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Date Signed Up:8/14/2012
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#88 - I aint gonna lie, kinda salty that no one believes 06/28/2015 on #topsecret 0
#3 - and i forgot to log in  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2015 on #topsecret -22
User avatar #88 - countmorgan (06/28/2015) [-]
I aint gonna lie, kinda salty that no one believes
#24 - Rascal (06/28/2015) [-]
No you didn't
#6 - Nice 06/25/2015 on Newest Copypasta in town 0
#49 - where can i find more pictures of this dog 06/23/2015 on Anyone know the song name? 0
#7 - sauce? 06/22/2015 on Stealing Cars +1
#2047 - All these handsome people. Then there is me I mean i do…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2015 on countmorgan's profile 0
User avatar #2048 - aceshot (06/21/2015) [-]
Well I don't remember 100% but I played items for a long time and I think you posted a picture once. I remember you looking pretty good. But again my memories not the best. I guess only time will tell what will happen with me and my friend.
#7356 - you can do it, I believe in you.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2015 on mudkipfucker's profile 0
User avatar #7359 - mudkipfucker (06/21/2015) [-]
thanks man
#2044 - Hell im not gay and that guy is handsome as hell. But none the…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/21/2015 on countmorgan's profile 0
#2046 - aceshot (06/21/2015) [-]
And to top it off I'll post me. But that's as far as I'm going. I wish I had a pic of us together but he isn't one to take photos that arent with tons of people around.
#2047 - countmorgan (06/21/2015) [-]
All these handsome people. Then there is me I mean i dont look like a foot or something but i'm a very negative person even though I am told that i look pretty good
None the less though I do hope everything works out well when you finally let him know.
User avatar #2048 - aceshot (06/21/2015) [-]
Well I don't remember 100% but I played items for a long time and I think you posted a picture once. I remember you looking pretty good. But again my memories not the best. I guess only time will tell what will happen with me and my friend.
User avatar #2045 - aceshot (06/21/2015) [-]
If he was a homophobe he wouldn't hang out with me that's for sure
#45 - well I mean, the other option is he just wouldn't mind which i…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2015 on Pull the plug 0
User avatar #46 - aceshot (06/21/2015) [-]
Uhh, I would feel kind of bad for posting a picture of him behind his back so I don't know if I should.
#43 - so.. what if it turns out he feels the same way. But i know ya…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/21/2015 on Pull the plug +1
User avatar #44 - aceshot (06/21/2015) [-]
Well the things I plan to say to him are probably either make or brake. You can't just tell someone you love them and expect that they don't take it to one if 2 extremes. Either he's happy about it or he'll hate me for it. But I would much rather him hate me f I r loving him than to keep it inside me or not to take a chance, even if that chance us slim. (Also he has had a girlfriend for 4 years which indicates he's probably not gay)
User avatar #45 - countmorgan (06/21/2015) [-]
well I mean, the other option is he just wouldn't mind which is still pretty good. what does he look like?
User avatar #46 - aceshot (06/21/2015) [-]
Uhh, I would feel kind of bad for posting a picture of him behind his back so I don't know if I should.

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#2043 - aceshot (06/21/2015) [-]
Ill post it here, and Ill delete it once you see it cause im sure you dont need some picture of a random dude on your profile. This is him with his ex girlfriend. They broke up 4 months ago.
#2044 to #2043 - countmorgan (06/21/2015) [-]
Hell im not gay and that guy is handsome as hell. But none the less he isnt like a homophobe or anything right.
#2046 to #2044 - aceshot (06/21/2015) [-]
And to top it off I'll post me. But that's as far as I'm going. I wish I had a pic of us together but he isn't one to take photos that arent with tons of people around.
#2047 to #2046 - countmorgan (06/21/2015) [-]
All these handsome people. Then there is me I mean i dont look like a foot or something but i'm a very negative person even though I am told that i look pretty good
None the less though I do hope everything works out well when you finally let him know.
User avatar #2048 to #2047 - aceshot (06/21/2015) [-]
Well I don't remember 100% but I played items for a long time and I think you posted a picture once. I remember you looking pretty good. But again my memories not the best. I guess only time will tell what will happen with me and my friend.
User avatar #2045 to #2044 - aceshot (06/21/2015) [-]
If he was a homophobe he wouldn't hang out with me that's for sure
User avatar #2041 - countmorgan (05/25/2015) [-]
Hey admin, I've kinda been gone for awhile and just wanted to ask if you could tell me what happened with the items game :/ I spent a long time on that game and its a tad bit sad to see it gone. What lead you to make that choice?
User avatar #2042 to #2041 - megpoidgumibear (05/26/2015) [-]
all items players are A-Z
X,Y,Z are irrittating admin
A-Z are promptly punished
User avatar #2038 - itemsss (01/16/2015) [-]
i have 300 flying toasts 4 u
#2035 - PopcornViking (12/28/2014) [-]
> kill yourself
User avatar #2036 to #2035 - countmorgan (12/28/2014) [-]
i learned about it last night, the worst part was it came out the day i got the last toast rare i needed then this happens
User avatar #2039 to #2036 - PopcornViking (03/10/2015) [-]
youre slacking i see
User avatar #2040 to #2039 - countmorgan (03/10/2015) [-]
i gotta git gud
User avatar #2037 to #2036 - dende (12/31/2014) [-]
And now there's a Toast Princess.
User avatar #2033 - cann (12/16/2014) [-]
oh
User avatar #2028 - pyrain (11/26/2014) [-]
wow! that's a lot of toasts O.o
User avatar #2029 to #2028 - countmorgan (11/26/2014) [-]
so can i buy yours ;3;
User avatar #2030 to #2029 - pyrain (11/27/2014) [-]
I will sell you 100 so that you can break 22k <3
other than that, I would like to keep my little toast guys unless you want to trade egg hoarders for them <3 that's really the only thing I will part with them for. I love dem.
User avatar #2031 to #2030 - countmorgan (11/27/2014) [-]
ratios? for egg hoarder/Sandwich
User avatar #2032 to #2031 - pyrain (11/27/2014) [-]
I'm thinking maybe 2:1 or 3:1 since 1:1 you probably wouldn't go for lol
What do you think?
#2026 - joshlol (11/23/2014) [-]
very nice m8
#2027 to #2026 - countmorgan (11/23/2014) [-]
Thank you my friend.
User avatar #2024 - donor (11/17/2014) [-]
addy added gluttony toasts to the AH
#2025 to #2024 - donor (11/18/2014) [-]
and this is a one stack now
and this is a one stack now
#2019 - rui (09/13/2014) [-]
Book of Moon is quick-play and can protect your friends from cards that target face-up monsters. yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Book_of_Moon
Shift can be both a life saver and a pretty heroic card. yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Shift
Necro Gardna will be a big help, specially when you opponents target a friend's monster. yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Necro_Gardna
Not only will Mystical Refpanel protect your friend, but it will also help them. yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Mystical_Refpanel
User avatar #2020 to #2019 - countmorgan (09/24/2014) [-]
hey man thanks for the help means a lot.
I wanted to ask, what cards should i get for an Exodia deck? so many sites recommend so many different things and i wanted to hear from you what cards make a deck for exodia.
User avatar #2021 to #2020 - rui (09/24/2014) [-]
Well because it's true. There are a lot of variations of Exodia decks. There are Bamboo decks, Library decks, and a lot more.

It goes without saying, but Upstart Goblin is good if your deck is composed of 40 cards. yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Upstart_Goblin
Pot of Duality is good to not only draw, but draw the card you need. yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Pot_of_Duality
One Day of Peace. The name of the card says it all. yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/One_Day_of_Peace
You can use Toon Table of Contents to thin-out your deck, since its effect allows you to draw another Toon Table of Contents, then another, and finally Toon World. yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Toon_Table_of_Contents

But like I said, there are a lot of variations. The best I know is combining both the Bamboo style with the Library way. It's basically a deck with no trap cards, and it focuses on using Royal Magical Library with a ******** of spell cards in order to let you draw. Toon Table of Contents helps a lot here because you'll be able to use 3 spells which let you draw, and thin out your deck all at once.

The Bamboo style consists of using the Broken Bamboo Sword, which increases the ATK of your monster by a butt-wooping 0 points. That's not the main focus here. The idea is that by using the Golden Bamboo Sword while you have the Broken one, you get to draw 2 cards, and since all these are spells, they benefit the Royal Magical Library.
User avatar #2022 to #2021 - countmorgan (09/30/2014) [-]
Well man i almost got the deck finished up and i think its coming along pretty well, i wanted to ask, what are some cards that give health to your opponents other than upstart goblin and rain of mercy?
User avatar #2023 to #2022 - rui (09/30/2014) [-]
There aren't much cards that increase your opponents life points, but the ones that do are pretty damn powerful.

Soul Taker increases you opponents life points by 1000, and in return you can destroy one face-up monster on his field of your choosing. yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Taker
The Eye of Truth allows you to see your opponents hand, and each turn they gain 1000 life points if they have a spell/trap card in their hand. yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/The_Eye_of_Truth

I think that's about it. There are other cards, of course, but these come to mind first when it comes to giving your opponent life points and getting a powerful effect in return.
User avatar #2017 - molestedbeggar (07/29/2014) [-]
eyy, i almost have 50k fj points.
User avatar #2014 - whitehawk ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
toast 4 days
#2001 - murderouswaffle (07/16/2014) [-]
It'll take a lot more than 1 FJ point
User avatar #2002 to #2001 - countmorgan (07/16/2014) [-]
that was just a way of letting you know i have interest, tell me what YOU would like for it and i will get it for you.
#2003 to #2002 - murderouswaffle (07/16/2014) [-]
What about gem recipes?
User avatar #2004 to #2003 - countmorgan (07/16/2014) [-]
Those would be quite difficult, any other options i can do to earn them?
#2005 to #2004 - murderouswaffle (07/16/2014) [-]
FJ points?
User avatar #2006 to #2005 - countmorgan (07/16/2014) [-]
:| damn i hate having to ask but anything item related? like gems, badges, slimes, coal, something i can gather an abundance of for you in return for the sandwiches?
#2007 to #2006 - murderouswaffle (07/16/2014) [-]
What about fiend parts?
User avatar #2009 to #2007 - countmorgan (07/16/2014) [-]
tell me how many fiends you want and i'll get them to you
#2010 to #2009 - murderouswaffle (07/16/2014) [-]
What about like 600 parts total?
User avatar #2011 to #2010 - countmorgan (07/16/2014) [-]
600 parts total, i can do that. Get back to you when i can
#2013 to #2011 - murderouswaffle (07/16/2014) [-]
If it's possible, could you avoid fiend torsos? I already have enough of those
#2012 to #2011 - murderouswaffle (07/16/2014) [-]
Awesome, take your time
User avatar #2008 to #2007 - countmorgan (07/16/2014) [-]
sure name your price
User avatar #1989 - godgem (01/29/2014) [-]
id say
100 would be a perfect amount
User avatar #1990 to #1989 - countmorgan (01/29/2014) [-]
how the hell do you get 100 jeweled chests? aren't they like an incredibly rare drop?
User avatar #1991 to #1990 - godgem (01/29/2014) [-]
rits always give me like 70 at a time
User avatar #1992 to #1991 - countmorgan (01/29/2014) [-]
how many rits do you use?
User avatar #1993 to #1992 - godgem (01/29/2014) [-]
20k
but i open at 100k so i get like 70X5-6
User avatar #1994 to #1993 - countmorgan (01/29/2014) [-]
okay, whats a good way to get rits :L other than pick up
User avatar #1995 to #1994 - godgem (01/29/2014) [-]
tokens and a vssm
User avatar #1996 to #1995 - countmorgan (01/29/2014) [-]
I feel stupid now.
But can you do the 8 i sent? :C
User avatar #1997 to #1996 - godgem (01/29/2014) [-]
save up
trust me
User avatar #1998 to #1997 - countmorgan (01/29/2014) [-]
fine :\
User avatar #1986 - mairon (01/27/2014) [-]
I need it for unique only had 1
User avatar #1981 - MrMysteriousMagic (01/27/2014) [-]
if you could resend for 92 of those to leave me a unique sure
but i have to go to school in 10 min so i really have no time for you to get me some of the things i need
User avatar #1983 to #1981 - countmorgan (01/27/2014) [-]
I am a bit confused on what you mean by that, i'll just wait for you to return.
User avatar #1984 to #1983 - MrMysteriousMagic (01/27/2014) [-]
well that'll be like 8 hours
#1985 to #1984 - countmorgan (01/27/2014) [-]
Its fine, i got time
Its fine, i got time
User avatar #1987 to #1985 - MrMysteriousMagic (01/27/2014) [-]
some casino tokens would be nice
User avatar #1988 to #1987 - countmorgan (01/27/2014) [-]
I'll go on merchant
User avatar #1982 to #1981 - MrMysteriousMagic (01/27/2014) [-]
consider it a loan i guess
User avatar #1980 - gobgob (01/27/2014) [-]
not4sale
User avatar #1979 - dende (01/26/2014) [-]
Interested in the elf hats and fabulous candy cane.

I need the green elf hat.
User avatar #1978 - bitchyouabitch (01/26/2014) [-]
how much would you want for pha.nact pet?
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