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#26 - 'Convinced' "Private! Get to that truck and coll…  [+] (6 replies) 03/26/2016 on just bag it +26
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#31 - agreatusername (03/26/2016) [-]
The joke is that everyone knows its a bullshit command, and hes fucking with him.
The private is such a boot hes not gonna question a wrong command even if its obviously bullshit.
Its like the grid squares joke.
Give him a few years he will smarten up.
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#49 - captainprincess (03/26/2016) [-]
The privates gonna get the shit chewed out for not following orders is what
It's not his place to question orders and he knows it
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#42 - severepwner (03/26/2016) [-]
>The private is such a boot he's not gonna question a wrong command even if it's obviously bullshit.

Are you fucking retarded? It doesn't matter if he was a fucking Gunnery Sergeant, you disobey any orders, your ass is getting NJP'd. These privates don't have any choice to question the order, they're being forced to do it, and everyone knows it's bullshit.

This hazing is a completely disgusting abuse of authority.
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#36 - AnomynousUser (03/26/2016) [-]
Or maybe he just didn't want to get punished for not doing such a simple task?
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#39 - agreatusername (03/26/2016) [-]
The task is pointless and a common joke among service members.
Its basically only to make the private a dumbass.
We dont test exhaust, its just not done.
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#40 - AnomynousUser (03/26/2016) [-]
Yes. We all know it was pointless. The reason why the private did it was so he wouldn't get punished for not doing it, not because he needs to "smarten up" or because he's simply not questioning it. It's because he was ordered to do it, so he did it.
#45 - i wish i could remember my dreams when i wake up. I either fee…  [+] (1 reply) 03/22/2016 on Anon Has A Dream +1
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#50 - infinitereaper (03/22/2016) [-]
I forgot quite often as well, the best ones I remember however, I used to have more of the great ones but they've tapered off as the years have gone by. Probably just sleeping worst than I used to.
#253 - Roast me like a good coffee FJ.  [+] (15 replies) 03/09/2016 on FJ roast session. 0
#1458 - anon (05/09/2016) [-]
when did Asian JB join funnyjunk?
#1214 - houseofwolf (03/10/2016) [-]
is your asshole as bleached as your hair
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#1185 - manholefreddy (03/10/2016) [-]
The eye peeking out of your hair is the one peeking out the closet.
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#1148 - mustachebro (03/10/2016) [-]
I bet people mistake you as a prostitute in Bangkok.
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#842 - thegraypist (03/10/2016) [-]
What the fuck are you?
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#714 - diegotan (03/09/2016) [-]
You colored so many part of your body, yet the most important one you left as ugly as it was, you fucking changeling eskimo.
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#563 - Toshiro (03/09/2016) [-]
Admin, another one of your dick cleaners got out
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#558 - mikepetru (03/09/2016) [-]
So which loli anime did you sing the theme song for?
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#498 - josuke (03/09/2016) [-]
You're the example parents show their Tumblr kids of why you shouldn't try any sex changes.
#494 - anon (03/09/2016) [-]
You look like you need feminism.
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#469 - wobblewub (03/09/2016) [-]
Those hormones seem to be working.
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#461 - mrjweezy (03/09/2016) [-]
you are the reason they have the "other" option on the sex section of medical papers.
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#379 - brobyddark (03/09/2016) [-]
Sorry, I didn't ask for Thai food.
#306 - anon (03/09/2016) [-]
when you go on a date your date has to follow you to check which bathroom you go in
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#435 - fyaq (03/09/2016) [-]
You're the reason Professor Oak has trust issues.
#1 - do the christian camp  [+] (5 replies) 02/14/2016 on When weeaboos date 2 +82
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#73 - echsa (02/16/2016) [-]
mention pls
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#55 - indonesia (02/15/2016) [-]
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#13 - recoveryone (02/14/2016) [-]
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#162 - how do you have a sandwich without bread?  [+] (4 replies) 01/20/2016 on vegans +5
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#247 - hokeymon (01/20/2016) [-]
Order the double down at KFC.
#211 - dubstroyer (01/20/2016) [-]
Roll everything in cheese. Of course not if you put in ketchup and stuff like that.
#164 - anon (01/20/2016) [-]
My favorite kind of sandwich are two slices of bread, with a slice of bread between.
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#170 - natemose (01/20/2016) [-]
The sandwich sandwich