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Date Signed Up:8/18/2011
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    All my wat? All my wat?

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#190 - My other Glorious Admin is the owner of a hentai website and m… 02/08/2015 on Addy question 0
#53 - I'd like to play a game. Go to deviantart and type in (your na…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/28/2015 on Sonic +2
#97 - lotrfan (01/28/2015) [-]
Michael the Hedgehog So much autism...
#93 - Blackdrama (01/28/2015) [-]
Martin The Hedhehog
#84 - sabcy (01/28/2015) [-]
sebastian the hedgehog.
User avatar #65 - gabeinated (01/28/2015) [-]
Sorry, we found no relevant results.

I yam heeden
User avatar #64 - schneidend (01/28/2015) [-]
Don't even need to go to deviant art. Just type it in google.
#24 - Jesus...  [+] (42 new replies) 01/27/2015 on Im Not Scared at All +2
#38 - religonexplain (01/27/2015) [-]
nigga that's a level 12 demon right there cross aint gonna stop that shit you need to get the fuck outta dodge and burn your house with fire then put that shit out with holy water
#116 - religonexplain (01/28/2015) [-]
we here now you dodge and stab in the back of the skull decapitating his 2nd head
User avatar #94 - necrophyxia (01/27/2015) [-]
See? No worries.
#95 - religonexplain (01/27/2015) [-]
indeed they fell quite easy but we must face the necromancers champion before we can dispel his evil
User avatar #96 - necrophyxia (01/27/2015) [-]
I am the hammer AND the anvil for Torag. These spawn are naught but slag in the wake of my blows.
#97 - religonexplain (01/27/2015) [-]
truly but by the number of the risen i believe he may be more powerful than we thought
User avatar #98 - necrophyxia (01/27/2015) [-]
His power is of no concern. I am a vessel of my god, his power is beyond comprehension and I am an instrument of his will.
#99 - religonexplain (01/27/2015) [-]
our enemy lies behind that door i know this because the upside down cross
User avatar #100 - necrophyxia (01/27/2015) [-]
Holy Rage -An infusion of pure divine energy that is channeled thorugh the user to produce effects of Rage equivalent to the sum of the PC's Paladin and Barbarian levels [13/17] Empowers spells by a level grade equal to 1/3 of the highest level rounded up [6]- This door shall be as dust before my almighty conviction! -raises hammer once more to strike it down-
#101 - religonexplain (01/27/2015) [-]
OR we could open it cause its unlocked
User avatar #102 - necrophyxia (01/27/2015) [-]
I would rather dash his machinations in the name of my God. All that is impure must be purged.
#103 - religonexplain (01/27/2015) [-]
very well continue
User avatar #104 - necrophyxia (01/27/2015) [-]
-Swings his divinely enchanted hammer-
#105 - religonexplain (01/27/2015) [-]
.....well fuck me
User avatar #106 - necrophyxia (01/27/2015) [-]
Ah, a worth opponent -still under the effect of Holy Rage- But you too shall be of dust before the might of the Highest of Holy ones. Vengeful Smite -Spell damage + weapon damage when using a appropriate weapon as a casting element [Hammer] + charisma/will mod. Holy Rage's bonus to spell level is doubled. [Total level bonus is 12 + 17 base]. Ignores Skeletal damage resistance. Higher critical rate against Evil natured targets-
#107 - religonexplain (01/27/2015) [-]
the creature is hit but it has 3 souls trapped inside so crits are a no go but 1 head implodes on hit so that is one down 2 to go
User avatar #109 - necrophyxia (01/27/2015) [-]
-A grin splits my face under my helm- Finally a beast worthy of more than one blow, but rest assured beast, I will fell you. Flames of Convition. -Spell damage + weapon damage when using a appropriate weapon as a casting element [Hammer] + charisma/wisdom mod. Bonus from Holy Rage [6]. Persistent spell. The flames are fired in a conic fashion and cling to the target for turns equal to how many points it fails the will save by. If it passes the will save, only one turn of damage is dealt. Will save must equal or surpass spell level plus charisma/wisdom mods [43]-
#110 - religonexplain (01/27/2015) [-]
the beast is hit but its swings and hits you with its mace * you are knocked back and are bleeding -6hp per turn until healed or beast is defeated
User avatar #111 - necrophyxia (01/27/2015) [-]
Retribution -Replaces Holy Rage- You shall pay for that -I reach down and coat my hammer in a few drops of blood rolling down from a dent in my armor before charging in to smash the beast with a Holly charged hammer- -Retribution enhances the raw damage of basic attacks by spell level plus the total lost health which is calculated before every attack rather than at the end of a round-
#114 - religonexplain (01/28/2015) [-]
*the beast dodges* (it appears that the beast gets stronger as the amount of souls decreases) *it attacks* roll for if you dodge or not
User avatar #115 - necrophyxia (01/28/2015) [-]
**necrophyxia used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**necrophyxia rolls 19**
#108 - religonexplain (01/27/2015) [-]
*sniper of admin* (bonus damage if head shot if target is not evil than user takes -5 hp)
User avatar #53 - necrophyxia (01/27/2015) [-]
Or don't be a bitch nigga and roll initiative. that bitch HAS to have some dope ass loot
#75 - religonexplain (01/27/2015) [-]
nigga you need to to sit the fuck down cause that bitch will skullfuck the hell outta you when you sleep you gotta get the bitch's necromancer or destroy that bitches place of origin cause no bitch moves that fast unless they getting power form an outside source trust me i know what I'm doing
User avatar #76 - necrophyxia (01/27/2015) [-]
You underestimate my prestige. And my dedication to stupid team wipes
#77 - religonexplain (01/27/2015) [-]
if you're so dead set, then be my guest and walk down there cause I'm like 90% sure that's where the bitch came from also watch for skeleton guards
User avatar #78 - necrophyxia (01/27/2015) [-]
Magic weapon. Their damage resistance means nothing to me
#79 - religonexplain (01/27/2015) [-]
well then no more beating around the bush. lets go then
#80 - necrophyxia (01/27/2015) [-]
I was born for this. they will rue the days they decided to oppose the light
#81 - religonexplain (01/27/2015) [-]
left or right
User avatar #82 - necrophyxia (01/27/2015) [-]
As a vessel for my God. I can be nothing but right
#83 - religonexplain (01/27/2015) [-]
damnit deadend
User avatar #84 - necrophyxia (01/27/2015) [-]
In the name of Torag, this wall SHALL FALL -raises a hammer infused with his divine energy, ready to swing-
#85 - religonexplain (01/27/2015) [-]
well ill be damned there is a room behind the wall
User avatar #86 - necrophyxia (01/27/2015) [-]
Torag grants me might AND wisdom. -Detect Conviction-
#87 - religonexplain (01/27/2015) [-]
well there may be guards cause this room appears to be a to be an army rest room but only 1 or 2
User avatar #88 - necrophyxia (01/27/2015) [-]
-Combines divination and evocations skills- Scouring light. -find and destroy evil creature-
#89 - religonexplain (01/27/2015) [-]
well that sounds like it hit some thing let's check it out
User avatar #90 - necrophyxia (01/27/2015) [-]
-holds up his hammer once more- Holy illumination -moves forward with a beacon of holy light to allow ease of sight-
#91 - religonexplain (01/27/2015) [-]
...............fuck
#93 - religonexplain (01/27/2015) [-]
FOR THE LORD
User avatar #92 - necrophyxia (01/27/2015) [-]
You disappoint me, Necromancer. Holy lightning. -Spell damage + weapon damage when using a appropriate weapon as a casting element [Hammer] + charisma/will mod. Leaps to a second target if the initial is killed. Targets enemies in a five meter cone past the 'main' target-
#3193 - Hentai moderation is serious business. 01/26/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
#56 - And now we wait for added sense from people falling into the d… 01/26/2015 on And he was never seen again.. 0
#231 - As a hentai moderator, this is pretty accurate. 01/26/2015 on Best Korea 0
#1190 - Test 01/21/2015 on coshocker's profile 0
#98 - Are you referring to my Modding nickname? I hear it m… 01/21/2015 on Looking for a new mod +5
#53 - Don't even remind me, I still have to mod for that **** too... 01/21/2015 on Looking for a new mod +8
#34 - Not really hentai videos, but more like hentai mangas.... and …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Looking for a new mod +27
#44 - BambisMother (01/21/2015) [-]
Oh god dont remind me of that fucking Trypophilic one... the horror
#535 - cackrel (01/21/2015) [-]
Links or it didn't happen.
#544 - BambisMother (01/21/2015) [-]
imgur.com/a/krm8U
Bitch you asked for it.
User avatar #604 - cackrel (01/22/2015) [-]
I've seen worse.
#143 - darthsalias (01/21/2015) [-]
dragonage
#53 - coshocker (01/21/2015) [-]
Don't even remind me, I still have to mod for that shit too...

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User avatar #1190 - coshocker (01/21/2015) [-]
Test
#1186 - coshocker (11/18/2014) [-]
**coshocker rolled image**
User avatar #1187 to #1186 - coshocker (11/18/2014) [-]
**coshocker rolls 69**
User avatar #1188 to #1187 - coshocker (11/18/2014) [-]
**coshocker rolled user jettom **
#1183 - coshocker (11/18/2014) [-]
**coshocker rolled image**
User avatar #1184 to #1183 - coshocker (11/18/2014) [-]
**coshocker rolls 56**
User avatar #1185 to #1184 - coshocker (11/18/2014) [-]
**coshocker rolled user andranadu **
#1180 - coshocker (11/18/2014) [-]
**coshocker rolled image**
User avatar #1181 to #1180 - coshocker (11/18/2014) [-]
**coshocker rolls 82**
User avatar #1182 to #1181 - coshocker (11/18/2014) [-]
**coshocker rolled user dndxplain **
#1176 - coshocker (11/18/2014) [-]
**coshocker rolled image**
User avatar #1178 to #1176 - coshocker (11/18/2014) [-]
**coshocker rolls 28**
User avatar #1179 to #1178 - coshocker (11/18/2014) [-]
**coshocker rolled user playercz **
#1171 - coshocker (11/17/2014) [-]
**coshocker rolled image**
User avatar #1172 to #1171 - coshocker (11/17/2014) [-]
**coshocker rolls 57**
User avatar #1173 to #1172 - coshocker (11/17/2014) [-]
**coshocker rolled user repostforlife **
#1168 - coshocker (11/17/2014) [-]
**coshocker rolled image**
User avatar #1169 to #1168 - coshocker (11/17/2014) [-]
**coshocker rolls 77**
User avatar #1170 to #1169 - coshocker (11/17/2014) [-]
**coshocker rolled user aczzoh **
#1165 - coshocker (11/17/2014) [-]
**coshocker rolled image**
**coshocker rolled image**
User avatar #1166 to #1165 - coshocker (11/17/2014) [-]
**coshocker rolls 65**
User avatar #1167 to #1166 - coshocker (11/17/2014) [-]
**coshocker rolled user fausticorn **
User avatar #1164 - coshocker (11/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #1160 - prycebear (03/28/2014) [-]
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Yesssss this is totes it no?
User avatar #1162 to #1160 - coshocker (03/29/2014) [-]
I will not say, yes or no. Best bet would be to look in the comments.

Don't want the MayAids incident to happen again.
User avatar #1163 to #1162 - prycebear (03/29/2014) [-]
Ok, I want expecting a Yes or No as you said you wouldn't reveal the name but it wasnt too hard
User avatar #1156 - qazlord (03/27/2014) [-]
**** i really wanted to know what you hentai site was but i saw the comment saying that the last time you gave it out to someone the mayaids incident happened. although can you at least tell me why role playing is bannable?
User avatar #1157 to #1156 - callmemrtiggles (03/27/2014) [-]
Hey Friend...
this is for you.

www.funnyjunk.com/user/coshocker/1155#1155
Tell no one.
User avatar #1158 to #1157 - qazlord (03/27/2014) [-]
thanks
#1159 to #1158 - qazlord (03/27/2014) [-]
forgot the pic
User avatar #1161 to #1154 - coshocker (03/29/2014) [-]
Errr... Yes? You wanted to ask something?
User avatar #1153 - meebobear (03/26/2014) [-]
what is the hentai site you moderate?
User avatar #1155 to #1153 - flawlesswinz (03/27/2014) [-]
luscious
User avatar #1148 - yoshiware (02/20/2014) [-]
Poopoo kiwi-head.
#1149 to #1148 - coshocker (02/20/2014) [-]
Shut up ya faggot!
#1150 to #1149 - yoshiware (02/20/2014) [-]
Just checking if you still go on this site.
User avatar #1151 to #1150 - coshocker (02/21/2014) [-]
Yeah I still go on here. Why wouldn't I?
User avatar #1152 to #1151 - yoshiware (02/22/2014) [-]
Well I thought you didn't have time that much.
User avatar #1141 - orrisic (12/20/2013) [-]
I herd you have an alt account that hit -400, is this true?
User avatar #1142 to #1141 - coshocker (12/20/2013) [-]
Yeah it's true... But I gave up on it when things started to lighten up with the "trolls" I just stopped. Admin got pissed when this happened when I was "cheating the system". To be honest, he was just pissy because he didn't realize how flawed it was.

I never intended to piss off Admin, it just sort of happened and I'd rather be on mutual terms with him if anything. Never once I've managed to piss off an Admin before, if anything they always end up coming to me asking for help, that's how I've managed to become a hentai moderator.
User avatar #1143 to #1142 - orrisic (12/20/2013) [-]
So wait, you quit before or after you hit -400? If you quit after, I don't see how it would piss admin off.
User avatar #1144 to #1143 - coshocker (12/20/2013) [-]
I never reached the -400 because during the process, Admin pera banned my dummy account that was getting red thumbs. I created another one but it didn't get as far. When I did create the other dummy account, the "troll" have ceased the massiveness ********* comments. The account is still lingering though when something like this does happen again.
User avatar #1145 to #1144 - orrisic (12/20/2013) [-]
He banned it... **** , so nobody's reached -400 yet. How far did you get?
User avatar #1146 to #1145 - coshocker (12/21/2013) [-]
I got to -240 I think, I was only half way there. Not sure if anyone has reached that far yet.
User avatar #1147 to #1146 - orrisic (12/21/2013) [-]
Actually, it get's much much harder as you progress.
User avatar #1140 - coshocker (12/14/2013) [-]
Test
#1137 - coshocker (12/08/2013) [-]
**coshocker rolled user Shiny **

I'm bored... So you can choose to ignore this or have a chat with me.
User avatar #1139 to #1137 - Shiny (12/08/2013) [-]
WELL FINE
#1140 to #1139 - coshocker (12/08/2013) [-]
Sorry, at the Party Admin is holding
Sorry, at the Party Admin is holding
User avatar #1138 to #1137 - Shiny (12/08/2013) [-]
Hi.
#1136 to #1135 - coshocker (12/08/2013) [-]
Ummm... Who the 			****		 are you?
Ummm... Who the **** are you?
#1133 - insanefreak (11/17/2013) [-]
Waiting for more comments or content to thumb on with the other account. I'm not partaking in a thumb orgie, as little addy fears, but you do have my full support. Stay strong!

Insane Freak out
User avatar #1132 - doomedalive (11/15/2013) [-]
Genius, just... Genius xD

lets do this again some time!
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