Nigga thinks he's in GTA 0
#175 - There will always be some malware/virus/whatever that will be … 07/01/2015 on Vladi's infocomps 9: computers +1
#100 - In my experience (5 years ICT consultant) the best for detecti…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2015 on Vladi's infocomps 9: computers +1
#173 - anon (07/01/2015) [-]
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i've always assumed that even the best anti-virus protection software will not fully remove a nasty virus or trojan without reformatting the harddrive, once the malware gets in.
at least not to the point of making it like it never even happened.

i see there's some youtube vids of some antivirus doing some clean up but i'm still skeptical about them. IDK.
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User avatar #175 - cousin (07/01/2015) [-]
There will always be some malware/virus/whatever that will be undetected, using zero day exploits. But the better the software, the higher chance of it being caught.
#72 - Also, "we recommend not to buy any antivirus". What …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/30/2015 on Vladi's infocomps 9: computers +8
User avatar #97 - darktoucan (07/01/2015) [-]
why should we? its over priced and others work the same. plus some powerful viruses wont even get detected by the paid ones. only sure clean is a system restore.
User avatar #100 - cousin (07/01/2015) [-]
In my experience (5 years ICT consultant) the best for detection rate is Kaspersky (paid for) . The best mix between detection and speed is ESET (paid for).
How do you think companies fund the researchers and pay for the security experts? Paid for antivirus will always trump free antivirus.
The only 100% sure way to avoid malware, viruses, trojans etc is not to be on the internet and have a total stand alone PC. I'd rather have the internet, a good antivirus and common sense.
#173 - anon (07/01/2015) [-]
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i've always assumed that even the best anti-virus protection software will not fully remove a nasty virus or trojan without reformatting the harddrive, once the malware gets in.
at least not to the point of making it like it never even happened.

i see there's some youtube vids of some antivirus doing some clean up but i'm still skeptical about them. IDK.
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User avatar #175 - cousin (07/01/2015) [-]
There will always be some malware/virus/whatever that will be undetected, using zero day exploits. But the better the software, the higher chance of it being caught.
#60 - You never touch another mans beard.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2015 on Beeeeard. +6
#97 - anon (06/27/2015) [-]
no comment on your comment... your pic is vomit-worthy, though... i need double shots of eye and mind bleach, barkeep!
#9 - Laziness circle is complete. 06/26/2015 on Moving tip 0
#1 - I moved into my house around 8 months ago - still got boxes to…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2015 on Moving tip +11
#7 - vymastenaochechula (06/26/2015) [-]
i haven't fully unpacked my baggage after half a year but i'm going home in couple of days, so it doesn't really matter
User avatar #9 - cousin (06/26/2015) [-]
Laziness circle is complete.
#122 - Wales reporting in. 06/17/2015 on euro fjers 0
#49 - My mistake. But regardless, what a horrible font to use. 05/31/2015 on When Word Problems Meet... +3
#2 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2015 on When Word Problems Meet... -6
#33 - mindfeeder (05/31/2015) [-]
It's not Comic Sans. It's Rosemary, the font style of the mobile device the person is using
User avatar #49 - cousin (05/31/2015) [-]
My mistake. But regardless, what a horrible font to use.

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User avatar #92 - KevinPutt (08/27/2014) [-]
Bowling?
User avatar #83 - xinzley (06/02/2014) [-]
bowl with me
User avatar #84 to #83 - cousin (06/02/2014) [-]
make me sway
User avatar #82 - unusualmoo (06/02/2014) [-]
Let's go bowling!
User avatar #85 to #82 - cousin (06/02/2014) [-]
Lets go and adore Kim at the same time!
User avatar #81 - josa (06/02/2014) [-]
Wanna go bowling?
User avatar #86 to #81 - cousin (06/02/2014) [-]
Damn straight.
User avatar #80 - gustaviaable (06/02/2014) [-]
Hey I just met you!

And this is crazy!

But here's my number!

So bowling maybe?
User avatar #87 to #80 - cousin (06/02/2014) [-]
You never gave me your number, so alas, I cannot.
User avatar #79 - ajrin (06/02/2014) [-]
heeey
wanna go bowling?
User avatar #88 to #79 - cousin (06/02/2014) [-]
As long as you pay for the titty bar.
User avatar #78 - zependium (06/02/2014) [-]
Bowling?
User avatar #89 to #78 - cousin (06/02/2014) [-]
Chuck some alcohol with that and I am game.
User avatar #77 - gustaviaable (06/02/2014) [-]
Bowling
User avatar #90 to #77 - cousin (06/02/2014) [-]
Crochet.
User avatar #76 - zahnrad (06/02/2014) [-]
Let's go bowling!
User avatar #91 to #76 - cousin (06/02/2014) [-]
Lets get drunk!
User avatar #74 - mysteriouslybanned (04/26/2014) [-]
i bet you get mentioned in a lot of incest stories
User avatar #75 to #74 - cousin (04/26/2014) [-]
Yeah I've stopped reading most notifications as they are pretty much all the same. 70% of people on here claim to have slept with their cousins.
#70 - include (01/16/2014) [-]
I bet you get a lot of comment about bowling?   
   
Hey cousin, let's go bowling.
I bet you get a lot of comment about bowling?

Hey cousin, let's go bowling.
#71 to #70 - cousin (01/17/2014) [-]
Not so much anymore. FJ seems to have forgotten that, except for you.
User avatar #72 to #71 - include (01/17/2014) [-]
Very well cousin, another time then.
User avatar #73 to #72 - cousin (01/17/2014) [-]
Are you busy include? I would like to go to an American titty bar.
#68 - anon (10/01/2013) [-]
hey cousin

let

us

go

bowling
User avatar #69 to #68 - cousin (10/09/2013) [-]
No tah, mate.
User avatar #66 - jokervsbatsy (09/02/2013) [-]
Whose cousin are you anyway?
User avatar #67 to #66 - cousin (09/02/2013) [-]
Everyone's cousin!


You're all sick, sick bastards.
#64 - mudkipfucker (07/25/2013) [-]
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soo.... Wanna go bowling?
#65 to #64 - cousin (07/26/2013) [-]
Have a guess.
#7 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
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Thanks for the add :3
User avatar #8 to #7 - cousin (04/11/2013) [-]
Read the text, thought that was nice of him.
Then saw the picture and I was excited scared.
#9 to #8 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
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You should be scared ;3
#12 to #11 - cousin (04/11/2013) [-]
I can't... win.   
I have nothing else.
I can't... win.
I have nothing else.
#13 to #12 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
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I can out fox picture anyone
User avatar #14 to #13 - cousin (04/11/2013) [-]
I don't doubt you can. Seeing as your profile picture is a fox. One would assume that you were a connoisseur of foxes.
#15 to #14 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
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a fox is also my fursona
User avatar #16 to #15 - cousin (04/11/2013) [-]
Again, I kinda assumed that due to your pic.
#17 to #16 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
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Yes I think I make it pretty obvious :p
User avatar #18 to #17 - cousin (04/11/2013) [-]
Yea, it kinda is.
Just out of interest, that tail you wear in your house. How does it, eh, attach?
#19 to #18 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
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Pic is my and my tail


it attaches to my belt
User avatar #20 to #19 - cousin (04/11/2013) [-]
Ah I see. Not one of those butt plug ones then? xD
User avatar #21 to #20 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
== totally want one of them ==

nope this one is for use in public the other are for a bit more private times
User avatar #22 to #21 - cousin (04/11/2013) [-]
Aha! Ever met another furry IRL?
User avatar #23 to #22 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
Live with 3 of them.

Been to Anthrocon (biggest fur con in the world)

and live in the most furry populated city in the US

I have many others
User avatar #24 to #23 - cousin (04/11/2013) [-]
Bloody hell. Never seen or heard of a furry in the UK.
I do know a brony, but that is about it.
User avatar #25 to #24 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
furries are cooler than bronies


it's not as big in the UK as other places like the us and japan there are tons of us
User avatar #36 to #25 - cousin (04/11/2013) [-]
Hmmm... this has been quite educational for me!
I have learnt more today than I have in my several years in school...
User avatar #37 to #36 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
Glad I could help ^w^
User avatar #34 to #25 - cousin (04/11/2013) [-]
I imagine the South would be pretty bad.
Americans seem to be more open and accepting generally... Maybe?
User avatar #35 to #34 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
North East and west coast yes the rest not at all
User avatar #32 to #25 - cousin (04/11/2013) [-]
Well, I did a tour with the school on the Western coast.
I'm more talking about California. Epic place.
User avatar #33 to #32 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
yeah california is cool like that. most places arn't though
User avatar #30 to #25 - cousin (04/11/2013) [-]
Yea, people are like that.
I would say that in the UK, people judge far more by looks.
When I went to America, people had tattoos that were visible, piercings etc
Nobody seemed to give a crap about that. So, in a sense, the US is a lot better than the UK.
User avatar #31 to #30 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
haha well really depends on where you are at in the us
User avatar #28 to #25 - cousin (04/11/2013) [-]
Aye it usually is.
When I had my 36mm plugs in my ears, stretched septum etc, no-one in the family would understand. I loved them. So I said "Do not try to comprehend what you cannot understand".
Still got a load of **** for it though. Got rid of them all now (ears sown back up etc) as I started my business and decided career was more important than how I looked.
User avatar #29 to #28 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
I feel you should be able to have both. Far to many people judge for the way someone looks
User avatar #26 to #25 - cousin (04/11/2013) [-]
Not a fan on bronies tbh. They always send you links to youtube videos and **** . Annoys the **** out of me.

It is a strange concept for me to grasp, me personally, I don't understand it. But like I said, whatever floats your boat ^^
User avatar #27 to #26 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2013) [-]
The only way to really understand it is to be one
User avatar #5 - kievaughnb (04/02/2013) [-]
Wanna go bowling?
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User avatar #4 to #2 - cousin (03/13/2013) [-]
Booze you say? I think I am going on a field trip! (see if I can blend in with the kids)
User avatar #1 - cryptospuridium (01/30/2013) [-]
Hey, I thought that guy might be getting pissed at us commenting endlessly on his content!

So yeah, FB sucks, apart form the aforementioned things.

Also, Pop goes you cherry for porifle comments!
User avatar #3 to #1 - cousin (03/13/2013) [-]
Jesus I am retarded. Didn't notice until today people have commented on my profile. Fuuckk...
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