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Date Signed Up:11/16/2011
Last Login:10/19/2014
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Level 216 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Content: Comedic Genius
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Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 232 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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    Makes sense. Makes sense.
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    4chan win 4chan win
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    Women logic Women logic
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    True story. True story.
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    Counter-attacking like a boss Counter-attacking like a boss
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    SLAP SLAP
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    Happy birthday! Happy birthday!
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    *Lick* *Lick*
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#28 - Straight from reddit.. 06/28/2013 on Cannot fast travel with... -11
#59 - I'd still tap that. 11/25/2012 on Bitches be nasty! +1
#50 - Nope sorry. only have 1 of that  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2012 on cortanix's profile 0
User avatar #51 - battlerifle (11/02/2012) [-]
please, ill give you something you dont have for item count
#1290704 - so, as someone who collected a lot of stuff from the start of … 11/02/2012 on Play items 0
#468 - replying so that I may find this picture again. 11/01/2012 on sloth 0
#125 - yes, thank you. 11/01/2012 on Gears of War 3 +1
#11 - The moment in GoW 2 where the though ass ***** ki…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/28/2012 on Gears of War 3 +8
User avatar #24 - justsambino (10/28/2012) [-]
What is though ass
User avatar #26 - albertjester (10/28/2012) [-]
i think he means tough ass.
User avatar #125 - cortanix (11/01/2012) [-]
yes, thank you.
User avatar #20 - mkchillin (10/28/2012) [-]
Tai Kaliso
#64 - me too 10/28/2012 on dog pics timeapse +5
#43 - I had the same, and I still do it now, but I can control it mostly 10/26/2012 on OCD +1
#90 - Their content is better than ours.. But everyone knows our con…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/26/2012 on When someone tells me to... +11
User avatar #164 - sexualpickle (10/26/2012) [-]
Their content is 50% pictures that are just reaction pictures or pictures without funny.
The rest of it is reposts.
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User avatar #49 - battlerifle (11/02/2012) [-]
can i buy rare spell book please?
User avatar #50 to #49 - cortanix (11/02/2012) [-]
Nope sorry. only have 1 of that
User avatar #51 to #50 - battlerifle (11/02/2012) [-]
please, ill give you something you dont have for item count
User avatar #43 - fluffylittlebunny (09/07/2012) [-]
fj coin for old gold ring? or tictoc?
User avatar #44 to #43 - cortanix (09/07/2012) [-]
what is tictoc?
User avatar #45 to #44 - fluffylittlebunny (09/07/2012) [-]
oh, sorry, Thumb gear
User avatar #41 - fluffylittlebunny (09/07/2012) [-]
my coin for your blue fish?
User avatar #42 to #41 - cortanix (09/07/2012) [-]
No thx ;)
User avatar #26 - antimedic (09/04/2012) [-]
Caesar for piss, and demon skull??
User avatar #28 to #26 - cortanix (09/04/2012) [-]
Demon skull is worth more than caesar. There is a reason u have like 5 of him ;)
User avatar #29 to #28 - antimedic (09/04/2012) [-]
:P Piss and 2 strange cubes??
User avatar #30 to #29 - cortanix (09/04/2012) [-]
There is less piss out there than caesar also.. Check the new ranking system man :P
User avatar #31 to #30 - antimedic (09/04/2012) [-]
thats cuz it just started to drop today....5 hours ago maybe if that -_-
User avatar #32 to #31 - cortanix (09/04/2012) [-]
True, but they only drop 1 at a time.. And there is 17 types of alcohol.. But I'd be willing to trade it for 1 dolan :D
User avatar #33 to #32 - antimedic (09/04/2012) [-]
nah hes discontinued
User avatar #34 to #33 - cortanix (09/04/2012) [-]
caesar then?
User avatar #35 to #34 - antimedic (09/04/2012) [-]
i want demon skull and piss for caesar haha
User avatar #36 to #35 - cortanix (09/04/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/text/4069454/Items+Ranking

Check this. only 64 demon skull in total.
User avatar #37 to #36 - antimedic (09/04/2012) [-]
fair enough, still giving you 5x point value :P
User avatar #39 to #37 - cortanix (09/04/2012) [-]
Will also add a few presidents.. U get my point now? :P
User avatar #38 to #37 - cortanix (09/04/2012) [-]
So, its ok if I give u 1x throwing star for Dolan, some alcohol and crystal monster? :D
User avatar #40 to #38 - antimedic (09/04/2012) [-]
throwing star, alcohol, and crystal monster for my dolan?? is that what you tradeing?
User avatar #23 - antimedic (09/04/2012) [-]
can i trade for your piss?
User avatar #24 to #23 - cortanix (09/04/2012) [-]
For?
User avatar #25 to #24 - antimedic (09/04/2012) [-]
whatcha want
User avatar #27 to #25 - cortanix (09/04/2012) [-]
Crystal monster?
User avatar #21 - estevan (09/04/2012) [-]
Pony piss for blood?
User avatar #22 to #21 - cortanix (09/04/2012) [-]
Deal.
User avatar #19 - pandacub (09/02/2012) [-]
Hey bro, please can I have one of your gold ring as you have dupes of it :)
Let me know what you want for trade
User avatar #20 to #19 - pandacub (09/02/2012) [-]
I guess you're not trading then. Oh well maybe we'll trade something in the future
User avatar #16 - dogfat (09/02/2012) [-]
what for your cart of gold, ill offer a raptor?
User avatar #17 to #16 - cortanix (09/02/2012) [-]
No sorry, discounted rares not for trade unless they're dupes ;)
User avatar #18 to #17 - dogfat (09/02/2012) [-]
aww ok.
User avatar #15 - evllbunny (08/31/2012) [-]
hey ill give you a throwing star for your wyrm statue
a 25k item for a 15k item
User avatar #14 - hypercritical (08/28/2012) [-]
dude i cant send you the requests because when you trade with a user, you can only ask for that item once before they accept it, so you need to send me the requests
User avatar #10 - doctorhitmarker ONLINE (08/28/2012) [-]
Give you a James Brown, Strange cube and book of human sacrifice for the demon skull?
User avatar #12 to #10 - cortanix (08/28/2012) [-]
That is not a dupe, but I will look into it and see when I come home and have thought more about it.
User avatar #13 to #12 - doctorhitmarker ONLINE (08/28/2012) [-]
Okay thanks :)
User avatar #9 - xkmarcus (08/28/2012) [-]
I'll give you sandwich statue, velosiraptor, or ceaser for your demon skull?
User avatar #11 to #9 - cortanix (08/28/2012) [-]
That is not a dupe, but I will look into it and see when I come home and have thought more about it.
User avatar #3 - xxcrasherxx (08/23/2012) [-]
For dolan, just give me 2 more cubes for junk items please
User avatar #4 to #3 - xxcrasherxx (08/23/2012) [-]
Or actually 1.
User avatar #5 to #4 - cortanix (08/23/2012) [-]
sure :)
User avatar #2 - allnamesrgone (08/14/2012) [-]
anything you want for your jimmy rustler?> you have a double
im willing to offer just about any leader , cookies, pies, or even a 3k death knight
User avatar #1 - spiceh (08/13/2012) [-]
thank you sir ^_^
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