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Date Signed Up:8/14/2012
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#5048068 - Picture 12/19/2014 on Play items +4
#5048065 - Good evening, hows everyone doing  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2014 on Play items +4
User avatar #5048066 - hotpost (12/19/2014) [-]
I am doing your mom
User avatar #5048068 - countmorgan (12/19/2014) [-]
#5047728 - i think just chests based on the box that you needed to spend …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on Play items +1
User avatar #5047730 - cann (12/19/2014) [-]
please retrochris
#5047715 - Picture 12/19/2014 on Play items +1
#5047714 - retrochris, what did you decide on the mystery box? do you bel…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/19/2014 on Play items +1
User avatar #5047724 - cann (12/19/2014) [-]
i forgot whats in the box. what did it have
User avatar #5047728 - countmorgan (12/19/2014) [-]
i think just chests based on the box that you needed to spend points on.
Im sure retrochris would find a neat new thing to do with them if he decided to do somethng with them.
User avatar #5047730 - cann (12/19/2014) [-]
please retrochris
User avatar #5047718 - anonymousperson (12/19/2014) [-]
WHATS IN THE BAX
User avatar #5047725 - abject (12/19/2014) [-]
Your wife's head.
#5047715 - countmorgan (12/19/2014) [-]
#5047650 - Well, just reached 26,200 Flying FJ Sandwiches. Than… 12/18/2014 on Play items +2
#5047389 - Picture 12/18/2014 on Play items 0
#5047150 - :| wow that was unexpectedly harsh  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on Play items 0
#5047158 - retrochris (12/18/2014) [-]
#5047147 - so.. what IS its drop chance .3. m8 u bein sassy  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5047149 - retrochris (12/18/2014) [-]
stop taking my time with trying to get infos I won't give out..
User avatar #5047150 - countmorgan (12/18/2014) [-]
:| wow that was unexpectedly harsh
#5047158 - retrochris (12/18/2014) [-]
#5047145 - :| rare as **** i thought its ratio was equal to …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5047146 - retrochris (12/18/2014) [-]
welp, you thought wrong
User avatar #5047147 - countmorgan (12/18/2014) [-]
so.. what IS its drop chance .3. m8 u bein sassy
User avatar #5047149 - retrochris (12/18/2014) [-]
stop taking my time with trying to get infos I won't give out..
User avatar #5047150 - countmorgan (12/18/2014) [-]
:| wow that was unexpectedly harsh
#5047158 - retrochris (12/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2033 - cann (12/16/2014) [-]
oh
User avatar #2028 - pyrain (11/26/2014) [-]
wow! that's a lot of toasts O.o
User avatar #2029 to #2028 - countmorgan (11/26/2014) [-]
so can i buy yours ;3;
User avatar #2030 to #2029 - pyrain (11/27/2014) [-]
I will sell you 100 so that you can break 22k <3
other than that, I would like to keep my little toast guys unless you want to trade egg hoarders for them <3 that's really the only thing I will part with them for. I love dem.
User avatar #2031 to #2030 - countmorgan (11/27/2014) [-]
ratios? for egg hoarder/Sandwich
User avatar #2032 to #2031 - pyrain (11/27/2014) [-]
I'm thinking maybe 2:1 or 3:1 since 1:1 you probably wouldn't go for lol
What do you think?
#2026 - joshlol (11/23/2014) [-]
very nice m8
#2027 to #2026 - countmorgan (11/23/2014) [-]
Thank you my friend.
User avatar #2024 - donor ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
addy added gluttony toasts to the AH
#2025 to #2024 - donor ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
and this is a one stack now
and this is a one stack now
#2019 - rui (09/13/2014) [-]
Book of Moon is quick-play and can protect your friends from cards that target face-up monsters. yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Book_of_Moon
Shift can be both a life saver and a pretty heroic card. yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Shift
Necro Gardna will be a big help, specially when you opponents target a friend's monster. yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Necro_Gardna
Not only will Mystical Refpanel protect your friend, but it will also help them. yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Mystical_Refpanel
User avatar #2020 to #2019 - countmorgan (09/24/2014) [-]
hey man thanks for the help means a lot.
I wanted to ask, what cards should i get for an Exodia deck? so many sites recommend so many different things and i wanted to hear from you what cards make a deck for exodia.
User avatar #2021 to #2020 - rui (09/24/2014) [-]
Well because it's true. There are a lot of variations of Exodia decks. There are Bamboo decks, Library decks, and a lot more.

It goes without saying, but Upstart Goblin is good if your deck is composed of 40 cards. yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Upstart_Goblin
Pot of Duality is good to not only draw, but draw the card you need. yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Pot_of_Duality
One Day of Peace. The name of the card says it all. yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/One_Day_of_Peace
You can use Toon Table of Contents to thin-out your deck, since its effect allows you to draw another Toon Table of Contents, then another, and finally Toon World. yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Toon_Table_of_Contents

But like I said, there are a lot of variations. The best I know is combining both the Bamboo style with the Library way. It's basically a deck with no trap cards, and it focuses on using Royal Magical Library with a ******** of spell cards in order to let you draw. Toon Table of Contents helps a lot here because you'll be able to use 3 spells which let you draw, and thin out your deck all at once.

The Bamboo style consists of using the Broken Bamboo Sword, which increases the ATK of your monster by a butt-wooping 0 points. That's not the main focus here. The idea is that by using the Golden Bamboo Sword while you have the Broken one, you get to draw 2 cards, and since all these are spells, they benefit the Royal Magical Library.
User avatar #2022 to #2021 - countmorgan (09/30/2014) [-]
Well man i almost got the deck finished up and i think its coming along pretty well, i wanted to ask, what are some cards that give health to your opponents other than upstart goblin and rain of mercy?
User avatar #2023 to #2022 - rui (09/30/2014) [-]
There aren't much cards that increase your opponents life points, but the ones that do are pretty damn powerful.

Soul Taker increases you opponents life points by 1000, and in return you can destroy one face-up monster on his field of your choosing. yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Taker
The Eye of Truth allows you to see your opponents hand, and each turn they gain 1000 life points if they have a spell/trap card in their hand. yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/The_Eye_of_Truth

I think that's about it. There are other cards, of course, but these come to mind first when it comes to giving your opponent life points and getting a powerful effect in return.
User avatar #2017 - molestedbeggar (07/29/2014) [-]
eyy, i almost have 50k fj points.
User avatar #2014 - whitehawk (07/21/2014) [-]
toast 4 days
#2001 - murderouswaffle ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
It'll take a lot more than 1 FJ point
User avatar #2002 to #2001 - countmorgan (07/16/2014) [-]
that was just a way of letting you know i have interest, tell me what YOU would like for it and i will get it for you.
#2003 to #2002 - murderouswaffle ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
What about gem recipes?
User avatar #2004 to #2003 - countmorgan (07/16/2014) [-]
Those would be quite difficult, any other options i can do to earn them?
#2005 to #2004 - murderouswaffle ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
FJ points?
User avatar #2006 to #2005 - countmorgan (07/16/2014) [-]
:| damn i hate having to ask but anything item related? like gems, badges, slimes, coal, something i can gather an abundance of for you in return for the sandwiches?
#2007 to #2006 - murderouswaffle ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
What about fiend parts?
User avatar #2009 to #2007 - countmorgan (07/16/2014) [-]
tell me how many fiends you want and i'll get them to you
#2010 to #2009 - murderouswaffle ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
What about like 600 parts total?
User avatar #2011 to #2010 - countmorgan (07/16/2014) [-]
600 parts total, i can do that. Get back to you when i can
#2013 to #2011 - murderouswaffle ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
If it's possible, could you avoid fiend torsos? I already have enough of those
#2012 to #2011 - murderouswaffle ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Awesome, take your time
User avatar #2008 to #2007 - countmorgan (07/16/2014) [-]
sure name your price
User avatar #1989 - godgem (01/29/2014) [-]
id say
100 would be a perfect amount
User avatar #1990 to #1989 - countmorgan (01/29/2014) [-]
how the hell do you get 100 jeweled chests? aren't they like an incredibly rare drop?
User avatar #1991 to #1990 - godgem (01/29/2014) [-]
rits always give me like 70 at a time
User avatar #1992 to #1991 - countmorgan (01/29/2014) [-]
how many rits do you use?
User avatar #1993 to #1992 - godgem (01/29/2014) [-]
20k
but i open at 100k so i get like 70X5-6
User avatar #1994 to #1993 - countmorgan (01/29/2014) [-]
okay, whats a good way to get rits :L other than pick up
User avatar #1995 to #1994 - godgem (01/29/2014) [-]
tokens and a vssm
User avatar #1996 to #1995 - countmorgan (01/29/2014) [-]
I feel stupid now.
But can you do the 8 i sent? :C
User avatar #1997 to #1996 - godgem (01/29/2014) [-]
save up
trust me
User avatar #1998 to #1997 - countmorgan (01/29/2014) [-]
fine :\
User avatar #1986 - mairon (01/27/2014) [-]
I need it for unique only had 1
User avatar #1981 - MrMysteriousMagic (01/27/2014) [-]
if you could resend for 92 of those to leave me a unique sure
but i have to go to school in 10 min so i really have no time for you to get me some of the things i need
User avatar #1983 to #1981 - countmorgan (01/27/2014) [-]
I am a bit confused on what you mean by that, i'll just wait for you to return.
User avatar #1984 to #1983 - MrMysteriousMagic (01/27/2014) [-]
well that'll be like 8 hours
#1985 to #1984 - countmorgan (01/27/2014) [-]
Its fine, i got time
Its fine, i got time
User avatar #1987 to #1985 - MrMysteriousMagic (01/27/2014) [-]
some casino tokens would be nice
User avatar #1988 to #1987 - countmorgan (01/27/2014) [-]
I'll go on merchant
User avatar #1982 to #1981 - MrMysteriousMagic (01/27/2014) [-]
consider it a loan i guess
User avatar #1980 - gobgob (01/27/2014) [-]
not4sale
User avatar #1979 - dende ONLINE (01/26/2014) [-]
Interested in the elf hats and fabulous candy cane.

I need the green elf hat.
User avatar #1978 - bitchyouabitch (01/26/2014) [-]
how much would you want for pha.nact pet?
User avatar #1977 - adplum (01/26/2014) [-]
gib rm pls
User avatar #1976 - violentmasturbator (01/07/2014) [-]
you wouldn't be willing to sell either of those 2 elf hats would you? for more than the sandwiches ofc
User avatar #1971 - ied (01/07/2014) [-]
you can have 300 for free
i want the other though
User avatar #1972 to #1971 - countmorgan (01/07/2014) [-]
Okay, i'm okay with that
thanks ied o3O
User avatar #1973 to #1972 - ied (01/07/2014) [-]
call me adam
ied is weird after how long we've known each other
User avatar #1974 to #1973 - countmorgan (01/07/2014) [-]
(i don't know if you wanted people knowing your actual name)
User avatar #1975 to #1974 - ied (01/07/2014) [-]
nah doesn't bother me lol
User avatar #1958 - xinzley (12/29/2013) [-]
get a loaf
#1959 to #1958 - countmorgan (12/29/2013) [-]
Does this count
Does this count
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