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#91 - Did no one else notice the lack of exit wound?  [+] (6 replies) 10/05/2016 on His name was Robert Paulson +1
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#96 - ridivey (10/05/2016) [-]
The angle could have made the bullet exit through his mouth rather than the other cheek, but the lighting is too poor to really tell. Also could have been a fake bullet like everyone else is saying.
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#94 - gearmachine (10/05/2016) [-]
If he had used a blank, the gas would have punched a hole in his cheek, but not gone through the other side
#93 - Edensfire (10/05/2016) [-]
In the video, he said he swallowed the bullet. No idea how.
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#92 - rageshaman (10/05/2016) [-]
no I noticed that as well and now im wondering if it is fake or if he is pepsi cause it had to have gone somewhere.
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#95 - grandautisimo (10/05/2016) [-]
probably a gas pistol or a blank shot. no projectile but the expulsed gases still can penetrate and even kill at this distance.
there once was a theatre actor who shot himself in the head and died.
#137 - ibadgeryou (10/06/2016) [-]
actor was Jon Hexum, he was playing Russian roulette with a blank. died in the middle of shooting a tv show.
#29 - No, if we want to have any kind of economic agreement with the…  [+] (1 reply) 06/25/2016 on Brexit: Dawn of a Populist... 0
#33 - kalendric (06/25/2016) [-]
**kalendric used "*roll picture*"**
**kalendric rolled image**>Irregardless
Looks like this is going to be an informed argument already.

>How can you steal a job?
You know, it's a good thing no company ever has exploited someone's undocumented status to cut pay and benefits that are entitled by law and then replaced a large chunk of actual tax-paying citizens with this underpaid workforce. If anybody had done that, you'd look like a real self-righteous jackass. Oh wait.

>"Similar asylum laws...HAVE to accept them...(other ignorant bullshit)
Forgive my paraphrasing on this one, but I think I covered the basics. Anyway, asylum is something you apply for on an individual basis. It documents the applicant and they can be denied the asylum. That's the reason it's become such a huge problem for the EU. EU is threatening economic sanctions against countries that don't completely disregard the asylum process.

>Without the EU's practice of completely disregarding the asylum seeking process, it's going to somehow magically be harder to actually enforce our own because reasons.
Man, I'm all for your right to say whatever stupid shit you feel like, but the implied condition is that you put just a little bit of thought into your words.
#86 - No chocolate 05/30/2016 on Interesting. +3
#88 - I've missed all of this, apparently Captain America is siding …  [+] (1 reply) 05/28/2016 on hydra +2
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#98 - thesovereigngrave (05/28/2016) [-]
Apparently there was something and Marvel said "Guess what? Turns out that Captain America is, and always had been, part of Hydra!" Or something like that.
#23 - I'm english, what's the yellow flag?  [+] (1 reply) 02/19/2016 on Touchdowns out of control 0
#24 - anon (02/19/2016) [-]
It signals a possible foul in American football and some other sports. Once the flag is thrown, all acting referees then review the play and decide collectively whether it was a foul or not, at which point it is decided whether to eject a player, redo that play, penalize the team of the fouled player, or any other number of actions. In some cases, the opposing team may choose to ignore the foul and let it pass.
#82 - what's the harp one from?  [+] (1 reply) 01/26/2016 on Oh Disney part 1 0
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#117 - tepidteal (01/26/2016) [-]
Looks like the Black Cauldron