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#137 - Picture 5 hours ago on So much meaty goodness! 0
#4 - Rather stay away from the state of New York altogether.  [+] (5 new replies) 18 hours ago on In case of apocalypse +53
#16 - amassiveidiot (7 hours ago) [-]
Good ol' Houston, never targeted by natural disasters or apocalypses.
User avatar #15 - greycommotion (8 hours ago) [-]
And Washington.
And Chicago city.

Come to think of it between all the paranormal activity, aliens, plagues, undead, monsters, and environmental disasters, just stay away from America altogether.

Then emigrate to Madagascar. Nothing ever get Madagascar...
User avatar #20 - swampwaterjack (7 hours ago) [-]
im thinking detroit, i mean who gives two fucks about detroit
User avatar #21 - killerliquid (6 hours ago) [-]
Even after an apocalypse, not much will change
User avatar #7 - gameshredder (16 hours ago) [-]
whatchu got against the hotdog state?
#66 - I said it once, and I'll say it again: The next Dark Age will …  [+] (6 new replies) 18 hours ago on Technology replaced... 0
#67 - noschool (18 hours ago) [-]
nah, i think i'll pass on the plagues, inquisitions, and being a serf, that really doesn't sound like an enjoyable life.
User avatar #68 - konradkurze (17 hours ago) [-]
pass on the plagues? yet to see how well the government contains the ebola they made

the inquisition....fbi...cia?

serfdom?....i know a few americans having to work 2 jobs to make ends meet
#70 - noschool (17 hours ago) [-]
has Ebola wiped out 50% of the population? no. a couple people got sick because they were in Africa during an Ebola outbreak and came back to america. Are 90% of Americans poor, uneducated, own no property, no opportunities, and work basically slave labor their whole lives. last time i checked no.
I'm not saying our lives our perfect but they are a hell of a lot better than the dark ages

I can't speak for the fbi and cia but i'm sure you have some sources on the matter. I still wouldn't want to deal with the inquisition
User avatar #72 - konradkurze (17 hours ago) [-]
times change and problems come out in modern ways

given how easy it is to get ebola....we have yet to see how well it gets contained
people arent yet in slavery but we have yet to see how this TPPA thing goes ahead granted its gonna allow corporartions to fuck things up and make life harder for the average people
and i think guantanamo bay was a nice sign of how far the 'national security agencies' are silling to go to round up real or suspected enemis of the state and rteat them like shit till theyre comfortable with what the captives say

hell i work security and i bumped into a couple old buddies when they were out clubbing....we were just standing on the street having a chat and some laughs catching up...cops pulled up, and just loaded 2 of them in the car for "drunk and disorderly' when they werent actually drunk...just excited...and when they questioned what they were being arrested for the cops tagged on 'resisting arrest'

yay free society
#76 - noschool (16 hours ago) [-]
i'm not saying every life is better, or society is perfect, hell corruption and civilization have went hand in hand since the beginning and it will exist into the future. The only real way to get ride of it is to dissolve civilization itself. disease has always been a problem but it has gotten much more manageable with modern health care and we have seen the rapid growth of a middle class that has opportunities in their lives. In the big picture life is better for the masses than it's every been, in my opinion. Modern ways don't create new problems they just reshape old ones.
User avatar #79 - konradkurze (16 hours ago) [-]
well therein lies the problem....people dont learn from history nor try to change the ongoing problems they just invent new ways of ignoring problems and making do because thats 'easier' or 'more cost effective'

also coupled with the main problem of people waving issues off and leaving them for the government to deal with as was the original theme of government in the first place...masses of people waving off responsibility to the control of a few, who make no guarantees of fixing the problems
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#3 - That's one hell of an excuse for better acting.  [+] (5 new replies) 10/23/2014 on only beards can save us +30
User avatar #41 - messerauditore (10/24/2014) [-]
Why does this have 29 thumbs and still no clarification after 9 hours?
User avatar #35 - neokun (10/24/2014) [-]
That sentence literally made no sense.
User avatar #34 - defeats (10/24/2014) [-]
I'd like to know what's you're talking about too...
User avatar #25 - capslockrage (10/23/2014) [-]
I don't get what you're trying to say.

Are you saying his acting is bad or good? Learn how to talk plz.
User avatar #22 - darkjustifier (10/23/2014) [-]
what do you mean?
#12 - Picture 10/22/2014 on Don't Sneeze While You Pee 0
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