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#1495 - I believe in you 8 hours ago on invaderfromthesea's profile 0
#1493 - Thank you for the loving advice again invader. I know its …  [+] (1 new reply) 9 hours ago on invaderfromthesea's profile 0
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#1494 - invaderfromthesea (8 hours ago) [-]
Not really.
Or maybe.
Maybe I can talk.
But I surely can't call them.
#1491 - You're right. You're always right.. I know i have to m…  [+] (3 new replies) 9 hours ago on invaderfromthesea's profile 0
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#1492 - invaderfromthesea (9 hours ago) [-]
Yes, you should move on. But all in its own time. No need to rush. Rushing things usually backfires. I'm just reminding you that all situations are temporal.

Nah.
I'm going back to uni and I need to rent a room. I just... have most unexpected problems. Such as litarally absolutely paralyzing fear of calling potential landlords. You know, it's hard to rent a room when you're unable to talk to people.
#1493 - cosmicswagmstr (9 hours ago) [-]
Thank you for the loving advice again invader.
I know its silly of me to say this but if you're ever in a situation just message me.
Im sure you can talk to a landlord without much hassle.
User avatar
#1494 - invaderfromthesea (8 hours ago) [-]
Not really.
Or maybe.
Maybe I can talk.
But I surely can't call them.
#1489 - I know i realized it was a stupid thing to even think.. I'…  [+] (5 new replies) 10 hours ago on invaderfromthesea's profile 0
#1490 - invaderfromthesea (9 hours ago) [-]
Well, as you could probably see, I already had a serious talk win him. And if we are to believe him, I tend to hit the right spots in my arguments.
What saddens me is how some users almost encouraged him by telling him that talking is pointless, because he already made the decision. People just don't realize that shutting the fuck up is sometimes a valid option.

I can't really feel too much about the situation you're in. I'm... slightly numb emotionally right now. I could probably pity you, but I find pity disgusting. Putting yourself above someone, reassuring them in their miserable state. So I pity only in wrath, when I want to hurt someone.
And for compassion, pity's nobler sibling, I lack experiences that could allow me to relate. Unable to understand, I act somewhat coldish.

But try to let it all out as fast as possible. The play isn't over yet, so you should finish this woeful act as soon as possible and move onto the next one. Because the difference between the ending and the beginning is just a matter of perspective. Let the ending end properly, so the beginning can begin.
Just look at me. Ending of my current act is finally coming to an end. I'm more worried about the next year than I am about the last one. I no longer worry about being locked and slowly going insane. I'm worried more about finding a fucking room to rent and figuring out how I'm supposed to succeed.
#1491 - cosmicswagmstr (9 hours ago) [-]
You're right.
You're always right..
I know i have to move on and go back to my life.
But i can't remember what i have to go back too, if that makes sense.
I've been having so much trouble remembering who i was i don't know what is happening to me.
It has to be the combined stress of work and life. As well as how i feel about all of this, like i failed him and myself. I know this will go away eventually, maybe i'll find an answer or maybe i won't and time will do its thing.
Its just hard to put a foot forward when the body isn't responding to anything except work.
Idk im just being a woeful idiot...
Its okay, just talking to me like this is doing alot for me.
We're both emotionally numb right now which is why its hard to show my face anywhere atm.
Maybe im not numb i just have too much to even handle.
I might be at my wits end.
Enough of this talk, im sure we both have had enough of that...


Oh im sorry to hear that invader.
Is the situation for rent and job availability that rough over there?
Is there anything i can do for you?
User avatar
#1492 - invaderfromthesea (9 hours ago) [-]
Yes, you should move on. But all in its own time. No need to rush. Rushing things usually backfires. I'm just reminding you that all situations are temporal.

Nah.
I'm going back to uni and I need to rent a room. I just... have most unexpected problems. Such as litarally absolutely paralyzing fear of calling potential landlords. You know, it's hard to rent a room when you're unable to talk to people.
#1493 - cosmicswagmstr (9 hours ago) [-]
Thank you for the loving advice again invader.
I know its silly of me to say this but if you're ever in a situation just message me.
Im sure you can talk to a landlord without much hassle.
User avatar
#1494 - invaderfromthesea (8 hours ago) [-]
Not really.
Or maybe.
Maybe I can talk.
But I surely can't call them.
#1487 - Wake up and 3 friends link me to that comment of selling drugs…  [+] (7 new replies) 11 hours ago on invaderfromthesea's profile 0
#1488 - invaderfromthesea (10 hours ago) [-]
What sort of dumb ass question is this?
It's just a coincidence that he got such an offer on rather unfortunate day.
I couldn't possibly be more certain you have nothing to do with this mess.
#1489 - cosmicswagmstr (10 hours ago) [-]
I know i realized it was a stupid thing to even think..
I'm just being taken over by my emotions the last few days logic is being thrown out the window.
Im still so upset at myself, but what you've said the other day, those words are still ringing in my head.
They're the only thing that's keeping me from calling work and asking for a few days off.
#1490 - invaderfromthesea (9 hours ago) [-]
Well, as you could probably see, I already had a serious talk win him. And if we are to believe him, I tend to hit the right spots in my arguments.
What saddens me is how some users almost encouraged him by telling him that talking is pointless, because he already made the decision. People just don't realize that shutting the fuck up is sometimes a valid option.

I can't really feel too much about the situation you're in. I'm... slightly numb emotionally right now. I could probably pity you, but I find pity disgusting. Putting yourself above someone, reassuring them in their miserable state. So I pity only in wrath, when I want to hurt someone.
And for compassion, pity's nobler sibling, I lack experiences that could allow me to relate. Unable to understand, I act somewhat coldish.

But try to let it all out as fast as possible. The play isn't over yet, so you should finish this woeful act as soon as possible and move onto the next one. Because the difference between the ending and the beginning is just a matter of perspective. Let the ending end properly, so the beginning can begin.
Just look at me. Ending of my current act is finally coming to an end. I'm more worried about the next year than I am about the last one. I no longer worry about being locked and slowly going insane. I'm worried more about finding a fucking room to rent and figuring out how I'm supposed to succeed.
#1491 - cosmicswagmstr (9 hours ago) [-]
You're right.
You're always right..
I know i have to move on and go back to my life.
But i can't remember what i have to go back too, if that makes sense.
I've been having so much trouble remembering who i was i don't know what is happening to me.
It has to be the combined stress of work and life. As well as how i feel about all of this, like i failed him and myself. I know this will go away eventually, maybe i'll find an answer or maybe i won't and time will do its thing.
Its just hard to put a foot forward when the body isn't responding to anything except work.
Idk im just being a woeful idiot...
Its okay, just talking to me like this is doing alot for me.
We're both emotionally numb right now which is why its hard to show my face anywhere atm.
Maybe im not numb i just have too much to even handle.
I might be at my wits end.
Enough of this talk, im sure we both have had enough of that...


Oh im sorry to hear that invader.
Is the situation for rent and job availability that rough over there?
Is there anything i can do for you?
User avatar
#1492 - invaderfromthesea (9 hours ago) [-]
Yes, you should move on. But all in its own time. No need to rush. Rushing things usually backfires. I'm just reminding you that all situations are temporal.

Nah.
I'm going back to uni and I need to rent a room. I just... have most unexpected problems. Such as litarally absolutely paralyzing fear of calling potential landlords. You know, it's hard to rent a room when you're unable to talk to people.
#1493 - cosmicswagmstr (9 hours ago) [-]
Thank you for the loving advice again invader.
I know its silly of me to say this but if you're ever in a situation just message me.
Im sure you can talk to a landlord without much hassle.
User avatar
#1494 - invaderfromthesea (8 hours ago) [-]
Not really.
Or maybe.
Maybe I can talk.
But I surely can't call them.
#834 - It has been a while since i've talked to you. I hope you'r…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2016 on taoka's profile 0
#835 - taoka (08/28/2016) [-]
It's only for 3 months for work. It's in Rhodes and I'm a waitress in 4-star hotel.
And in 17 days I'm flying back.

Thank you for everything o/
#1460 - i'll try 08/27/2016 on invaderfromthesea's profile 0
#1458 - I don't know what you're talking about now I won't be…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/27/2016 on invaderfromthesea's profile 0
User avatar
#1459 - invaderfromthesea (08/27/2016) [-]
It's simple. To help means to help, not to do something for them.
It's a cooperation. And if they refuse to cooperate, you can't help them.
And if they can't cooperate with you, help you help themselves so to say, they can't help themselves. OK, this part isn't simple, but maybe you'll get it...
#1487 - cosmicswagmstr (11 hours ago) [-]
Wake up and 3 friends link me to that comment of selling drugs immediately...
Is that my fault?
#1488 - invaderfromthesea (10 hours ago) [-]
What sort of dumb ass question is this?
It's just a coincidence that he got such an offer on rather unfortunate day.
I couldn't possibly be more certain you have nothing to do with this mess.
#1489 - cosmicswagmstr (10 hours ago) [-]
I know i realized it was a stupid thing to even think..
I'm just being taken over by my emotions the last few days logic is being thrown out the window.
Im still so upset at myself, but what you've said the other day, those words are still ringing in my head.
They're the only thing that's keeping me from calling work and asking for a few days off.
#1490 - invaderfromthesea (9 hours ago) [-]
Well, as you could probably see, I already had a serious talk win him. And if we are to believe him, I tend to hit the right spots in my arguments.
What saddens me is how some users almost encouraged him by telling him that talking is pointless, because he already made the decision. People just don't realize that shutting the fuck up is sometimes a valid option.

I can't really feel too much about the situation you're in. I'm... slightly numb emotionally right now. I could probably pity you, but I find pity disgusting. Putting yourself above someone, reassuring them in their miserable state. So I pity only in wrath, when I want to hurt someone.
And for compassion, pity's nobler sibling, I lack experiences that could allow me to relate. Unable to understand, I act somewhat coldish.

But try to let it all out as fast as possible. The play isn't over yet, so you should finish this woeful act as soon as possible and move onto the next one. Because the difference between the ending and the beginning is just a matter of perspective. Let the ending end properly, so the beginning can begin.
Just look at me. Ending of my current act is finally coming to an end. I'm more worried about the next year than I am about the last one. I no longer worry about being locked and slowly going insane. I'm worried more about finding a fucking room to rent and figuring out how I'm supposed to succeed.
#1491 - cosmicswagmstr (9 hours ago) [-]
You're right.
You're always right..
I know i have to move on and go back to my life.
But i can't remember what i have to go back too, if that makes sense.
I've been having so much trouble remembering who i was i don't know what is happening to me.
It has to be the combined stress of work and life. As well as how i feel about all of this, like i failed him and myself. I know this will go away eventually, maybe i'll find an answer or maybe i won't and time will do its thing.
Its just hard to put a foot forward when the body isn't responding to anything except work.
Idk im just being a woeful idiot...
Its okay, just talking to me like this is doing alot for me.
We're both emotionally numb right now which is why its hard to show my face anywhere atm.
Maybe im not numb i just have too much to even handle.
I might be at my wits end.
Enough of this talk, im sure we both have had enough of that...


Oh im sorry to hear that invader.
Is the situation for rent and job availability that rough over there?
Is there anything i can do for you?
User avatar
#1492 - invaderfromthesea (9 hours ago) [-]
Yes, you should move on. But all in its own time. No need to rush. Rushing things usually backfires. I'm just reminding you that all situations are temporal.

Nah.
I'm going back to uni and I need to rent a room. I just... have most unexpected problems. Such as litarally absolutely paralyzing fear of calling potential landlords. You know, it's hard to rent a room when you're unable to talk to people.
#1493 - cosmicswagmstr (9 hours ago) [-]
Thank you for the loving advice again invader.
I know its silly of me to say this but if you're ever in a situation just message me.
Im sure you can talk to a landlord without much hassle.
User avatar
#1494 - invaderfromthesea (8 hours ago) [-]
Not really.
Or maybe.
Maybe I can talk.
But I surely can't call them.
User avatar
#1460 - cosmicswagmstr (08/27/2016) [-]
i'll try
#1456 - yes  [+] (12 new replies) 08/27/2016 on invaderfromthesea's profile 0
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#1457 - invaderfromthesea (08/27/2016) [-]
Let me tell you this:
No one can help you if you can't help yourself.
So as long as he refuses to help himself, your help is futile. I've learned this the hard way, now it's your turn.
#1458 - cosmicswagmstr (08/27/2016) [-]
I don't know what you're talking about now
I won't be sure
idk if i ever will be
im so scared now
im going to hear you out
And repeat those words till death
Until i understand..
Thank you Invader
User avatar
#1459 - invaderfromthesea (08/27/2016) [-]
It's simple. To help means to help, not to do something for them.
It's a cooperation. And if they refuse to cooperate, you can't help them.
And if they can't cooperate with you, help you help themselves so to say, they can't help themselves. OK, this part isn't simple, but maybe you'll get it...
#1487 - cosmicswagmstr (11 hours ago) [-]
Wake up and 3 friends link me to that comment of selling drugs immediately...
Is that my fault?
#1488 - invaderfromthesea (10 hours ago) [-]
What sort of dumb ass question is this?
It's just a coincidence that he got such an offer on rather unfortunate day.
I couldn't possibly be more certain you have nothing to do with this mess.
#1489 - cosmicswagmstr (10 hours ago) [-]
I know i realized it was a stupid thing to even think..
I'm just being taken over by my emotions the last few days logic is being thrown out the window.
Im still so upset at myself, but what you've said the other day, those words are still ringing in my head.
They're the only thing that's keeping me from calling work and asking for a few days off.
#1490 - invaderfromthesea (9 hours ago) [-]
Well, as you could probably see, I already had a serious talk win him. And if we are to believe him, I tend to hit the right spots in my arguments.
What saddens me is how some users almost encouraged him by telling him that talking is pointless, because he already made the decision. People just don't realize that shutting the fuck up is sometimes a valid option.

I can't really feel too much about the situation you're in. I'm... slightly numb emotionally right now. I could probably pity you, but I find pity disgusting. Putting yourself above someone, reassuring them in their miserable state. So I pity only in wrath, when I want to hurt someone.
And for compassion, pity's nobler sibling, I lack experiences that could allow me to relate. Unable to understand, I act somewhat coldish.

But try to let it all out as fast as possible. The play isn't over yet, so you should finish this woeful act as soon as possible and move onto the next one. Because the difference between the ending and the beginning is just a matter of perspective. Let the ending end properly, so the beginning can begin.
Just look at me. Ending of my current act is finally coming to an end. I'm more worried about the next year than I am about the last one. I no longer worry about being locked and slowly going insane. I'm worried more about finding a fucking room to rent and figuring out how I'm supposed to succeed.
#1491 - cosmicswagmstr (9 hours ago) [-]
You're right.
You're always right..
I know i have to move on and go back to my life.
But i can't remember what i have to go back too, if that makes sense.
I've been having so much trouble remembering who i was i don't know what is happening to me.
It has to be the combined stress of work and life. As well as how i feel about all of this, like i failed him and myself. I know this will go away eventually, maybe i'll find an answer or maybe i won't and time will do its thing.
Its just hard to put a foot forward when the body isn't responding to anything except work.
Idk im just being a woeful idiot...
Its okay, just talking to me like this is doing alot for me.
We're both emotionally numb right now which is why its hard to show my face anywhere atm.
Maybe im not numb i just have too much to even handle.
I might be at my wits end.
Enough of this talk, im sure we both have had enough of that...


Oh im sorry to hear that invader.
Is the situation for rent and job availability that rough over there?
Is there anything i can do for you?
User avatar
#1492 - invaderfromthesea (9 hours ago) [-]
Yes, you should move on. But all in its own time. No need to rush. Rushing things usually backfires. I'm just reminding you that all situations are temporal.

Nah.
I'm going back to uni and I need to rent a room. I just... have most unexpected problems. Such as litarally absolutely paralyzing fear of calling potential landlords. You know, it's hard to rent a room when you're unable to talk to people.
#1493 - cosmicswagmstr (9 hours ago) [-]
Thank you for the loving advice again invader.
I know its silly of me to say this but if you're ever in a situation just message me.
Im sure you can talk to a landlord without much hassle.
User avatar
#1494 - invaderfromthesea (8 hours ago) [-]
Not really.
Or maybe.
Maybe I can talk.
But I surely can't call them.
User avatar
#1460 - cosmicswagmstr (08/27/2016) [-]
i'll try
#1453 - okay  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2016 on invaderfromthesea's profile 0
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#1455 - invaderfromthesea (08/27/2016) [-]
>>1454,