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#162 - Skylar get the hell off Facebook and go launder some money or …  [+] (15 replies) 12/05/2012 on End of the World +9
#163 - respectmyauthority (12/05/2012) [-]
#167 - mausbaus (12/05/2012) [-]
Breaking bad dump?
#168 - respectmyauthority (12/05/2012) [-]
hell yeah.
#170 - mausbaus (12/05/2012) [-]

You don't happen to have the gif of Jesse eating when he smiles with the fork, do you?
#175 - respectmyauthority (12/05/2012) [-]
no i don't seem to, sorry.

here's a gem though
#173 - respectmyauthority (12/05/2012) [-]
in the meantime here is a gif of jesse crying which is always useful
#172 - respectmyauthority (12/05/2012) [-]
i may. let me search a bit
#184 - mausbaus (12/05/2012) [-]
God, I love that one.

#185 - respectmyauthority (12/05/2012) [-]
that one is my fav
#186 - mausbaus (12/05/2012) [-]
You know, you're alright.

#187 - respectmyauthority (12/05/2012) [-]
#189 - mausbaus (12/05/2012) [-]
All they way.
#229 - zarkaron (12/11/2012) [-]
i like it so much id thought id throw my own one in though i lost my green thumb one...
#231 - mausbaus (12/11/2012) [-]
Here, have this.
#233 - zarkaron (12/12/2012) [-]
I love you
#316 - MFW I just missed the thumb orgy  [+] (4 replies) 11/13/2012 on Me when browsing with a... +17
#355 - effthree (11/13/2012) [-]
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#363 - kgsauer (11/13/2012) [-]
theres a spider on the pizza! *roll picture*
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#368 - kgsauer (11/13/2012) [-]
damn I'm good
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#358 - nanapopo (11/13/2012) [-]
I wonder how many tries that shot took.
#214 - >Implying Captain America is Christian >Implying Ton…  [+] (10 replies) 10/28/2012 on Hulk-otology -32
#218 - anon (10/28/2012) [-]
Captain America is Christian because he reads bible in comics.
Tony Stark is atheist because he said so in comics. (When he visited Asgard he said he still doesn't believe in gods and there must be scientific explanation for Asgard people.)
Thor and Loki are gods. Not only in comics, but in Norse mythology overall.

You hakunad my matatas.
#236 - drmrniceguy (10/28/2012) [-]
Thursday = Thor's Day

Wednesday = Odin (Woden)'s day

...thank you old Nords for awesome days of the week
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#232 - Crusader (10/28/2012) [-]
But they aren't Gods, they are aliens that an early civilization thought were gods
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#237 - paradenoire (10/28/2012) [-]
maybe read the comics and stop forcing your ill guided opinion on every fucking comment.
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#240 - Crusader (10/28/2012) [-]
Perhaps you fail to realize, there are several different storylines in the comics, or else they would not be as long lasting, there are numerous different options that are considered Canon, meaning that in the comics, there are canon options that they are gods, and many that they are just aliens.

Also, I left 2 comments, get over it.
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#249 - paradenoire (10/28/2012) [-]
The movies are based on the main story arc starting in the 1960's with Journey Into Mystery, where Thor is the Norse god of thunder, even meets Hercules a Greek god and becomes good friends. Beta Ray Bill is the alien, not Thor.
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#271 - Crusader (10/28/2012) [-]
Ok, I never read the main story arcs, I read the spin-off stuff, the other stuff, and if the movies are based off of the main story, then they would be gods, in an alternate plain of existence, rather than aliens on another planet. Which is what happens in the movie, they are mortals, that are from another planet, which means they are aliens.
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#280 - paradenoire (10/28/2012) [-]
"In later years, the Asgardians would be threatened by a number of menaces and threats from both within and beyond their own dimension. Seth, the Egyptian god of death and misfortune, invaded Asgard and subjugated the Asgardians out of his animosity toward Odin and Thor, but he has been defeated twice. For one of Seth's manipulations, Odin stripped the Asgardians of their godhood and hid them as normal human beings upon Earth. " taken directly from my Thor comic.

The movie "Thor" should be called "Piece of shit mockery of Thor" Too many asshats saying thor was an alien without reading the damn comics, fine in the movies they portray him as an alien, but he shouldnt have been.
#220 - brothergrimm (10/28/2012) [-]
an anon who uses logic and isn't a total dick.......
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#360 - Oh God I hope people don't actually consider this a valid point  [+] (1 reply) 10/24/2012 on Troops +6
#373 - cartrman (10/24/2012) [-]
You gonna take
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#106 - Thank God other people have noticed this. One of my friends cl…  [+] (1 reply) 10/18/2012 on Most People On Funnyjunk +3
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#121 - roninpenguin (10/18/2012) [-]
See, but that is still loving science, he is just appreciating the science that other people have done. Someone can love Art and have never painted a picture in their life.
#388 - **couchpillow rolled a random image posted in comment #50 a…  [+] (4 replies) 10/16/2012 on American vs british +3
#419 - anon (10/16/2012) [-]
They don't hate americans, they hate people from the USA, and it's not only British people, the rest of the world hate USA too
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#446 - schneidend (10/16/2012) [-]
#437 - privatier (10/16/2012) [-]
Leave the U.S. alone!
#392 - robodarkvision (10/16/2012) [-]
**robodarkvision rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Planting Trees ** i like that roll there
#279 - How do you know what kind of handgun is good? I'm interested i…  [+] (3 replies) 10/14/2012 on Gun Owners 0
#290 - swagbot (10/14/2012) [-]
(I was kidding about the 9mm). Here's what you should think abut for personal defense:

1. (most important) are you comfortable with the weapon?
- Shooting, reloading, drawing, operation.
- You do NOT want to be fumbling with your weapon/have it jam in a PD situation.
2. There are many schools of thought/considerations for the caliber;
- Many former spies laud a simple 22. A 22 will stop a petty assault, and is *very* concealable/drawable/lot of bullets in the clip for suppression/wounding of target.
- 9mm is concealable, and will definitely stop your target unless they're on PCP.
- If you're gonna use 9mm, might as well use .357 Sig. More power, better ballistics, more noise, just as concealable, better guns.
- Do not use .45. 45 is inaccurate, does not stop inside a human body, increasing the chance of collateral damage.
- .357 will stop/destroy your target. Haven't researched it's collateral damage possibility. Slightly less concealable than others (usually .357s are revolvers).

To Research:
- Go to gun ranges and faithfully test a wide range of calibers/models.
- Hit the internet to build a strong idea of the pros/cons of each, and select accordingly.
- Once you select your gun, practice, practice, practice at short distances at the range - most PD situations take place at ~10-20ft and are over in ~5 shots.
- For carry, get licensed and get an under-the-arm holster (they're the best) and 1 spare clip.
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#319 - zradel (10/15/2012) [-]
In a PD situation .22 LR wouldn't be my first choice...rimfires have a tendency to jam or misfire occasionally and while that hopefully and most likely wouldn't happen, I wouldn't take the chance.
#318 - couchpillow (10/15/2012) [-]
Thank you very much for the advice kind sir.
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