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#2254 - Nah they're my friends. I told them "I have almost never …  [+] (1 new reply) 11 hours ago on corporate's profile 0
User avatar #2255 - axxein (11 hours ago) [-]
oh that explains it then, i was thinking it was weird, since i knew one of them was one of the common backroom people i was thinking "wow really he's trolling corp? isn't he one of the backroom people? what happened?"

thanks for the clarification <3
#2251 - I'll trade you my ps4 for your n64 I want it. I would play…  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on corporate's profile 0
User avatar #2252 - drifloon (20 hours ago) [-]
N64s are only like 70 bucks on ebay, i'd hold onto that ps4. I used to have an SNES too before it died a loyal old age. I just googled them right now for reference and the box for one by itself is selling for $60 haha
And yeah for sure
#2249 - Yeah I haven't played any f the games since like heart gold ha…  [+] (3 new replies) 21 hours ago on corporate's profile 0
User avatar #2250 - drifloon (20 hours ago) [-]
I used to have a 3ds but I thought I wouldn't need it anymore so i gave it to my friend. B+W was announced like the next month. I almost cried lol
Yeah the only console I currently have is an N64.
User avatar #2251 - corporate (20 hours ago) [-]
I'll trade you my ps4 for your n64 I want it.
I would play that shit all day.
I really want a SNES.
Let's play some classic pokemon some time
User avatar #2252 - drifloon (20 hours ago) [-]
N64s are only like 70 bucks on ebay, i'd hold onto that ps4. I used to have an SNES too before it died a loyal old age. I just googled them right now for reference and the box for one by itself is selling for $60 haha
And yeah for sure
#2247 - Drifloons are cute. But are they as cute as celebi? Like …  [+] (5 new replies) 21 hours ago on corporate's profile 0
#2248 - drifloon (21 hours ago) [-]
Um, everything's cuter than celebi. Real talk though, dedenne is cutest pokemon.
I haven't. QnQ Wish I could. Starving college student can't afford consoles or games.
User avatar #2249 - corporate (21 hours ago) [-]
Yeah I haven't played any f the games since like heart gold haha. I don't really like all the new stuff. But i wanna play The new Emerald. It looks awesome. But I don't have a 3ds... I'm too poor for those luxuries.
Yeah He's adorable goddamn haha.
I do have a PS4 though which is nice.
User avatar #2250 - drifloon (20 hours ago) [-]
I used to have a 3ds but I thought I wouldn't need it anymore so i gave it to my friend. B+W was announced like the next month. I almost cried lol
Yeah the only console I currently have is an N64.
User avatar #2251 - corporate (20 hours ago) [-]
I'll trade you my ps4 for your n64 I want it.
I would play that shit all day.
I really want a SNES.
Let's play some classic pokemon some time
User avatar #2252 - drifloon (20 hours ago) [-]
N64s are only like 70 bucks on ebay, i'd hold onto that ps4. I used to have an SNES too before it died a loyal old age. I just googled them right now for reference and the box for one by itself is selling for $60 haha
And yeah for sure
#2245 - Oh I dunno I just felt like you were a fan. Eh, in englan…  [+] (7 new replies) 21 hours ago on corporate's profile 0
User avatar #2246 - drifloon (21 hours ago) [-]
Well technically here in California you get a 4 year bumper for if a freshman in high school is dating a senior or whatever, but only if the minor's parents are okay with it. It's all complicated and dumb.

And yeah obviously. Drifloon sucks combat wise. It's small and cute though, and I'm small and cute so it seemed like a good username. :3
User avatar #2247 - corporate (21 hours ago) [-]
Drifloons are cute. But are they as cute as celebi?
Like c'mon that cute little onion with the big eyes. He's a cute time traveling onion baby :3

Have you played the recent games?
#2248 - drifloon (21 hours ago) [-]
Um, everything's cuter than celebi. Real talk though, dedenne is cutest pokemon.
I haven't. QnQ Wish I could. Starving college student can't afford consoles or games.
User avatar #2249 - corporate (21 hours ago) [-]
Yeah I haven't played any f the games since like heart gold haha. I don't really like all the new stuff. But i wanna play The new Emerald. It looks awesome. But I don't have a 3ds... I'm too poor for those luxuries.
Yeah He's adorable goddamn haha.
I do have a PS4 though which is nice.
User avatar #2250 - drifloon (20 hours ago) [-]
I used to have a 3ds but I thought I wouldn't need it anymore so i gave it to my friend. B+W was announced like the next month. I almost cried lol
Yeah the only console I currently have is an N64.
User avatar #2251 - corporate (20 hours ago) [-]
I'll trade you my ps4 for your n64 I want it.
I would play that shit all day.
I really want a SNES.
Let's play some classic pokemon some time
User avatar #2252 - drifloon (20 hours ago) [-]
N64s are only like 70 bucks on ebay, i'd hold onto that ps4. I used to have an SNES too before it died a loyal old age. I just googled them right now for reference and the box for one by itself is selling for $60 haha
And yeah for sure
#2243 - Yeah I hear that a lot. Disappoints quite a few people tha…  [+] (9 new replies) 21 hours ago on corporate's profile 0
User avatar #2244 - drifloon (21 hours ago) [-]
Well, since this is like the fourth time that I've thought someone wasn't a minor and they were it probably means I should definitely ask before I sleep with anyone. I'm not disappointed though no lol. Impressed actually.
And how did you guess?
User avatar #2245 - corporate (21 hours ago) [-]
Oh I dunno I just felt like you were a fan.
Eh, in england sleeping with a 16 year old is completely legal.

Drifloon is pretty cool. But all I need is an electric type and your drifloon goes drif-boom
User avatar #2246 - drifloon (21 hours ago) [-]
Well technically here in California you get a 4 year bumper for if a freshman in high school is dating a senior or whatever, but only if the minor's parents are okay with it. It's all complicated and dumb.

And yeah obviously. Drifloon sucks combat wise. It's small and cute though, and I'm small and cute so it seemed like a good username. :3
User avatar #2247 - corporate (21 hours ago) [-]
Drifloons are cute. But are they as cute as celebi?
Like c'mon that cute little onion with the big eyes. He's a cute time traveling onion baby :3

Have you played the recent games?
#2248 - drifloon (21 hours ago) [-]
Um, everything's cuter than celebi. Real talk though, dedenne is cutest pokemon.
I haven't. QnQ Wish I could. Starving college student can't afford consoles or games.
User avatar #2249 - corporate (21 hours ago) [-]
Yeah I haven't played any f the games since like heart gold haha. I don't really like all the new stuff. But i wanna play The new Emerald. It looks awesome. But I don't have a 3ds... I'm too poor for those luxuries.
Yeah He's adorable goddamn haha.
I do have a PS4 though which is nice.
User avatar #2250 - drifloon (20 hours ago) [-]
I used to have a 3ds but I thought I wouldn't need it anymore so i gave it to my friend. B+W was announced like the next month. I almost cried lol
Yeah the only console I currently have is an N64.
User avatar #2251 - corporate (20 hours ago) [-]
I'll trade you my ps4 for your n64 I want it.
I would play that shit all day.
I really want a SNES.
Let's play some classic pokemon some time
User avatar #2252 - drifloon (20 hours ago) [-]
N64s are only like 70 bucks on ebay, i'd hold onto that ps4. I used to have an SNES too before it died a loyal old age. I just googled them right now for reference and the box for one by itself is selling for $60 haha
And yeah for sure
#2241 - 16. Don't worry about the replies. Take your time i'm in …  [+] (11 new replies) 21 hours ago on corporate's profile 0
User avatar #2242 - drifloon (21 hours ago) [-]
Wow. I was not expecting that at all. I was thinking you were like 21. Probably because when you mentioned your apartment I thought you meant YOUR apartment haha.
I'm 19.
User avatar #2243 - corporate (21 hours ago) [-]
Yeah I hear that a lot.
Disappoints quite a few people that I'm as young as I am. Oh well, I hope it's not too disappointing.
A pokemon fan I see?
User avatar #2244 - drifloon (21 hours ago) [-]
Well, since this is like the fourth time that I've thought someone wasn't a minor and they were it probably means I should definitely ask before I sleep with anyone. I'm not disappointed though no lol. Impressed actually.
And how did you guess?
User avatar #2245 - corporate (21 hours ago) [-]
Oh I dunno I just felt like you were a fan.
Eh, in england sleeping with a 16 year old is completely legal.

Drifloon is pretty cool. But all I need is an electric type and your drifloon goes drif-boom
User avatar #2246 - drifloon (21 hours ago) [-]
Well technically here in California you get a 4 year bumper for if a freshman in high school is dating a senior or whatever, but only if the minor's parents are okay with it. It's all complicated and dumb.

And yeah obviously. Drifloon sucks combat wise. It's small and cute though, and I'm small and cute so it seemed like a good username. :3
User avatar #2247 - corporate (21 hours ago) [-]
Drifloons are cute. But are they as cute as celebi?
Like c'mon that cute little onion with the big eyes. He's a cute time traveling onion baby :3

Have you played the recent games?
#2248 - drifloon (21 hours ago) [-]
Um, everything's cuter than celebi. Real talk though, dedenne is cutest pokemon.
I haven't. QnQ Wish I could. Starving college student can't afford consoles or games.
User avatar #2249 - corporate (21 hours ago) [-]
Yeah I haven't played any f the games since like heart gold haha. I don't really like all the new stuff. But i wanna play The new Emerald. It looks awesome. But I don't have a 3ds... I'm too poor for those luxuries.
Yeah He's adorable goddamn haha.
I do have a PS4 though which is nice.
User avatar #2250 - drifloon (20 hours ago) [-]
I used to have a 3ds but I thought I wouldn't need it anymore so i gave it to my friend. B+W was announced like the next month. I almost cried lol
Yeah the only console I currently have is an N64.
User avatar #2251 - corporate (20 hours ago) [-]
I'll trade you my ps4 for your n64 I want it.
I would play that shit all day.
I really want a SNES.
Let's play some classic pokemon some time
User avatar #2252 - drifloon (20 hours ago) [-]
N64s are only like 70 bucks on ebay, i'd hold onto that ps4. I used to have an SNES too before it died a loyal old age. I just googled them right now for reference and the box for one by itself is selling for $60 haha
And yeah for sure
#152 - I guess this is my life now  [+] (1 new reply) 22 hours ago on Translating rap god to a... +1
User avatar #153 - samxdaxman (22 hours ago) [-]
You put this on yourself when you chose to make the username corporate
#2239 - Playing the Binding of Isaac: Rebirth while watching NorthernL…  [+] (13 new replies) 22 hours ago on corporate's profile 0
User avatar #2240 - drifloon (21 hours ago) [-]
Oh gosh now I'm the one replying slow...
Haha you sound busy. How old are you if you don't mind my asking?
#2241 - corporate (21 hours ago) [-]
16.
Don't worry about the replies. Take your time i'm in no rush you have your own affairs to deal with.
How old are you lass?
User avatar #2242 - drifloon (21 hours ago) [-]
Wow. I was not expecting that at all. I was thinking you were like 21. Probably because when you mentioned your apartment I thought you meant YOUR apartment haha.
I'm 19.
User avatar #2243 - corporate (21 hours ago) [-]
Yeah I hear that a lot.
Disappoints quite a few people that I'm as young as I am. Oh well, I hope it's not too disappointing.
A pokemon fan I see?
User avatar #2244 - drifloon (21 hours ago) [-]
Well, since this is like the fourth time that I've thought someone wasn't a minor and they were it probably means I should definitely ask before I sleep with anyone. I'm not disappointed though no lol. Impressed actually.
And how did you guess?
User avatar #2245 - corporate (21 hours ago) [-]
Oh I dunno I just felt like you were a fan.
Eh, in england sleeping with a 16 year old is completely legal.

Drifloon is pretty cool. But all I need is an electric type and your drifloon goes drif-boom
User avatar #2246 - drifloon (21 hours ago) [-]
Well technically here in California you get a 4 year bumper for if a freshman in high school is dating a senior or whatever, but only if the minor's parents are okay with it. It's all complicated and dumb.

And yeah obviously. Drifloon sucks combat wise. It's small and cute though, and I'm small and cute so it seemed like a good username. :3
User avatar #2247 - corporate (21 hours ago) [-]
Drifloons are cute. But are they as cute as celebi?
Like c'mon that cute little onion with the big eyes. He's a cute time traveling onion baby :3

Have you played the recent games?
#2248 - drifloon (21 hours ago) [-]
Um, everything's cuter than celebi. Real talk though, dedenne is cutest pokemon.
I haven't. QnQ Wish I could. Starving college student can't afford consoles or games.
User avatar #2249 - corporate (21 hours ago) [-]
Yeah I haven't played any f the games since like heart gold haha. I don't really like all the new stuff. But i wanna play The new Emerald. It looks awesome. But I don't have a 3ds... I'm too poor for those luxuries.
Yeah He's adorable goddamn haha.
I do have a PS4 though which is nice.
User avatar #2250 - drifloon (20 hours ago) [-]
I used to have a 3ds but I thought I wouldn't need it anymore so i gave it to my friend. B+W was announced like the next month. I almost cried lol
Yeah the only console I currently have is an N64.
User avatar #2251 - corporate (20 hours ago) [-]
I'll trade you my ps4 for your n64 I want it.
I would play that shit all day.
I really want a SNES.
Let's play some classic pokemon some time
User avatar #2252 - drifloon (20 hours ago) [-]
N64s are only like 70 bucks on ebay, i'd hold onto that ps4. I used to have an SNES too before it died a loyal old age. I just googled them right now for reference and the box for one by itself is selling for $60 haha
And yeah for sure
#2237 - Hi there! Sorry for the late reply I was getting coffee. H…  [+] (15 new replies) 22 hours ago on corporate's profile 0
User avatar #2238 - drifloon (22 hours ago) [-]
no problem at all! I'm awesome! I'm making gumbo, and it takes a while to cook so I'm fjing in between. Whacha up to?
User avatar #2239 - corporate (22 hours ago) [-]
Playing the Binding of Isaac: Rebirth while watching NorthernLion Play it as well.
Just got off of a skype call with a few FJ'ers. Drinking some fresh coffee in my cool apartment.
Relaxing.
mmm.. gumbo sounds delicious...
User avatar #2240 - drifloon (21 hours ago) [-]
Oh gosh now I'm the one replying slow...
Haha you sound busy. How old are you if you don't mind my asking?
#2241 - corporate (21 hours ago) [-]
16.
Don't worry about the replies. Take your time i'm in no rush you have your own affairs to deal with.
How old are you lass?
User avatar #2242 - drifloon (21 hours ago) [-]
Wow. I was not expecting that at all. I was thinking you were like 21. Probably because when you mentioned your apartment I thought you meant YOUR apartment haha.
I'm 19.
User avatar #2243 - corporate (21 hours ago) [-]
Yeah I hear that a lot.
Disappoints quite a few people that I'm as young as I am. Oh well, I hope it's not too disappointing.
A pokemon fan I see?
User avatar #2244 - drifloon (21 hours ago) [-]
Well, since this is like the fourth time that I've thought someone wasn't a minor and they were it probably means I should definitely ask before I sleep with anyone. I'm not disappointed though no lol. Impressed actually.
And how did you guess?
User avatar #2245 - corporate (21 hours ago) [-]
Oh I dunno I just felt like you were a fan.
Eh, in england sleeping with a 16 year old is completely legal.

Drifloon is pretty cool. But all I need is an electric type and your drifloon goes drif-boom
User avatar #2246 - drifloon (21 hours ago) [-]
Well technically here in California you get a 4 year bumper for if a freshman in high school is dating a senior or whatever, but only if the minor's parents are okay with it. It's all complicated and dumb.

And yeah obviously. Drifloon sucks combat wise. It's small and cute though, and I'm small and cute so it seemed like a good username. :3
User avatar #2247 - corporate (21 hours ago) [-]
Drifloons are cute. But are they as cute as celebi?
Like c'mon that cute little onion with the big eyes. He's a cute time traveling onion baby :3

Have you played the recent games?
#2248 - drifloon (21 hours ago) [-]
Um, everything's cuter than celebi. Real talk though, dedenne is cutest pokemon.
I haven't. QnQ Wish I could. Starving college student can't afford consoles or games.
User avatar #2249 - corporate (21 hours ago) [-]
Yeah I haven't played any f the games since like heart gold haha. I don't really like all the new stuff. But i wanna play The new Emerald. It looks awesome. But I don't have a 3ds... I'm too poor for those luxuries.
Yeah He's adorable goddamn haha.
I do have a PS4 though which is nice.
User avatar #2250 - drifloon (20 hours ago) [-]
I used to have a 3ds but I thought I wouldn't need it anymore so i gave it to my friend. B+W was announced like the next month. I almost cried lol
Yeah the only console I currently have is an N64.
User avatar #2251 - corporate (20 hours ago) [-]
I'll trade you my ps4 for your n64 I want it.
I would play that shit all day.
I really want a SNES.
Let's play some classic pokemon some time
User avatar #2252 - drifloon (20 hours ago) [-]
N64s are only like 70 bucks on ebay, i'd hold onto that ps4. I used to have an SNES too before it died a loyal old age. I just googled them right now for reference and the box for one by itself is selling for $60 haha
And yeah for sure

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#2000 - corporate ONLINE (04/03/2015) [-]
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2000 holy **** mother ****** !!!!!!
#1241 - Konix ONLINE (02/13/2015) [+] (3 replies)
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Yo corporate, you seem like a genuinely awesome person and you bring a smile to my face whenever I see your comments. I don't really do anything other than lurk but I figured you should know that your friendliness is contagious

Plus anyone who preaches the superior katawa is cool in my book.
User avatar #2253 - axxein (15 hours ago) [-]
Whoa why all the hate on your profile lately? "You suck as mod" "go **** yourself with a cuctus"

**** ****** needs to chill

Ill always love you bby.
User avatar #2254 to #2253 - corporate ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
Nah they're my friends. I told them "I have almost never received hate on here" so they fixed it haha
User avatar #2255 to #2254 - axxein (11 hours ago) [-]
oh that explains it then, i was thinking it was weird, since i knew one of them was one of the common backroom people i was thinking "wow really he's trolling corp? isn't he one of the backroom people? what happened?"

thanks for the clarification <3
User avatar #2236 - drifloon (22 hours ago) [-]
for sure
User avatar #2237 to #2236 - corporate ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
Hi there! Sorry for the late reply I was getting coffee.
How are you doing?
User avatar #2238 to #2237 - drifloon (22 hours ago) [-]
no problem at all! I'm awesome! I'm making gumbo, and it takes a while to cook so I'm fjing in between. Whacha up to?
User avatar #2239 to #2238 - corporate ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
Playing the Binding of Isaac: Rebirth while watching NorthernLion Play it as well.
Just got off of a skype call with a few FJ'ers. Drinking some fresh coffee in my cool apartment.
Relaxing.
mmm.. gumbo sounds delicious...
User avatar #2240 to #2239 - drifloon (21 hours ago) [-]
Oh gosh now I'm the one replying slow...
Haha you sound busy. How old are you if you don't mind my asking?
#2241 to #2240 - corporate ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
16.
Don't worry about the replies. Take your time i'm in no rush you have your own affairs to deal with.
How old are you lass?
User avatar #2242 to #2241 - drifloon (21 hours ago) [-]
Wow. I was not expecting that at all. I was thinking you were like 21. Probably because when you mentioned your apartment I thought you meant YOUR apartment haha.
I'm 19.
User avatar #2243 to #2242 - corporate ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
Yeah I hear that a lot.
Disappoints quite a few people that I'm as young as I am. Oh well, I hope it's not too disappointing.
A pokemon fan I see?
User avatar #2244 to #2243 - drifloon (21 hours ago) [-]
Well, since this is like the fourth time that I've thought someone wasn't a minor and they were it probably means I should definitely ask before I sleep with anyone. I'm not disappointed though no lol. Impressed actually.
And how did you guess?
User avatar #2245 to #2244 - corporate ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
Oh I dunno I just felt like you were a fan.
Eh, in england sleeping with a 16 year old is completely legal.

Drifloon is pretty cool. But all I need is an electric type and your drifloon goes drif-boom
User avatar #2246 to #2245 - drifloon (21 hours ago) [-]
Well technically here in California you get a 4 year bumper for if a freshman in high school is dating a senior or whatever, but only if the minor's parents are okay with it. It's all complicated and dumb.

And yeah obviously. Drifloon sucks combat wise. It's small and cute though, and I'm small and cute so it seemed like a good username. :3
User avatar #2247 to #2246 - corporate ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
Drifloons are cute. But are they as cute as celebi?
Like c'mon that cute little onion with the big eyes. He's a cute time traveling onion baby :3

Have you played the recent games?
#2248 to #2247 - drifloon (21 hours ago) [-]
Um, everything's cuter than celebi. Real talk though, dedenne is cutest pokemon.
I haven't. QnQ Wish I could. Starving college student can't afford consoles or games.
User avatar #2249 to #2248 - corporate ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
Yeah I haven't played any f the games since like heart gold haha. I don't really like all the new stuff. But i wanna play The new Emerald. It looks awesome. But I don't have a 3ds... I'm too poor for those luxuries.
Yeah He's adorable goddamn haha.
I do have a PS4 though which is nice.
User avatar #2250 to #2249 - drifloon (20 hours ago) [-]
I used to have a 3ds but I thought I wouldn't need it anymore so i gave it to my friend. B+W was announced like the next month. I almost cried lol
Yeah the only console I currently have is an N64.
User avatar #2251 to #2250 - corporate ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
I'll trade you my ps4 for your n64 I want it.
I would play that **** all day.
I really want a SNES.
Let's play some classic pokemon some time
User avatar #2252 to #2251 - drifloon (20 hours ago) [-]
N64s are only like 70 bucks on ebay, i'd hold onto that ps4. I used to have an SNES too before it died a loyal old age. I just googled them right now for reference and the box for one by itself is selling for $60 haha
And yeah for sure
User avatar #2233 to #2232 - corporate ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
YEEEEE
#2234 to #2233 - bizzareslam (04/19/2015) [-]
better quality on the text
#2235 to #2234 - bizzareslam (04/19/2015) [-]
forgot to edit the FJ
User avatar #2219 - shadowrated (04/18/2015) [-]
why doese your gender say female when you're not
#2220 to #2219 - corporate ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
I am though
User avatar #2221 to #2220 - shadowrated (04/18/2015) [-]
i've heard those vocaroo, you're not lol
User avatar #2224 to #2221 - andra ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
he is
100%
User avatar #2225 to #2224 - shadowrated (04/18/2015) [-]
>he

made me lol
User avatar #2226 to #2225 - andra ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
what are you talking about
he's a girl
User avatar #2228 to #2226 - shadowrated (04/18/2015) [-]
srsly? a transvestite?
User avatar #2229 to #2228 - andra ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
yup
User avatar #2231 to #2229 - shadowrated (04/18/2015) [-]
you also right?
User avatar #2230 to #2229 - shadowrated (04/18/2015) [-]
>>1 >>3 =4 it all adds up
#2222 to #2221 - corporate ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
Pretty sure I am.
Lightspeedtooslow
Andra
postwo
I'm a chick. Please confirm.
#2223 to #2222 - lightspeedtooslow ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
She uses a voice changer
User avatar #2227 to #2223 - shadowrated (04/18/2015) [-]
thats some next technology ****
User avatar #2214 - axxein (04/18/2015) [-]
AYE BABY MOMMA

Love you bby, your my favorite mod. If you ever wanna send me a vocaroo you can <3


User avatar #2215 to #2214 - corporate ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
<3 that means a lot to hear from you
#2217 to #2216 - corporate ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
Thank you for always being so kind to me
#2218 to #2217 - axxein (04/18/2015) [-]
always &lt;3
always <3
User avatar #2204 - axxein (04/17/2015) [-]
ayeee
User avatar #2205 to #2204 - corporate ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
sup
User avatar #2206 to #2205 - axxein (04/17/2015) [-]
not much. been surviving off easter candy the last few days.

to lazy to actually make something.
User avatar #2207 to #2206 - corporate ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
Better than what I have to eat.

Ech, I should sleep soon... But I wanna stay on FJ
User avatar #2208 to #2207 - axxein (04/17/2015) [-]
what would you do on FJ?
User avatar #2209 to #2208 - corporate ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
Mod about. Being a loser.. Eh.. I think I'll get into bed and watch some more youtube...
User avatar #2210 to #2209 - axxein (04/17/2015) [-]
you're not a loser.

and if you are you're my favorite loser.

enjoy bedtime <3 my rom is messy again....

i should clean it. would only take like 20 minutes max....
#2183 - lightspeedtooslow ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
>notice I'm number 2 in content for the past 24 hours
>wonder who is 1
>see it's you
>admin's fw mods take over the leaderboard
User avatar #2213 to #2183 - corporate ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
Ayy lmao
#2184 to #2183 - corporate ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
haha I could let you get number 1 if you want? I reaaaaly don't mind. Gives me a chance to save up some content to just barage the FP tomorrow
#2185 to #2184 - lightspeedtooslow ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
Eh, it's not a competition, do as you want. I am gonna post a lot every day because I want to raise my overall content rank plus I wouldn't mind a promo also, I wanna be #1 in content just long enough for it to appear on my highest content rank thing
User avatar #2187 to #2185 - corporate ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
tfw I have over 1200 notifications on my notification list from just content in the last month
User avatar #2186 to #2185 - corporate ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
You're never gonna hit number 1 on content on overall o.o bruh.
Promo would be nice. SInce I got ******* gyped last time. his reasoning is that there is too many level fours. :l *****************
Nah, you can have number one tomorrow :3
User avatar #2188 to #2186 - lightspeedtooslow ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
I can dream
If there were too many 4s he should've bumped at least one up to 5, cuz we don't got nun
But thanks, it really boosts my morale which is something I could use a lot of right now
User avatar #2189 to #2188 - corporate ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
Take it. You deserve it. You've been posting and trying really hard.


Also, I agree. I REAALLY don't wanna sound like an arrogant prick. But i deserved that promo... I had a **** tonne of mod actions and just actions in general.
A **** TONNE. But whatever.. As long as I get 4 next time. I'll be aight. If I don't get 4 i'm gonna see if addy can talk to him.
But whatever.
User avatar #2190 to #2189 - lightspeedtooslow ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
You'll get promoted, I got skipped when you were bumped to 3, so it's not uncommon. My prediction? You'll be pushed up to 5 come next round, you certainly deserve it
User avatar #2191 to #2190 - corporate ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
Yeah that was pretty BS when you were skipped. But hey you got 4 so that's awesome! And 5 is coming soon
MAN If I get bumped to 5 I WILL **** in happiness.
5 seems like a ******* dream away.
4 is like my goal. If I go higher than 4 my life will be complete..
User avatar #2192 to #2191 - lightspeedtooslow ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
Very nice, my goal is to just be as high as I can. I told other light "new goal: get a kick ass badge" and he said I should go for it so why not? I enjoy this job, and level 4 is pretty nice, you're gonna really enjoy it when you get there
User avatar #2193 to #2192 - corporate ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
Man I can't wait. I hope I can get even higher but I'm not depending on it. I'll take what I get and try to strive to be even higher.
Being a mod is fantastic and has made me 500x times happier. It's a priv. just to be here
User avatar #2194 to #2193 - lightspeedtooslow ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
I'm very glad to have you with us, when I saw you frequenting those stickies, I knew you would be a good mod, and look at you now. I'm not saying I called it But I totally called it
#2195 to #2194 - corporate ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
oh stahp.
It's so nice having people who actually enjoy hearing and seeing me.
It's kind of a first in my life
I have basically fans like WAT.
People wanna talk to me, people wanna know me, people are doing ******* art of me.
I get praise and compliments. Like I never expected this.
#2196 to #2195 - lightspeedtooslow ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
That's what being a mod is about, gettin' all the bitches and whatnot
User avatar #2197 to #2196 - corporate ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
I see.
I love all of my bitches and I'm getting new ones every day. I love my modship.
10/10 would do this forever. I wanna be a mod for years. Eventually. I'll be top mod. Eventually I'll be admin. implying i'm not admin
User avatar #2198 to #2197 - lightspeedtooslow ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
Implying the whole mod team isn't just alts of admin

I could be mod for years as well, I see a bright future for this site. I wouldn't working under you, after enough experience you could be head honcho
User avatar #2199 to #2198 - corporate ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
Instead of working under me we could be head honcho together. eh?
Could you imagine having the abilities of post2?
He's so ******* lucky... I'd give anything to be in his position.
User avatar #2201 to #2199 - lucky ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
im here now
User avatar #2200 to #2199 - lightspeedtooslow ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
The two of us running the mods? We'd have a damn good team. I always see post's screenshots, the amount of buttons and permissions he has always makes me drool a bit
User avatar #2202 to #2200 - corporate ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
His ******* buttons. I would stab my mother in the vagina for his buttons. ugh.

Man if we ran the mods? That'd be a ******* adventure. I'd still do my job that i'm doing now. Even as top mod. I would have our cronies join in. 50-70% would be social mods like us. I want everyone interacting as much as possible. I'd finally try to give the mod team a really good name
User avatar #2203 to #2202 - lightspeedtooslow ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
That sounds marvelous, certainly something to shoot for
User avatar #2211 to #2203 - axxein (04/17/2015) [-]
I smell a glorious uprising.
User avatar #2212 to #2211 - lightspeedtooslow ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
Corporate, he knows too much, we must kill him now
#2181 - IruinedTheJoke ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
u suck as a mod
#2179 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]



Go **** yourself with a cactus
User avatar #2177 - axxein (04/14/2015) [-]
Hiii. How are you doing?

User avatar #2178 to #2177 - axxein (04/15/2015) [-]
why don't you every answer my questions anymore? i luv you bby.
User avatar #2175 to #2174 - corporate ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Woaaaahhhhhhhh that's awesome
User avatar #2176 to #2175 - tepidteal ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
thank you, thank you. It could be better but I'm done working on it for now.
User avatar #2161 - davidavidson (04/13/2015) [-]
Hey Corporate

Guess what I got in the mail 2day?
User avatar #2162 to #2161 - corporate ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
Aye?
User avatar #2163 to #2162 - davidavidson (04/13/2015) [-]
DEZ NUTZ

HAWWWWWWWWWWHH

GAAWWWWWWDYYYYYYY

GAAWWWWWWDYYYYYYY
User avatar #2164 to #2163 - corporate ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
:l I got my new mic in the mail today..
User avatar #2165 to #2164 - davidavidson (04/13/2015) [-]
These nuts ! Gotem 😂 it's a new meme

noice... how does it work?
User avatar #2166 to #2165 - corporate ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
great it's amazing.

i'm gonna need you to delete all that spam though... Seriously... You've got 5 minutes to delete them please
User avatar #2167 to #2166 - davidavidson (04/13/2015) [-]
Yoooo what spam?
The top comments on /autism?
User avatar #2168 to #2167 - corporate ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
All of the deez nuts..
User avatar #2169 to #2168 - davidavidson (04/13/2015) [-]
I'll delete 2 of them, k?
User avatar #2170 to #2169 - corporate ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
All. Or i have to flag them...
C'mon, you know you can't spam...
User avatar #2171 to #2170 - davidavidson (04/13/2015) [-]
That better m8?
User avatar #2172 to #2171 - corporate ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
Delete every post. C'mon. You took the time to spam. Clean it up.
I really don't wanna flag you. But I have to if you don't clean it
User avatar #2173 to #2172 - davidavidson (04/13/2015) [-]
**** m8... that's honestly all I could find

Pls help
User avatar #2160 - axxein (04/12/2015) [-]
Ayeeee baby grull.
hows your week been?
#2153 - vacca (04/11/2015) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #2154 to #2153 - corporate ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
Hey, what's up?
#2155 to #2154 - vacca (04/11/2015) [-]
I was wondering what are the requirements to becoming a moderator on the site?
#2156 to #2155 - corporate ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
Technically there are a few small requirements.
But mainly they consist of:
Get yourself known in the community. Be productive.
GO post content, go comment, go meet people, make friends.
Just do your best to be known here. Get your name out there.
Get a bunch of thumbs. Post a bunch. Show you can handle the community en masse.
Make yourself know.
That's what you gotta do.
#2157 to #2156 - vacca (04/11/2015) [-]
Thanks for the tips, I guess what I have to try and achieve. Again thanks for the help.
#2158 to #2157 - corporate ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
Go to funnyjunk.com/backroom if you wanna be social and make some friends.   
   
Comment on content (newest uploads) and try to make top comment (it's really not that difficult)   
   
Post content to earn some thumbs and level up (good way to show you're being productive)   
   
Post more comments. Comments show you're trying to be social. That's what we're looking for. Social mods.   
   
Keep trying and I'm sure you'll be a mod in no time.
Go to funnyjunk.com/backroom if you wanna be social and make some friends.

Comment on content (newest uploads) and try to make top comment (it's really not that difficult)

Post content to earn some thumbs and level up (good way to show you're being productive)

Post more comments. Comments show you're trying to be social. That's what we're looking for. Social mods.

Keep trying and I'm sure you'll be a mod in no time.
#2159 to #2158 - vacca (04/11/2015) [-]
Ok thanks.
User avatar #2151 - tepidteal ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s1bdIScDm23L
Save it or something.
#2152 to #2151 - corporate ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Why is everyone being so nice to me today >w<
You guys are the best
#2150 - neppy ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#2143 - giffythetoad (04/09/2015) [-]
By your request, I am reporting this ad to you. This is the first instance of an invasive ad.

The Louie Ad plays sound automatically and reloads after finishing (so it just loops over). Additionally, when I attempt to scroll the web page, it immediately snaps back to the ad, preventing me from scrolling away from it.

Chrome pops up a notifcation saying FJ would like to use my location, presumably this ad is attempting to do so.

Best wishes.
User avatar #2144 to #2143 - corporate ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
Thanks.
Y'know what. Just use adblock.
User avatar #2145 to #2144 - giffythetoad (04/09/2015) [-]
Uhm....alrighty then.
User avatar #2146 to #2145 - corporate ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
Don't question. Just..do it
User avatar #2147 to #2146 - giffythetoad (04/09/2015) [-]
I have.
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